Chapter 162: Brother Sprinkles Ashes and Kicks Sister Pineapple Bitch
"The fat guy finally called us back. I was so tired of staying in Africa. I still miss the delicious food in America..."
An ape-man with a gorilla head, red and blue cheeks, 1 meters tall, wearing blue clothes and a cloak, yawned and said.
His name is Jerome Beechman.
He is a mutant who was born in New Mexico but grew up on Roosevelt Island. Because of his appearance, childhood experiences, and weird personality, he became a super criminal since he was a child.
A few years ago, he was secretly sent to Africa by Jin Bing, and he made an industry there.
Although he looks like a monkey, he is not interested in the black monkeys in Africa. It's just that the smell emitted from his body can attract the opposite sex, resulting in African women around him always showing their affection to him.
"Okay, Mandrill, I heard that this time we are asked to come back to fight against a team called Spider-Man, so we better be careful~"
"You are too sensitive! Nakla!"
Glancing at the tall woman next to him, the mandrill didn't take her words to heart.
Necla Sinclair, 1 meters tall, was also born in New Mexico. She grew up on Roosevelt Island and is a childhood sweetheart of Mandrill. Her parents are black, but because of the influence of radiation, she has been white since birth and has a vampire-like face.
Fed up with the cold-eyed indifference and inhuman abuse from her parents since she was a child, she ran away from home when she was ten years old. Later, she came to Roosevelt Island and met a mandrill who shared the same suffering. The two spent an unforgettable time together.
Maybe it was because they grew up together as childhood sweethearts, she did not dislike his monkey-like face. She followed in his footsteps without hesitation and really liked him.
It's just that his special ability always makes him surrounded by beautiful women, which makes this woman very jealous.
They survived by stealing and scavenging, and educated themselves with stolen books until they were attacked by a mob who believed they were monsters. The two demonstrated their mutant abilities for the first time, killing some of the attackers and driving off others.
But they were also wanted by the government. Under the arrangement and organization of Kingpin, they traveled to Africa and established a Black Ghost organization composed of black women. The mandrill used the ability to manipulate pheromones to attract and enslave several women, making them his fanatical followers and servants. He also made Nekra his chief priestess. They were an organization of black women dedicated to overthrowing the American government.
"It's not that I'm too sensitive, but you haven't seen the methods of those two guys. Didn't you check the Internet?!"
Nakra glanced at the careless man and took out a cell phone and handed it to him.
"You know I'm not interested in electronic products..."
"Primitive monkey..."
"Hey. Don't keep using this against me..."
"I think we should go find that person first, and then meet up with that blind man!"
"You mean that guy?!"
The mandrill looked at the other party with some surprise, and then said with some jealousy:
"That self-righteous guy may not listen to you, and he doesn't have any superpowers. He's just an idiot with a sickle on his right hand... He always contradicts me. Does he really think he's the boss??!"
"That's not necessarily true now! He has become the real god of death. A few days ago, he sent me a text message saying that he has mastered some magical abilities. He can use them to control the bodies and souls of messengers, summon demons from hell, and even seem to have made some deals with the Lord of Hell, Aatrox, and Satan..."
"Tsk! What luck...you like him?!"
"Stupid, if you can't speak, then don't say anything..."
……
"Hey, hey, Fireman, how about trying my big pineapple?!"
Deadpool took out two bottles of liquid bombs from somewhere and stuffed them directly into Fireman's mouth.
Liquid bombs will explode when encountering high temperatures and strong impacts. What's more, the temperature of the fireman has reached 1000℃, which directly burns the bottle. The liquid bomb will explode in his body instantly, and the guy will be blown away 10 meters!
"What a pity, I couldn't blow him to death..." Looking at the fire man whose flames were still as powerful as ever, Deadpool shook his head with some regret.
Although he is an out-and-out anti-hero, he still appreciates heroism and heroic plots. Sometimes he imitates what other superheroes do. Although he thinks this behavior is stupid later, he still enjoys it.
The bloody and violent plot is mixed with some wit and humor, which can bring a bit of fun to his dull soul.
"You disgusting guy, I will definitely kill you!"
"Wuhu! I'm going to throw some dust in your eyes!!!"
I don't know when Peter scraped off the wall, rubbed it with his hands and it turned into a handful of wall dust, which dangled like spider silk and sprinkled into the other person's eyes.
Feeling the white wall dust entering his eyes, which had turned into wisps of black smoke after being burned by the flames, the fire man rolled on the ground in pain, roaring madly.
"You're even more vulgar than me!"
"Don't worry about the tricks. Any trick that works is a good trick!"
"That's right!"
"You...you...you two bastards..."
The fire man staggered to his feet, opened his eyes with difficulty, which were filled with pain, pointed at the two bitches in front of him, and was about to curse.
A black and pink figure in the name of Thursday suddenly appeared, and then kicked him nearly 30 meters away!
Then the figure swinging on the spider silk landed perfectly, clapped his hands, pinched his waist, looked at the guy who was kicked to the ground and still couldn't get up with a smug look on his face and laughed: "You forgot that we are a trio!"
"I say we should not just bully this one person, we should also not let go of other people with super powers!"
Peter looked at the Neon Ninja leader who wanted to escape, and then looked at Deadpool. Deadpool immediately understood what he meant, and used the bracelet's instant movement ability to appear behind the opponent, and then stabbed the opponent directly with a Thousand Years Kill, causing him to scream in pain!
"Hi, hi, here I come!"
“Are you ready to taste the Big Pineapple?!”
With eight liquid bombs sandwiched between his two hands, he stuffed them into the opponent's crotch without hesitation, and then shot his crotch off with a shot!
There was only a loud bang and a burst of flames. Before the Neon Ninja could react, his body was blown apart...
Peter continued to torture Fireman with his wall-throwing attack. Although he was sure he could kill him with one move, he suddenly felt that Deadpool's tricks were sometimes quite interesting. It was fun to torture the enemy...
"Go ahead and fight! I didn't see anything. I'll just go to work quietly after today~"
The beautiful dealer covered her eyes and tried to forget what she saw today. After all, she saw her boss working with Spider-Man, and if she accidentally let the cat out of the bag, she would definitely suffer the consequences...
Feeling someone poking her shoulder, the beautiful dealer quietly spread her fingers apart, only to see the fist in black and pink uniform coming towards her. She suddenly felt dizzy and confused...
"We accidentally hurt our friendly forces..."
"Ah?! Is that so? I'm sorry, but to prevent you from holding a grudge, you better just give it to me!"
Then Gwen swiftly twisted off the other person's head...
Peter and Deadpool gave their thumbs up without hesitation!
(End of this chapter)