Chapter 360 I Don’t Like the Number One Scholar
At this point in the movie, Su Can has become enemies with the big boss Zhao Wuji and has become acquainted with the beautiful woman Rushuang.
A scene of going to Beijing to take the imperial examination for the title of martial arts champion follows.
At this point, the entire theater was immersed in the joyful atmosphere of Zhou's comedy.
But what no one expected was that next, the protagonist Su Can was about to face a tragic scene of being forced into a desperate situation.
After defeating Senggelinqin's nephew and playing the game before the emperor, the high-spirited Su Can knelt on the ground, ready to enjoy the most glorious moment of his life.
But at this moment, Zhao Wuji, who had a grudge against him in the past, suddenly came out and knelt down to say, "Your Majesty, I have something to report!"
Seeing this, everyone in the screening room was nervous.
"Fuck, Mr. Shen is causing trouble again!"
"Honestly, if this time the movie wasn't free, I really wanted to beat up Shen Lang! Why is it always him! Wouldn't it be better to let Su Can be the martial arts champion?" a reporter complained.
Another reporter laughed and said, "He's going to pass the martial arts exam and marry a beautiful, wealthy woman. Then, isn't that the end of the movie?"
"I just hope Shen Lang won't be too ruthless. I still like watching the cheerful Stephen Chow!"
The reporter's words made people around him nod their heads repeatedly.
Apart from anything else, just the scene at the beginning, Stephen Chow’s performance in the movie was really great!
No one wants to spoil the joyful feeling.
But as the screenwriter and the biggest villain in the film, Shen Lang is destined to disappoint these people.
"I have found out that Su Chaharcan is illiterate, how could he possibly pass..."
Before Shen Lang finished speaking in the movie, there was a sudden outburst of wailing in the theater.
If everyone hadn't taken Shen Lang's presence into consideration, they would have started cursing by now!
……
When the emperor asked Su Can to write his name on the paper, Su Can's father said thankfully, "Fortunately, my son can write his name."
The reporters present sighed.
Su Can was destined to fall from the top of the clouds to the mud.
No! ~
……
When the scene changed, the father and son were sitting on the roadside watching the beggar begging.
When they were performing and being driven away by soldiers.
When Su Can's hands and feet were crippled by Zhao Wuji!
The atmosphere in the cinema changed from laughter at the beginning to sighs and then to silence!
Wu Qing watched the movie in which Zhao Wuji personally destroyed Su Can's martial arts and broke his limbs in front of everyone, and sighed, "If my daughter was there, she probably wouldn't be your fan anymore! It's too cruel!"
"Cruel? That's just the beginning." Shen Lang smiled slightly.
In another screening room...
Wu Qing's daughter Wu Qian said to her mother Xu Na: "Teacher Shen is good in everything, but can you please ask him to play a more likable villain next time! This Zhao Wuji is so infuriating!"
Xu Na was amused by her daughter's joke: "Can villains be likable?"
"Of course. For example, "My Father, the District Chief" is so funny! Isn't Zhao Wuji too cruel?"
"Well, I thought you would leave Shen Lang's fan group because of this!"
"How is that possible? My dad and I are huge fans of Teacher Shen!"
"..."
Wu Qian’s super fans are destined to make this little girl completely sad.
There was heavy snow outside the dilapidated temple, and inside the temple, Su's father was trembling with typhoid fever.
It was the first time that Su Can walked out of the temple and went out to beg on the street.
Looking at the father and son, and the child holding the candied haws who avoided Su Can as if he were the god of plague, the atmosphere in the cinema became even more solemn.
Some people even cursed quietly: "Watching a movie is so bad, I really don't want to watch it!"
"kind hearted!"
"Hey, gentlemen!"
"Please have mercy on me, this...little beggar!"
Finally, the movie comes to the turning point in Su Can's life.
The door behind him creaked open, and when Xiao Cui's face appeared on the screen, the entire cinema exclaimed.
"Fuck, I can't stand it! Being discovered by my lover in such a miserable situation, damn this screenwriter, damn it!"
"No, Rushuang, don't come out!"
"Su Can, hurry up and go!"
Wu Qian leaned on her mother's shoulder, seemingly unable to bear what was happening below.
The background music is melodious and sad, with heavy snow all over the sky.
"It's you!" "It's not me!"
"Sister, it's him!"
"It's not him, it's not him!"
At this moment, many girls in the entire cinema burst into tears.
Shen Lang, just be a human being. It’s okay if you’re a bad actor.
Are you such a bad screenwriter?
My tears!
Zhang Min's acting skills are simply explosive in the feature film.
Her white skin set off the redness of her eyes.
But I held back my tears.
Looking at the man in front of him who has fallen into such a state because of him.
That kind of sadness, that kind of regret, that kind of pity, finally turned into one sentence: "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person!"
"Xiao Cui, go get some steamed buns!"
"You got the wrong person, he is not Su Can!"
On the screen, Zhang Min said to Su Can: "You look a lot like a friend of mine. If you have nothing to eat in the future, you can come to my house to get steamed buns. There are not many people in my family, so we can't finish them all!"
What a considerate woman!
What a kind and graceful woman!
What a considerate woman!
Is this still the vase Zhang Min?
This is goddess Zhang Min!
Which man doesn’t dream of having such an understanding girlfriend!
The moment the little beggar Su Can turned his head, his tears merged with the tears of everyone in the screening room and poured down in the heavy snow!
Is the depression finally over?
Shen Lang, you are a bastard.
Forcing the top scholar to eat dog food in front of his lover.
This time, even Wu Qing felt that Shen Lang had gone too far.
"Teacher Shen, aren't you going too far by suppressing the protagonist like this? The audience's emotions are too suppressed!"
Shen Lang smiled slightly: "The gears of fate are only beginning to turn now."
……
Su Can joined the Beggars' Gang with his father.
The ingenuity of the script is gradually revealed at this moment.
Is it possible to turn things around right from the start?
How can that be done?
Not only is it bitterly cold, but there is no fragrance of plum blossoms.
But formal martial arts training is too old-fashioned and not suitable for Stephen Chow’s comedic character.
In order to cheer up his son, Su's father locked his son up with a dog and forced him to practice the dog-beating stick technique after hearing about it. However, he didn't even give his son a stick, which made Su Can very upset.
But at least, the funny plot brought joy back to the cinema.
Then he met Hong Qigong's successor and practiced the Sleeping Arhat Fist in his dream.
Finally, at the foot of the Great Wall, the Sleeping Arhat Fist was used with great power in the ultimate duel with Zhao Wuji.
Unfortunately, the Sleeping Arhat Fist cannot defeat Zhao Wuji.
He was slapped away by Zhao Wuji.
When he came back, Seventeen Palms finally injured Zhao Wuji.
But Zhao Wuji had to use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to be killed.
A gust of wind blew, and the martial arts secret book of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms was fluttered in the wind. Only then did Su Qier realize that the collection of seventeen palms was the eighteenth palm.
"The dragon has regrets!"
Zao Wou-Ki turned into dust.
"Rushuang, do you still remember that we have an agreement?"
"Remember, second only to one man, above ten thousand, with unrivaled martial arts and the best talent!"
"It's a pity that I can never become the top scholar!"
"Yes, but I don't like the top scholar. I like beggars!"
……
Inside the cinema...
"Damn, I'm choking on the sweetness!"
(End of this chapter)