Chapter 68 Spider-Man with Honey on His Mouth

"To be honest, I don't really like chatting with this guy! Because he is the most uncultured among us! You should know that he is a veteran of World War II, especially since he is a captain, and he uses all kinds of dirty words! But now he is just a veteran of the alliance, that's all, don't pay attention to him!"

Tony spread his hands, looked at Peter who was a little confused, and explained patiently.

Indeed, which officer of that period didn't swear a lot? !

Swearing almost became a standard of that era. Just thinking about how this guy was as weak as a chicken before using the super serum, Peter was a little curious, would he dare to curse at others at that time? !

“It’s quite unique…”

"Oh my God, I suddenly miss my grandfather. He also often swears..."

Gwen on the side spoke up.

In fact, Peter had also met her grandfather, but in his impression, the old man was always a kind and amiable person, and he seemed to have never said a bad word...

"The old man is also a veteran?!"

Tony asked curiously.

This girl looks young, so if we judge from this, her grandfather should not have participated in World War II!
Could it be that her grandfather had a son in his old age? !
"No, he learned it from my great-grandfather..."

"Then your great grandfather..."

"He's a slave owner!"

"Okay, pretend I didn't say..."

Tony was so stunned by Gwen's words that he didn't know what to say for a moment and shook his head awkwardly.

"Are all your Spider-Mans so good at talking?!"

Tony asked in a low voice as he looked at Peter, who was laughing so hard that his stomach ached.

"I think so..."

Looking at the two guys fighting in close combat in front of him, Peter was a little dazed.

You have to know that the strength of this mechanical spider monster is actually not weak. It can even be said to be far superior to the villains he encountered in the Ultimate Universe. I have to praise Hydra's technology!

But Captain America actually fought this monster with ease, worthy of being a 50-50 master. He couldn't beat anyone, and no one could beat him...

Violetta's spider legs poked at Captain America, but the opponent used his shield to block it and swung a flaming fist!
"Hey, why is he so angry?!"

Peter's eyes widened in surprise. Could this guy be a combination of the Human Torch and Captain America? !
No, he is Steve Rogerson! Could he have become a mutant? !

"You haven't seen him recover from the freezing cold yet. He was shocked by the changes in the world, and then he burst into flames and even burned his pants!"

Tony seemed to have thought of something, and then shared it with Peter beside him.

"Tony, you're such an idiot, I should stuff you in the toilet and give you a scalpel! Fuck you, I've never seen a bigger idiot than you!"

Captain America threw his shield out and hit Violetta, then turned around and gave Tony the middle finger!
"I always feel like a civil war is about to break out..."

Peter twitched his lips, somewhat speechless.

At this rate, it would be unreasonable for them not to split into two factions and fight each other...

But Tony also thought that bullying an old man in his seventies or eighties was not a glorious act...

"Since you are here, let's go back first. To be honest, I'm going back to celebrate my birthday..."

Peter looked at the two guys who were fighting fiercely, then looked at Tony who was watching the show beside him, and planned to take Gwen back to continue eating.

Anyway, the situation isn't expected to affect my home as it's only three or four blocks away, so I might as well take this opportunity to have a good meal and take a rest!
"Spider-boy, what a coincidence, today is actually your birthday. I don't have anything to give you, how about I give you a nano spider suit?!"

Well, the world of rich people is really incomprehensible!
They always give gifts like this and that, do you really think money comes from the wind? !
It seems that for them, it is really not much different from being blown by the strong wind...

"If you really want to give it as a gift, please make one for her. I have enough battle suits, and I also have nanotechnology. Don't bother with this!" It's a bastard not to take advantage of a good opportunity, Peter said, thinking of the principle of not missing out.

"Sure, you can go to Stark Industries to get it anytime. You're welcome there!"

"Fuck you, Tony, you're just watching the show, come on!!!"

Although Comrade Shi Aimin claims to be a 50-50 player, he can't stand the fact that his opponent is a tech geek, and these densely packed little spiders
The monsters were indeed difficult to deal with. As an old man, he really couldn't understand these special devices...

At this time, several Tiger tanks came from somewhere. You know, it is definitely not easy for this thing to drive into the city!
No one knew who sent them, but they just bombarded Valletta and Comrade Shi Aimin!
It is common sense that no living creature can withstand the bombing of tanks.

But this time it was different. The next second, deafening bombardment echoed throughout the entire block.

When the smoke cleared, people finally saw the details inside. The originally intact street had been blown to pieces by the shells, but the two guys at the center of the explosion were not blown to ashes as imagined.

Captain America was wrapped in a layer of strange flames, which played a very good protective role. Not only did it not hurt him, but it also increased his attack power a lot.

Valletta, whose entire mecha had turned black due to the bombardment, glared at the Tiger tanks with resentment. Although her pain nerves had been pulled out, she could still feel a burning sensation!
Fortunately, my armor is quite strong, otherwise it might be blown into pieces!

At this moment, a reporter from an unknown TV station arrived at the scene in a helicopter without knowing the consequences.

And as soon as he got off the plane, photographers and reporters put cameras and microphones directly into Peter's face, which made him a little helpless.

Oh my god, this is going to be on TV!

"We are from the New York Daily News, and we are broadcasting live nationwide! Mr. Dead Spider, what do you think of Captain America fighting the spider-steel monster?!"

The hot reporter holding the microphone asked Peter.

Peter took the microphone very familiarly, faced the camera, waved his hand, and said in a very cool way:
"Hello, everyone!"

"Welcome to watch the free America, nuclear peace every day column. My friendly neighbor is me. I am the undead spider!"

"Let's see where the worst-hit area is today?! That's right! It's New York again!! And the one fighting the monster in front is Captain America, an old man who has worked diligently for his country. Don't look at him so young, he is actually over 80 years old..."

"And that spider monster looks like he's no more than 30 years old! So what made this 30-year-old young man beat up an 80-year-old man?!"

"Is this the result of moral degradation or the destruction of humanity? We don't know..."

"Uh...why do I feel like you are more professional than a reporter like me?!"

The beautiful reporter asked somewhat awkwardly.

“Maybe I’m gifted!”

"Shut up, you spider! Can you keep your bad words to yourself?!"

Hearing that he was being slandered, Captain America turned around and cursed.

"Okay, you 80-year-old man, I finally got to be on TV again, please don't bother me, okay?!"

Raising his middle finger, Peter looked at the camera again and said, "As we all know, this may be a historical issue! During World War II, Comrade Shi Aimin and Hydra had a lot of grievances, so it is natural for enemies to be jealous when they meet! If you want to know what their grievances are, then follow my Goge account 8653xxxx, and I will give a detailed introduction there!"

"You spider idiot!"

"Shut up, American hips!"

"What the hell..."

Captain America hadn't finished his words when he was hit by Violetta because of his distraction. He flew backwards and fell on a fire hydrant nearby, causing the water pipe of the fire hydrant to burst and rushed him into the sky...

"Look, Comrade Shi Aimin is so awesome that he has reached the sky!"

Pointing at Captain America who was about to fall to the ground, Peter, with his lips smeared with honey, said with great emotion...

(End of this chapter)