Chapter 473 A bunch of vicious spendthrifts
1. Do not do anything that violates Chinese laws and regulations, including all pornography, gambling and drug-related activities.
2. You cannot hire or retain one hundred employees, and the salary of all employees cannot exceed the highest market price.
3. There should be no remaining fixed assets after one month.
4. You cannot do charity or give money or items to others.
5. Do not intentionally damage property.
6. All funds must be used on yourself.
7. Do not let anyone else know about this bet.
Shen Lang listed these seven points on a piece of paper, then looked at everyone and smiled smugly: "Based on the prototype of the story you provided, I will set up this bet in the adapted script!"
"Everyone, think about it. If you were the protagonist, how would you spend one billion in one month without violating the above agreement?"
Shen Lang crossed his arms and looked at everyone, watching Peng Mo whispering with them, each of them with golden eyes, as if he really had ten billion.
"How about it? Can't imagine what it would be like if one billion dollars was spent in one month?"
Just when Shen Lang wanted to continue writing the script, someone suddenly reached out his hand weakly: "Report, Teacher Shen, I have some immature ideas."
A fat stage manager from the crew gave his own thoughts.
“You can treat your friends to a meal!”
The people around him burst into laughter: "Xiao Ke, you are such a foodie, 1 billion, you can't finish it in a month if you eat and poop at the same time!"
Shen Lang also laughed and said, "This method doesn't seem to be feasible!"
Unexpectedly, the stage manager named Xiao Ke said, "Teacher Shen, that depends on what you eat. The most expensive caviar, the most expensive cellar wine, and all kinds of meat sold by the gram. Anyway, if you eat it, it can solve the problem you mentioned!"
Shen Lang: "..."
Immediately, Xiao Ke took out his mobile phone to search, and then showed it to everyone.
A 32-ounce box of beef costs $2.3.
"I'll use this beef hot pot, let the bodyguards eat top-quality caviar with me, rent a pet, and let the pet eat it. As for the wine, two bottles per person per day, I'll hire fourteen bodyguards, plus thirty bottles per day for myself, 900 bottles a month, 1.35 million!
"Buy some more cosmetics, 20,000 yuan for a bottle of La Mer, take a bath to get rid of the smell of caviar, add some gold foil to your meals, buy a pack of sports stadiums, and walk a few steps every day..."
“It’s all about money!”
"Teacher Shen, I feel my plan is very mature, so can the crew provide 1 billion yuan so that I can put it into practice first?"
Special!
Shen Lang originally planned to throw out the question and then write a script to show off, but who knew that this little fat guy didn't know what was good for him and actually got involved.
Offer you a billion?
I haven’t even had the Hai Tian Sheng Yan yet, what level are you at? Get out of here!
At this time, the second show-off contestant came out.
"Teacher Shen, I think the conditions you set are too lenient!"
"hold head high?"
"Establish a natural fund, divide the billion into research projects worth one million each, and share the intellectual property rights of the results!"
“Collect project applications in twelve days!”
"Ten days to review project applications!"
“The review will be held in two days!”
“Project funds will be distributed in six days.”
"If you do this, you will lose 2 billion in a matter of minutes, not to mention 1 billion. During this period, there will be no more than 50 administrative staff!"
"Teacher Shen, I'm originally in this business. If you want to make a naked donation or something, I can help you with it. I will definitely make sure that even if you throw 1 billion into the water, there won't be any splash!"
"Fuck!" Shen Lang began to sweat. Brother, if you are so mean, why do you condescend to join such a small crew?
third solution!
A brother with greasy hair and powdered face and bags under his eyes bigger than his eyes spoke.
"Buy a lottery ticket! The Lotto has 21425712 possible combinations, and each combination costs two dollars, which is more than million."
"Then the prizes are drawn, redeemed, claimed, and taxes paid. The most you can get is 15000 million, and you lose 2500 million!"
"You lose 2500 million in one day, and billion in days!" "But you can still buy seven-digit and double-color balls!"
"A month? Not even half a month, I'll just finish you off!"
Looking at the other person's bleak shadow.
Shen Lang turned to Peng Mo beside him and said, "This brother is a man with a story!"
"You mean Xiao Wang? Hey, he originally came from a well-off family... but ever since he became obsessed with buying lottery tickets..."
"now what?"
"Now the script lunch box is not only eaten in circles, but also taken away!"
"..."
Peng Mo: "Brother Lang, when it comes to how to spend money, I also have a way!"
"You have a solution too?"
"Of course I must!"
Peng Mo’s method——
Form a crew.
Three female leads: "Fan Bingbing, Zhao Wei, and Li Xiaolu, winners of the Golden Rooster, Golden Image, and Golden Horse Awards respectively."
Four male protagonists: "Wu Xiubo, Zhao Lixin, Zhai Tianlin! Golden Eagle Award for Best Actor, Bai Yunlan Best Supporting Actor, and a talented actor."
Director: "Xiao Si, a famous director with a box office of 30 billion!"
Producer: "Yu Zheng, a gold medal producer!"
With such a large lineup, the actors need to have top-notch acting skills, top-notch traffic, and traffic and popularity!
"The total salary of these people is almost 1 billion!"
"There is no law that explicitly prohibits these people who have been effectively banned from filming, so it is definitely not illegal!"
"The movie was finished, but it still couldn't be released. The producers lost money afterwards and could only blame themselves for their bad luck."
"One billion, Brother Lang, sprinkle some water!"
When Shen Lang heard this, his face turned dark.
But Peng Mo not only gave a solution, he also provided some specific examples!
"The 8 million-dollar big-budget TV series "The Legend of Qing" was about to be aired, but the male lead Gao Yunxiang had an accident in Australia. The producer's stock plummeted that day, and its market value evaporated by million yuan."
"Jin Ji asked Fan Bingbing's ex-boyfriend Li Chen to reshoot the film, and they changed actors and used cutouts. Who would have thought that within two months, Fan Bingbing would also have an accident..."
"Although the Australian court finally ruled that Gao Yunxiang was not guilty of sexual assault, the times have changed and the 500 million yuan investment has been thrown directly into a bottomless pit."
"So, Brother Lang, my method is much better than the one in "Bunust's Millions"! I've thought about it. Let's change the incident and use this method. How about it?"
……
good good!
Each of you is better at spending money than the other.
You guys write the script, and you want me, the Oscar-winning “gold medal screenwriter”, to come and watch you show off, right?
But my Oscar-winning screenwriter title is not just for nothing.
"NONONO!" Shen Lang shook his finger. "They are all too vulgar. Either there is no story or no sublimation!"
"hold head high?"
"I feel like Teacher Shen is getting ready to show off again!"
"Life is nothing more than eating, drinking, defecating and urinating. What new heights can Mr. Shen come up with?"
……
My goodness, if I hadn’t put the script away long ago, I would have been convinced by this group of “extremely vicious” prodigals!
but……
"Come on, first of all, I want to tell you that spending 1 billion in a month is a false proposition in our movie!"
(End of this chapter)