Chapter 124 Brother, you smell so good! (Two in one)
"You want to sell it to An Ruo?" Cheng Ran was stunned at first.
"Yes, after all, I have no money to give you, it would just be a waste..." Chu Ze nodded, but before he finished speaking, Cheng Ran jumped up.
"You want to sell it to An Ruo!!" Cheng Ran's voice rose several tones.
"No, why are you so excited?" Chu Ze covered his ears.
"If you want to sell it to An Ruo, doesn't that mean An Ruo will cover my songs in the future?" Cheng Ran pointed at himself excitedly.
"Correction, it's my song." Chu Ze interrupted.
"That's because I sang the same song as An Ruo!" Cheng Ran said with a grin.
"..."
Stop, I said stop.
This is the first time I have seen a dog as licking as you.
I thought everything on the Internet was made up, but it turns out there really is such a thing.
Feiyangyang is actually by my side, and I, Xiyangyang, am convinced.
How about you learn to be frugal and save money to buy gifts for your goddess and her boyfriend?
Chu Ze thinks this is possible.
"You should give this song to Song Jiajia first and let her submit it for review to see if it can pass the show." Chu Ze said.
"How could such a good song not be accepted?" Cheng Ran was not worried at all.
"I'm worried that your singing won't pass the review." Chu Ze glanced at him.
"Can't pass the review? Is my singing so bad?" Cheng Ran was stunned.
"You are quite good at comforting yourself."
Is there a possibility that the failure to pass the review may be due to poor quality?
……
After handing the song to the arts committee member Song Jiajia, I was notified about two days later that it had passed the preliminary review. Next, I need to perform it live to see how it goes before deciding whether it can be included in the show.
After all, the number of programs in the evening party is definitely limited, and which programs will eventually remain will still require a little competition and screening.
Although Cheng Ran had said loudly before that he wanted to go on stage and show off, he was actually a giant in words but a dwarf in actions.
Looking at the second trial scene, the row of student union members and teachers in charge of the review in the classroom began to get scared and backed off.
"Chu Ze, I think I'd better not go to school." Cheng Ran mingled behind a group of students waiting in line for examination, hesitating.
"Are you scared?" Chu Ze looked at him jokingly.
"How is that possible... It's just that this extremely precious opportunity is better left to my younger classmates. As the eldest brother in the third grade, I feel embarrassed to compete with them." Cheng Ran said it with great righteousness.
Just don't look around when you say this, look straight at me, you bastard!
"You act like a senior." Chu Ze said with a smile.
"That is."
"But this is the only chance you have left in your life to fight for the right to choose a mate first. You will graduate next year. Do you want to miss this opportunity and commit the tragic fate of being single for four years in college?" Chu Ze encouraged with a smile, signaling him not to be scared.
"What are you laughing at? Aren't you single too?" Cheng Ran said angrily.
"But I won't be anymore soon." Chu Ze said.
"Are you okay?" Cheng Ran was shocked.
Are you also secretly betraying the revolution?
"That's right." Chu Ze smiled proudly.
"With whom?" Cheng Ran asked.
"Your goddess." Chu Ze whispered in his ear.
"..."
Cheng Ran rolled his eyes: "Haha, what a coincidence, I also said An Ruo is my wife, anyway, everyone has dreams."
"I'm telling the truth, you're just imagining it."
"Oh, yes, yes, I believe it. So when are you getting married, don't forget to invite me to the wedding." Cheng Ran said perfunctorily.
"Don't worry, I definitely won't leave you behind, it's just not that fast." Chu Ze patted him on the shoulder.
"Okay, just lie to me. I won't bother with you. But don't lie to yourself." Cheng Ran looked at Chu Ze, who was acting so realistically, and said with a chuckle.
"..."
Do not believe it?
Okay, I'll arrange for you to sit at the same table with the clown when we have dinner.
In the end, Cheng Ran still howled twice in front of a room full of judges. Perhaps because he was nervous, he sang several lines of the lyrics out of tune. Chu Ze felt a little embarrassed for him watching from the side.
Fortunately, Chu Ze's song was of good quality, and it was an original song written by the student himself. Although Cheng Ran's singing was not very good, perhaps for the purpose of encouragement, and the requirements for this kind of evening party were not high, Cheng Ran's program finally passed the review.
After two rehearsals, the May Day holiday finally arrived.
Six o'clock in the evening.
A stage has been set up on the Jiangda playground, and the staff on the stage are busy arranging various equipment and facilities needed for the party.
Chu Ze, Lu Zihao and Yu Yang rushed to the playground after dinner. The party started at seven o'clock, and the playground was already crowded with people.
In fact, Chu Ze had watched several cultural evenings before. To be honest, the shows were nothing good to watch, and he mainly came to join in the fun. He might even take this opportunity to chat up a pretty senior or junior girl, and that was his main purpose.
By this time, Cheng Ran had already put on makeup, combed his hair back, and appeared in front of several people in a rare serious outfit.
"How is it?" Cheng Ran posed cockily.
Lu Zihao: "Looks like a dog."
Yu Yang: "A beast in human clothing."
Chu Ze: "Sexy and flirty."
"Can you guys use some fucking positive adjectives?" Cheng Ran was angry.
Chu Ze: "That's so stunning."
Lu Zihao: "She is so beautiful that the moon and flowers are ashamed of themselves."
Yu Yang: "She is so beautiful that she can topple a whole country."
Cheng Ran: “…”
Why don't you just use the adjective you used just now?
I'm afraid of your description...
I’m afraid that someone will say, “Brother, you smell so good,” so you better give me the thumbs up tonight.
"By the way, why is Old Yu here? Don't you want to see your suit man?" Cheng Ran quickly changed the subject to avoid being scolded.
"There's no rush to see V. I'll come here and take a look first." Yu Yang waved his hand.
"Not bad, not bad. You are a good brother and you come to see me specially." Cheng Ran said happily.
"Yes, I came to see the joke." Yu Yang said with a smile.
After all, if you miss the live broadcast of the leather suit man, there is a replay, but if you miss Cheng Ran’s show, you really miss it.
It would be a lifelong regret for him if he couldn't see this fun.
"Get lost!" Cheng Ran cursed.
Everyone is waiting to see me make a fool of myself. When this party is over and I become the most handsome guy in the whole place, I will make you bunch of ungrateful bastards respectfully call me Brother Ran.
"By the way, let me tell you, the school girl who just did my makeup is so pretty." Cheng Ran suddenly thought of something.
"So what? No matter how beautiful it is, it's not yours." Lu Zihao said heartbrokenly.
"That's hard to say. What if she falls in love with me after I finish singing tonight?" Cheng Ran's words were always so predictable.
"How do you know she doesn't have a boyfriend?" Yu Yang asked.
"Okay, stop talking. Understand that he may not have said a word to others. He is just having fun with us." Chu Ze added.
Talk nonsense.
As the party time was getting closer, Cheng Ran had already gone backstage to prepare, and the huge playground was packed with people, and it was very lively.
However, it seems that those who like to join in the fun are mostly freshmen, and the experienced people in their juniors and seniors basically have no great interest in this kind of activity. At seven o'clock, the party officially began.
The audience was crowded. Two hosts, a man and a woman, slowly walked up to the stage and picked up the microphone:
“Dear school leaders and teachers.”
"Dear students and guests."
"Good evening, everybody!"
The two hosts appeared together and greeted everyone, followed by applause from the audience.
"I am the host Guo Miao."
"I'm the host Tang Sisi."
"On this beautiful night, we gather together..."
After the host introduced himself, what followed was a very classic, template-like, long and boring opening speech.
I have to say that the female hosts selected for these activities at Jiangnan University are all very beautiful, basically all of them are the most beautiful girls in the department. This is also one of the few highlights of such activities.
When the opening speech was over and the host announced the official start of the evening party, the audience burst into applause...
It's not enthusiastic, because it's just a polite show of support.
And the next second I heard that the first program was the passionate dance of the girls' dance troupe.
There was thunderous applause and cheers from the audience.
This time it's sincere from the heart.
It's so real, the audience are really all lsps.
I can only say that the students who arranged the order of the programs knew how to have fun. They grasped the psychology of the LSPs very well and perfectly achieved the effect of the opening being the peak and the warm-up being the bursting point.
A great start, right?
There is no need to worry about a dull occasion.
Looking at the beautiful girls on the stage all dressed in sailor suits and short skirts dancing, Chu Ze glanced at Lu Zihao next to him and poked him: "Old Lu, restrain yourself a little, your eyes are staring straight."
"Nonsense, who wouldn't be shocked after seeing this? That means you have a disease and need treatment." Upon hearing this, Lu Zihao not only did not restrain himself, but became even more presumptuous.
"Learn from Old Yu. Look how calm he is." Chu Ze pointed at Yu Yang.
"Tsk, this stinky 2D guy is only interested in paper people, he's not a normal person." Lu Zihao said not to get involved with the two-thorn ape.
"Who said that? I am also interested in the three-dimensional world." Yu Yang retorted.
"Then why didn't you react?" Lu Zihao asked.
"These dancers are not as pretty as my girlfriend. They won't work." Yu Yang shook his head in disdain.
When Lu Zihao heard this, he wanted to curse: "Damn it, I forgot that you are no longer a otaku, but have evolved into a popular person. Damn! Captain, burn him."
"Forget it, our FFF group doesn't burn true love." Chu Ze waved his hand, with no intention of joining the group.
"Huh?" Lu Zihao was holding a torch, isolated and helpless.
what's wrong with you?
Is this what you, as the team leader, should say?
The only place our group doesn’t burn is Nantong.
Oh no, why do I always feel that the leader is going to rebel?
The dance ended and the dance troupe left the stage amid warm applause.
Next came poetry recitations, dramas, taekwondo performances and the like, all the same old stuff, but the quality was much better than last year.
"When does Cheng Ran's show start?" Lu Zihao asked.
"I don't know, maybe soon." Chu Ze didn't look at the program list, so he didn't know.
As he was speaking, the host on the stage said, "Next, let's invite Cheng Ran from Class 16 Chinese Language to perform his original song, "Sunny Day". Please welcome him with applause!"
Upon hearing this, Chu Ze and the others hurriedly looked up at the stage, and saw Cheng Ran walking up in the same respectable outfit as before.
He was very talkative off the stage, but now he is very reserved on the stage and looks quite literary.
Is this the guy that the term "gentlemanly scum" refers to?
There was also a boy who followed Cheng Ran onto the stage with a guitar, probably to accompany Cheng Ran.
After all, Cheng Ran doesn't know how to play any musical instrument, and it's impossible to have a band to accompany him alone at a campus party, so they arranged a guitarist who can play the guitar to provide accompaniment.
Cheng Ran's appearance did not attract excessive attention from the audience. After all, he was not very handsome and looked ordinary. If you acted like a clown, people might even look at you twice.
After the polite applause, the audience continued to whisper and make noise, which was quite noisy.
The boy holding the guitar next to him glanced at Cheng Ran, confirmed that there was no problem, then reached out and plucked the strings. Then a simple and soothing guitar sound slowly came out through the speakers.
Cheng Ran looked at the huge crowd below the stage. It was his first time facing so many people and he was a little nervous. His scalp was tingling, but he was already on stage and couldn't run away. He could only take a deep breath, pick up the microphone, and wait until the prelude was over before slowly speaking:
"The little yellow flower of the story has been floating since the year I was born."
"The swings of my childhood have been swinging in my memory till now."
“Re So So Si Do Si La”
“So La Si Si Si Si La Si La So”
"While playing the prelude and looking at the sky, I remembered the petals trying to fall."
The lyrics are very simple, and the beginning even directly sings the scale.
But because Cheng Ran was nervous, he sang a little out of tune at the beginning.
But it’s okay, since no one knows what the original tune of your original song is, the most that can be heard by others is the difference between good and bad sounding.
However, as the music continued, Cheng Ran's nervousness was slightly relieved and he sang better and better.
"The day I skipped school for you."
"The day the flowers fell."
"The one in the classroom."
"Why can't I see the rainy day disappearing?"
“I really want to shower again.”
The simple lyrics do not have any fancy words, but the plain sentences seem to be able to sing into people's hearts.
The originally noisy audience gradually quieted down.
Cheng Ran’s singing skills are not very good, but at least he didn’t sing out of tune anymore. The lyrics of this song are excellent enough, and they tell a story about youth. Even without gorgeous singing skills, it resonated with the college students in the audience.
"How long will it take before I can be by your side?"
"Maybe I'll feel better when the weather clears up."
"Once upon a time, there was someone who loved you for a long time."
"But the rain gradually blew the distance away."
"It's so hard to love you for one more day."
“But you still seemed to say bye at the end of the story.”
When the last line of lyrics was sung, the guitar sound also stopped abruptly.
Cheng Ran breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat off his forehead.
Damn, the song is finally over.
He never thought a song could last so long.
He glanced at the audience below. There was total silence for a moment. The huge playground was rarely so quiet.
Is it because the singing is too bad that the audience loses interest?
Gan!
Shame on you.
Cheng Ran bowed awkwardly and was about to leave the stage in disgrace.
Suddenly, someone behind me applauded.
Then applause broke out one after another, and finally became more and more enthusiastic, resounding through the sky.
Cheng Ran, who had just stepped off the stage, heard the applause behind him and knew...
This forced him to pretend successfully!
(End of this chapter)