Chapter 24 EVA Spider Loli and Dead Pig Pok
"My two Peters, you must have suffered a lot, right?! It's not easy for every Spider-Man, right..."
Peter and Shadow Peter sat on Aunt May's left and right, and Aunt May touched the scar on Shadow Peter's face, and then touched the burn on the back of Peter's hand.
This burn was caused by the electronic pulse overload. Although two months have passed, the burn has not recovered. It's very strange. With Spider-Man's recovery ability, this is nothing...
It was Peter himself who was unwilling to recover. It was because of his recklessness that his good brother Harry broke an arm. He wanted this scar to remain on his body forever, reminding himself all the time not to get the people around him into trouble...
"Fortunately, Aunt May, I'm a private investigator now, dealing with criminals all day long, and I really want to relax for a while..." Shadow Peter nodded.
"Sometimes I do feel a little tired, but I can't stop. There are things I need to do, and some people I need to protect..."
Peter nodded and shook his head. Opening up to Aunt May, he actually felt less depressed...
Even if this is Aunt Mei from another world, she is still my Aunt Mei!
"Kid, life must be tiring. Sometimes Spider-Man also needs to stop and rest for a while." Aunt May said softly.
"You don't have to take care of everything. Maybe you should take your life more seriously, right?!"
Feeling the love and care conveyed by Aunt May, even if Spider-Man has experienced a lot and does not care about the things in the world, his eyes can't help but become red at this moment.
"Aunt Mei, I miss you so much. I'm sorry! I didn't protect you well..."
"I know, it's okay, kid, everything will be fine. She loves you very much, you know, she doesn't care." Aunt Mei smiled and comforted him.
"Aunt Mei, it sounds absurd, but we are indeed Spider-Man from another universe. We came here through a strange quantum wormhole, and I sneaked out of the window this morning..."
Peter felt a little embarrassed at the moment. How could he come to his own home in another universe and run out of the window like a thief?
"Silly child, I know. I heard all the noises in the room today. When I opened the door, the window was already open. How I wish my Peter didn't..."
Aunt Mei's expression became very sad, and she couldn't help sobbing. Her shoulders were shaking, and tears kept falling from her eyes like pearls that had fallen off the string.
She had been having a hard time lately. Peter was like a son to her. For more than 20 years, she and her husband Ben Parker had devoted all their efforts to Peter.
They completely treated Peter as their biological son, and Aunt May even felt a little unhappy because Peter occasionally thought of his biological parents.
Because Peter is her child!
She has been raising Peter for the past twenty years, giving him all her motherly love. In order to take better care of Peter, she and her husband even did not have any children of their own.
Having lost Peter, she is now alone.
Looking at Aunt Mei crying bitterly.
Peter, Shadow Peter, and Mary Jane all became silent.
Especially Peter, he looked at Aunt May with complicated eyes!
If in my own universe, I really turned into a lizard man, lost control, and died, Aunt May and Uncle Ben would definitely be so sad...
Before he could finish his wild thoughts, his strong spider sense kicked in, startling him.
Shadow Peter at the side did the same, he stood up and put himself on alert.
As the spider sense became stronger and stronger, the door opened and a huge red and blue Eva robot came in from outside! A little girl's voice came from the robot!
"Are you Spider-Man too?!"
Peter felt that his worldview was about to collapse!
I thought Toei’s 400-aunt version of Spider-Man was awesome enough, but I didn’t expect something even more powerful to come!
A Japanese style painting, and he is also operating an EVA mecha...
You tell me this is Spider-Man, who would believe it?!
Click! The robot's lid opened, and a little girl in a JK miniskirt jumped out.
"Oh! Sorry, my name is Penny Parker, I'm of American and Japanese descent, and this is my friend Spider, please give me your guidance." The loli bent down and bowed, looking very polite.
Even though he was surprised, Peter knew the identity of this Japanese loli from her self-introduction.
Well, it’s another Spider-Man from a parallel universe, and it’s a little loli Spider-Man wearing a mecha as his battle suit!
Aunt Mei's eyes were curved into two crescent shapes.
She sat up from the sofa, walked to Penny Parker, touched her little head, and then held her little hand: "Penny, right?! Come on, sit down first and talk slowly."
Penny obediently followed Aunt May to the sofa and sat down. After looking at Peter and Shadow Peter respectively, she prepared to talk about her own business.
At this time, there was a crackling sound in the kitchen. Peter signaled everyone not to move, then went straight into the kitchen, looked at the figure without thinking, kicked him, and then beat him up...
There was a scream coming from the kitchen, which made anyone who heard it cry and anyone who saw it feel sad!
After beating him for ten minutes, Peter finally dragged the thief out with satisfaction, and said in surprise: "There's a pig in the kitchen, how about I kill it today and make some bacon rolls?!"
Looking at the dead pig wearing a red and blue battle suit, holding a mask in his hand, and with a bruised face and a pig's head, Shadow Peter twitched his mouth and complained: "Don't tell me a pig can become Spider-Man..."
"Who knows?! But will the quality of pork be better after becoming Spider-Man?!" Peter shrugged, his eyes full of desire for pork.
"You can't eat me! I'm just hungry and want something to eat! A strange feeling attracted me here! And I'm the superhero Spider-Ham! Peter Porker! Friendly neighbors shouldn't be treated like this..."
Peter kicked the dead pig that was making a fuss on the ground away. Unexpectedly, the dead pig shot out a spider silk that swung around the house and landed steadily on the sofa, greeting everyone.
"Wow! Cute little piggy!" Penny stretched out her little hand towards the dead pig and said with a look of surprise, "Hi! Little piggy, my name is Penny Parker, and that's my close friend Spider. Please give me your guidance!"
Spider-Ham looked down at Penny and smiled, "Little Penny, my name is Peter Porker. It's obvious that we are the same kind of people~"
"These days even pigs can be Spider-Man. Suddenly I feel like Spider-Man is a role with no future..."
Returning to the sofa, Peter pushed a dead pig whose butt took up half of the sofa, then sat on the sofa and sighed helplessly.
Eva Spider-Man was already shocking enough, and a pig could also become Spider-Man, which completely shattered Peter's worldview...
Well, everything can be Spider-Man, this is really a unique setting!
There are already four Spider-Men on the field now, so it’s better to get to know each other and introduce yourself!
Spider-Man Noir, whose full name is Peter Benjamin Parker, lives in 1939, just after the Great Depression.
Uncle Ben was murdered by Osborne for initiating a strike.
Urich of the Daily Bugle took advantage of Shadow Peter's anger and hired him as a reporter for the newspaper.
During an investigation into Osborn's smuggling activities, he was accidentally bitten by a spider among the cultural relics. While in a coma, he saw the spider god Anansi and then gained spider abilities.
By chance, he discovered the affair between Urich and Osborne, then resigned and became a private detective, starting to fight against those unscrupulous capitalists and corrupt officials.
Since he acquired the spider-ability in 1933, he has been fighting for 6 years and is a spider-warrior with rich combat experience.
Penny Parker, nicknamed Spider-Girl, is 14 years old this year.
Her spider mecha Spider was inherited from her father who died unexpectedly, and Uncle Ben and Aunt May in her world were two scientists and her father's former partners and combat aids.
Spider-Ham was originally a humanoid spider. He was bitten by Aunt May from his world, an anthropomorphic pig, and became what he is now.
It is said that Aunt May, the anthropomorphic pig, developed an atomic-powered hair dryer in order to dominate the hairdressing industry. However, an atomic leak caused her to go berserk, causing her to bite poor little Peter.
After becoming a pig, Spider-Ham retained some of his abilities as a spider, but lost a pair of hands and became a four-limbed animal like a pig.
But Peter was a little confused. A relative of a humanoid spider was actually a human pig. Didn’t he have a reproductive isolation system? !
Oh my god, I think I'm really crazy, talking about science with funny anime characters...
Peter was as cautious as ever. Although he introduced how he became Spider-Man, it was completely fabricated. He directly copied the experience of Tobey Maguire's version of Spider-Man, except that he changed the college period to high school period. Of course, he also told the truth, that is, in his world, Uncle Ben is still alive, and very happy with Aunt May. Also, his attitude towards things and his way of solving problems, because he felt that only in this way could he be different from all Peter Parkers!
He doesn't want to be Peter among ordinary people, he wants to be his own Peter Parker!
(End of this chapter)