Chapter 46 Where are you looking?

Liu Wei was also dumbfounded.

There’s no such thing as a mask in the script?
He turned to look at the props.

The prop spread his hands, looking as innocent as a 200-pound child.

The assistant director came up to Liu Wei and said, "Director, what should we do? Mr. Shen is acting like a pervert and he can't control himself!"

The people next to the monitor were originally quite indignant at Wang Xiansheng's "vulgarity", but after hearing these words, they all stopped laughing.

Liu Wei glared at them and said seriously, "What are you laughing at? This is Teacher Shen contributing to art!"

After that, he said to the assistant director: "Let's see first."

In fact, Shen Lang is not a pervert, but he was thinking of a movie in another time and space, where Mr. Hou, the actor who played Wang Xiansheng, looked like this.

Moreover, this small prop instantly brings the image of the old pervert Wang Xiansheng to life.

It was obviously a good idea, but when he read the script last night, he found it was not there.

I don’t know whether this “Batman” look was a temporary idea of ​​Mr. Hou in his previous life, but it would be a pity not to use such a good idea.

But then he thought, the crew was not prepared, and it was already late at night when he read the script. If he went to C's store to buy this thing in the middle of the night, whether he could buy it or not was another matter, but if someone took a picture and posted it online, wouldn't it be like yellow mud falling into his crotch, which would be shit anyway?
At this moment, he suddenly remembered the eye mask with X-ray function that Lao Lu gave him.

Just today, when filming, he put it in his trouser pocket and added some extra scenes for himself.

When Pan Jie saw this scene, she was completely numb.

This……

Isn't this mentioned in the script?

What is the situation?
She stood up and tried to escape, but Shen Lang pushed her down on the sofa and said, "You served me very well today..."

Having said that, Shen Lang turned around, took out a stack of banknotes and swung them in front of Pan Jie's face, making a crackling sound: "My ten thousand yuan belongs to you! It belongs to you..."

After saying that, he threw it on the table in front of them.

The action of him raising his hand frightened Pan Jie so much that she trembled!
This scene is complete.

There was silence in the studio.

Suddenly, everyone applauded at the same time.

Liu Wei came to the two of them excitedly and said, "Teacher Shen, your performance was so good!"

The assistant director followed up: "Teacher Shen, in China, you play a pervert, this is you!"

After saying that, he gave a thumbs up.

The props also came forward: "Teacher Shen, where did you buy this mask? The crew can reimburse you!"

Everyone: "..."

After Liu Wei finished praising Shen Lang, he turned to Pan Jie and said, "Teacher Pan, you are really a professional. You have only rested for a few minutes, but you have really brought the fragility and helplessness of a woman to life! Great, great!"

Pan Jie: "..."

Did I act?

That was clearly my true emotion just now, right?
Director, do you have some misunderstanding?
Just as everyone was talking and laughing, they all looked at Shen Lang, but suddenly their collective expressions froze.

Shen Lang, who had not yet taken off his mask, was staring at Pan Jie's... chest without blinking.

Damn it...

Could it be that Teacher Shen hasn't finished his performance yet?

Is it really polite to stare at a woman's private parts?
Pan Jie also noticed Shen Lang's gaze at this time. What was he looking at?
Following his line of sight, Pan Jie lowered her head and looked at her chest...

"Ah! Pervert..."

The studio was in chaos, complete chaos...

Hearing the noise, Juanzi also ran towards the crowd. Seeing Pan Jie hugging her chest and crying helplessly, Juanzi immediately became angry: "What's going on? Did someone bully Sister Pan?"

Hearing this, the large group of men who had gathered around took a step back and let Shen Lang out.

Shen Lang was also numb.

Only then did he realize, damn, he was misunderstood.

He quickly apologized, "Teacher Pan, I didn't mean it... No, I really wasn't looking blindly... No..."

I can't even explain it clearly.

It turned out that after finishing the filming, he did not take off his Batman mask immediately, and he suddenly found a shadow on the chest of Pan Jie beside him.

This immediately attracted Shen Lang's attention.

It’s not like he hasn’t tried to use the mask to secretly look at others (don’t get me wrong, it’s purely an experiment, not a bad habit!)

But no one, regardless of gender, who saw it, had ever noticed a situation like Pan Jie.

He originally thought that Pan Jie had something in her chest pocket.

But Pan Jie's coat had been taken off by the old pervert Wang Xiansheng, and she was only wearing a thin tank top. Where could she hide anything? Did she really think she could hide a bomb in her crotch?
Juanzi was originally quite afraid of Shen Lang, but when she saw Pan Jie, who was also a woman, being [bullied], this girl from Northeast China was immediately pointed out: "Shen Lang, I misjudged you. What did you say about Han Jun at that time? How long has it been? You also looked at him in a rude manner in the group. In a few days, will you also learn from Han Jun..."

Before she finished her excited speech, Shen Lang interrupted her: "Hey, Juanzi, be careful with your words. What do you mean my eyes are not proper? I am..."

"What are you?" Kinuko pressed.

Shen Lang said helplessly: "I think... Teacher Pan, um, there might be something on her chest!"

Crazy crazy.

No one expected that Shen Lang would be so shameless. In front of these two women, he actually said that there was something on their breasts!

What's there?
Damn, can you talk about this kind of thing openly? Aren't we just secretly admiring it... No, you can't just look at it casually, okay?
Pan Jie cried. She had never expected that Shen Lang, who she had always thought was being cyberbullied, was actually a real beast. How could he...

Liu Wei looked at Shen Lang with disappointment and said, "Teacher Shen, as actors, we need to convey positive energy to society. Your actions today make me very disappointed in you!"

Shen Lang didn't want to explain so much. He turned around and looked Liu Wei up and down, then swept his gaze to his lower abdomen.

What does this mean?
Director Liu is a man, and he is already of this age.

How dare Shen Lang, the thief...

Just when the crowd's indignation was about to overwhelm Shen Lang.

Shen Lang said: "Director Liu, have you been urinating frequently and urgently lately?..."

Everyone...

Liu Wei: “…”

"Do you still have a situation where your urine stream becomes thin, weak, and short, and it drips and wets your crotch?"

Liu Wei's face suddenly turned red.

When everyone saw this, they thought there must be something behind this, so instead of rushing to judge this thief Shen Lang, they would just give him the melon as a token of respect.

Liu Wei blushed and stammered, "How do you know?"

Shen Lang boasted in all seriousness: "I have been interested in studying traditional medicine since I was a child. Traditional medicine emphasizes observation, auscultation, inquiry and palpation. I saw your complexion and knew that you have an enlarged prostate! Right?"

"Hiss..." Liu Wei was shocked.

This is a man's eternal pain. This is why he has always been unwilling to go to the toilet with others, but... Shen Lang actually publicly executed him...

At this time, Juanzi suddenly realized: "Teacher Shen, you mean, Teacher Pan's breasts..."

Pan Jie's face turned red because of this silly girl, but she was also curious in her heart. Could it be that Shen Lang really discovered something?
Shen Lang coughed with a serious face: "That's right, Teacher Pan, I suggest you go to the hospital for a check-up! As soon as possible!"

(End of this chapter)