Chapter 148 Schrödinger's Fan Box
After seeing Yuan Xiaoyuan off, Shen Lang returned home under Shen Ze's resentful gaze.
As soon as he entered the room, he couldn't wait to check the prizes from today's roulette wheel draw.
Shen Lang's consciousness had just entered the sea of consciousness, but he did not expect that the sea of consciousness was empty.
"Old Donkey, where is my New Year's present?"
It's impossible that the reward was automatically cancelled because I didn't claim it immediately, right?
"The New Year's lucky draw prize is a golden physical prize... Schrödinger's fan box!"
"A physical reward? So, where's the box?"
Shen Lang searched his pockets and unexpectedly found a box in his trouser pocket that was larger than the fire box.
When the box was taken out, there was a halo of light flowing on the box. On each of the two square faces, there was something similar to an opening mechanism.
"Brother Donkey, how do you use this thing?"
"Schrödinger's Fan Box is a tool that uses fan points to buy movie opportunities!"
"The opportunity to act in a movie? With fan points?" Shen Lang was stunned. "What kind of movies can I act in?"
"In theory, I can take on any film!"
Shen Lang was stunned when he heard this. Doesn't that mean foreign films are also acceptable?
"How many fans am I worth!"
"Starting from the time you discovered the box, your current fan value = 230085."
There are still zeros and integers, but my new film was released, and there was also a Spring Festival Gala skit. What? I only have so few fans? This is not my reputation!
"Fans are divided into brainless fans, black fans, die-hard fans, pseudo-rational fans, and passerby fans... Among them, only die-hard fans can gain fan value!"
More than 200,000 fans are not a small number. It can at least buy you the opportunity to shoot 20 movies, right?
Let’s test it with a little fan value first.
"Old Donkey, can I get a chance to act in a movie by spending some of my fan points?"
Old Donkey: “Sure!”
Damn it...
I'm rich now, I have 200,000 movies, I can't finish them even if I bury myself in the earth!
"Exchange for a little fan value!"
"Donkey Bao spends some of his fan points to exchange for a chance to act in a movie! Are you sure you want to exchange?"
"Sure!"
A magical scene happened!
Schrödinger's fan box, the halo on the surface suddenly became brighter.
After more than ten seconds, the dazzling light slowly subsided.
A green smashed tomato card popped out from the opening mechanism on the side of the box.
"Fuck, the rotten tomatoes in the Rotten Tomatoes index..."
Shen Lang was numb.
The Rotten Tomatoes index is a rating of a film based on the opinions of hundreds of film and television critics.
When more than 60% of the reviews for a movie or TV show are positive, it will first be a red tomato to indicate its freshness.
On the contrary, there will be green tomatoes first, and the degree of smashing of the green tomatoes will show how garbage the work is.
On the card that Shen Lang redeemed with a little fan value...
Green juice splashed everywhere. If it weren't for the tomato stem, Shen Lang would have thought it was a pool of green ketchup. Damn, how bad could a movie that was exchanged for this little bit of fan value be?
Just then, his cell phone rang.
"Hello, who are you?"
"Is that Uncle Shen Lang?" The voice was so childish that one could tell it was from a little kid.
"Hello little friend, what can I do for you?"
"My dream is to be a director. I want to ask you to make a movie called "Xiaomingzha School, the Teacher Doesn't Know"!"
"Kid, before I call the police, lie down and go to sleep!"
What the hell...
Two hundred thousand copies of "Xiao Mingzha School, the Teacher Doesn't Know", Shen Lang, the principal, dean of studies and the public enemy of the teachers, makes people shudder just thinking about it.
and so……
It is definitely impossible to have a good movie without any lottery!
Then let's go all in...
"Old Donkey, use all my fan points to exchange for movie shooting opportunities!" "Donkey treasure consumes 230084 fan points to exchange for movie shooting opportunities! Confirm to exchange?"
"Sure!"
Still a halo flash!
The card that popped out of the box this time was...
"Red tomatoes!"
"Yes!" Shen Lang clenched his fist and trembled with excitement.
More than 200,000 yuan, finally gave me a good thing!
"Jingle Bell……"
He is coming, he is coming, he is coming with the chance to become famous!
With excitement in his heart, Shen Lang pressed the answer button with trembling hands.
"Moshimoshi, Shen Sang, I'm Muranishi Toru!"
"West end of the village? What the hell?"
The other party spoke in broken Chinese on the phone: "I have watched many of Shen Sang's movies, and I think Shen Sang has the potential to make A-level movies. Now there is a movie called "The Widow is Debtorted..."
Breath, shiver, cold...
Two hundred thousand dollars, and this is the kind of movie I get?
Damn it!
The other end of the phone waited for a long time without Shen Lang's reply: "Mo Xi Mo Xi? Shen Sang, are you still listening?"
"Goodbye, Director Cunxitou!"
"Shen Sang, the cost of appearing on camera is very high!"
"Shen Sang, I can wear your Batman mask!"
"Shen Sang, don't hang up, we can still find San Shang to talk to you...beep beep beep..."
……
shit!
The idea that if you try hard, a bicycle can turn into a motorcycle is just a lie from fairy tales.
Two hundred thousand fans worth it...
Shen Lang finally discovered that this thing was a bottomless pit.
The opportunities you get will vary depending on how much fan value you invest.
Moreover, the Rotten Tomatoes index of a movie is random.
In other words, if you want to get a good script shooting opportunity, the fan value you invest must be high.
But this is not absolute.
For example, if you invest one million fans, you may get a big production in return, but a big production is not necessarily a successful movie.
Think about the Joker Sith, how much fan value does it take to redeem this?
No wonder it’s called Schrodinger’s fan box.
Everything is unknown!
……
After being fooled by Schrödinger, Shen Lang couldn't sleep at all.
Open your phone and watch videos.
The first one: "Ah! Shen Lang, it's Shen Lang, capture Shen Lang alive!"
The video was shaking, and a group of people were rushing towards the elevator.
Um… Isn’t this the scene where he was surrounded by fans just now? It has been uploaded to the Internet so quickly?
There are indeed no secrets under big data. It’s all my fault for searching the keyword [Shen Lang] every day... Well, I have associated these with myself.
Open comments.
[Sending a courier under Big Ben]: Shen Lang is such a show-off, he actually went to watch his own movie secretly and was caught by fans on the spot, what a social bummer, haha!
【Snowball Heading North】: Brother Lang looks quite friendly, and he is also so handsome from a passerby's perspective! Is the movie good? I will go to see it after I finish my New Year greetings in the morning!
[The Pillow Book Borer]: I was on the scene of capturing the factory master today. In the end, the factory master gave me a handkerchief. Although it was not the one used for pressing lips in the movie, it still had the scent of the factory master's perfume on it!
Comment: Resell? Bro, I'll buy it for a high price!
Comment: Is the factory manager’s handkerchief sexy?
Comment: I will pay one dollar for the factory manager’s handkerchief, no more!
(End of this chapter)