Chapter 105 Pah, this is what you call the golden attribute entry?
"Drawing Sword" is about to premiere!
This news was undoubtedly a shot in the arm for Shen Lang.
"Teacher Shen, in half a month, when Zhejiang Satellite TV premieres the show nationwide, the crew invites you to be a mysterious guest. When the time comes, the director wants to thank you in person!"
"Teacher Li, you're welcome. We can skip other programs, but I will definitely go to "Drawing Sword"!"
"Great!"
"A word is settled!"
……
In the early morning of the next day, when Shen Lang was still asleep, suddenly, Lao Lu appeared.
The appearance of Lao Lu means that "Black Gold" has officially been taken off the screen.
"Ding! It's dark and Donkey is here. Donkey Bao has successfully completed his filming mission for "Black Gold"!"
The final box office total was 10.0123 billion yuan. Congratulations to Donkey Bao for winning a generous reward!
Mission Reward: Because this is the host's fifth work, Laolu has specially prepared a big gift for the host! ! ! ! !
Random attributes*2, and there is a high probability of randomly drawing high-level attribute entries!
"Host, please extract the attribute entry..."
"Drawing!"
Shen Lang only felt a flash of light in his mind, and suddenly there was a golden flash.
"What? It's the golden attribute that has never appeared before?"
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the golden attribute entry [Martial Arts Master]*1. This attribute can be upgraded!"
"Attribute transformation of the body..."
Five seconds later...
"Transformation completed, congratulations to the host for obtaining the gold attribute entry [Martial Arts Master] bonus!"
Shen Lang sat up from the bed excitedly.
He bent his forearm, and sure enough, his muscles were bulging and his veins were bulging.
Shen Lang is confident that if a cow stands in front of him, I, Shen, can swallow the cow in one bite!
Strange, according to the routine, within the past five seconds, he had already been cleansed by the old donkey.
But why is there no black, greasy, foul-smelling mud appearing on the surface of the skin?
Isn't this the screen for all systems?
Also, the transformation was completed in just five seconds. This martial arts master... I can't say it's bad, I can only say, isn't it too sloppy?
It doesn’t matter. Shen Lang, with bulging muscles and bulging veins, decided to take action against Wang Zhuo tomorrow morning.
Haha, you boast of your 200-pound physique and you still want to act like Lao Wang in front of righteous knights like me. Tomorrow, you must get rid of this evil for the people!
The turntable in my mind is still spinning, shining brightly.
Shen Lang then remembered that he still had one chance to draw a lottery.
"stop!"
The turntable slowly slowed down.
"Another golden skill!"
"Old Donkey, you know that I, Shen, never ask for help from others. You'd better..."
"say!"
The threat is invalid!
Gray attribute entries.
【Artificial massage】*1.
The ancient massage technique that has been passed down in the mysterious ancient oriental country, lightly tapping the acupoints, will relax the person being massaged physically and mentally, and greatly improve their physical health!
Shen Lang: "...Old Donkey, what massage techniques are there? Please give some examples."
This time, Laolu was very helpful: "I will now give you some examples: scraping the eye sockets, kneading the four white points, electric drilling on the soles of the feet, pelvic maintenance, private C care..."
"..."
"Are you kidding me?"
"Old donkey! If I'm not mistaken, scraping the eye sockets and rubbing the four white points... I don't need you to teach me? I have been rubbing and pressing for twelve years, and my skills are almost as good as those of the masters of the Imperial Palace. Do I need you to teach me?"
Forget it, I'm not in the mood to look at other skills anymore, useless old donkey, the evaluation is complete!
Early the next morning.
Wang Zhuo rushed over in a hurry.
"Brother Lang, why are you in such a hurry? What's the matter?"
"Hehe! I've been fed up with you, this fat, perverted thief, for a long time. Let's test our skills today!"
"Are you still asleep?" "Hey! Stop talking nonsense, let's follow the rules of the martial arts world. You and I will each move a stool and sit down face to face to test each other's strength. Do you dare?"
"Brother Lang, it's okay to try, but I'm not a martial artist!"
"Stop talking nonsense and sit down!"
Both parties sat down, and Shen Lang saluted with his fists: "Shen Lang from the Donkey Sect!"
"...Military boxing champion Zhuo!"
"Let's get started! Hey ha..."
"Fuck! Help me up..."
Wang Zhuo looked at Shen Lang lying on the ground with a confused look on his face: "Brother Lang? Don't dare to learn from those bad artists. It's illegal to get involved in those things!"
"Fuck! My waist! You bastard, they are all fake, fake!"
Wang Zhuo: “…”
Shen Lang was injured.
Gu Jialan sat beside his bed and said with a dark face: "As a middle-aged man, when will you stop being so childish?"
"No, I just learned a set of massage techniques called eye socket scraping. Boss, what's with that expression? ... Hey? You don't believe me...?"
Gu Jialan glared at him unhappily and said, "Just now when you were asleep, Director Hong, the deputy director of the Spring Festival Gala, called and said that there would be a meeting this afternoon to discuss the roles."
"How can you participate if you are in such a mess?"
what?
The director team of "Spring Festival Gala" finally held a meeting, and Shen Lang thought that the matter had come to nothing!
After such a long time, there was no movement at all, and Peng Mo and the others didn't even call...
"Jingle Bell!"
"Teacher Shen, I'm Peng Mo..."
Haha, you are here to piss me off today, Shen Lang, right?
"Did you get the message? Are you home? I'll be there soon!"
……
"Boss Gu, just rest assured that you will leave Teacher Shen to me!"
"Okay, then I'll leave it to Director Peng!"
"Hey! Why are you being so polite? Shen Lang and I are brothers. So, I should call Ms. Gu sister-in-law!"
Gu Jialan and Shen Lang, the two parties involved, were stunned when they heard this.
"No, Peng Mo, what nonsense are you talking about?" Shen Lang was anxious.
Peng Mo winked at him and said, "I saw it when I first walked in!"
"You see something!"
"Hahaha, I didn't see it, I didn't see it, is that okay? Just get in the car..."
"I..." Bang, the car door blocked out Shen Lang's voice.
Peng Mo turned to the red-faced Gu Jialan and said, "Boss Gu, let's go now. You two are not young anymore, so hurry up!"
Peng Mo smiled as he walked to the front of the car, turned around and clenched his fist: "Come on..."
Gu Jialan: “…”
As soon as he got in the car, Shen Lang cursed: "Peng Mo, that's my boss, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Peng Mo chuckled, looked at Shen Lang in the rearview mirror and said, "Have you ever seen a boss let her employees rest their heads on her arms and feed them meals with her own hands?"
Shen Lang: "...I am disabled and my boss said, have pity on me!"
"Haha, if I hurt my back someday, I'll ask Mr. Gu to pity me!"
"roll!"
"Look, look, you're anxious! You're jealous! You exposed yourself in just a small experiment!"
When Shen Lang heard this, he couldn't help but think of the scene just now.
"Just lie down. You're going to have an important meeting soon. How can you not eat enough?"
"I, I'll feed you..."
The boss smells so good!
The thing you are resting your head on, is that black stockings? I am just nervous, my mind is all messy, sorry, I have embarrassed my male compatriots again!
(End of this chapter)