Chapter 120 Shen Lang's eunuch, tsk tsk
Shen Lang, who had just rushed into the toilet, bolted the cubicle door immediately.
Take off your pants, bow your head...
"Oh...it's okay!" Shen Lang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead!
Just then, his cell phone rang.
"Dad, I miss you so much!" The fairy called to check on him.
But at this time...
"Wake up, wake up..."
It's over!
"Is Dad listening?"
"Mom, I have something urgent to do. Let's talk later!"
After hanging up the phone in a hurry, Shen Lang roared: "Old donkey, get the hell out of here!"
The old donkey's voice came slowly: "Don't worry, Donkey is just reacting to the stress after binding with the "Sunflower Manual", a martial arts unique...unique skill. Ten hours later, the skill will automatically fade away, and Donkey will be able to rebuild... and become a human being!"
So that's how it is. Shen Lang wiped the sweat from his forehead.
A ten-hour cooling period after using it once...a cooling-off period, doesn’t seem unacceptable.
No, doesn’t the reward for “The Book of the Sword of Exorcism” say that it will hurt?
Wouldn’t the upgraded version of “Sunflower Manual” have Yue Buqun?
Shen Lang asked Lao Lu with doubts.
The old donkey said as a matter of course: "Donkey treasure, you said it was an upgraded version, the most cutting-edge technology! Painless human bull!"
"..."
Awesome! I want to see what’s so awesome about it.
Shen Lang pointed his finger at the sewer unclogging advertisement "Pipeline Clearance" on the cubicle door.
"Oh my god! It hurts..."
……
Shen Lang left the bathroom cursing.
Just after he left, a hole suddenly appeared in the thin board between the four characters [管通通爽] on the cubicle door that he had just poked with his finger, leaving only the two characters [管爽]
……
When Shen Lang just returned to Xu Ke's office and just sat down, Xu Ke looked at Shen Lang with curiosity.
"I always feel that there is a chill in Teacher Shen..."
"Director Xu, did you feel it too? I also felt that Teacher Shen went to the bathroom, and after coming back, she became, uh, feminine!"
Shen Lang wiped the sweat from his forehead and forced a smile, "I practiced in front of the mirror in the bathroom to get used to the role of a eunuch in advance."
Xu Ke slapped his thigh and said, "Yes, it's this high-pitched sound. Teacher Shen, you're even imitating the eunuch's voice?"
Shen Lang was startled, and quickly cleared his throat, returning to his normal speaking voice: "Haha, in advance, adapt in advance!"
Xu Ke turned to Li Huimin and said, "I think Teacher Shen is in good shape. How about trying out the play today?"
"Okay, I'll arrange it right away!"
When auditioning, you should naturally test the areas that the director cares about most.
Now, everyone has no doubts about Shen Lang's acting skills, but some people are skeptical about whether Shen Lang, who is participating in a martial arts film for the first time, can play the role of a martial arts master well.
Therefore, the role that Li Huimin arranged for Shen Lang was that Cao Shaoqin brought everyone from the East Factory to follow Yang Yuxuan's children, trying to use them to lure out Zhou Huaian.
Sure enough, a mysterious man dressed as Zhou Huaian appeared, exchanged a few moves with Cao Shaoqin, and then retreated safely under the siege of several big bosses of the East Factory.
In this clip, the image of Cao Shaoqin, a eunuch with superb martial arts skills, deep scheming and the ability to remain calm in the face of difficulties, is vividly described.
Xu Ke and Li Huimin both believed that as long as Shen Lang could perform this scene well, his role as Cao Shaoqin would be completely confirmed and he could sign the contract.
Because the filming hasn't started yet and the exterior scenes are still being built, the audition can only take place in a studio with wirework.
Anyway, it's just to test the actors' abilities and it's not real filming, so keep everything simple.
To be honest, Shen Lang is still very panicked.
On the one hand, he was worried about what would happen if his python fell into a deep sleep after ten hours.
Another worry is that this is my first time shooting a martial arts film, and I don’t understand many of the rules. For a character like Wang Xiansheng, there’s no need to be hung by wires and run around naked, so…
"Teacher Shen, don't be nervous. Look, there's sweat on your forehead!"
"Haha, I'm not nervous. If you don't believe me, listen to me sing a song. There are many accidents in small cities..." "…………"
After ten minutes or so, everything was ready.
The actor who plays the mysterious heroine Qiu Moyan has not been decided yet, so they had to find a burly man temporarily.
Shen Lang was also wearing casual clothes, without even any makeup, and he sat on a chair surrounded by a group of staff members who played the role of eunuchs.
Just as he sat down, suddenly, a bright light appeared in his mind.
Shen Lang was startled and checked quickly.
Just at this moment, the three attribute entries in his mind flashed simultaneously.
【Intermediate villain acting】…
[Sunflower Manual]...
【Martial Arts Master】……
What? It turns out that the use of the golden-attribute martial arts master is... a martial arts master on the set.
Special!
Shen Lang wanted to cry, a martial arts master on the set, plus a Sunflower Manual that only had the effect of a sleeping python.
This audition... feels a bit suspenseful.
"Sir, Zhou Huaian has not appeared yet."
The extras have already started to perform.
Shen Lang suddenly felt that he had entered the state instantly.
His eyes suddenly became fierce. He took out a tissue from his trouser pocket and used it as a handkerchief, and pressed it seductively on the corner of his mouth.
Xu Ke and Li Huimin felt their scalps tingling when they saw this scene.
"so amazing!"
"Is this Shen Lang's acting skills?"
"Shen Lang is a eunuch, Shen Lang is definitely a eunuch. No, what I mean is, Shen Lang looks too much like a eunuch, exactly like a eunuch!" Li Huimin was already incoherent.
Shen Lang's expression remained unchanged, his eyes still looking down: "Zhou Huaian is Yang Yuxuan's favorite general. We use these two little ones as bait, so we are not afraid that he won't take the bait!"
After saying that, he picked up a book, rolled it up into the shape of a monocular telescope and placed it on his left eye.
Throughout the whole process, he spoke sharply and femininely, but slowly and methodically, which not only showed the insidiousness of the villain eunuch, but also revealed the image of the aloof supervisor of the East Factory.
"Okay! Teacher Shen, get ready. The fighting scene will begin soon! Wire artist, get ready! Prop master, tell Teacher Shen what to pay attention to!"
five minutes later.
A man descended from the sky and flew towards Shen Lang using [Qing Kung].
He stabbed out with his sword.
Shen Lang only felt the two attributes of martial arts master and sunflower manual flashing in his mind.
As this was his first time filming a martial arts scene, he was surprisingly calm at this moment.
He didn't even need to look at the direction where the sword was coming from, his eyes were still fixed forward.
Xu Ke and Li Huimin were stunned when they saw this scene. This...
"Teacher Shen, look at the sword!"
"It's over, it's over, Teacher Shen is going to get hurt! Is this the first time Teacher Shen is filming a scene like this? Is she dumbfounded?"
But just when the two thought something was going to happen, in a flash, Shen Lang, who had been staring straight ahead without looking at the direction of the sword, suddenly extended two fingers.
Everyone in the audience was stunned.
Shen Lang's two fingers just happened to clamp the long sword that was stabbed at him by the extras.
Shen Lang's nose twitched slightly, "Bang"...
The sword suddenly broke into several pieces.
The silver sword was flying in the air...
This scene!!!!
So handsome!
(End of this chapter)