Chapter 60: This frame is so cool! (Today I am asking you to read Chong Sanjiang, I kneel down to you)
Chu Ze thought for a long time, smacked his lips, felt there was no taste in his mouth, and suddenly he slapped his head and realized something.

I was asking if I forgot something, and it turned out I forgot to bring the Coke and potato chips!

How can you watch videos without these two things?
No wonder something felt wrong.

He stood up and quickly went downstairs to get a large bag of potato chips and two bottles of Coke, then asked Xia Anruo:
"Would you like some happy water and chips?"

"Forget it, the calories are too high." Xia Anruo took a look and although she was greedy, she still shook her head to refuse.

Oh, I have to manage my body.

After all, I make a living by my looks.

"It's okay, I'll tear off the label for you." Chu Ze waved his hand and placed the potato chips and the Coke with the labels peeled off in front of the computer desk.

"What do you mean?" Xia Anruo was stunned for a moment and didn't understand.

"If there is no label, it means zero calories, so you can eat it without worry."

"..."

What is self-deception?
Xia Anruo was originally trying to be self-disciplined, but when she saw Chu Ze beside her stuffing potato chips into his mouth with relish and that extremely happy expression on his face, wasn't this a test?

After enduring for a long time, Xia Anruo finally couldn't help it and secretly reached out to take two pieces and put them in her mouth...

comfortable.

Just eat two slices to satisfy your craving, it’s okay.

A few seconds passed.

Just eat three slices and it's fine. You won't get fat.

Another moment passed.

Just eat half a pack and it's fine.

A few minutes later……

"Hey, where is my big bag of potato chips?" Chu Ze looked at the empty bag, confused.

He didn't eat many tablets, how come they are gone?
"Ah? I don't know?"

Xia Anruo wiped the corner of her mouth innocently.

"..."

Cheating, huh?

Be more reserved. I know the way you wipe your mouth...

Often seen in action movies.

Chu Ze was also puzzled. If you want to eat, just eat it openly. No one is stopping you. Who are you trying to fool?
And it’s eaten really fast...

If you eat while your stomach isn't paying attention, you won't gain weight, right?

Forget it, I’m too lazy to expose her.

Chu Ze got up and went downstairs again to get some potato chips.

Seeing Chu Ze leave, Xia Anruo licked her fingers without any idol burden.

As expected, no one can avoid doing this after eating potato chips, and big stars are no exception.

After wiping her hands with a tissue, Xia Anruo turned her attention back to the show. It was already the second group of singers' turn to go on stage, and it was still a long time before she would make her debut.

Although Xia Anruo had already watched it live when the show was being recorded and knew the result, she still watched it very seriously...

First, after the program was edited, the stage and singing effects were different from the live performance. Second, every singer who appeared on the stage was very strong, and you could also learn something from watching their singing.

Chu Ze quickly returned with a basket of snacks.

"If you want to eat, take it yourself. Don't eat mine secretly." He poured all the potato chips and shrimp crackers on the table.

"I didn't eat it secretly, I just tasted it." Xia Anruo defended.

"Go, go, go."

If you have to try a pack to get a taste, then you have a pretty strong taste.

Go see a doctor, don't let your sense of taste be impaired at such a young age.

Chu Ze didn't want to argue with her, so he sat down again, opened a bag of shrimp crackers, and continued watching the variety show.

To be honest, I watch a lot of variety shows, but this is the first time I watch one with a girl, let alone watch a variety show starring a big star with her.

This feeling is very wonderful.

It's like watching a movie and finding out that the heroine is the classmate sitting next to you.

JOJO's wonderful metaphor.

Of course, this doesn’t mean that watching variety shows is the same as watching movies, but it’s just that when familiar people appear on the screen, it gives people a sense of disconnection, which is very awkward.

Because you know what kind of person she is outside the camera, and then you see her acting pretentiously in the camera...

Yue.

Especially when the show finally reached the stage when Xia Anruo appeared, Chu Ze looked at the perfect goddess on the screen who was dignified, graceful, gentle, and smiling, and then looked at Xia Anruo who was sitting with her legs crossed and eating potato chips, with the residue from the corners of her mouth still not wiped clean...

Could this be a person? The real side of the camera is indeed invisible.

And with Xia Anruo's appearance, the screen was naturally filled with fan circle comments, such as "Anruo ahhh~", "Anruo I love you!", and a lot of comments shouting "Anruo my wife" slowly floated by.

Chu Ze's clown sense suddenly told him that something seemed to be wrong, but he didn't tell him exactly what was wrong...

Wait a minute, could it be that what God wanted to remind him just now wasn’t to get the Coke and potato chips?

Before I could think of it, I saw an extremely conspicuous comment mixed in with the word "wife" floating across the computer screen -

Wife (frame)
Friends who often post barrages should know what is going on with the frame on the barrage that floats over.

That means you sent it yourself.

The website specifically uses this conspicuous way to remind users which barrage you posted, which is full of the developer's care for users.

That’s a good reminder. Don’t remind me next time.

Gan!
Chu Ze finally remembered what he had forgotten. He had not withdrawn the barrage he had posted before!
Oh shit, if Xia Anruo saw me pretending to be his wife on her variety show behind her back...

Then I can’t explain why I’m the subordinate!

It's over, brothers!
This time he was sentenced to the torture of being hung up like a small sweet potato and criticized for seven days.

At this point, I can only pray silently that Xia Anruo didn’t notice it. After all, there are quite a lot of barrages in this area.

next moment……

"What is this?" Xia Anruo's voice rang out as expected.

Obviously, although Xia Anruo's tongue may not be very good, his eyes are not blind.

The prayer just now didn't work...

In the face of Chu Ze's faithful prayers, the God who favored him cruelly did not respond to his prayers because today was Sunday and God was not at work.

What a joke!
With a question mark on her face, Xia Anruo reached out and moved the mouse to pause the video. She carefully confirmed the text in the box, then pointed her jade finger at the boxed comment and tilted her head to look at Chu Ze.

"You posted this?"

Xia Anruo's actions reminded Chu Ze of a picture - are all the people in it otakus?
Xia Anruo's finger obviously has the same effect.

What kind of people are those who post this kind of comments?

Can a wretched man who fantasizes about having someone else as his wife give it a try?
Although Xia Anruo didn't say a word now, Chu Ze was already sweating profusely.

"Oh my god, this frame is so cool!" Chu Ze wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and it was obvious that he had said something he didn't want to say.

This wave is a crude imitation of the classic scene where a certain V-circle up was caught for cheating.

Despise V, understand V, become V!

This sweaty feeling was like the despair of Nigmaty not getting the right cards on the Spring Festival Gala.

"Did I ask you about this frame?" Xia Anruo obviously wasn't going to let Chu Ze get away with it.

"Then what are you asking?" Chu Ze pretended to be dumb.

"What do these two words mean?" Xia Anruo pointed at the computer screen with her slender jade fingers.

"I can't read..." Chu Ze said in a babble, indicating that he was illiterate.

Although Xia Anruo's current expression is not as abstract as sweating soybeans, the shadow and black lines on his forehead and the twitching corners of his mouth both indicate that "that's enough".

"So you are also one of those dark and wretched people who hides behind the screen and licks the screen and fantasizes about beautiful women every day?"

"Don't slander me, that's what Erciyuan likes to do!" Chu Ze fully demonstrated what it means to blame Erciyuan when in doubt.

What happened to you, Two-thorn Monkey?

"Then what's up with your barrage?" Xia Anruo said she didn't believe him at all.

"Listen to my excuse... No, explain..." Chu Ze almost said the wrong thing.

"Then go ahead and make an excuse." Xia Anruo had a stern face and spread out her hands, "Please start your performance."

"I said actually I wanted to type 'Wife, your mom, can the fan circle please tone it down', but I accidentally sent it out before I finished typing it. Do you believe it?" Although Chu Ze felt that no one would believe him if he told the truth, he still asked tentatively.

"I accidentally sent this one by mistake. What about your other comments?" Xia Anruo looked at him with her arms around her chest.

"There's nothing else. I just sent this one." Chu Ze asked curiously.

"I do not believe."

When you find one cockroach in the house, there are definitely more than one.

"Really, I basically don't post comments or barrages." Chu Ze vowed.

"Hehe." Xia Anruo ignored his excuses and reached out to take the mouse.

"What are you doing?"

"Let me check if there is anything wrong with your comment record."

? !
"Stop it! I admit that I was secretly fantasizing about you behind your back!"

(End of this chapter)