Chapter 45 The lower the quality, the more satisfying it is to slap someone in the face
On the subway.
Cheng Ran sat in his seat with his cell phone in his hand, checking the time every few seconds, his legs shaking like a Parkinson's patient.
"Why are you shaking? Do you have Parkinson's?" Chu Ze cursed.
"I'm in a hurry!"
I'm still a clam.
I can oversleep even when I set the alarm. It’s so annoying!
"Why are you in such a hurry? It's too late anyway. Weren't you in a good mood when you were late for class?" Chu Ze glanced at him.
Open your eyes: 7:59.
Hurry up, we're going to be late.
Get out of bed: 8:01.
I'm late anyway, so I'll just forget to go.
"How can it be the same? If you skip class, at most you'll lose some marks. But if you don't watch this performance, you'll regret it for the rest of your life." Cheng Ran shook his head, indicating that you didn't understand.
Chu Ze said haha.
I really hope I can say this again in front of my teacher when I get my report card with a score of 59 at the end of the semester.
Teacher: I still like your rebellious look.
It took them more than an hour, rushing as fast as they could, and finally they arrived at the New Times Shopping Mall in Shanghai at half past ten.
Although it was a newly opened shopping mall, there were crowds of people outside it at this moment. As soon as Chu Ze arrived at the mall entrance, he heard noisy shouting inside.
Before Chu Ze and the other person entered the door, they suddenly felt the ground shaking. The next moment, a surge of people poured out of the gate like a tide.
"Give it! Let it go!"
Before Chu Ze and the other man could react, they were pushed aside by several men in security uniforms.
The dense flow of people was separated at the gate, leaving a wide road in the middle, and many security guards were there to maintain order.
"What... is going on?" Chu Ze was mixed in the crowd and didn't understand the situation for a moment.
"It's over. Looks like the show is over." Cheng Ran understood something immediately after seeing this situation and his face fell.
"Is it over? Which star's performance is this? He's so arrogant even when leaving the stage?" Chu Ze asked curiously.
But just as the words fell, before Cheng Ran had time to reply, he heard a burst of screams suddenly erupt from the crowd in front of him:
“Ah——! An Ruo!!”
"An Ruo, I love you!"
"An Ruo! An Ruo!"
Chu Ze looked in the direction of the voice and saw a familiar and beautiful figure at the front of the crowd, surrounded by her agent and several bodyguards, slowly walking towards the door.
At the same time, Cheng Ran beside him also screamed like a nympho...
"Fuck! Chuze Chuze, look, it's really An Ruo!"
Chu Ze quickly covered his ears.
The one you are shouting at must be at least an E6.
You are even more awesome than Ashin!
Next time Mayday holds a concert, you will be the lead singer!
And don’t shout, Dad is not blind, he can see.
Chu Ze should have thought of it earlier. What kind of performance in a shopping mall could make Cheng Ran, a fan boy, so concerned about it...
As expected, what else could it be other than a commercial performance that Xia Anruo participated in.
Really, how come I always run into Xia Anruo wherever I go?
Is this really some miraculous fate?
Oh, woman, you got my attention!
When Xia Anruo appeared in a white dress, the shouting around never stopped.
"An Ruo! Aaaaaaah!"
"An Ruo is so beautiful, even prettier than the photos on the Internet!"
"This is the first time I've seen such a beautiful person in real life!"
Facing the praise from all sides, Xia Anruo had a sweet smile on her face. As she walked, she waved and nodded at the fans on both sides in response.
"An Ruo, please sign for me!"
At this time, someone holding a pen and paper stretched his hand over the fence set up by the security guard and shouted excitedly.
Seeing this, Xia Anruo also stopped, took the paper and pen, and signed with a smile.
This action immediately ignited the entire audience, and all the fans around immediately crowded over.
"An Ruo, I want an autograph too!"
"I also want!"
"I also want!"
"Can you sign my clothes for me?"
"An Ruo, can we take a photo together? I've been your fan for ten years, ahhhh!"
After Xia Anruo signed a few autographs for a few fans, she was shocked to find that the enthusiasm of the fans was so high that the security guards could hardly control it. Seeing that the crowd was about to rush out of the fence, her agent Liao Qing quickly pulled Xia Anruo back, and several bodyguards protected Xia Anruo in the middle.
"Everyone, I'm sorry. An Ruo has something to do later and is in a hurry, so I won't sign autographs for you. I'll sign for you next time when I have the chance..." Liao Qing raised her hand and spoke loudly to the fans around her. She was already very familiar with handling this kind of situation.
"Don't go, just sign one name, just one!"
"An Ruo, I've liked you for a long time. I finally met you. Please just give me an autograph!"
Hearing Liao Qing's words, the surrounding fans wailed, but in this situation Xia Anruo had no way to respond to the fans' enthusiasm. After all, it would be dangerous if the situation got out of control.
After saying sorry to the fans, Xia Anruo was dragged by Liao Qing and walked quickly towards the business car parked at the door.
At this time, Cheng Ran was still excitedly pushing forward to get an autograph.
"CNM, why are you pushing so hard?" A hot-tempered old man standing in the front row was pushed by Cheng Ran and turned around to curse.
"I want an autograph, it's none of your business!" Cheng Ran was not in a good mood and retorted directly.
"Didn't you hear that they didn't want to sign? Are you pushing your mother away? Do you really think that An Ru will sign for you just because you can squeeze into the first row?" The grumpy old man's words were full of motherly meaning.
"How will you know if you don't try?"
Getting autographs is the most important thing. Cheng Ran was too lazy to pay attention to this idiot. Amid the cursing of the angry old man, he continued to squeeze to the front.
As soon as he stood firm, Cheng Ran saw Xia Anruo walking towards him quickly not far away.
It was the first time that Cheng Ran saw his idol so close to him. He couldn't suppress his excitement and stretched out his hand and shouted:
"An Ruo, I've been your fan for ten years! Please sign an autograph for me!!"
Cheng Ran's shout successfully attracted Xia Anruo's attention, but she just glanced at Cheng Ran and was quickly pulled away by Liao Qing. She could only leave an apologetic smile and just walked past Cheng Ran.
Watching Xia Anruo's back gradually walking away, Cheng Ran failed to get an autograph. Although it was expected, his originally excited mood was dampened a lot.
Damn it, it’s all because of that crappy alarm clock.
If I wasn't late today and had come earlier, I might have had a chance to get an autograph.
"Idiot! I told An Ruo that she wouldn't sign, but she still pushed forward. She deserves it." The grumpy old man who saw the scene just now sneered with a gloating look.
"It's better than some cowards who want it but don't dare to ask for it." Cheng Ran glanced at him and sneered.
"Only some ignorant clowns would come up to someone and embarrass themselves after they have said they will not sign the contract."
"Haha, if you don't try, how do you know if An Ruo will make an exception and sign for you?"
"Who do you think you are, that they would make an exception for you?"
"Is it not possible to be a ten-year fan?"
"There are so many old fans, what's missing is you?"
Stop arguing, you're both clowns.
When the two clowns were about to start a fight with Hong Wen, Chu Ze finally squeezed through the crowd after a long effort and got right between the two of them.
"CNM, why is there another idiot? Why are you squeezing to the front now?" The grumpy old man was about to take action but was squeezed by Chu Ze, interrupting his spell. He immediately cursed mercilessly.
"Is it your business if I want an autograph?" Chu Ze said expressionlessly without even looking at the old man.
"Then you want it? Everyone has gone far away. Let's see how you can keep it." The grumpy old man sneered and pointed at Xia Anruo's back who had already walked away.
"If the person has gone far away, can't we just call him back to sign?" Chu Ze said as a matter of course.
Chu Ze's words made the grumpy old man laugh: "No, buddy, who do you think you are hooking up with? If you can call An Ru back to give you an autograph, I will stand on my head and eat shit."
Chu Ze looked strange when he heard this.
Code!
Good example!
Really, this is the first time I heard in real life the same classic lines as those in the thrilling novels where the villain is waiting to be slapped in the face by the protagonist's pretense.
Is there such a good thing?
Am I going to be Xiao Yan too?
"Hey, hey, you said it yourself, don't regret it." Chu Ze was so excited.
It was not because of the anger of being insulted, but because of this opportunity to show off that was delivered to his doorstep. Chu Ze said that he could not let go of this once-in-a-lifetime chance to be the male protagonist of a cool novel!
"Whoever goes back on his word is a bastard." The grumpy old man added.
It's like blocking your own way.
"You fucking yell, yell now!"
The angry old man's eyes at this moment contained four parts of ridicule, three parts of mockery, and three parts of indifference...
Chu Ze was happy.
Yes, yes, that’s the look!
The lower the quality, the more satisfying it is to be slapped in the face.
"Row."
Chu Ze looked at the grumpy old man with an inexplicable expression, turned his head to look at Xia Anruo's back, and then shouted:
"oi, come back and sign your name before you leave!"
Hearing Chu Ze's shout, the grumpy old man laughed out loud.
That's it?
Do you fucking think you're calling your mom home for dinner?
He is such a big star, how could he care about you?
Just as he was about to continue to perform his duties as a small villain and make ridicule, everyone present was suddenly surprised to find that...
Xia Anruo, who was originally walking quickly towards the business car to leave, suddenly stopped at this moment.
(End of this chapter)