Chapter 479: Beating Team Daxiang to the Point of Calling the Police
“……”What does this mean?

Old donkey, are you serious?

"Are you asking me to invest in a sports team?" Shen Lang was shocked. Oh no, he was frightened!

The last person who dared to play like this, Mr. Xu, has already been put in jail.

Although I, Shen Lang, am not a low-key person and happen to have the same interests as Boss Xu in terms of song and dance troupes, how can a human being play football?
With my little asset, not even a bubble can be created if I invest it!
"Old Donkey, can you give me something practical next time? Like a powerful pill or something, it's more useful than this stuff!"

Just as Shen Lang was complaining, a phone call suddenly came in. It was Zhou Xingxing on the other end of the line.

It turned out that Zhou Xingxing was also asked by someone to call Shen Lang.

The client's name is Chen Baixiang, a Hong Kong star who has worked with Stephen Chow many times. This time he called to invite Shen Lang to join the Hong Kong star team they organized to go to your province to participate in the Village Super League.

As soon as Zhou Xingxing handed the phone to Chen Baixiang, the other end of the phone started to invite Shen Lang in various ways in Cantonese.

Shen Lang said helplessly: "I can't play football!"

Chen Baixiang: "As long as you can run!"

“I’m not from Hong Kong Island!”

"It's been a long time since the handover. What difference does it make whether you are from Hong Kong Island or not?"

Damn, what he said made so much sense that Shen Lang couldn’t find a reason not to go.

At this moment, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind.

"I won't join the Hong Kong Star Team. How about I form a Daxiang Team with the actors from the movie and participate in the Village Super League?"

……

"The Chinese national football team has been invited to participate in the recently popular Guizhou Province Village Super League, and will face the Hong Kong Island Star Team!"

"The young men of Gui Province warmly welcome the Hong Kong Island Star Team... Village Super Coke, drink Village Super Coke to cheer for Gui Province!"

"The captain of the national football team, Ma Tingxiao, said that although it is an exhibition match, all the main players of the national football team will participate according to the contract, but whether they play or not depends on the arrangement of the coach!"

……

The preparations for the Village Super League to welcome the national football team and the Hong Kong Island star team are in full swing, but suddenly a piece of news went viral on the Internet.

"Have you heard? Shen Lang wants to play football. He is currently forming a football team!"

"Fuck, is he on drugs? I told you he looks like a drug addict, if he's not on drugs, there's no way he can spend money playing football!"

"Have you decided which city to place your team in? Come to my football city!"

……

Football training ground!
"Hey, Uncle Zhao, um, we're going to form a team for fun! Have you heard about it?"

"Long, listen to uncle. We don't play football. It makes me cry. I played football back then, but I didn't understand who my partner is. Just watch and pay the money!"

"Uncle Zhao, you misunderstood. The situation is not what you think..."

"Oh, the Daxiang team, the Daxiang team in your movie? You can play with it, but don't be like me back then. It's not good to get carried away. If you have a chance, come outside the pass and play with your Uncle Zhao!"

"Okay!"

Putting down his phone, head coach Wei Xiang looked at Shen Lang with an embarrassed expression and said, "No, Brother Lang, are you really going to take us to the village super league? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"

"It's fine to film a movie and find some angles, but if we really let them play the whole game, look at these people, they are out of breath after running 50 meters!" Shen Lang took out a stack of contracts and handed them to Wei Xiang, saying, "Don't be afraid, it's just a formality, everyone go and have some fun!"

Wei Xiang took a look and found that it was a formal player contract. Daxiang team participated in the village super league. Each player in the team would receive 20,000 yuan for each appearance! A goal would receive 100,000 yuan, and a win bonus of 100,000 yuan per person! A draw bonus of 50,000 yuan per person! Losing... Damn, there is a bonus for losing, and each person will get 10,000 yuan!
Doesn’t this mean that Shen Lang is giving everyone money for free?
Everyone who had been lacking interest just now suddenly became excited.

"You don't have to do anything, just go to the field and you can get at least 30,000 yuan in prize money!"

"Bullshit, you want to win the goal-scoring award or the winning award, but do you have the ability to do that?"

"Why not? No matter how rubbish the Chinese national football team is, we are no match for them. The young men in the village super league are all amazing, we can't run as fast as them, so we are no match for them. But the Hong Kong star team has several big brothers in their seventies, so we are not as good as them?"

"Fuck, you really haven't seen these [Big Brothers] play football. They really practice. Even though they are amateurs, they are much stronger than people like us who never exercise!"

"Mom, I'm useless. I'm twenty years old, but I have the body of a ninety-year-old. I can't even pick up the money in front of me!"

……

However, even though I don't think I can make a lot of money, I can still earn a small hundred thousand after playing three games. If you don't go, you'd be a fool.

This time, Shen Lang not only called up the members of the Daxiang team in the movie, but also brought Shen Teng, Chang Yuan, Peng Mo, Huang Bai, Wang Baoqiang and other guys with whom he had a good relationship.

Everyone just thought of it as a way to show their faces and increase exposure, so they were all happy to sign the contract.

The news that the Daxiang team walked out of the movie to participate in the Village Super League instantly became popular on the entire Internet. This news was even more popular than the Village Super League itself!

"Ah? The Great Army actually appeared in reality. How dreamy!"

"Shen Lang knows how to operate! With Zhang Yiming's belly, how many steps can he run?"

"I've never seen stray dogs play football before. I'm so happy!"

"My dear sister-in-law, please calm down. Shen Lang has normal sexual orientation and he should like beauties with S-curves like me. I will definitely be there to cheer for my Lang Lang!"

"It has to be said that Shen Lang's success is no accident. He knows how to hype things up!"

"That's right. The most popular village super and the most popular movie, the collision between the two will definitely bring him terrifying commercial value!"

"He is the greatest filmmaker and the most powerful business operator. I just don't know if he will be the most powerful basketball star in China!"

"That's enough for the above. It's still unclear whether Shen Lang can play football! But here comes the interesting thing. Remember, Shen Lang had a head-to-head battle with the captain of the Chinese national football team, Ma Tingxiao, a while ago!"

"Team Daxiang is in trouble! Shouldn't the Chinese national football team beat them 10-0?"

“Will there be a scene where the real-life Daxiang team defends a single-digit score?”

"Single digits? The Chinese national football team won't beat them into triple digits, they should be thankful!"

"You are bragging. The Chinese national football team doesn't even know how to play. Three digits? How is that possible?"

……

As soon as the news that the Daxiang team would participate in the Village Super League was released, the national football team captain Ma Tingxiao immediately posted a picture on his social media.

The picture shows a scoreboard, one side is 0, the other side is -110.
After seeing this picture, the whole Internet went crazy.

"Is the national football team going to beat the Daxiang team until they call the police?"

"The Chinese national football team can only bully amateurs like the Daxiang team!"

(End of this chapter)