Chapter 338 I asked you to dance, not to dance like a god
Soon, under the coordination of Zhang Jianjun, everyone moved to the studio of Golden Eagle Media.

There is a ready-made professional stage and lighting here.

You can achieve whatever effect you want.

In order to make Shen Lang feel more comfortable during the performance, Zhang Jianjun even specially hired a professional composer.

Shen Lang was even happier when he saw the composer: "Let's play a lighter traditional drum beat and guqin tune. Don't make it too complicated!"

This requirement was extremely simple for the composer, and soon all departments were in their respective positions.

All the crew members, led by Zhang Li, were ready to watch from the audience.

Since we are going to perform [classical dance], the wide robes and big sleeves of the ancients should naturally be included.

Shen Lang simply did a simple makeup with the help of a stylist.

……

Half an hour later.

The lights in the venue went out, leaving only the stage lights.

The music suddenly sounded, it was a piece of chime sound, mixed with drum beats and the sound of guqin.

After the music started, no one saw Shen Lang come out.

Just as they were wondering, suddenly, Shen Lang, like a child playing, ran from the backstage to the stage with his arms slightly opened.

Everyone was stunned when they saw his smiling face and such childish actions.

This... is this a dance?
Shouldn't you come up with a style or something at the beginning?
You just ran away alive like this?
What kind of look is that? The Spring Festival Gala is very 6+7. Are you a kid flying a plane?
The photographer who was temporarily brought in to record the scene turned to look at the director, and his eyes meant: "Director, let's just say, do we still need to shoot this? Why are you making such a fuss?"

No, someone is causing trouble.

Shen Lang was seen smiling wantonly and flapping his sleeves on the ground, looking like he was slapping a fly.

Damn, it’s too disgusting to watch!
When Shen Lang came to the center of the stage, he was seen standing in the center of the stage with his arms open, like a beautiful woman coming to the prairie, embracing the world with open arms.

After slowly turning around, Shen Lang moved again. He came to the edge of the stage, stood on the edge of the stage with his arms folded, and stared into the distance with his eyes closed.

What does this shape look like?

Like a poet, looking into the distance he seems to be brewing poetry in his heart.

Zhang Jianjun wiped the sweat from his forehead, as if he was explaining to everyone, but in fact, it was more like explaining to himself. He said, "Let's begin. Teacher Shen's opening move just now was quite unique!"

"Really?" A big question mark arose in everyone's mind. Was that really Shen Lang's opening?
But — fucking not.

Shen Lang returned to the center of the stage in a daze and sat down on the ground.

This action made everyone dumbfounded.

It’s not over yet, it’s not over at all. The next second, Shen Lang climbed up from the ground, with an expression of either fear or doubt, and opened his arms, as if looking for someone who didn’t exist.

Everyone in the crew was whispering.

"What on earth is Mr. Shen doing?"

"Yeah, he looks like a madman!"

"I can't bear to watch this anymore! It's so disgusting. Doesn't Teacher Shen have any dance skills? She made such a big fuss, but in the end it's just like..."

"It's the same as something else. I can't remember the word when it comes to my mind!"

……

“It’s just like performing a shaman dance!”

Suddenly, a voice slowly sounded next to the crew member who had just spoken.

"Yes, yes, it's just like a shaman dance!" The man turned around happily: "You also do this..."

Before he finished speaking, he discovered that the person who was speaking was actually director Zhang Li.

Zhang Jianjun looked at Shen Lang on the stage and finally settled in Bengbu.

He came close to Zhang Li and whispered, "Director, I'm sorry, I doubted you before, but now it seems that your candidate is the most suitable, Teacher Shen, Teacher Shen..."

After all, we are adults, and it is too difficult to say in person that our persistence is bullshit.

But Zhang Li seemed not to have heard what Zhang Jianjun said. He stared at the stage without blinking, afraid of missing any details.

Zhang Jianjun looked at him in astonishment, then turned to look at Liu Heping.

Unexpectedly, screenwriter Liu Heping was holding his glasses, half-opening his mouth, staring at the stage, and didn't notice what he had just said at all.

What exactly happened here?
Finally, the performance on the stage ended with a wave of Shen Lang's sleeves.

Don’t underestimate this part - er, dance - which seems like a piece of fun. It is actually very tiring.

Shen Lang wiped the sweat from his forehead, stood on the stage and asked the audience with a smile: "Teachers, how was this segment just now?"

Everyone:

"Is the fluttering moth so great?" "What are you performing? Shurima, your emperor is back?"

"Shen Lang, have you worked in the Northeast before? Have you ever been a horse rider?"

"Fuck, this is an eyesore!"

……

Just as everyone was complaining in their hearts, suddenly, applause broke out in the theater.

Everyone cursed in their hearts, I'm so ashamed of you, who is so shameless as to lick you?
Everyone's eyes focused and it turned out to be Chen Baoguo.

Well, Chen Baoguo then...what?

Teacher Baoguo actually applauded Shen Lang's dance? Have I not washed my eyes for a long time? Am I seeing things?

At this time, the second round of applause rang out.

Director Zhang?

Director Zhang, wake up, you are not that kind of person. Oh no, has Director Zhang been cast under a spell by Shen Lang?
Teacher Liu also applauded?

All of you, okay... If we don’t applaud, it will seem like we are unworldly.

Listening to the applause in the theater, Shen Lang smiled and said, "I just made up a paragraph, but I didn't expect that everyone could understand what I wanted to express. The level of this crew is really good!"

Everyone feels like you are scolding them.

Chen Baoguo stood up and said, "Teacher Shen, this is the first time I call you Shen Lang as teacher. Do you know why?"

She was so overwhelmed by my damn charm that she didn’t even need to ask: “No, no, Mr. Chen, you are a senior, you can’t call me that!”

Chen Baoguo said solemnly: "Based on the plot just now, your performance deserves the respect of all of us to call you "Teacher"!"

Everyone was stunned, including Zhang Jianjun.

what happened?

It's the same shaman dance, is there any difference between what we see and what you see?

Zhang Li looked at Shen Lang with a complicated expression, and then he said, "Yes, Teacher Shen, the choreography of this dance really convinced me!"

Seeing that everyone looked confused, Liu Heping explained, "Let me ask you, what kind of person is Jiajing in your mind?"

Everyone looked at each other, and one of them mustered up the courage to say, "Wearing a mask in front of the ministers, it is better to relax occasionally in front of the eunuchs, especially Lu Fang and Huang Jin!"

Zhang Li nodded: "Okay! Anything else?"

This encouragement immediately made everyone start thinking.

The second person said: "He's a bit weird. I think it's because he ate the [Golden Pill] and got heavy metal poisoning. Isn't there a plot about washing feet with Maotai later on?"

"Very good, any more?"

"He wants to use royal power and divine authority to establish his own prestige, so that people around him will not only respect him as an emperor, but also think he is a god!"

"Very good!" Zhang Li praised, "Let's recall Teacher Shen's performance..."

"He ran out from the backstage happily like a child. What does this mean?"

"It means that Emperor Jiajing is in a good mood at the moment. Also, he is more relaxed in front of eunuchs than in front of his ministers. After all, he is the emperor who has not attended court in the deep palace for more than 20 years! This is one reason!" Zhang Li asked and answered himself.

Then he continued: "Secondly, he is crazy and weird. Every action of Jiajing seems unreasonable, but it is surprisingly reasonable for this character!"

"Third, the story about the little eunuch later on..."

"That is the body of our Lord, a deity. When it is extremely cold, the doors and windows are open; when it is extremely hot, the doors and windows are closed."

"Is this because Jiajing is not afraid of heat or cold? This is because Jiajing has been taking elixirs for many years and his body has been damaged."

"Doesn't Jiajing know this in his heart?"

"Know!"

"Don't the eunuchs know?"

“I know that too!”

"But Jiajing wanted to let himself go and act like a god so that everyone would feel that he was really a god!"

After hearing this, everyone was still in shock.

But soon, the scenes of Shen Lang's performance flashed through their minds, and everyone compared them...

hiss……

Everyone couldn't help but get goose bumps on their skin.

Everyone looked at Shen Lang with a different look...

[One of the classics in film history: Jiajing Catching Flies! ] Have you seen it? Do you remember it?
(End of this chapter)