Chapter 195 Do you know how to sew?
Chu Ze froze in place, and the corridor fell into deathly silence.
Petrified on the spot.
Chu Ze has lived for half a century in this and previous life, and he has experienced all kinds of situations, but this time is definitely something he has never experienced before, and he has never been so panicked.
Although the lights were off and I couldn't see Xia Jianjun's expression clearly, I knew without thinking that it would not be a good look.
He was originally so excited to throw himself into Ruoruo's warm embrace, but he didn't expect to be met with Xia Jianjun's cold eyes, which directly cooled his warm heart.
Brothers, what should I say now? Waiting online, it’s urgent.
Uncle, your daughter is awesome!
Never mind, he doesn't want to die yet.
Uncle, although I am planning to raid your daughter's bedroom at night, your daughter and I are innocent?
Do you believe this?
How can your boyfriend or girlfriend be innocent?
Planning on having five?
Chu Ze racked his brains, used up his two lifetimes of experience, and burned several CPUs before he finally managed to come up with a sentence: "Uncle, what a coincidence, you also came out to the toilet in the middle of the night?"
"..."
Xia Jianjun twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at the room behind Chu Ze.
You were using the bathroom in my daughter's room?
Is my daughter's room the toilet or is my daughter the toilet?
This lame excuse left Chu Ze with nothing but a wry smile, his expression awkward.
I can’t say that I came to your daughter in the middle of the night just to talk about my ideals in life, right?
"There is a toilet downstairs. You should go downstairs." Xia Jianjun resisted the urge to beat this kid up, and said in a deep voice, holding back his anger.
Xia Jianjun's meaning was very clear.
You kid, just go down and sleep now. He can pretend that he knows nothing and spare your life.
Otherwise, the fish in the pond in their yard will have a full meal tomorrow.
Chu Ze understood what was said and looked at Xia Anruo's door behind him. The happiness that was so close seemed out of reach.
He had no choice but to nod unwillingly, then turned around and went downstairs dejectedly.
It’s over, it’s over. How could I be caught?
Originally, Xia Jianjun's favorability towards him was not high. Today, he finally managed to increase it by a few percentage points from zero. But after what happened tonight, his favorability would probably drop directly to -114514.
The impression of me in Xia Jianjun's mind was as foul as this string of numbers.
Watching Chu Ze go downstairs dejectedly, Xia Jianjun's face became gloomy. He stayed there for a long while before he sighed and went into the bathroom.
After going to the toilet and returning to the room, Xia Jianjun sat on the bed with his eyes closed and leaning against the bed board, unable to sleep.
Wang Yandan was woken up by Xia Jianjun. Seeing her husband thinking in bed in the middle of the night, she was confused: "What are you doing? Why are you sitting here in the middle of the night and not sleeping?"
"I can't sleep. Do you know what I saw when I went out just now?" Xia Jianjun opened his eyes and looked at Wang Yandan.
"What did you see?" Wang Yandan asked.
"Xiao Chu was just about to sneak into Ruoruo's room, but I caught him red-handed." Xia Jianjun said in a complicated tone.
"Really?" Wang Yandan sat up in surprise when she heard this. "No way, doesn't Xiao Chu look quite honest?"
"Hmph, what honest bullshit? How does this guy look honest?" Xia Jianjun snorted.
"But they are just young couples now, isn't this normal?" Wang Yandan was surprised at first, but didn't think it was a big deal.
Young people nowadays are not as conservative as they used to be, and it is quite normal for them to sleep together when they are in a relationship.
"So Xiao Chu is in Ruoruo's room now?" Wang Yandan asked again.
"You asked me to leave. You haven't even gotten married yet, but you're already thinking about these things." Xia Jianjun was unhappy when he mentioned this.
Fortunately, fortunately, the cabbages were almost destroyed by the pigs.
Fortunately, I discovered it in time.
"You are really great, but judging from the situation, Ruoruo and Xiaochu must have been living together when you are not at home." Wang Yandan said.
"How do you know?" Xia Jianjun frowned.
"Do you really think that Xiao Chu would dare to sneak into your daughter's room in the middle of the night without Ruoruo's permission?" Wang Yandan glanced at Xia Jianjun.
You're quite smart when you're working, why are you so slow at this time?
Is he insensitive? He doesn't want to admit it.
"Who knows if this kid is just too bold and shameless." Xia Jianjun was unwilling to admit the fact that the two were living together.
As long as he doesn't admit it, the cabbage in his garden will remain intact.
Chu Ze said that his father-in-law didn't need to deceive himself, as it really hadn't been ruined yet.
Who knows, one day the cabbage might give way to the pig.
Xia Jianjun lay back in the quilt, closed his eyes and hadn't slept for a few minutes when he suddenly sat up again and lifted the quilt: "No, I have to ask Ruoruo."
"It's so late, Ruoruo must be asleep." Wang Yandan was speechless to her husband.
"Then I'll go find Xiao Chu. After all, we are a wealthy family and we should be well-mannered. How can we sleep together before marriage?" Xia Jianjun became angrier the more he thought about it.
Ruoruo was asleep, but Xiaochu must not have been asleep, as this kid had just been driven away by him not long ago.
I have been growing cabbage for more than 20 years!
He sighed inwardly!
"Alright, alright, let's talk about it during the day." Wang Yandan pulled Xia Jianjun back unhappily, but she also felt that what Xia Jianjun said made sense, "I really have to have a good talk with Ruoruo tomorrow, so that she doesn't get pregnant before marriage, which is not good."
Not to mention that Ruoruo is a big star and has a wealthy family, it would be embarrassing if news got out that her daughter was pregnant before marriage.
Chu Ze returned to the guest room and lay on the bed in a daze.
After a few minutes, the screen of the phone next to me lit up with a beeping sound.
"Where are you?"
"Mosimoxi?"
"I've been waiting for you for a long time. Are you dead?"
"If you don't reply, don't sleep with my sister anymore!"
Chu Ze looked at this series of messages and just replied listlessly:
"I was caught by your father..."
"?"
Xia Anruo slowly sent a question mark, and after a long silence, she typed again: "My dad is still awake so late?"
"Maybe he just happened to go to the toilet and bumped into him." Chu Ze sent a crying emoticon.
"Then you are still alive?" Xia Anruo responded with a shocked cat expression.
"I'm also surprised that I wasn't beaten to death. Maybe your father didn't want his daughter to become a widow."
"..."
Xia Anruo thinks you should be beaten to death.
Putting down the phone, Xia Anruo tossed and turned on the bed for a while, hugging the pillow in various positions but feeling uncomfortable no matter how she hugged it.
She picked up her phone again and sent a message to Chu Ze:
"My dad should have gone back to bed by now, do you want to come up again?"
After a while, Chu Ze replied: "Forget it, I'm afraid your dad will squat on me."
We have to be on guard against Lao Liu.
"Why are you so cowardly?"
"It's not that I'm a wimp. It's mainly because I finally managed to improve your father's favorability towards me. I can't go back to the days before liberation overnight."
"Are you coming up?"
"Sleep, baby."
"You really aren't coming up?"
"Whoo~"
Assi.
Xia Anruo was so angry that she kicked her feet in the air in her room and almost threw her phone away. This cowardly bastard was so easily defeated.
You can't rely on him at all!
Chu Ze put down his phone and lay down on the bed. Although he wanted to hug Xia Anruo's soft body to sleep, the big boss was right next door. He thought it would be good to sleep alone. It was just one night, so he endured it.
Chu Ze can tolerate it, but some people cannot.
Xia Anruo became angrier the more she thought about it. She threw back the quilt, put on her slippers, and left the bedroom.
Chu Ze had just fallen asleep for a short while...
The doorknob of his room moved, then slowly opened a small gap, and then a slender black shadow slipped in through the gap, and then the door was locked.
Last time in the apartment, it was Chu Ze who attacked her at night, and this time Xia Anruo also wanted to reciprocate.
Tiptoeing to the bedside, Xia Anruo became even angrier when she saw Chu Ze was actually sleeping.
clap clap!
Two crisp sounds.
Chu Ze covered his face and opened his eyes in confusion, then he felt his body sink and Xia Anruo sat astride him.
"like……"
Chu Ze was about to speak, but before he could finish his words, Xia Anruo punched him in the chest.
"Ouch, what are you doing?" Chu Ze covered his chest, his blood rushing.
Other girls punch your chest to show their affection, but you are being disrespectful!
"I'll beat you to death, you heartless person. You've made me alone in this empty room." Xia Anruo said angrily.
"I……"
Chu Ze was about to explain something when Xia Anruo lifted a corner of the quilt and rolled in.
"No, if you sleep here, what if your parents find out you're not in your room tomorrow?" Chu Ze said worriedly.
"No, my parents won't come into my room casually." Xia Anruo didn't care.
"What if? If your father finds out about this, I'll probably be thrown into the pond to feed the fish," Chu Ze advised.
"Can you stand up a little? My dad is not a gangster. What is there to be afraid of?" Xia Anruo gave the coward a cold look.
She had already delivered herself to his door, but this guy was still thinking of kicking her out.
This boyfriend is hopeless.
"Ah? Isn't it? Don't all those capitalist bosses in the movies have some shady ways?" Chu Ze, who was deeply poisoned by the movies, asked with innocent eyes.
"You also know it's a movie." Xia Anruo said with a smile.
"Well, even if he's not a gangster, he's still my father-in-law. He decides whether we can get married. How can I not be scared?"
Chu Ze said that this was due to blood suppression and was not his problem.
"He has no say in marriage, only what I say counts. You're not marrying my dad," Xia Anruo said.
"So I have to please you." Chu Ze leaned closer and wanted to get close to Xia Anruo.
"I'm glad to know." Xia Anruo patted Chu Ze's chest with her small hand, pushed his body and turned him over with his back facing her.
"Why hit me?"
"If you want to please me, just be a good pillow for me. I'm sleepy and want to sleep." Xia Anruo hugged Chu Ze's waist and put her little face on Chu Ze's back.
Chu Ze was hugged tightly by Xia Anruo. He wanted to turn around, but was slapped by Xia Anruo again.
"Don't move."
"But I want to hug you too." Chu Ze said aggrievedly.
"Then turn around."
Chu Ze moved his body as he was told, turned over little by little and lay down. Then Xia Anruo put one thigh on Chu Ze's lower abdomen, and put her slender arms around Chu Ze's neck, hanging on him like a sloth.
Xia Anruo's pajamas were very thin, and her lower body was just a pair of knee-length shorts. Chu Ze touched Xia Anruo's exposed calves, which was very comfortable. He moved his hand up along her calves and rolled up her trouser legs little by little. He couldn't let go of her round and elastic white legs.
"sleep."
Xia Anruo felt itchy from Chu Ze's touch, so she patted him again, and her slippery long legs moved and rubbed on his lower abdomen.
"I can't sleep if you're like this." Chu Ze said with a wry smile.
He wants to sleep, but what you did makes my brother a little less sleepy and very energetic.
"What did you hit me with?"
Whenever Xia Anruo moved her calves, she always felt as if something was blocking them, so she subconsciously bent her calves and clamped them hard.
"Sigh~"
Chu Ze instantly shouted and transformed into a Wudang sect disciple.
"Fuck, are you so cruel?"
Xia Anruo was startled by Chu Ze's sudden scream. She quickly turned on the light and realized what was going on when she saw Chu Ze's reaction. She blushed and spat, "Who told you to be dishonest?"
"It's all because of you that I got so angry. Now you've broken me. You won't be able to behave yourself in the future." Chu Ze took a breath and almost thought he was going to be broken.
"It's broken? No way?" Xia Anruo was shocked.
"You can't get up anymore. You may not have any children or grandchildren in the future." Chu Ze nodded painfully.
"It's not that easy to break. I didn't use much force." Xia Anruo sounded a little guilty. She wasn't sure whether she had used much force.
"If you use too much force it will break right away. Do you know that this part is very fragile? I tell you, you have to be responsible." Chu Ze complained.
Xia Anruo saw Chu Ze curled up in pain, especially with a pale face. He definitely couldn't be pretending, so she became a little panicked.
"Then, how can I be responsible?" she asked anxiously.
"Help me heal." Chu Ze said.
"I'm not a doctor, how can I treat you? How about I take you to the hospital?" Xia Anruo said and wanted to dial 120.
Chu Ze stretched out his hand to stop her: "No, it's very simple, I'll teach you."
"How to treat it?" Xia Anruo put down his phone and asked seriously.
"Can you do needlework?" Chu Ze asked.
"I just know how to thread a thread." Xia Anruo thought for a while.
"That's enough. This thing is like a thread end. It will become straight if you lick it." Chu Ze pointed under his body.
"..."
Xia Anruo's eyes twitched, and she almost sent Chu Ze into an extreme sleep with a punch.
It was a pity that she actually believed this guy’s nonsense just now.
Xia Anruo pouted and panted for a long time, and then she found that Chu Ze was curled up with his back to her and didn't move, so she reached out and pushed him...
no response.
"Are you okay?" Xia Anruo pushed gently again.
"It's okay, just a little bit of wind and frost. You don't have to worry about me. Maybe tomorrow we will be able to call each other sisters." Chu Ze said sullenly without turning his head.
"Is it that serious?" Xia Anruo leaned over, trying to feel if Chu Ze was angry.
"It's not serious, not serious at all." Chu Ze still used the same tone as before.
"You're angry?"
"No, why would I be angry?"
The tone doesn't sound like he's not angry at all.
Seeing this, Xia Anruo bit her lip, hesitated for a moment, and leaned close to Chu Ze's ear:
"Then can I use my hands?"
"!!!"
(End of this chapter)