Chapter 302

"Ding, Donkey Bao has been detected to have a job opportunity!"

"Crazy Racing is a milestone in Chinese comedy!"

"Play the villain in the film and help the director complete the casting!"

"In Crazy Racer, actors are the key to success. Choose every role well, including positioning yourself well! Only then can you get rich rewards from the system!"

"Mission Reward: Play any villain role other than the protagonist Geng Hao! Because this is the second collaboration with Director Ning Hao, a mysterious grand prize is awarded... 1 mysterious attribute entry!"

The movie was over and just as Peng Mo and Ning Hao had left, Lao Lu arrived as promised.

"What's going on? Let me see what's going on. A mysterious grand prize! Haha!"

Shen Lang would never believe in any mysterious grand prize.

Lao Lu never keeps back his rewards.

"Draw a lottery!" No more nonsense, just get started.

“Ding ding ding ding… Ding!”

The flashing white light stopped, and a huge dazzling ball of light flashed in Shen Lang's mind.

Seeing this, Shen Lang became excited.

This is quite a big deal.

Is it...

The light gradually faded.

Shen Lang looked at the entries that slowly appeared excitedly.

"What? It turned out to be..."

"Fuck! Transparent skills? White skills?"

The old donkey's voice suddenly rang out: "Donkey, you call diamond skills blank skills? Transparent skills? Is there something wrong with your eyes? Or is there something wrong with your brain?"

It would have been fine if it didn't say it, but as soon as it said it, Shen Lang exploded.

"What do I care whether it's diamonds or glass? Look what you gave me."

"Grandmaster level cooking master!"

"Ah? This? Sao Rui Sao Rui!" For the first time, Lao Lu stopped being stubborn and said with an awkward tone, "Last time there was a problem with the system and we have been rushing to repair it. You also know about this, right?"

"No matter whether I know it or not, I just want to ask you, what is cooking a person?"

"Ah, hahahaha, cooking, it's cooking!"

"Fuck, you scared me! This function is just like the name suggests, it makes delicious food!"

"Yes, dear, let me read you the explanation of this skill in person!"

Sure enough, something went wrong, and Lao Lu's attitude was indeed different from before.

In the past, when I asked it to explain the meaning of an entry, it depended on its mood. Most of the time it ignored me, and a few times it would explain reluctantly. It has never been so proactive as it is today.

"Grandmaster cooking master, passive attribute entry. With this entry, even a handful of green vegetables sprinkled with salt can be served at a state banquet."

"Don't be surprised, Donkey, this skill was inherited from Yi Ya, a master of cooking during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Please feel free to use this skill!"

"To keep a person, you must keep her stomach, or her heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, thighs, buttocks, tendons, and muscles..."

The more Shen Lang listened, the wider his eyes opened.

"No, donkey, the more I listen, the more I feel that the correct way to write it is to write 'Master of Cooking People'."

"You think too much!"

"That's right, after all, it's a skill that has been passed down through generations. So, who is the ancestor?"

"Yi Ya!"

"Mmmmm, donkey, bye!"

"Bao, bye!"

After cutting off communication with Lao Lu, Shen Lang searched online: "Yi Ya!"

No matter what, understanding your own heritage is a sign of respect for your ancestors and the industry.

As a new master chef...

"Fuck..."

Baidu entry explanation. Yi Ya: Also known as Di Ya, a famous wizard and chef in the Spring and Autumn Period, skilled in frying, boiling, burning and roasting, and a seasoning expert, favored by Duke Huan of Qi.

This is normal, but let’s read on to a short story about Yi Ya…

Once, Yi Ya cooked a suckling pig for Duke Huan of Qi to eat. Duke Huan of Qi said casually: Suckling pig is so delicious, I wonder if baby meat is as delicious?
The speaker has no intention, the listener has the heart.

The next day, Yi Ya cooked a baby for Duke Huan of Qi. Duke Huan of Qi was shocked and asked Yi Ya what was going on. Yi Ya said: My lord wanted to eat baby meat, so I cooked my son.

Duke Huan of Qi didn't know what to say at the time. He didn't know whether the human flesh was eaten or not, but at least one thing moved Duke Huan of Qi deeply - just because of his words, the man killed his son.

This Yi Ya is such a beast.

No, Duke Huan of Qi was also a fucking pervert.

"Old donkey, get the hell out of here. I'm just a bad guy now, you're trying to lead me down the path of perversion! Damn it!"

There is no sound in my head, and the old donkey is speechless!

……

"Shen Lang, Shen Lang..."

Just when Shen Lang was about to cry but had no tears left and wanted to find Lao Lu to confront him, Gu Jialan's voice came over.

"Boss, what's wrong?"

"You are now the vice president of our Jialan Films. Since you are in the company, I would like to take this opportunity to announce this personnel appointment to everyone!"

Okay, let’s put Lao Lu’s matter aside for now and get familiar with the company with the boss first. Although I am a company employee, he has never met the company’s employees formally.

In fact, Jialan Film and Television does not have many employees, only about twenty people.

Gu Jialan made a few phone calls and gathered people from various departments together.

Gu Jialan clapped his hands and said, "Now I am announcing something. Mr. Shen Lang officially becomes the vice president of Jialan Film and Television, the head of the film and television department, and the creative director. Everyone welcome!"

Shen Lang straightened his chest, ready to greet the thunderous applause.

Unexpectedly, the applause was sparse.

Someone else whispered, "It's a done deal!"

"As expected!"

"Teacher Shen should have moved into Kunning Palace a long time ago!"

……

Nima!

Who do you think I am?
Eating soft food?
It doesn’t seem impossible!

……

Wang Yanni is still sensible.

"Boss Shen, the internet says that to get rich you need to absorb the energy of wealth. I want to absorb some of your promotion too! I also want to be a department manager!"

"Well, come on, work hard, you can do it!"

It was lunch time and Wang Yanni's department was working overtime. Shen Lang saw that the girl was holding instant noodles in her hand. Was she going to have instant noodles for lunch?

"Is it ready? There's even a braised egg added!" Shen Lang's nose suddenly became extremely sharp, and he actually smelled the scent of braised egg from the aroma of the instant noodles.

Wang Yanni opened the sealing paper on the bucket of noodles and handed the instant noodles to Shen Lang: "Mr. Shen, you haven't eaten yet, I'll treat you!"

Shen Lang looked at the instant noodles in front of him and shook his head: "Your skills in making instant noodles are not good..."

Suddenly, countless ways to make this bucket of instant noodles taste better popped up in Shen Lang’s mind.

"If you can use fresh outer thigh muscle..."

What the hell is this plan?
“The heart is marinated and sliced…”

shake……

This one seems more normal: "You need to heat it in the microwave for three minutes, it will taste better..."

Wang Yanni nodded: "I didn't expect that Teacher Shen also eats instant noodles often!"

"If I could cut some meat from the neck, stir-fry it with green pepper, and put it on the noodles, it would be even better..."

"Teacher Shen, should we use the meat from the pig neck or the duck neck?"

"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, everyone go away!"

(End of this chapter)