Chapter 156 I castrated him on the spot

What the hell?

Shen Lang cursed, but his body twisted uncontrollably to the rhythm.

"Swords rise up to fight for grudges in the rivers and lakes, and sleeves wave to cover the famous moon;
The west wind blows the leaves and flowers fall, and I can’t sleep under my sword;
You are a passer-by in the mountains and rivers, but you always sigh and feel sad about parting..."

Flip the flower hands, one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four...

Don't stop the leg movements, very good, twist them up, and resist the baby...

Three minutes later, Shen Lang regained control of his body.

"You are such a cutie, such a cutie... Old donkey, what the hell is this plane!"

"A song called "A Smile in the Rivers and Lakes" has become popular all over the world. The tune is catchy and the movements are smooth. If you want to live an extraordinary life, dance to the "Exercise Three"!"

Shen Lang: "..."

Shen Lang has discovered that, although the use of fan points is quite cost-effective, we are not in a position where we cannot afford to go all in!
"659801, old donkey, give me the script! If you get Rotten Tomatoes again, you will be classified as a "slaughterer of a pig and a donkey"!"

Old Donkey: “…”

Shen Lang took out the box, and sure enough, Pandora began to flash again.

With more than 600,000 yuan, and if there comes another director of a special film, Shen Lang will decide to save up 10 million to do something big. It's such a rip-off.

As the light gradually faded and finally stopped, Shen Lang saw that the card spit out by the box was actually a red tomato, not the green color of a rotten tomato.

"I'm coming!"

Shen Lang held the card in his palm, threatened Lao Lu, and finally opened his palm.

When he turned the card over...

A wave of dizziness came over me.

What the hell!

"Charlotte's Troubles"!
Check out the introduction:
The wedding of Qiuya, the former school beauty, is being held grandly. Xia Luo, who had a crush on Qiuya during his student days, feels jealous when he looks at his old classmates who are successful in their careers. He makes a scene at the wedding while drunk and even causes his wife Ma Dongmei to lose her temper on the spot.

After causing a scene at the wedding, he fell asleep on the toilet in the hotel bathroom.

In his dream, he returned to high school...

After reading the introduction, Shen Lang knew that this was right. This was the big screen work that made Actor Shen from Happy Twist famous in his previous life.

After this movie, all the works of Mr. Shen have been box office winners...

At this moment, countless words suddenly flooded into Shen Lang's mind.

Five minutes later, he was surprised to find that the script of the movie "Charlotte's Troubles" had been [copied] into his mind!

"Amazing, old donkey! You did a good job this time! I'll spare your life for now!"

Shen Lang was about to push the door open with a smile on his face when his hand suddenly stopped in mid-air...

cross?

Isn't what Penguin Pictures wants scripts about time travel?
This... this, this...

Old Donkey, I'll go out tonight and weigh two pounds of Cynomorium songaricum and Epimedium for you to grind into powder and drink it as a reward!
……

Just as Shen Lang was about to push the door open to leave, Peng Mo knocked on the door and said, "Brother Lang! Mr. Gu is leaving!"

"Gu Jialan is leaving?" Shen Lang quickly opened the door and asked, "The boss is leaving? Why?"

Peng Mo gave him a look: "It's all because of you. You took so long to go to the toilet. I almost thought you fell down!"

After that, he whispered, "We don't even have a script. Zhang Yimou invited you, but you won't go?"

Shen Lang also whispered: "I don't want to go!"

"I tell everyone I meet that Shen Lang is a very nice guy who always stands by his brothers! You didn't let me down!"

"Go, go, go..." Shen Lang walked into the living room and saw Gu Jialan changing his shoes.

"Ahem, Mr. Gu, why are you leaving? We are discussing the script here, don't you want to listen?"

Gu Jialan rolled his eyes at him: "There's not even a story outline yet, why should I sit here and listen? Listen to you guys..."

Having said that, she probably didn't say the following words to save everyone's face.

Shen Lang became unhappy when he heard this.

"Story outline? Do you need to think about this? It's just a matter of seconds."

Gu Jialan was stunned when he heard this..., then lowered his head and put on his shoes...

Shen Lang became anxious upon seeing this, and quickly squatted down, holding the boss's round calf with one hand, and helping her take off her shoes with the other hand!

Shen Lang swore to heaven that he did not intentionally take advantage of his boss, otherwise the hot pot soup would overflow!
Mary, who was sending Gu Jialan off, suddenly panicked and said, "The fire is too big, the soup is overflowing!"

The three of them hurriedly went to the table.

Gu Jialan's calf was held by Shen Lang, and she whispered shyly: "Put it down quickly!"

Let go? It's impossible to let go. Today, the boss is wearing black stockings, which feel just like the ones in the third grade of the test. It's so smooth. Damn, why do I think of that thing again?
Shen Lang looked like a middle-aged housewife, while Gu Jialan looked like a female president who had just returned home after a busy day!

That service, that thoughtfulness, that ability to live off his wife, if he ever fails, this will ensure that he will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life!

When Gu Jialan was pulled by Shen Lang to sit down again, the people around her pretended not to see her blushing face.

"Haha, this little rental house is quite lively!"

“Haha, yes, yes!”

"What did I say just now? Oh, right, script, script, let's discuss what kind of time travel we should discuss? How about traveling to the Jingtai period of the Ming Dynasty? If modern people travel back to the Dragon Gate Inn, they can still get some attention!"

……

Peng Mo said, "Brother Lang, what do you think?"

I said? I already have the script, what am I saying?
But isn’t it a bit unreasonable to take it out all at once?

So I said, "Travel through time must be to make up for regrets! Let me ask you, do you have any regrets?"

"Yes, if I had studied physics seriously, I could help the country build nuclear bombs, develop controlled nuclear fusion, and help China stand tall among the nations of the world!!!"

Everyone looked at Shen Teng in a daze. Damn, I didn’t realize you had such great ambitions!

"I have regrets too!" Mary applied to speak. "There was a boy in our class who liked me, but I was still immature and only treated him as a buddy!"

Shen Lang slapped his thigh and said, "Isn't it here? If you were that boy, in a dream many years later, wouldn't you want to go back to school and boldly confess your love to Mary? Regardless of whether it succeeds or not, at least there will be no regrets!"

"Yes!"

“This is quite interesting!”

Peng Mo raised his hand and said: "I have one. If I could go back 20 years, I would copy the script of New Dragon Inn. Now I am also famous!"

Shen Lang gave a thumbs up, you are worthy of it!
Everyone's eyes turned to Gu Jialan.

Gu Jialan, who is usually calm and intellectual, was suddenly a little flustered by everyone's gaze.

"I, I, I'm just like Mary!"

Everyone exclaimed in surprise at the same time.

"Ah! Mr. Gu actually has regrets that he wants to confess!"

"Who is it? That man is so lucky!"

"I never expected it. If that person knew he had missed the goddess, he would regret it to death!"

Shen Lang: "Fuck, tell me who that guy is! I'll [castrate] him on the spot. Damn, you bastard, you want to steal my woman!"

(End of this chapter)