Chapter 19 Brothers, Teaching Bureau, only this time!
September.

A summer vacation ended quickly.

Holidays are something you look forward to immensely before they start, but become boring after they’re over. You also feel like they were so short, and they’re gone in a flash.

A new semester brings new atmosphere, which is also very abstract.

Not long after school started, one of the Four Heavenly Kings of 604 rebelled.

"Chu Ze, your family is in danger, return home quickly. Old Yu will be punished for being a rebel." Cheng Ran sent a message to Chu Ze early in the morning.

"What's wrong with Old Yu?" Chu Ze asked.

"Old Yu has a girlfriend!"

"Doesn't he change his girlfriends every three months?"

"No, this time it's three-dimensional."

"From Chun Shui Tang or Bi Zhiliang?"

"?"

When they arrived at the dormitory for the three-person trial, Chu Ze finally understood...

Oh, it turns out it’s not made of silicone, it’s made by the mother.

"Old Yu, aren't you a homebody? You never go out, how could you have a girlfriend?" Chu Ze was puzzled. Could it be that your girlfriend also traveled through time to your home?

"Don't you know that there is a kind of opposite-sex friend in the world called childhood sweethearts?" Yu Yang shook his finger with an expression that said, "You are a bunch of stupid three-dimensional people."

"Fuck, you have a childhood sweetheart?" Lu Zihao was furious when he heard that.

"Damn it, you really deserve to die!" Cheng Ran seemed even more excited than Lao Lu.

This damn stinky 2D creature actually lived a 2D life, which made Cheng Ran, a pseudo-realist, really confused!

Shouldn't childhood sweethearts die due to moving?
This is a huge mountain that childhood sweethearts cannot overcome in reality.

Not only did this guy get over it, he actually succeeded.

I'm so angry!

What happened to the sky? Save it, save it!
Oh, no, it's okay.

How to lose without a drop from the sky?
"Is there really no one who doesn't have a childhood sweetheart? No way, no way?" Yu Yang smiled.

This is the first time in history that a 2D otaku is dancing on the heads of a few stinky modern people!

"Haha, aren't they just childhood sweethearts? I have one too, but we haven't been in touch for a long time." Although Cheng Ran shouted in his heart, "Stop scolding, stop scolding," he still couldn't show his weakness in front of the two-dimensional world.

"Who is it?" Yu Yang asked.

"She is a classmate of my second uncle's daughter who lives next door in our village and the most beautiful girl in our village." Cheng Ran smiled proudly.

"Does she know that she is your childhood sweetheart?" Yu Yang asked a soul-searching question.

"..."

Hey……

I was ridiculed again, and I was angry.

Cheng Ran was so angry that he decided to take out his phone to try to prove himself...

Brothers, Teaching Bureau, only this time.

He scrolled down the WeChat chat list and finally found a name called Xiaofang. He clicked on it and kept his fingers on the keyboard for a long time...

"Um... We haven't been in touch for so long, how should I start the conversation?" He raised his head and looked at Chu Ze and the other two blankly.

Is this still the teaching bureau?
Just practice cooking more.

"Go check out her recent circle of friends and find topics from there." Master Chu gave instructions very actively.

"good idea."

Cheng Ran clicked into Xiaofang's circle of friends, only to find that it was blank, with nothing in it.

"How to do this?"

"Then just ask her about her recent situation." Master Lu also gave instructions.

Yu Yang, the only one who is still single, remained silent while the two single guys were enthusiastically teaching people how to pick up girls.

It's just like a bunch of Gobang players pointing fingers at this pair of professional chess players in the Go game barrage...

What, a professional chess player is a war eagle?
Then you pointed out the right thing!

Cheng Ran thought it made sense, so he deleted and revised a paragraph in the chat box:

"How are you doing recently? I saw that there was no news from your Moments, so I thought you deleted me, haha."

After hesitating for a while, he tapped the send button, but the next moment the words were sent out -

(Red exclamation mark)
Cheng Ran originally wanted to ease the embarrassment by typing two more "Haha", but next to the red exclamation mark, Cheng Ran looked even more clownish.

Chu Ze and his three companions: (/≧▽≦)/~┴┴
fun!
Good life!

Knowing that the brothers were unhappy, she deliberately acted like a clown to amuse them, which touched them so much. "Think positively, maybe she deleted you because she is seriously ill and doesn't want you to worry. She still loves you." Lu Zihao patted Cheng Ran on the shoulder and comforted him.

No, when you are comforting me, can you please control your expression that is about to burst out? It's too much, do you know that?
"Cheng Ran, don't be sad. Let me show you a clown." Chu Ze handed over the phone.

Cheng Ran took it and saw a big red face on the screen.

Isn't this me?
Can you show me a mirror?

Damn you!
"Chu Ze, I'm going to fight you!" Cheng Ran was angry, really angry.

"Stop making trouble, stop making trouble. Think positively. At least we have a meal for lunch today." Chu Ze stopped him skillfully and changed the subject.

"Yes, the single person treats the meal, this is our rule." Lu Zihao agreed.

"Fuck, how come I don't know? Who decided that?" Yu Yang protested angrily.

"These are the rules set by the leader of the 604th branch of my FFF group at Jiangcheng University. Do you have any objections?" Chu Ze was wearing a black robe and carrying a black sickle, with flames burning behind him.

"I'll burn you if you don't treat me!"

Dad is right, you have to use magic to defeat magic.

We also have to use the second dimension to deal with the second dimension.

Yu Yang was helpless: "Okay, okay, let's just have lunch, right? I still have to watch Taffimeow's live broadcast later."

People in the V circle are enough.

……

Chu Ze and his three companions walked all the way from the dormitory to the school gate.

Cheng Ran looked at the couples passing by on the road from time to time and was very excited: "Lao Lu, Chu Ze, from today on, I am determined to achieve the goal of being single within a week!"

"Why a week?" Chu Ze wondered.

"Because An Ruo is going to release a new song next week, and I'm afraid An Ruo will misunderstand." Cheng Ran said as a matter of course.

"Then you can set another goal and pursue An Ruo within one semester, so that there will be no misunderstandings." Lu Zihao kindly gave Cheng Ran an idea.

I thank you.

"I'm a fan, not stupid." Cheng Ran rolled his eyes at him.

"Everyone should have dreams. How do you know if you don't try?" Lu Zihao patted his chest.

Cheng Ran slapped his stinky hand away in disdain: "Then why don't I try to find that rich woman who drives a BMW Jet and ask for her WeChat. The chances of success might be higher."

"Rich woman?! Where is there a rich woman?"

Cheng Ran's words seemed to trigger a key word, and Chu Ze and the other two instantly locked their eyes on the white luxury car parked not far from the school gate.

It's so conspicuous that even dogs passing by can't help but take a look.

The window on the driver's seat of the luxury car was half rolled down, and one could clearly see a young girl with a chubby round face sitting in the seat.

Are all rich women cute these days?

"Fuck, this car must cost seven figures at the beginning. If I could have one, I could work fifty years less." Even Yu Yang, the second dimension guy, was shocked.

"Cheng Ran, hurry up, your chance to get out of being single has come." Lu Zihao encouraged.

"Why don't you go up?" Cheng Ran glanced at him.

"I am more self-aware." Lu Zihao coughed dryly.

"Get lost, I have one too, Chu Ze, you go ahead." Cheng Ran nudged Chu Ze with his elbow.

No, do I look like someone who has no self-awareness?

Chu Ze wanted to kick Cheng Ran, but as he looked at the car, he felt...

Why does it look so familiar?
He frowned and his legs unconsciously walked slowly towards the car.

Cheng Ran and the others were stunned.

No, are you really into it?
This brother can get along!
Chu Ze quickly walked to the side of the car, first looked at the rear of the car, then walked around the car body. Just as he passed the rear door, the window suddenly rolled down halfway, and through the half window, a very familiar face wearing sunglasses slowly appeared...

Of course Chu Ze recognized who this was.

"summer……"

Chu Ze was halfway through his words when the car door slammed open at lightning speed, and a snow-white arm stretched out and grabbed Chu Ze's collar.

!!!

What do you want to do?

Before Chu Ze could react, Xia Anruo grabbed his arm and exerted force.

"Fuck!"

Chu Ze was dragged directly into the car.

(End of this chapter)