Chapter 275 Clean and hygienic

"Pandora's Box disk partition? What the hell is that?"

Lao Donkey: "If you think of Pandora's Box as a computer, then proper partitioning can give you a good user experience!"

"Let me give you an example first! Donkey!"

Lao Lu said: "The original attribute of this disk partition skill is a function that only appears when it has a gold attribute entry."

"But because of an error in the system, the [Mende Halo] originally awarded to you was changed to [Ten Seconds Kiss Goodbye]. Therefore, as compensation, the system has downgraded the [Disk Partition] ability, which was originally a gold attribute entry, to a gray attribute entry! Baoer, are you happy or not? Are you happy or not?"

"Let's get to the point and explain the function..." Shen Lang said halfway when he suddenly remembered something: "No, donkey, why do I have a bad feeling, what attribute does this [Ten Seconds Kiss Goodbye] originally have?"

"Ahahaha, don't worry about the details!"

"Say!"

"Well, it originally had garbage properties, and the results of using it... are unpredictable! I can't say more, it will affect my KPI at the donkey factory!"

"Fuck!" Shen Lang was stunned. "No, can you explain to me what [Ten Seconds Kiss Goodbye] is? I feel a little uneasy!"

"Ahahaha, let's talk about [partitioning disks], I'm familiar with this..."

"But……"

"Partition disk, as the name implies, is to organize the lottery movies and then partition them in the Pandora system."

"For example, if you want thick and black European and American ones, you can check the D disk; if you want long and straight black ones, you can check the E disk; if you want natural ones from South Korea, you can check the F disk; if you want the animal world..."

"Okay, no need to say more, your analogy is very vivid. The partitions in my little piggy computer are more detailed than this!"

"Could you please explain the [Ten Second Kiss Goodbye] to me?"

"What? Oh, really? Are you in such a hurry?" Old Donkey said to Shen Lang, "I'm sorry, in another time and space, Donkey Bao, who is also under my jurisdiction, was disobedient and was hit by gray skills ten times in a row. He died. I have to go and clean up the mess! What did you ask just now?"

"Go and deal with that poor colleague quickly, leave me alone, I'm fine and well behaved!"

"You are the star performer among this group of donkeys. Work hard. You will know what to do next time!"

……

I understand your sister, damn!

I am a top figure in the industry, but I was threatened by an old donkey. If this gets out, will I still have any dignity?

Rubbish skills?
Just study hard at work. If you can’t, just return me to the boss. Damn it!

Speaking of the boss.

"By the way, boss, what was the matter you talked about just now?" Shen Lang turned his head and looked at Gu Jialan who was driving.

Gu Jialan rolled her eyes at him and said, "It's okay. I'll find you if I have anything else!"

Alas, these huge mountains pressing down on our heads make it difficult for anyone to speak or act straightforwardly.

……

After returning home, Shen Lang opened the Pandora system immediately.

Sure enough, at this time, Pandora's Box, in addition to the Rotten Tomatoes and Fresh Tomatoes options, has a partition function.

【Europe and America Division】

【Japan and Korea Division】

【Chinese section】

【Clean and sanitary partition】

[Other partitions]

【Hey Hey Hey Zone】

……

Yeah, that’s right, this is Lao Lu’s style.

You are so frivolous, how come a [hehehe] appears when dividing a zone?
I, Shen Lang, will expose the ugly face of rogue systems like Laolu.

Look at the fan value, the data is 83.2.

Seeing the fan value of more than 800,000, Shen Lang felt relieved.

"Let me see what this [hehehe] is all about!"

I generously invested 100 points in the [Hehehehe Zone].

"Jingle Bell!"

Xiao Zhuli called: "Brother Lang, the other party really gave too much, I can't bear it anymore!"

This makes no sense, what are you talking about?

"Teacher Ozawa Toru has retired, and the film company is in urgent need of a male actor to take his place. They've promised that as long as you go, you can name any salary you want!" "Teacher Ozawa Toru? Who is that?"

"It's the daughter-in-law terminator!"

"The one with the amazing tongue skills? His acting range is even narrower than mine, specializing in playing the role of the president and grandfather who lives with his son and beautiful daughter-in-law?"

"Hehehe, Brother Lang, I guessed that you knew him. How about this condition? You can skip the juice man and directly be promoted to the leading actor. Do you want to give it a try?"

"Not bad, not bad, it's really good!"

"Brother Lang, do you agree?"

"Oh, I recorded what you just said!"

"..."

"What happened in the United States? For example, the relationship between me and Maria..."

"Pure as water!"

"Will there be something unfavorable to me in your little notebook in the future..."

"You are electricity, you are light, you, Brother Lang, are the only legend in my heart, no one can blaspheme, not even the boss!"

"Bye, I have things to do!"

The young man is ignorant of the immensity of heaven and earth, and he is trying to show off his skills in front of me, Shen Lang, huh!

As expected, [Hehehei Zone] is hehehe, this thing, hiss..., quite profitable, and quite beneficial to mankind.

If I have the chance to train Xiao Zhuli and make him a producer and actor like Mr. Zhunan, I believe he will be grateful to me, right?

We'll discuss this matter later.

Take out another 50,000 fans to test the [Chinese-speaking zone]

There was a flash of light.

The small card popped out of the box.

"Eight Immortals Restaurant - Barbecued Pork Buns with Human Meat"

"Oh my god!" Shen Lang was completely stunned when he saw the title of the movie.

This is a childhood trauma!
Huang Gou’s performance made Shen Lang want to vomit even when he saw Baozi.

However, the film did very well at the box office when it was released, and the director's arrangement of the plot was also very good.

actor……

Huang Gou even became the only pervert who won the Best Actor Award at the Academy Awards by relying on a pornographic film because of this movie.

"It's already been drawn, so it can't be wasted!"

Thinking of this, Shen Lang suddenly remembered Xiang Huaqiang’s call.

Give it to Xiang Huaqiang.

This thing...

Shen Lang really doesn't like pure horror and thriller, so why not use it as a favor.

Xiang Huaqiang was very happy when he heard that Shen Lang had written a script for him. As for how he felt after reading the script, no one knew.

It seems unreliable twice in a row.

Shen Lang was angry. The first time was just to test the waters and see if [Hehehe] was serious or not. He would just treat it as a game.

"Fifty thousand, you give me a human meat barbecued pork bun, this is embarrassing for me, okay?"

[Clean and hygienic zone], can you give us some awesome movies this time?

If you don't go all in, you won't get any good stuff, right?

Seven hundred thousand, all in!

Brilliant light burst out from the cracks in the box.

Shen Lang looked at the box expectantly.

Finally, the light gradually retracted into the box.

Pandora trembled.

A card appeared in the box.

Slumdog Millionaire!
Shen Lang looked at the card in his hand in disbelief.

(End of this chapter)