Chapter 83: If you really like a mentally ill person, how much suffering that would be! (Please order first)
An interview at the opening ceremony of "A Little Thing Called First Love" was reported online.

Cheng Cheng's explosive remarks once again caused a burst of laughter.

"Hahahaha, your mom is making me laugh to death! What the hell is 'A broad range of films, a hundred types of melts'?"

"The Youngest Director"

“Malekov: Ah yes, yes!”

"It's unbelievable! How long has Cheng Cheng been thinking about these words in bed? It's unbelievable."

"Is it possible that he didn't even have to think about this? The creativity of mentally ill people is endless."

“It’s hard to imagine Cheng Cheng’s mental state when he said this.”

"21 years old, a film director."

“Help, hahahahahaha!”

"Opening Lightning Strike!"

"It will redefine the crime film or or or or or, and will redefine the youth romance film or or or or or."

"Wow, the entire film industry has been redefined."

"He even made the jump from crime movies to historical movies!!"

“The film industry is saved!!!”

“You’re really good at talking, hahahaha!”

"Why is this so funny? Hahaha!"

"Today's share of fun is complete. Thank you Brother Frog for bringing me the joy, hahaha!"

“I laughed so hard that I vomited!”

Honestly speaking, if another director said this, he would have been criticized to pieces and forced to apologize under pressure from public opinion. But when Cheng Cheng said this, netizens were uncharacteristically tolerant and even laughed along and made fun of it.

Maybe no one takes what a mentally ill person says seriously, or maybe they think it's understandable for a mentally ill person to say such things.

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Fuhai City, film set.

The filming work is progressing in a tense and orderly manner.

Because of the running-in experience of "All or Nothing", Cheng Cheng and the crew have become very well-coordinated, and the shooting speed is much faster than that of "All or Nothing".

Two-fifths of the content was shot in just three days.

The scene being filmed at that time was about Xiaoshui, played by Yan Gouer, who joined the school drama troupe and played Snow White, lying on the bed, waiting to be woken up by the prince's kiss.

The boy who played the prince happened to have diarrhea, so the English teacher in charge asked Cheng Cheng, who was painting the wall, to take over.

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"A Little Thing Called First Love, Scene 38, First Shot, First Take!"

"action!"

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The English teacher shouted to the stage: "You! It's you! Who is the one painting the wall? Come over here and perform for your classmate, hurry up!"

Cheng Cheng turned around and asked in confusion: "Is it me?"

The English teacher ordered, "Play the role of a prince."

Cheng Cheng changed his clothes.

At this time, Yan Gou'er was already lying on the bed wearing a princess dress. At this stage, she was already on the way to becoming more beautiful. On the basis of using the disposable magic makeup stickers, she made herself look more beautiful, and her appearance basically reached 6.5 points.

English teacher: "Come closer! Come closer! When I say start, bend down and kiss the princess!"

English teacher: “Action!”

With the camera pointed at his face, Cheng Cheng's face was filled with nervousness as he recited the lines: "Oh, you're so beautiful~ I can't help but kiss you."

As he spoke, he slowly leaned down.

Yan Gou'er happened to open her eyes at this moment, because according to her character setting, she didn't know that the person who temporarily played the prince was the senior she had been thinking about.

So, at this moment, she was surprised, happy, shy and expectant.

Yan Gouer handled this section very well.

Then, she closed her eyes again, looking forward to the kiss. Her dark little hands grasped the hem of her skirt involuntarily, and her little feet hidden in her shoes couldn't help but tense up.

Cheng Cheng's face was full of affection and uncontrollable nervousness. He slowly moved closer, close enough to smell Yan Gou'er's sweet and soft body fragrance and feel her hot and moist breath.

"Crack!"

When Cheng Cheng was only a punch away from Yan Gou'er, the man in beret shouted "Cut" in time.

Immediately, Cheng Cheng jumped up like a spring, and Yan Gou'er's heart was pounding. She stroked her chest with her little hand, breathed in small mouths, and her face was as red as a big black plum.

Cheng Cheng was furious and asked, "Director Dao, what's wrong with you? Why did you call cut so late?"

Just now, if it had been two seconds later, he would have really kissed her.

Beret quickly apologized: "I'm sorry Director Cheng, I was just mesmerized by it~"

Cheng Cheng: “…”

"This will never happen again!"

While Yan Gou'er was manually cooling her face, she was also secretly looking at Cheng Cheng. Seeing Cheng Cheng so angry, she felt aggrieved.

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In the following days, the filming went very smoothly, but an extremely dramatic and shocking incident happened in the crew.

Lin Yin put her used sanitary napkin on Jiang Jun's face, making his face bloody.

Here's the thing:

Jiang Jun fell in love with Lin Yin. He thought she had a unique personality and was very different from other girls. He liked her very much, but his direct confessions failed many times, so he asked Cheng Cheng for advice.

His idea is also very simple. Cheng Cheng was revealed to have had two relationships, so he must be very experienced.

Cheng Cheng cursed in his heart: You kid will ask! He gave Jiang Jun a plan: "You can confess when Lin Yin is vulnerable, so as to break through her defenses."

Good news: Jiang Jun listened.

Bad news: Jiang Jun confessed his love to Lin Yin when she was having her period and changing her sanitary napkin in the bathroom.

Sanitary napkins are very fragile, and going to the toilet is also very fragile, which makes them twice as fragile, but——

Cheng Cheng: Is this what I mean, Nima Coin?

I finally managed to avoid getting sick and having my life ruined, and this is how you carry out my will?

So when her period came, Lin Yin, who was annoyed, irritated, anxious and embarrassed, directly put the sanitary napkin she had changed on Jiang Jun's face, right in the middle.

At that time, the whole place was silent and everyone was stunned.

Jiang Jun confessed his love to Lin Yin through the window when she was in the bathroom. The shock level was 100%.

Lin Yin put the used sanitary napkin on Jiang Jun's face, and her shock level was 10000%.

Fortunately, the incident did not cause any major impact. The entire crew was silenced by berets and strictly prohibited from spreading the matter.

It’s just that Cheng Cheng sighed inexplicably when no one was around:
It seems like he has cultivated a group of crazy people without realizing it!

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After filming the last ugly scene, Cheng Cheng used clean water to help Yan Gou'er remove her makeup, and she immediately returned to her previous appearance, with fair skin, fragrant cheeks and cherry lips.

Cheng Cheng suddenly smiled.

Yan Gou'er said shyly, "Director Cheng, what's wrong?" She looked at herself in the mirror and hesitantly said, "Is there anything strange?"

Cheng Cheng shook his head and said, "No, I just think it looks better this way. Thank you for your hard work these past few days."

"It's not hard~", Yan Gou'er said, as if she had secretly eaten candy, feeling sweet inside, "I had a lot of fun filming these days."

Cheng Cheng suddenly asked, "Well, do you want to take a walk on the playground tonight?"

"Ah?" Yan Gou'er looked up in surprise. Without even thinking, he happily agreed and nodded his head wildly, "Okay!"

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Why did Director Cheng suddenly invite me to take a walk?
Ah ah ah~
Does Director Cheng like me?

After returning to the room, Yan Gou'er's heart was still beating hard, and Cheng Cheng's words "Do you want to take a walk in the playground in the evening?" kept echoing in her mind.

She lay on the bed, hugging the pillow, feeling her mind was empty, her face and forehead were hot, the air she exhaled was hot, and her whole body was hot.

Like a fish that has come ashore, its mouth slightly open, craving for air.

What does Cheng Cheng mean to her?

Cheng Cheng is her director, who often gives her warm encouragement and guidance. This is probably a relationship of admiration from the bottom up.

It's like the grass admiring the big tree and being grateful for its shelter; it's like the stream yearning for the sea and admiring its grandeur.

At the same time, Cheng Cheng is also her male protagonist. She often cannot tell whether she is Yan Gou'er or Xiao Shui, and whether she is attracted to senior A Liang or Cheng Cheng.

During the filming process, she really seemed to have experienced a young and beautiful first love story.

No no no——

Yan Gourd quickly overturned his own thoughts. Someone like Director Cheng should not have such a thing as love in his heart, right?
But Director Cheng seems to have dated two girls before?

Ahhhhh!
No, no! Director Cheng won’t be interested in me!
Yan Gou'er tried her best not to think about that, but her chaotic thoughts had their own ideas. She always thought about some inexplicable things, and her cheeks turned red from time to time.

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Later, Yan Gouer took a shower, dried her hair, brushed her teeth, put on makeup, changed into a pretty dress, and went out to keep her appointment.

The skirt is light-colored, pure, lively and energetic. The flawless collarbone is as white as jade, adorned with a crystal pendant. The neck is slender and the hair falls softly.

She walked down under the moon like a holy unicorn.

However, when she arrived at the playground, her whole body froze.

The scene before her made her doubt her life and feel extremely helpless.

The playground track was filled with people, including Wen Lian, Wang Hong, Lin Yin, berets, exposed belly, Jiang Jun...

Even the lunch box seller, the cleaning lady, and the one carrying props were there!
Cheng Cheng, who was 186cm tall, stood out from the crowd. When he saw Yan Gou'er coming, he waved to her and said, "Come on! Disperse!"

Yan Gouer: Gintama’s classic expression!

It turns out you didn’t just invite me to take a walk, you invited the entire crew to take a walk!!!
Under the gaze of everyone, Yan Gou'er had no choice but to step forward.

She didn't know how the walk started. She only knew that during the walk, almost no one in the crew of more than one hundred people spoke. Everyone walked and marched quietly and tirelessly in circles on the playground at night.

The sound of marching footsteps echoing in the empty field seemed particularly eerie, like some mysterious and solemn ritual.

When it was over, everyone in the audience breathed a sigh of relief, and Cheng Cheng said with a relieved look on his face:

"Walking is really good. As the saying goes, take a hundred steps after a meal and you will live to be ninety-nine! I really feel much better after taking a walk. Okay, let's go back. I'll find another opportunity to take a walk with you next time."

On the way back, Yan Gou'er found that Wen Lian and Wang Hong were dressed very exquisitely today, especially Wen Lian, who wore high-heeled shoes with stilettos. After walking around for several rounds, she felt very miserable.

Yan Gou'er asked, "Sister Lian, you didn't think Director Cheng wanted to ask you out for a walk alone, did you?"

Wen Lian laughed and said, "Hahaha, how could that be~ This is my daily outfit, my daily outfit~"

As she said this, she limped away on her high heels.

Yan Gou'er turned his gaze to Wang Hong again: "Honghong~"

Wang Hong shrank back in fear and said guiltily: "I'm sorry, Xiao Gou'er, I swear I've turned over a new leaf, but that's Director Cheng~ I just wanted to go with the flow"

Yan Gou'er became sad: It's really tiring to like a mentally ill person, and this mentally ill person is so popular.

The good news is that mental illness doesn't give anyone a chance, the bad news is that you don't have a chance either!

Wang Hong carefully looked at Yan Gou'er's expression: "Little Gou'er, you are not in love with Director Cheng, are you?"

Yan Gou'er's nose felt sore and she felt like she was about to cry. She denied it, "No!"

Wang Hong looked at her worriedly: "It's better not to~"

It would be fine if she was just greedy for the body, but if she really liked a mentally ill person, how miserable she would be!

(End of this chapter)