Chapter 136 Chu Wanqing: Sister-in-law! (Two in One)
Seeing Chu Wanqing slipping off to the toilet, Chu Ze no longer needed to hide anything and poked Xia Anruo's slender waist:
"Hey, look, is this the one that's talking about me?"
"Where is your name written on it?" Xia Anruo asked with a smile.
"Look, what the master just said about meeting a noble person and finding a spouse who will be with you through life and death, isn't that me?" Chu Ze pointed at himself.
"Why is it you?"
"Without me writing songs for you, would you be so famous now? Isn't this a benefactor? And who else could be your spouse except me?" Chu Ze had a reason.
"So what if it is, so what if it isn't? Don't you not believe in this stuff?" Xia Anruo carefully put the note away and put it in his pocket.
"I believe it now, okay?"
Obviously, Chu Ze's bottom line of faith is very flexible.
Just like the left eye twitching, the right eye twitching is caused by muscle spasm due to excessive stress, lack of sleep, excessive fatigue, mental tension, eye inflammation and other reasons.
Schrödinger's superstition is to only believe in good things.
"Shame on you." Xia Anruo spat.
"How can you win the beauty with dignity?"
Chu Ze blushed, took Xia Anruo's little hand, bent down and kissed the back of her fair hand, making Xia Anruo blush all of a sudden.
"You, why are you kissing me randomly? Someone is watching us!" Xia Anruo scolded in a low voice and glanced at the old monk next to him.
The old monk turned his head silently, pretending not to see it.
Xia Anruo wanted to pull his hand back, but Chu Ze wouldn't let him: "What's the problem if I kiss my girlfriend and others see it?"
"The Buddha is in front." Xia Anruo pointed at the Buddha statue and moved the Buddha out.
"What's wrong? Buddha doesn't allow people to fall in love? Why does he bless our marriages if he doesn't allow people to fall in love?" Chu Ze had a lot of reasons.
He doesn’t care whether you are a Buddha or not. Even if you are a Buddha, you can’t stop me and my girlfriend from being close.
The old monk twisted the Buddhist beads in his hand, thinking that the Buddhist beads let you fall in love, but not show your affection in front of him...
Buddha is also a single dog, okay?
There will be retribution, right?
Just when Chu Ze and Xia Anruo were flirting with each other, Chu Wanqing suddenly came back from the door with his head peeking out.
"Sister An Ruo, what are you and my brother doing?"
Chu Wanqing's sudden appearance and sudden words scared the two of them and they quickly turned around.
“Qingqing?!”
"Qingqing, why did you come back so soon?" Chu Ze was surprised and his voice changed.
"It's just going to the bathroom, how long does it take?"
Chu Wanqing put his hands behind his back and laughed, his eyes moving back and forth between the two of them, then he looked down and saw that they were still holding hands.
Noticing Chu Wanqing's eyes, Chu Ze and Xia Anruo quickly realized what was happening and quickly let go of each other's hands.
"Well, your sister An Ruo's hand hurts, so I'll rub it for her." Chu Ze's eyes were vague and he found a very lame excuse.
It would be fine if you didn't say it. Now that you say it, it sounds like you are trying to cover up something.
"Oh? Really?" Chu Wanqing showed his little fangs, blinked and looked at Xia Anruo.
"Yes, I bumped my hand just now, and your brother gave me a massage." Although Xia Anruo also felt that Chu Ze's excuse was too lame, she could only go along with what he said.
"I see."
Chu Wanqing nodded his head and made an expression that said, "I believe it."
Chu Ze and Xia Anruo looked at each other, not knowing whether Chu Wanqing really believed it or not, but Chu Wanqing did not pursue it any further, so they did not know how to explain more.
Before leaving the temple, Chu Wanqing spent his own money to buy a few amulets, one for himself, one for his parents, and one for Chu Ze and Xia Anruo as well.
She put the blessings of peace for herself and her parents into her schoolbag, and then handed the remaining two to Chu Ze.
"Well, this one is for you, and please give the other one to my sister-in-law." Chu Wanqing said very naturally, and no one noticed that there was anything wrong with her words.
"it is good."
Chu Ze took it very naturally, kept his own, and subconsciously took the other amulet and handed it to Xia Anruo.
Xia Anruo didn't think much about it. Just as she was about to take it, she suddenly realized something...
Wait a minute, who did Chu Wanqing just say this was for?
sister in law?
It’s your sister-in-law, right?
The two of them suddenly realized this problem and turned back abruptly. As expected, they saw Chu Wanqing showing an Anya smile, with an expression that showed that his evil plan had succeeded.
The plan goes through!
"Oh, brother, I just said I was going to give it to my sister-in-law, why are you giving it to Sister An Ruo?" Chu Wanqing covered his mouth and asked in surprise, pretending to know the answer.
"Well, you spoke too fast and I didn't hear clearly. I thought it was for your sister An Ruo, so I just handed it over." Chu Ze explained with a dry cough.
"Brother, you heard it wrong. Did Sister Anruo hear it wrong too?" Chu Wanqing narrowed his eyes and looked at Xia Anruo.
Just now, Xia Anruo didn't notice anything wrong and naturally wanted to take it.
"..."
Xia Anruo seemed to want to say something but hesitated, unable to respond.
They were careless and two adults were tricked by a little JK.
"that……"
Chu Ze wanted to struggle, but Chu Wanqing raised his hand to interrupt him: "Brother, don't quibble. I saw what you did in the temple while I was in the toilet. The evidence is irrefutable. Tell the truth."
"…What did you see?"
"I saw you kissing Sister An Ruo's hand, and you said, 'How can you win the beauty if you have dignity'. Oh, so corny." Chu Wanqing imitated Chu Ze's tone just now, and almost got goose bumps from imitating it herself.
Chu Ze covered his face, indicating that he should not say anything more.
When couples flirt, I don't feel anything when I do it myself, but you repeat it and look at it from a third-person perspective...
My toes were digging into the ground and my shoes were almost torn.
"...Didn't you go to the toilet? How did you see it?" Chu Ze asked with a frown on his face.
"I was hiding at the door and watching." Chu Wanqing raised the corner of his mouth.
"You didn't go to the bathroom? You lied to us?" Chu Ze glared at her.
"Hehe, if I didn't find a reason to leave and let you and Sister An Ruo be alone, how could you two reveal your true colors so quickly?" Chu Wanqing laughed, admiring his own clever little brain.
She just realized that Chu Ze and the other man were up to something, so she found an excuse to slip out, then turned back halfway, and sure enough, she got an unexpected reward.
Flirting in front of the Buddha statue, he is worthy of being her brother.
Chu Ze: "..."
Xia Anruo: “…”
I hope you can be as smart in the college entrance examination in a few days.
"So I really have a superstar sister-in-law this time, right?" After Chu Wanqing revealed the relationship between the two, her originally smug expression turned into excitement and excitement.
"I guess so." Chu Ze knew he couldn't deny it, so he nodded helplessly.
Actually, it’s okay to let Chu Wanqing know. Chu Ze is mainly afraid that Chu Wanqing will brag to her classmates after knowing it, and it will be bad if it gets out. Chu Ze thought of this and quickly reminded Chu Wanqing seriously: "You just need to know about this matter. Don’t tell others about it. You should know how much impact a celebrity’s career will have when a scandal occurs. Don’t cause trouble for your sister An Ruo."
"I know, I'm not stupid." Chu Wanqing quickly patted his chest and assured, "Then can my parents tell me?"
"Not for now. I will tell them myself after a while." Chu Ze thought for a while and shook his head.
If Chu Mingtao and Jiang Huiqin knew about this now, they would definitely urge me to bring Xia Anruo to meet them.
It would be better to wait until their relationship is completely stable.
"Then I will call An Ruo sister-in-law from now on. Is that okay?" Chu Wanqing looked at Chu Ze expectantly.
"Don't look at me, go ask your sister Anruo." Chu Ze nodded towards Xia Anruo, indicating that of course he had no objection and would love it, but his word did not count.
"Sister-in-law, how is it?" Seeing this, Chu Wanqing cast expectant eyes at Xia Anruo again.
"..."
You've already shouted, what else are you asking?
Xia Anruo pursed her lips and looked at Chu Wanqing's expectant eyes. She seemed unable to say no and could only nod shyly.
"Great!" Seeing Xia Anruo agreed, Chu Wanqing jumped up happily.
Seeing Chu Wanqing's excitement, Chu Ze thought of something and reminded her, "If you want to shout, do it in private. Don't shout when there are many people around. If your sister An Ruo is recognized by others, it will be difficult to deal with her then."
"I see."
Chu Wanqing raised her hand to show that she understood, then she jumped to Xia Anruo's side, took Xia Anruo's arm affectionately, and called her sister-in-law:
"Sister-in-law, how did you get to know my brother?"
"Sister-in-law, was it my brother who pursued you?"
"Sister-in-law, why do you like my brother?"
The series of questions made Xia Anruo a little overwhelmed.
Although she reluctantly agreed to Chu Wanqing calling her sister-in-law, she was still a virgin after all and had never had a boyfriend before. Now that she was suddenly called sister-in-law, she still felt uncomfortable and weird.
Both shy and a little embarrassed.
"Okay, okay, I brought you out to relax, not to let you gossip." Chu Ze saw that Xia Anruo was a little embarrassed, so he grabbed Chu Wanqing's collar and pulled her towards him.
“What’s wrong with me gossiping a little?” Chu Wanqing said confidently.
"You're about to take the college entrance examination and you still have the mind to gossip. Let's go quickly. I'm going to send you back to school now." Chu Ze pulled Chu Wanqing and walked down the mountain.
"I'm not going back. Is there some dark history of your pursuit of my sister-in-law that I can't hear?" Chu Wanqing stayed where he was and refused to leave.
"What kind of dark history could I have?" Chu Ze said.
"Then what are you afraid of?" Chu Wanqing looked at him with her hands on her hips.
"I'm afraid you're too excited now and won't be able to sleep at night."
The brother and sister quarreled, and the three of them quickly went down the mountain and came to the front of the car.
Originally, Chu Ze was planning to send Chu Wanqing back home, but Chu Wanqing didn’t have enough fun and wanted to go shopping again. Chu Ze thought about it and decided to take her to Jiangda for another walk.
It's a good opportunity to show her what her favorite university is like before the college entrance examination so that she can be more motivated during the exam.
Xia Anruo waved the car keys at Chu Ze: "Do you want me to drive it for you?"
"Ah? Me?" Chu Ze hesitated. "I haven't driven a car for a long time. Are you sure you want me to drive?"
"Why, you don't dare to open it?" Xia Anruo said with a smile.
"Why shouldn't I be afraid? After all, I am the driving god of Akina Mountain." Chu Ze took a look at the car and laughed.
Let me show you the value of a gold medal veteran driver.
ten minutes later.
Chu Wanqing looked at the bicycle that was riding past his car and couldn't help but complain to Chu Ze: "Hey, Akina Mountain Car God, can you drive faster? The uncle riding the bicycle next to you is faster than you."
"Kids don't know shit. Safety comes first. The worst thing when driving is to compete with others in speed." Chu Ze educated them righteously.
Being able to race cars and bicycles at high speeds is a skill.
"How long will it take for you to get to Jiangda like this?" Chu Wanqing curled her lips, unable to complain about Chu Ze's awful driving skills.
It's totally a mobile roadblock.
"I'm going to get used to the feel of the car now. Don't worry, I'll take off soon." Chu Ze waved his hand, indicating that he would show you his real skills later.
After more than an hour, the car finally arrived near Jiangcheng University. Chu Ze did not park the car at the school gate, but parked it in a place with fewer people.
After all, Xia Anruo's identity cannot be too conspicuous. There are many people in the university and it is easy to be recognized if she is too conspicuous.
"How was it? Safe landing!" Chu Ze put the car in neutral, pulled the handbrake, and said proudly.
"You haven't even taken off yet, where are you going to land?" Chu Wanqing retorted.
It took more than an hour to drive a half-hour journey. Do you call that taking off?
"You're the only one who talks too much." Chu Ze became angry and embarrassed.
"Get off the car. You two brothers and sisters have been arguing all the way. Aren't you tired?" Xia Anruo looked at the two funny guys helplessly.
"Forget it. I won't bother with that little brat." Chu Ze waved his hand, showing his magnanimity.
"Bah, you are only a few years older than me. I am a little kid, so what are you?" Chu Wanqing was not convinced when he heard it.
“I’m a reliable adult male.”
"Hey, so shameless, and reliable."
"If I'm not reliable, are you?"
Well, it starts again.
Xia Anruo held her forehead, not wanting to bother with them. She put on her classic three-piece suit and was about to open the door and get out of the car when Chu Ze suddenly spoke to her:
"Wouldn't you better cover yourself up before going down?"
"Why? Am I not covered tightly enough?" Xia Anruo straightened the brim of his hat and pointed to his face which was covered with sunglasses and mask.
She felt that this was an outfit that even her own mother wouldn't be able to recognize.
"I'm not referring to your face..." Chu Ze looked down at Xia Anruo's denim shorts and her long white legs exposed.
So eye-catching.
If you walk into school with these legs, nine out of ten boys will turn their heads. The one who doesn't turn his head is definitely a gay.
By then, a lot of people will look over here, and someone with sharp eyes might recognize it, which would be bad.
After all, he was not sure if there were any other experts in the school who could judge people by their legs like he did.
"No, what are you paying attention to?" Xia Anruo followed Chu Ze's gaze and immediately understood. Her face turned red and she quickly used her hands to block it to deceive herself.
"This is what normal men would pay attention to, okay? It would be abnormal if you didn't pay attention to it." Chu Ze defended the legitimacy of his behavior.
"Don't make excuses for your LS behavior." Xia Anruo said contemptuously.
"That's right!" Chu Wanqing echoed.
"Bullshit, what's wrong with me?" Chu Ze was extremely angry at the two people's slander.
"You're not a pervert?"
"I'm not old!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)