Chapter 375: It’s okay to eat ice cream with your eyes, but why do you have to touch me?
You can't draw prizes in front of everyone!
What if you draw a giant python and it falls from the ceiling? Wouldn’t that be a big joke?
Although Shen Lang has decided to act in this play, Xu Ke's rule is that no matter how big a star is, as long as he joins his crew, he must go through an audition.
But for someone of Shen Lang's status, the rules can become a formality.
"Teacher Shen, why don't you dress up? I've brought all the clothes and props!" Xu Ke blinked her eyes expectantly!
Wang Yu and Zhang Manman were also very interested in Shen Lang dressing up as Fahai.
Especially Zhang Manman, the Green Snake she played, also seduced Fahai later, so she paid more attention to Fahai's looks and appearance!
Shen Lang was just thinking of taking the opportunity to go out and draw a prize or something, so he immediately agreed: "Director, you are well prepared. Okay, I will go put on some makeup now."
When we got backstage, the makeup artist was already waiting there with a white robe.
The white cassock was specially made by Xu Ke in order to make Fahai look more like a Buddha. As we all know, if you want to look holy in white, your skin needs to be whiter than the white cassock.
Thanks to A-Zu and Ekin, Shen Lang's skin is now better than that of a young girl, and most importantly, it is very shiny.
However, Shen Lang did not put on his cassock right away. Instead, he silently chanted in the dressing room: "Draw a prize!"
"Ding, congratulations to Donkey Bao for the chance to choose two out of five high-end Buddhist entries!"
“The lottery is in progress!”
"Ding! The golden attribute of Buddha's Light has been received. The appearance of the donkey with this attribute will be automatically photoshopped with a layer of hazy quality, which looks very beautiful and Buddha-like!"
"Ding! Congratulations to Donkey for obtaining the red attribute entry of the python. Donkeys with this attribute..."
"Teacher Shen, are you in there? Is the dress not fitting? Do you want someone to alter it on the spot?"
"Oh my god, no, I didn't hear you. Can you repeat it again?"
……
Ten seconds later, the old donkey didn't answer!
Shen Lang looked around and carefully picked up his clothes, but there was no golden python or Burmese python.
He looked down again and saw that he was fast asleep.
What the hell is this giant python?
"Teacher Shen? Teacher Shen?"
The voices outside were getting more anxious, and Shen Lang quickly replied, "I'm fine, I'm trying on clothes."
The staff outside the door was obviously relieved: "Okay, I'll wait for you outside!"
This was not the time to study, so Shen Lang quickly put on his robes and walked out the door.
As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw the assistant director in charge of makeup and several makeup artists staring at Shen Lang with surprise on their faces.
"Fuck!" Shen Lang was shocked by their looks. What was going on? Their eyes were like... they wanted to eat me.
"So handsome! Teacher Shen, you are the most handsome person I have ever seen wearing a monk's robe!"
"Yes, Teacher Shen, your skin is so good. Can you tell me what kind of cosmetics you usually use?" "Teacher Shen, if you shave your hair, you will look just like Tang Sanzang!"
"Yes, I finally understand why the Queen of the Kingdom of Women is so infatuated with Monk Tang! The mandarin ducks are nesting together, the butterflies are flying together, the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating, I quietly ask the holy monk, is my daughter beautiful..."
"Okay, stop singing and put makeup on Teacher Shen!"
"I mean, I just couldn't help myself!"
……
In fact, Shen Lang's makeup is just to shave his hair, put on the ordination scar, and then draw his eyebrows into knife-shaped eyebrows. It is super simple.
Why are they knife-shaped eyebrows?
Because Fahai, played by Shen Lang, still has murderous intentions. On the surface, he is a high monk in Jinshan Temple, but in reality, he is a bloodthirsty monk who cannot distinguish between good and evil and still has desires, so the sword-like eyebrows are more in line with his character.
Soon, Shen Lang's hair was shaved clean, and even shaved carefully. After a while, Shen Lang's head became an oversized light bulb, so bright!
After trimming his sword-like eyebrows, when Shen Lang stood up in front of everyone, the originally amiable Tang Monk instantly turned into a handsome monk in the Shaolin Temple in a martial arts movie.
No, this description is not accurate. The white cassock Shen Lang wore only added to his majesty!
In the eyes of everyone in the dressing room at this moment, Shen Lang has both a Buddhist side and a chivalrous side, especially his eyebrows, which give the enlightened monk a hint of heroic spirit!
In short, it can be summed up in two words: “shocking”!
The assistant makeup director exclaimed, "Teacher Shen, to be honest, I think you are definitely the best candidate to play Fahai, no doubt about it!"
Shen Lang stood in front of the mirror and looked at himself. Indeed, comparing this look alone, he was more suitable to play Fahai than Mr. Zhao Wenzhuo in his previous life, no matter in terms of appearance, figure or calm temperament!
When Shen Lang walked out of the dressing room and came to the conference room, the entire venue was in an uproar.
Xu Ke looked at Shen Lang in disbelief, as if he was getting to know him all over again.
The two women, Wang Yu and Zhang Manman, stared at Shen Lang's handsome face and couldn't take their eyes off him.
At this time, Shen Lang suddenly remembered that the Buddha's light attribute entry he had just obtained had not been used yet, so he wanted to see the effect first!
"Buddha's light! Open!"
A "swoosh" sound rang through his mind. At this moment, Shen Lang in front of everyone seemed to slowly change, as if he was wrapped in a layer of faint water vapor.
Xu Ke was greatly surprised when he saw this scene. Could it be that this was "as vast as riding the wind in the sky, with no one knowing where it will stop; as light as being isolated from the world, and ascending to heaven after being transformed into a fairy."
It really makes me angry. Why didn't they prepare a fan after preparing so much? The fan blew across Shen Lang's robes, making them flutter. Then Teacher Shen put his hands together in a pose, which was absolutely amazing!
At this time, Wang Yu and Zhang Manman were both stunned.
Especially Wang Yu. In her opinion, in the entire film and television industry, only Zhang Guorong, who had worked with her, could sometimes reach Shen Lang's current state. He was not like a human being. His extraordinary temperament was like poison, making her intoxicated!
Zhang Manman never thought that the guy who had just divorced would have such a good-looking face... Well, he seemed to have a good figure too.
"Is Lin Yuner sick? How could she let go of such a handsome guy?"
"Could it be... Could it be that Shen Lang is sick?"
"It must be like this! Otherwise, there is no way to explain why Lin Yuner wanted to divorce Shen Lang!"
"What a shame! It looks very filling and must be delicious!"
Just at this moment, Xu Ke personally took off Shen Lang's cassock. Shen Lang's strong muscles were like ancient Roman sculptures, with beautiful lines.
Zhang Manman and Wang Yuqing, who were standing nearby, couldn't help but reach out and touch Shen Lang's arm, and then...
"Hey~~~Hey~~~Hey~~~~~What's going on? What is this?"
These women, it’s okay for them to just eat the ice cream with their eyes, but why do they resort to violence?
(End of this chapter)