Chapter 434 Eye-opening!

"How dare you! Fang Shirui, how dare you call the abbot by his name!" a majestic middle-aged Taoist scolded.

Fang Shirui sneered, "Why, you are not even allowed to call me by my name? If I know you, I'd call you the abbot, but if I don't know you, I'd think you're the Heavenly Master."

The dignified middle-aged Taoist looked at Fang Shirui and knew that this man was reckless, so he didn't waste any more words with him. Instead, he said to Zhang Gongyu: "Nephew Gongyu, the old Heavenly Master is about to ascend to heaven. This is a great honor for our Longhu Mountain. Everyone in Longhu Mountain hopes that the old Heavenly Master can ascend smoothly. Therefore, at this critical moment, no one can disrupt this matter. Whoever dares to disrupt it will be a sinner of Longhu Mountain. Do you understand?"

Zhang Gongyu said angrily: "My grandfather is only at the Jade Raw Material Realm, not the Ascension Realm. There are still two realms away from the Ascension Realm. How could he possibly ascend?

I must see my grandfather, or I will not stop with you!"

The middle-aged Taoist laughed and said, "After you ascend to heaven, you can have a free time with me, Hu Shouping, if you want, but not now."

Zhang Gongyu glared at Hu Shouping.

Xin Zhen poked Zhang Gongyu and said, "Don't argue with him too much. Can your junior uncle be trusted?"

Zhang Gongyu immediately said, "Of course he is reliable. Junior Master Uncle and my father grew up together. In Longhu Mountain, apart from my grandfather, he is the one who treats me the best."

Xin Zhen nodded and said, "Please ask Junior Master to come out. We must see the old Heavenly Master today!"

Zhang Gongyu suddenly realized and immediately said, "Uncle Junior Master..."

At this time, a lazy voice sounded, saying: "Okay, no need to shout, I'm here."

Xin Zhen suddenly turned around to look at the source of the voice, and saw a female Taoist priest leaning against the mountain gate. She looked very pretty. If she were dressed in fancy clothes, she would have been a stunningly beautiful woman. However, the female Taoist priest was not standing properly, but just leaning against the ground. She had a huge gourd tied around her waist, which seemed to be used to hold wine, and the lapels of her Taoist robe were greasy - this was a beautiful but very sloppy female Taoist priest who was covered in alcohol.

Sorry, I use prefixes quite frequently, but they are very descriptive.

When Hu Shouping saw this nun, he was immediately disappointed and said angrily, "Lin Pingzhi! You are still so out of tune all day long. Look at yourself, do you still look like a woman?

You don't read the Taoist scriptures, you don't practice Taoism, you just hang around outside every day, getting drunk every day. How many times have your disciples seen you sleeping in the weeds? Look at you, even beggars are better than you. What on earth are you doing?"

Xin Zhen: “…”

He picked his ears and whispered to Zhang Gongyu, "My junior master is a woman, and her name is Lin Pingzhi?"

Zhang Gongyu nodded and said, "Yes, don't you know? Everyone in the martial arts world knows that the junior master from Longhu Mountain was also a beauty who could not be compared to the emperor in the past."

Xin Zhen whispered, "Does Junior Master Uncle like your father? Why is he like this now?"

As soon as these words came out, Xin Zhen heard a hissing sound, and saw a worn-out shoe whizzing towards him, heading straight for his mouth. Xin Zhen dodged, and then the worn-out shoe whizzed into Zhang Gongyu's face.

Zhang Gongyu: “…”

Xin Zhen quickly bowed to the junior master from Longhu Mountain and said, "I'm sorry, Senior Lin, I was too talkative."

Xin Zhen heaved a sigh of relief when he saw Lin Pingzhi looking at him with a half-smile and then turning his head away.

Turning around, I saw Zhang Gongyu with a gloomy face.

Lin Pingzhi said lazily, "Hu Shouping, you lick Zhang Xifu's asshole every day, and you dare to teach me a lesson with a sanctimonious look. I haven't beaten you enough in these years, so you dare to tremble now, right?"

Hu Shouping's face immediately turned red, and he angrily said, "Vulgar! Vulgar! Lin Pingzhi, can't you just be good? You were so stunning and charming back then, how come you have become like this now? It's really heartbreaking!"

Lin Pingzhi sneered and said, "What have I become? Did I go and lick Zhang Xifu's butt crack? You lick Zhang Xifu's butt crack every day, and you are not ashamed of it, but proud of it. And you still want to teach me how to be a man? It's so funny!"

Xin Zhen's face was a little numb, and he looked at Zhang Gongyu. Zhang Gongyu was a little embarrassed, and laughed: "Little Master has always been free and easy, always free and easy, hehe."

Xin Zhen felt that it was very eye-opening. He had traveled through several worlds and met many girls of all types, but this was the first time he had seen such a stunning beauty like the junior master from Longhu Mountain, with her anus open and her butt crack closed.

Hu Shouping was heard angrily saying, "Lin Pingzhi, I won't waste my words with you. Today is the day when the old Heavenly Master ascends to heaven. I don't care how unruly you are on weekdays, but if you dare to mess around today, the abbot will definitely not forgive you!"

The junior master from Mount Longhu laughed and said, "Zhang Xifu, what can he do to me? It's just right. My sword of exorcism has been a little dull for a long time, so I can use his butt crack to sharpen it."

Xin Zhen's pupils shrank, and he whispered to Zhang Gongyu, "Is Junior Master's sword called the Sword of Exorcism?"

Zhang Gongyu whispered, "Yes, Junior Master is known in the martial arts world as the True Man of Pixie, and her sword is called Pixie, so her sword technique is called Pixie Sword Technique."

Xin Zhen: “…”

Xin Zhen was saying "f*ck" over and over again in his heart at this moment, what the hell is going on, Lin Pingzhi, the junior master from Longhu Mountain who knows the sword of exorcism!
Grass!
What the hell is going on.

Just as Xin Zhen was having all kinds of thoughts, he heard the junior master from Longhu Mountain, Lin Pingzhi, say, "Zhang, just go in openly. I want to see who dares to stop you."

Hu Shouping said angrily: "Junior sister! You can do whatever you want with other things, but if you dare to do it today, don't blame me for being merciless!"

"hehe!"

All he heard was the junior master-master from Mount Longhu sneer, and a breeze blew from afar. Xin Zhen felt that the breeze was as sharp as a knife.

However, the Taoist hats of Hu Shouping and others seemed to be cut by the extremely sharp steel wire and fell gently, and their long hair was also cut off and broke into several pieces in the air, but more than a dozen Taoists were unharmed. More than a dozen disciples were pale and trembling, but they did not dare to move easily.

Hu Shouping stared at the junior master from Longhu Mountain and said through gritted teeth: "Master...sister!"

Lin Pingzhi was too lazy to care about Hu Shouping and shouted at Zhang Gongyu, "Go in."

Zhang Gongyu hurriedly said, "Uncle Junior, please come with me to see Grandpa."

Lin Pingzhi sneered, "Who wants to see that old man? He'll scold me to bits when we meet. He's old now, and I don't bother to make him angry."

Zhang Gongyu nodded and said, "Let's go!"

Xin Zhen and Fang Shirui hurried to follow.

At this moment, the breeze suddenly stopped.

A voice said angrily, "That's enough."

A Taoist priest in a red robe stood in front of Hu Shouping and others. No one noticed how he appeared, as if he had always been there.

The red-robed Taoist priest had a gentle expression, but he looked intimidating without being angry, and just looked at Lin Pingzhi.

Hu Shouping and others hurried forward to salute and said in unison, "Greetings to the abbot."

Even Fang Shirui, who was not very respectful in words, did not dare to act rashly at this moment and bowed and said, "Greetings to the abbot."

The red-robed Taoist nodded slightly, then looked at Lin Pingzhi and said, "Little Junior Sister, stop messing around."

Lin Pingzhi sneered and said, "Zhang Xifu, did you harm the old man?"

Hu Shouping and others' expressions changed drastically when they heard this.

This person turned out to be Zhang Xifu, the abbot of Mount Longhu and also Zhang Gongyu's second uncle.

Zhang Xifu's expression remained unchanged, and he even smiled as he said, "Junior Sister is being naughty again."

Lin Pingzhi was not angry either. He just laughed and said, "Zhang Xifu, if you keep pretending, I will beat you in front of all the younger generations."

Zhang Xifu's face trembled for a moment, and he forced a smile and said, "Little Junior Sister, don't be naughty. Master asked me to come down and ask you to go up."

Lin Pingzhi sneered, "Isn't he ascending? Why would he see us? What's the point of seeing such an annoying old man? If he ascends earlier, people will not have to worry about him anymore."

Zhang Xifu sighed and said, "Junior Sister, Master is doing this for your own good. Don't always be so harsh on him..."

Lin Pingzhi snorted, and the wind suddenly became faster. Zhang Xifu immediately waved his hand to brush away the wind, but it would have been fine if he hadn't waved it away. Once he waved, the wind suddenly became violent, and Zhang Xifu's sleeves immediately turned into pieces, flying in the wind like butterflies.

Lin Pingzhi let out a sigh, then turned into a ray of rainbow light and went up the mountain.

Zhang Xifu was a little flustered to suppress the strong wind, and then said to Zhang Gongyu: "Go up, go up."

Zhang Gongyu quickly turned into a golden light and went up the mountain. Fang Shirui also turned into a golden light, while Xin Zhen turned into a clear light.

Zhang Xifu looked at Xin Zhen's back, thoughtfully.

The three of them arrived in front of the Taoist temple on the mountain. Hundreds of Taoists were standing outside, some in red robes and some in yellow robes, but there were no Taoists in other colors, probably because they were not qualified to come.

As soon as the three of them arrived, they saw Junior Uncle Lin Pingzhi running out in a panic with his head in his hands, and a teacup flew out behind him and broke in front of the Taoist temple, with tea leaves scattered all over the floor.

Some of the Taoists smiled, some looked disdainful, and some were disappointed with the student.

However, Lin Pingzhi just smiled, glanced at the many high-level Taoist priests, sneered a few times, and was extremely contemptuous. Then he jumped up and flew away on a cloud.

Xin Zhen was somewhat confused, thinking that this didn't look like ascension. What on earth had happened?
At this time, an old voice came out from inside, saying, "Come in, little darling."

Xin Zhen: “…”

But Zhang Gongyu had a look of admiration on his face. He straightened his clothes and then walked in actively.

good boy?
Xin Zhen looked at the hundreds of high-level Taoist priests, but none of them looked strange, as if they were already used to it.

Xin Zhen looked at Fang Shirui, and Fang Shirui had the same expression as expected.

Xin Zhen wondered if he had chosen the wrong version when he got up today. This Longhu Mountain... the leader of the righteous path... the junior master of Longhu Mountain... the old Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain... Tsk.

All I can say is that family inheritance is capricious.

(End of this chapter)