Chapter 254: "This Killer Is Not So Calm" is now released

Next comes the funniest part of the whole movie.

Wei Chenggong, played by Ma Xi, goes to see Harvey. This plot is full of dangers. If he is not careful, he will be discovered and die without a burial place.

But Wei Chenggong didn't know that. He foolishly thought he was filming a movie about the ignorance of the fearless.

As soon as he saw Brother Harvey, he started to move.

His eyes were three parts contempt, three parts sarcasm, three parts cynicism, and one part domineering. He walked with a coquettish pace and looked around the audience.

Milan was caught off guard.

Miller was horrified.

The audience laughed:

"Wei Chenggong is really into the role, hahahaha!"

“It’s no use, it’s no use, help me, help me!”

“Hahahaha that’s so funny!”

Amid the exciting music, Wei Chenggong slowly walked to Brother Harvey's desk.

suddenly!

He jumped up and sat on the table.

Brother Harvey, who has a leopard-print body, is now like a frightened rabbit, trembling with fear.

Wei Chenggong picked up the knife on the table and began to lick it. His expression was quite ferocious, his eyebrows were raised and his eyes were wide open.

Too arrogant and too confident.

Milan was so frightened that he couldn't breathe.

Qin Long almost fainted from laughter, how could it be so funny! Wei Chenggong's performance, Milan Miller, Harvey and everyone's reactions were all so funny, so ridiculous, and so funny!

Wei Chenggong used a knife to pick up a strand of hair. Don’t mention it, he looked pretty handsome when he acted like this: “I’m Karl. I heard you were looking for me?”

Brother Harvey asked tremblingly: "How much money did the Momen Chamber of Commerce give you to kill me?"

Wei Chenggong slowly placed the knife on the table, then turned around and sat on the chair, even putting his feet on the table.

The whole design is completed in one go, with no unnecessary movements.

Qin Long smiled: This little body is so flexible!
Wei Chenggong: "I don't understand what you are saying."

As soon as he said this, some people drew their guns, some drew their knives, and all pointed them at Wei Chenggong. The situation suddenly became tense and ready to explode.

Milan Miller was already trembling with fear, but Wei Chenggong sat firmly on the fish ordering platform and suddenly looked towards the camera, as if breaking the fourth wall:
"When you are pointed at with a gun, you generally have two choices: surrender or fight back!"

Milan Miller was confused.

The brothers were confused.

Who the hell is he talking to?
Brother Harvey even looked as if he suspected the other person was a lunatic.

"But for an experienced killer, there is actually only one choice."

Wei Chenggong casually pushed a killer's knife aside and continued:

"That means surrendering without a fight."

As he said this, he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands without any shame.

Harvey raised an eyebrow and looked at him, and the younger brothers were also at a loss.

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Squat down!
He squatted down!

Qin Long crowed wildly.

Including the audience, everyone was laughing so hard that tears were about to come out, laughing so hard that the world was destroyed, laughing so hard that they couldn't take care of themselves, laughing so hard that they were caught by an underwater exploration team and used as sonar, causing functional extinction of creatures in the Pacific, laughing so hard that they were caught by KFC for making a family bucket because they crowed on the street, laughing so hard that the elementary school students upstairs thought it was dawn and carried their backpacks to school, laughing so hard that the earth collapsed, mountains were destroyed, warriors died, and then the ladders to heaven and stone steps were connected, laughing so hard that they pounded the wall and turned their house into a one-bedroom apartment.
There was no one in the entire theater who didn’t laugh!

I laughed so hard that I vomited!
Tired of laughing!
Still laughing!
Jiang Nan also laughed so hard that his body shook! He leaned in Cheng Cheng's arms and begged for mercy:
"Hahahaha, oh my, your movie is so funny!"

Cheng Cheng smelled the pleasant scent of her shampoo, and while responding, he calmly put his hand into her clothes.

Jiang Nan looked up at him, and seeing that he was calm and serious, he rolled his eyes and ignored him, allowing him to touch her.

Soon, she was amused by the following plot.

Cheng Cheng found that she would really tighten when she smiled...

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After Wei Chenggong finished speaking, he pulled out a gun from his trouser leg, rolled on the ground, rolled in front of Brother Harvey, and pointed the gun at his head.

The gangsters watched helplessly as Wei successfully held Harvey hostage. He then walked to the window, leaned back and flipped out of it: "Goodbye, everyone!"

There was a cry of surprise at the venue and in the theater.

Brother Harvey leaned on the window to look and found that Wei Chenggong had fallen into the trash can.

Milan and Miller chased after him.

Wei Chenggong: "How do you think I handled it?"

Milan: “Unexpected!”

The three were about to slip away when Jimmy came over and said, "Wait a minute, Brother Harvey, please ask Mr. Carl to go up again."

Miller came close to Wei Chenggong and said, "Can you do it again?"

Wei Chenggong: "Okay?"

Next, Wei successfully went up again.

The audience thought the previous part was already very funny, but they didn’t expect it to be even funnier later on.

Wei Chenggong repeated the previous actions and lines again.

Wei Chenggong: "I am Karl."

Harvey looked doubtful about his life and asked his attendants:

"I'm not hallucinating, am I? Did he just say that?"

The audience laughed like crazy:
"Hahahaha, I can't do that to Brother Harvey!"

“The boss is confused, hahahaha!”

"This seems like a mental retardation, hahahaha!"

The funniest thing is that after hearing this, Wei Chenggong performed another smooth little combo, but he sat on the chair without putting his legs on it, and he struggled a few times like a catfish.

In the end, he concealed his embarrassment with calmness, but the embarrassment had already overflowed through the screen.

The audience laughed even louder.

"Emma, ​​I can't take it anymore. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!"

“I didn’t make it, hahahaha!”

Next, something even more deadly happened. Under Jimmy's instructions, the younger brother dismantled Wei Chenggong's gun. Only then did Brother Harvey realize that it was actually a plastic gun. Brother Harvey wanted to kill him, but Wei Chenggong used another smooth little combo to control Brother Harvey.

He put his hands in his arms and yelled, "Don't move! Hahahahaha~"

Then, he began his "inner monologue":
"As a top killer, you need to train any part of your body into a deadly weapon. For example—"

"My middle finger."

That's right!

He showed the hands hidden in his arms!
Showed a middle finger!
"Tell your men to put down their guns!" he shouted.

Harvey took a look:
"I don't believe you're going to kill me!"

Qin Long laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. He really laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, physically, not using an adjective.

"I don't believe you can kill me, hahahaha, it's unbelievable!"

“Hahahaha, you can act like this!”

"Who would believe this?"

"The script is so crazy, I like it so much~"

Wei Chenggong: "Let's see, which is faster, your bullets or my fingerpicking!"

The homophonic puns are here!
Wei Chenggong: "I'll count to three, one, two, ha~"

He pretended to shoot, and Brother Harvey seemed really scared and swallowed his saliva. His brothers also hesitated to move forward.

"Card!"

Miller suddenly appeared and interrupted the tense situation. He pulled Wei Chenggong out and asked him to accept Brother Harvey's recruitment again.

Scored three times!

Wei successfully returned to the room.

Coming, coming, coming again!

Still wandering around, going to the table, and licking the knife.

Brother Harvey was already numb: "If you like this knife so much, I can give it to you!"

“Hahahahahaha~” Jiang Nan laughed miserably. As she laughed, she tilted her head and said to Cheng Cheng resentfully, “Chengzi, stop touching me. Can we watch a movie for a while?”

Cheng Cheng stroked the bean in his palm and refused:

"Look at yours, I'll touch mine, let's not disturb each other."

Jiang Nan was shy and embarrassed:

"You call this not disturbing each other? You are so shameless, you have become a bad person~"

-

Wei successfully joined Harvey's Chamber of Commerce.

Harvey decided to let Wei Chenggong participate in the transaction with the Italians tonight.

Film critics and journalists wrote in the dark on their notebooks:
"It exceeded expectations, it didn't go down the wrong path, it didn't rely on shit, it was a very standard and decent commercial TV series."

“It’s a good movie, the viewing experience is great, and the audience is very satisfied with it!”

"Estimated box office is 10 billion+"

"All the actors' acting skills are excellent, the leading actors' acting skills are surprising, and it is a dark horse in the Spring Festival."

Miller: "Teacher Wei, your highest task in this scene is to be a good translator. Don't show off, don't show off, don't do anything weird, and don't add to your drama."

Milan: "Teacher Wei, safety first."

When it was night, Wei Chenggong's third uncle and Jimmy set out. Wei Chenggong strained his voice, acted crazy, and drank fake wine, which made Jimmy and his third uncle stunned and scared.

The audience complained that a crazy screenwriter wrote a crazy script for a crazy actor to play, which was too crazy! I guess Cheng Cheng is usually like this, but he just wrote his daily life into the script.

The funny parts of this movie are divided into two parts. One part is Wei Chenggong's various hilarious behaviors, and the other part is the reactions of the gangsters when they see Wei Chenggong's outrageous behavior. Both are done very successfully.

……

Arrive at the meeting point.

Jimmy hid a machine gunner in the room.

Wei Chenggong glanced around the room, his face unfathomable: "Do you believe that I know where the machine is hidden?"

Jimmy was surprised: "Huh? What machine?" Wei Chenggong smiled: "Put it in that window, right? Ha, ha ha ha ~"

Jimmy was puzzled: "How do you know?"

Wei Chenggong: "It's the best place to put it there, it can scan the whole area. Let's do this. Come on, let's change positions. This way you can scan my face. Come on!"

Qin Long laughed and said: I'll shoot your face with a machine gun. I've never seen such an outrageous request!

Other audience members also laughed and cried:

“So talented hahahahahaha!”

"Chat across servers without any barriers!"

"Jimmy was shocked! What a ruthless person!"

To be honest, this is definitely the happiest movie they have seen in recent years!

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Then, the trading partner appears.

Jimmy: “Are you ready?”

Wei Chenggong: "Are you ready? (Italian)"

Italian boss: "We are ready for this (Italian)"

Wei Chenggong: "We have been prepared for this."

Jimmy: "I asked if you were ready, not him."

Wei Chenggong said he understood, smiled slightly, turned to the Italian boss and said: "I am asking if you are ready? Not asking him (Italy)"

Italian boss: "He? Who is he? (Italian)"

Wei Chenggong translated back: "He, who is he?"

Jimmy collapsed: "Don't translate my words verbatim. My words are meant for you. Don't translate them."

Wei Chenggong: "Speak."

Jimmy: “Did you bring the money?”

Wei Chenggong: "What money?"

Jimmy: “You should ask him this!”

Wei Chenggong said to the Italian boss: "You should ask him this question (Italian)"

Italian Boss: "Ask him? What are you talking about?"

The dramatic plot appeared again, and the audience was laughing so hard at the translated plot. The useful Wei Chenggong didn't translate it at all, and the useless one translated it like crazy, which almost tortured Jimmy and the Italian boss to collapse.

A small number of the audience almost laughed to their death.

"Oh no, I'm about to burst from laughing!"

"Can you please stop laughing at me?"

"Jimmy is pissed off hahahaha."

"I want to laugh when I see Wei Chenggong now!"

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Jimmy: "You have to selectively turn over what I said, and you have to turn over everything he said. Do you understand?"

Wei Chenggong was right: "Did you say it? Did you say it? Don't I understand now that you said it? Say it again!"

After the bad translation, both parties finally got to the point, with one hand paying the other hand settling the goods.

Wei successfully opened the box, and it was empty. The Italian boss was full of questions, and Jimmy was so scared that his skin was blown open:
"No, where's the gun?"

Wei Chenggong explained calmly, not taking it seriously at all:

"I thought it was too heavy, so I took it out just now. If it doesn't work, I'll make another one later."

Jimmy's voice was trembling: "What do you mean by post-production?"

Wei Chenggong shouted in a deep voice: "Don't talk."

Then he began to perform without props, taking out the emperor's new gun and showing it to the Italian boss.

A large-scale non-physical performance is staged!
All the audience were intoxicated by the sight, and he even loaded and unloaded the gun, and dubbed with his mouth. The Italian boss realized that he had been fooled, and shouted: "Kill them for me! (Italian)"

Wei Chenggong was still translating: "Kill them!"

Jimmy: “Who did you kill?”

"Bang!" The Italians fired the first shot, and the gunshot ignited a fierce gun battle.

Wei Chenggong thought he was filming a movie and was not afraid at all. He fired wildly under the hail of bullets.

Finally, under his desperate fighting style, the Italian gangsters were repelled. Wei Chenggong held up the gun, lit a cigarette with the hot barrel, shook his hair, and said slowly:

"Sorry, you picked the wrong opponent!"

Qin Long didn't know whether to laugh or cry: He actually pretended to be me! He's also 6!

"what time is it?"

"Is your watch broken? It's past twelve o'clock."

"Performing tongue twisters at about twelve o'clock?"

"Oh, is it my pronunciation that is not standard?"

"You disturbed my sleep!"

"You think we are lying to you, don't you, Mr. Wei?"

"That's not true!"

"There are so many of us here, we're all here to play with you, right? The gunfight on the street that day, the crackling, the broken glass, the bullet holes all over the wall, that was all real, right?"

"Director, don't get excited."

"What about gangster deals? Black windbreakers and black suits everywhere on the street. Are they real gangsters? Are you kidding me, Mr. Wei?"

"Director, I was wrong!"

Qin Long: What else?
".Today, let Harvey pay for his betrayal."

"When did I break my promise?"

"This is my inner monologue! You can't hear it at all! What are you talking to me about? You actually talked to me! Sorry, teachers, let's start over again!"

"Bet your life!"

"I won't follow you anymore!"

"You don't have to follow, you just said you would, brother, you said you would! Sorry, let's do it again. I'm betting your life!"

"with!"

"Hahahaha, your life is mine!"

"You didn't win either?"

"Is this okay? There's no close-up, so it can't be photographed! I'm telling you, stop interrupting me, okay? Try again! Hahahaha, your life is mine!"

“Isn’t this pure insanity?”

boom!
Poor Harvey.

"I'll give you a finger flick!"

"I dodged it!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"My sister and I have been together through thick and thin for so many years. Today I hand her over to you. If she is wronged in the future."

Jimmy: Look!
"That must be her own problem. I'll talk to her later."

After a gunfight with the Italian mafia and several other small plots, Jimmy discovered that Wei Chenggong was an actor.

He took advantage of the situation, threatened Milan Miller, and continued to fool Wei Chenggong in the name of acting. He used Wei Chenggong to kill the gang boss Harvey, and Jimmy took the opportunity to take over.

In order to save Miller and Wei Chenggong's lives, Milan chose to marry Jimmy.

After experiencing a series of complicated plot developments, Wei successfully went back to rescue Milan, and joined forces with Harvey who faked his death and the real Carl who was discharged from the hospital, and finally defeated the villain forces headed by Jimmy.

Jimmy became a traitor, Harvey regained control of the gang, Wei successfully got the leading role as he wished, and acted opposite Milan, and the family had a happy ending.

The whole film is 109 minutes long. From the beginning, the movie has been reaping the audience's laughter, leaving almost no chance for the audience to breathe!

It's a completely straightforward joke, without any deliberate sensationalism or forced value. It's just a good laugh, and nothing else matters!

At this point, the movie ends.

The credits began to roll on the big screen.

Director: Niu Youdao, Pan Shi

Screenwriter: Cheng Cheng

Wei Chenggong: Circus
Milan: Miaoling

The freshman and the sophomore walked onto the stage in the dark. When they lined up on the stage, with a click, all the lights in the theater were turned on, and the media and the audience all looked at them enthusiastically.

The host asked loudly, "Is this movie good?"

The whole audience shouted: "It looks great!"

There was thunderous applause from below.

The freshmen and the sophomores were very excited, Miao Ling was thrilled, and Ma Xi's eyes were red.

The thunderous applause from the audience was the most direct affirmation of them!
them--

Finally succeeded!
Moderator: "Media friends may ask questions now."

All the media people rushed over, and questions came like a tide:
"Directors, after the premiere, seeing the audience's enthusiastic response to the film, how do you feel now? Do you feel particularly excited or relieved?"

"Ma Xi, from being unknown to being selected by the crew of "The Killer", do you feel like you are dreaming? Have you ever thought that you will become famous because of this movie?"

"Director Niu, do you think the audience will like this movie? If it's a big hit at the box office, have you thought about how to celebrate?"

"Miao Ling, Ma Xi, will you join the Shinhwa Company next?"

In the gap between reporters' questions, Da Yi took the microphone with a smile.

At this moment, he suddenly saw a man and a woman leaving the last row of the theater holding hands. He suddenly felt that the man's figure looked familiar:
It seems... a bit like Cheng Dao
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Walk out of the theater.

Jiang Nan held Cheng Cheng's face and said with a grin:
"Hehe~ The movie is good!! It makes money for my family again~"

Feeling the points rising in the system, Cheng Cheng smiled and said, "Not bad."

Jiang Nan asked: "What are we going to do now?"

Cheng Cheng let go of her hand: "I have something to do at the office."

Jiang Nan: “? What place?”

Cheng Cheng pointed, Jiang Nan was speechless, a toilet is also a toilet!
(End of this chapter)