Chapter 140: Ex-husband Shen Lang's Spring Festival Gala Debut
More than an hour later, Shen Teng's sketch "Today's Happiness" began.

The host said with a very official smile: "Please enjoy Shen Teng and Mary's skit, 'Today's Happiness'!"

Shen Lang, who was sitting on the sofa and preparing to give everyone a surprise, was stunned.

No, doesn’t my ex-husband’s brother have a name?
What do you mean?
Did you just expose me and Shen Teng’s wife?
At this moment, the picture on TV switched, and the program name and actor names appeared at the bottom of the screen.

Shen Lang's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Look, my name is at the bottom."

Who knows the names of the programs of the Spring Festival Gala and who will go to watch it?

This is the same thing as the plot of a porn movie. If you can fast forward it, no one will care.

I missed the opportunity to show off again.

Shen Lang didn't install it, but Shen Ze installed it first.

"Shen Teng, I've met him before. He wasn't as famous as he is now. He was very polite to me. He invited me to dinner several times but I didn't go. What would I do if I went? He asked me for a script. I'm busy with the big screen. Who has time to write a skit for him?"

Everyone: "..."

Even his uncle and aunt couldn't help him out, so everyone could only choose to remain silent."

"But... to be honest, I think Shen Teng is an actor with relatively good comedic talent. Although I'm very busy, I'll still find time to write a script for him next time!" He said with a reluctant look on his face.

"Xiao Yuan, when you marry into our family, don't chase after celebrities or anything like that. Look at Shen Lang, he may be a bit famous outside, but when he's at home, he still has to wash the dishes!"

"My family is full of directors and screenwriters, and we have seen too many celebrities... In today's words, we have mastered the upstream industry. Shen Lang and others are our inferiors!"

You are so fucking vulgar!

Damn, you’re never going to stop showing off, are you?
Yuan Xiaoyuan couldn't wait any longer. The girl was about to cover her face with her hands. She stood up and said awkwardly, "It's getting late. I'll leave first!"

"Leave now? No!"

"Yes, Xiaoyuan, ask Xiaoze to take you home after watching the Spring Festival Gala!"

"No, no, Auntie!"

Except for Shen Ze's family, no one else wants this girl to be delayed by Shen Ze.

But since they were guests, Wu Mei tried to persuade them to stay, saying, "Xiaoyuan, play for a while longer. I'll make some dumplings for you to take back and cook for you tomorrow morning!"

"Auntie, really..."

"You're welcome. After you watch this skit, Auntie will be able to wrap it up! Just sit down and wait for a moment!"

After Wu Mei finished speaking, she hurried to the kitchen to busy herself.

The skit has begun.

Boss: "Hao Jian, look at this time, shouldn't we both go to bed?"

Hao Jian: "When did this happen? When did we ever sleep together?"

Boss: "Let me be frank. I won't keep you here tonight."

Hao Jian: "Did you ever keep me here that night?"

Looking at Hao Jian's awkward look on TV, Shen Ze, who had just been pretending to be cool, laughed so hard that the water in his mouth sprayed out.

Where is the reservedness of people in the upstream industry?

It must be said that Peng Mo is really talented. He used the premise of Hao Jian's wife's phone monitoring to create conflicts on the scene, and this conflict will not be interrupted immediately, so that hilarious scenes continue to appear one after another.

"Who are you holding the door open for? It's me, Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience!"

"What? I can't hear (the sound of running water)... I'm taking a shower. Come over here and tell me!"

"I'm not going to go over there yet, okay?"

"You really know how to hurry up. I just washed the dates..."

……

"Hahahaha!" Shen Ze laughed heartily again.

What the hell, what does your smile mean?
Zhen Xiaoling used a pun and you scolded her for using a bad pun.

What's wrong? When you came to Shen Teng, you laughed so hard again. Aren't you a bit hypocritical? You hypocritical dog!
"This screenwriter is talented, haha! It turns out that he is washing the dates!"...

"Hao Jian, look, at this time normally, shouldn't we all be asleep?"

"When did this happen? When did we ever sleep together?"

"I'll be frank with you. I won't keep you here tonight!"

"Have you ever kept me here? No, boss, why are you talking so loudly today? I want you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between us?"

"Hao Jian, if you really don't want to leave, then wait until my ex-husband is gone and then come back, okay?"

……

Seeing this, the young aunt laughed and said, "If the ex-husband of this female boss saw Shen Teng here, I don't know how funny it would be!"

"Haha, mom, you don't understand this. This requires comedic conflict, which is a required course for us screenwriters!"

"This skit is going to be a big hit! The actors who participated in it will definitely be famous for a while after the Spring Festival. Apart from others, even Hao Jian's wife will probably have a few dramas to film!"

"Of course. Shen Teng's skits have been very popular in the past two years. I think Shen Teng and his group will soon become popular! I will give him a call and arrange a meal with him! Xiaoyuan, do you want Shen Teng's autograph?"

"Don't talk, look, the female boss's ex-husband is here!"

At this moment, on TV, the ex-husband played by Shen Lang walked sideways into the screen.

"Hey, did you notice that this ex-husband looks a little familiar?" The aunt adjusted her reading glasses and moved closer to identify him carefully.

"Yeah, he looks so familiar. Is he an artist under our company? How come I don't know about this?" Shen Ze frowned.

"Knock knock knock..." There was a knock on the door.

The door opened, music started, and my ex-husband walked into the room with his hands behind his back.

The moment he walked into the door, everyone turned to Shen Lang with surprise.

Shen Lang shrugged and laughed awkwardly: "The screenwriter of the sketch is my buddy!"

Yuan Xiaoyuan said in surprise: "Brother Shen, you are on the Spring Festival Gala!"

Shen Lang smiled at the girl and said, "Help a friend."

Who doesn't know how to act cool? When I was acting cool, Shen Ze was still a cell.

On TV, Shen Lang ran to the painting of the green hat and sighed, "Have you replaced them all with new ones?"

"Yeah, what else would I use it for? Didn't I ask you to move out when we divorced?"

"is it?"

"Old Gao, have you forgotten? When you left, I and the load-bearing wall were the only ones left in the house!"

……

"Hahahaha!"

"so funny!"

The eldest aunt covered her belly and said to Shen Lang, "Good of you, Shen Lang. You were on the Spring Festival Gala but you didn't tell us. Hahahaha!"

Shen Lang laughed and said, "I'm not a main actor, and I didn't even announce the scenes. If I say that, I'll be suspected of pretending..."

After saying that, he looked at Shen Ze meaningfully.

Damn it. Shen Lang, what do you think I mean?
Besides, what are you so proud of, Shen Lang? Didn't you just perform a crappy skit?
So what if you are successful in your career?
Whether on TV or in real life, aren’t you the “ex-husband”?

You are forty years old, so you should stay single for the rest of your life.

"Ding Dong!" Just then, the doorbell of the courtyard rang.

"Who's coming at this time?" Wu Mei wiped her hands and hurried out of the kitchen to open the door.

After a while, everyone heard Wu Mei's surprised voice coming from the yard: "Boss Gu, why are you here? Come in and sit down. Oh, you brought so many things. You are so polite!"

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