Chapter 167 This is an era where appearance matters
In the parking lot.

Gu Jialan personally helped Shen Lang put on a mask.

"Hiss, be gentle!" Shen Lang touched his face and took a breath!
"Hmph! You deserve it!" Gu Jialan glared at Shen Lang who was sitting in the passenger seat.

Shen Lang said angrily: "Boss, do you feel guilty for saying this? I gave you a massage out of good intentions, and this is how you treat your employees who care about you and are considerate of you?"

"But..." Gu Jialan blushed, "But your hands are not honest!"

Speaking of this, Shen Lang felt extremely aggrieved.

"Boss, don't say that. Who do you think I am?"

"Below your collarbone, um, above some key parts, here, right here, here!"

At this point, Shen Lang pointed to a spot below the collarbone and said, "This is called Xiongxiang Point! Pressing and rubbing this point can effectively relieve your chest and back pain from sitting for a long time!"

"Really?" Gu Jialan looked at Shen Lang suspiciously.

Shen Lang folded his arms angrily and said, "If you don't believe me, go check it out!"

Gu Jialan actually opened his phone to check.

"Xiongxiang acupoint, massaging this acupoint can relieve symptoms such as cough, chest and back pain, and insufficient breast milk."

"..."

This is a difficult problem. I have to rule out the cough first, as I don’t have this problem.

Is it chest and back pain or...

Looking at Shen Lang's aggrieved look.

Could it be? Maybe? Unexpectedly? Maybe? Was he really doing this to relieve the pain in his chest and back?

Thinking of this, Gu Jialan's eyes wandered: "Okay, who told you to come in without telling me in advance? I saw a man's hand..., how could I not be shocked?"

"Hmph!" Shen Lang continued to be arrogant!

"I invite you to dinner!"

"Haha! Apologize!"

"sorry!"

"That's more like it!" Shen Lang has never been a person who cares about things. "I just feel sorry for you! You actually think I'm that kind of person!"

"I've already apologized, but let me be honest, who did you learn this massage technique from? It's so comfortable!" Gu Jialan asked with interest.

Shen Lang smiled mysteriously and said, "It's a family tradition. However, Boss, your situation is a bit serious!"

"Sitting for long periods of time at work can easily cause back pain, which is very serious!"

Gu Jialan was anxious when he heard this: "Then, how can we alleviate it?"

"First of all, you have to take a break. When you're working, stand up and exercise more often!"

"Mmmmmmm!"

"Then combine it with my massage, select the Xiongxiang, Lingxu, Shenfeng, Rugen, and Tianxi acupoints, and knead and press them!"

Gu Jialan looked at Shen Lang suspiciously.

Seeing the boss's look, Shen Lang became anxious: "Look, look, it was the same look just now, if you don't believe me..."

"Okay, okay, I believe you. Go ahead. I'll treat you to dinner after the movie."

"Then can I go home with you and give you a massage after dinner?"

……

"Some people lack iron, some lack calcium, and what I lack is... face!"

The movie begins with a narration by Shen Teng.

It has to be said that Shen Teng’s voice has its own comedic effect and is very recognizable.

As soon as this voice came out, the entire theater was filled with laughter.

The audience present here may not know anything yet, but for the next hour and forty-two minutes, they will be laughing from beginning to end. They won’t have to wait too long for the first laugh at the beginning...

A door decorated with flowers slowly opened, and a white Maserati drove into the wedding estate.

The parking guard gestured for the Maserati to stop...

The Maserati seemed to have seen nothing and continued to drive forward. When it arrived at the gate of the wedding venue, the concierge smiled and extended his hand to invite the people in the car to get out.

But Maserati still didn't stop!
In this way, the Maserati circled the manor three times, confusing the security guards and concierge.

"Brother-in-law, that's enough. I have to go back quickly! My girlfriend is turning 60 today and she didn't even know I drove out!"

As soon as the driver finished speaking, a burst of laughter broke out in the screening room.

What a twist, it turns out this person is a gigolo!
"Drive slower, let's go around two more times!" Shen Teng finally appeared in the camera!
His hairstyle was extremely coquettish, completely subverting the image of a small figure on the Spring Festival Gala.

At this time, Zhang Yang and a group of old classmates walked out from the main entrance of the banquet hall.

Shen Teng tilted his head in the car and saw this scene, and immediately said, "Stop, stop, stop!"

When Charlotte got out of the car under the disdainful gaze of his brother-in-law, Zhang Yang and others were pleasantly surprised and astonished: “Charlotte! You are doing well!”

Dashachun said: "I was just wondering who was spinning around here so many times just now!"

"Hahaha……"

Laughter broke out everywhere, it was so real! It was exactly like what equipment failure looks like in real life.

In the picture, Shen Teng smiled elegantly and said, "Long time no see!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the screening room burst into laughter.

It turned out that when Charlotte was showing off, her brother-in-law accidentally caught Charlotte's clothes in the car door.

After the car started, Charlotte, who had just looked like a successful person, was immediately taken away by the car.

"Ah, ah, ah, my brother-in-law...you little bastard..."

"Hahahaha!"

"I laughed my ass off!"

"This screenwriter is so talented and so realistic. I also had my clothes caught in my dad's car before!"

"The movie has only started for a few minutes and I'm already laughing so hard, hahahaha!"

Looking at everyone's reactions, Shen Lang turned to Gu Jialan and said, "Boss, everyone says you write a good script!"

Gu Jialan came close to Shen Lang and whispered, "Don't think I don't know. You've already thought of the script, and you've just been trying to trick me into saying it!"

Shen Lang pretended to be surprised and said, "You, I...I didn't, why would I do this?"

Gu Jialan smiled slightly: "I don't know why you do this!"

Humph, you are pretending to be ignorant when you know the truth. I, Shen Lang, thought I had you in control the whole time, but I didn’t expect that you were deliberately letting me control you and taking advantage of me.

Women nowadays are amazing, each one is smarter than the other.

If this continues, won't my dream of retiring early and spending the rest of my life with a group of young and beautiful caregivers mean I will be checked on every day?

Collapsed!
The dream collapsed!
However, the [intrigues] with the boss are quite interesting and fun.

The movie continued, and laughter echoed in the theater every ten seconds or so.

Finally, Zhang Yang pointed at Charlotte's dress full of feathers and said, "Yuan Hua, can you improvise a poem based on Charlotte's outfit?"

The scene switched, and Shen Lang in the camera was wearing a blue suit, a black shirt, and his hairstyle looked youthful and refreshing.

The female audiences in the screening room exclaimed: "Shen Lang? Is this Shen Lang? So handsome!"

"I didn't expect Shen Lang to be so handsome when he dresses up?"

"Love it, love it. Just for his looks, I'm his fan!"

……

Shen Lang listened to the whispers around him and quickly checked the fan value in his mind.

Damn, this is indeed an era where people make a living by their looks. At this moment, his fan count is jumping like crazy.

Why the hell is he playing a villain?

Isn’t the young and handsome character attractive?

Just as Shen Lang was enjoying himself, an annoying voice of an old man came from behind him: "(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~, he is pretending to be young at his age, formal clothes can help him cover up, but I heard that he is still playing a high school student? Look, when he puts on the school uniform, he returns to his original form! Do you know what is disobedience?"

(End of this chapter)