Chapter 48: Gynecological Master
Pan Jie's problem did not affect the filming, so everyone prepared to rush to work early in the morning to catch up with the progress they had fallen behind yesterday.
But who would have thought that when Shen Lang arrived at the crew, Juanzi came to Shen Lang with a dark face and said, "Teacher Shen, this is too much!"
At first, Shen Lang thought that he had inadvertently done something that would anger God and man.
Who knew Juanzi handed the phone to Shen Lang and said, "Teacher Shen, take a look, there are bad guys in our group."
Shen Lang took the phone and took a look at it, and almost exclaimed "Fuck" the next second.
The huge headline on the entertainment page reads: [Our own Batman in China, puts on a mask and becomes a gynecological expert! ]
Shen Lang broke out in a cold sweat.
Damn, has someone discovered my little secret?
"What's going on?" He turned and looked at Kinuko and asked.
Juanzi said: "After Director Liu found out about this this morning, he immediately asked someone he knew at the Internet company to investigate the matter! It is said that at the beginning, there was a small account that posted a message on Weibo, saying that you were staring at Sister Pan's breasts..."
Hearing this, Shen Lang was suddenly numb!
Damn it, this is just an injustice and his mother is going to be buried unjustly. She is unjustly killed!
I was indeed staring at... um...
But what's so good about that pile of black and white human organs and bones? I'm not a pervert!
Liu Wei came back at this time. He patted Shen Lang on the shoulder and said, "Teacher Shen, I finally know where those false comments about you on the Internet came from!"
"This is too much. What was originally a good thing has now been distorted beyond all recognition!"
"But don't worry, Mr. Li has already said that he will do his best to help you delete the post..."
……
Li Jie?
No, can we change to a professional public relations team?
Li Jie has a good eye for investing in movies and TV. The public relations team in his company should be paying the company for every single one of them to work, right?
They deleted the post?
is that useful?
……
It’s useless…it’s really useless…
At noon, Shen Lang opened Weibo and once again witnessed the greatness of the people's public opinion war.
[Blazing Sun]: Teacher Shen, I came here because of your reputation. I have been infertile for many years. Can you please take a look at me? It will be worth it. I still have half a bag of pickled mustard tuber left!
[Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon]: Question Shen Lang, understand Shen Lang, become Shen Lang, and surpass Shen Lang!
[The Little Match Girl Selling]: Gangsters are not to be feared, what is to be feared is educated gangsters; perverts do not need to be trained, as being perverted for a long time can cure the disease. Teacher Shen, I will become your fan from now on, please accept my knee!
[Fa Hai, You Don’t Understand Love]: I heard that Mr. Shen plays a pervert in the new drama. I am looking forward to Mr. Shen’s performance. May I ask, can I watch this movie without paying?
Even more outrageous was a netizen who took out a still from a movie starring Shen Lang and photoshopped a Batman mask on his face with a long knife in his hand [mark: 40 meters].
The caption of the picture reads: "My eyes can cure the headlights!"
Damn, there are tens of thousands of likes, but I can’t scroll down to the comments.
"Ding! It's dark and the donkey is here. Congratulations to Donkey Baby for triggering the special mission!"
"It's on the hot search again. Last time it was because he was secretly photographed. This time Donkey Bao used the system props to complete the task. Congratulations!"
"Because Donkey used system items to assist in completing the task, the reward is doubled: low-level attribute tags*2!"
"Ding, congratulations to Donkey Bao for obtaining the low-level attribute tag: [Batman's Eyes]*1. These are a pair of deep eyes that can make a woman fall deeply in love with them!"
"【Wang Xiansheng's Smile】*1, passive trigger skill, when playing the role of a pervert, he will automatically smile when he gets beaten, use with caution!"
Shen Lang was numb.
We can understand the first one. With the Batman Eye skill, we can also be called [Electric Eye Shen Lang] in the future, which will be of great help in improving the physique of a female killer.
But let’s be honest, what about the second skill?
Lao Lu, do you think the Wang Xiansheng you played is not perverted enough?
The supporting actress had already suffered a mental breakdown, and now with this unique skill of taking a beating...
Take the double reward for example, isn’t it a bit superfluous and a tad unhelpful?
As expected, low-level attribute tags are not good at all.
…Just when Shen Lang was still studying the garbage skills given by the system, Pan Jie joined the team.
As soon as she entered the studio, she found that everyone around her was looking at her.
At first she thought everyone was concerned about her because of what happened yesterday.
She took the initiative to come to Shen Lang and said, "Teacher Shen, I'm sorry, I delayed the filming process yesterday. Today..."
Before she finished her words, Shen Lang, with the intention of turning himself in, opened last night's hot searches and showed them to the person concerned.
After reading it, Pan Jie's face turned red so much that blood almost dripped out.
But not long after, she said to Shen Lang: "Teacher Shen, I heard that when you were in the crew of "All or Nothing", you got along well with the actors in the crew, right?"
Shen Lang nodded and said, "Not bad!"
Pan Jie nodded: "I finally understand what it means that rumors stop at the wise! Yesterday I called my husband and told him about this. My husband said that you are a good person and told me not to feel burdened. He will treat you to a meal another day!"
Pan Jie’s husband Peng Mo is a famous comedy editor in China, but his main field is drama, so he can be considered half an insider.
Shen Lang had met Peng Mo before and had a good impression of him, believing him to be a man who doted on his wife.
Next, Shen Lang received several calls, some from familiar reporters who wanted to interview him, and some from old friends who wanted to say hello.
Of course, Jingcheng had phone calls with his boss.
One is to show concern for others. The long-legged sister is so considerate. As soon as the call was connected, she criticized the people with ulterior motives and helped Brother Shen find the reason why he was wrongly accused: "Brother Shen, you have been so popular recently. Could it be that these actresses wrote, directed and performed a play to stir up topics with you?"
"You are just too honest. You don't even realize you've been taken advantage of!"
"Brother Shen is just lacking someone to protect you in the crew. If I were in the crew..."
Hmm, if you were in the group you would be more dangerous. I could even bring you that long white legs and Lao Li's Italian cannon!
……
The boss’s phone call was not as harmonious as the long-legged girl’s.
"Haha, miraculous doctor, gynecological expert, Shen Lang, you are having a lot of fun in the group!"
"Boss, let me explain..."
"What else is there to explain? When you come back, remember to bring me a banner with the words [Female Friend] written on it!"
"By the way, it would be great if phones could have a one-touch kill function someday. A scourge like you..."
"Enough, Gu Jialan, I have tolerated you for a long time..." Shen Lang suddenly interrupted the spell and used R to flash and enlarge!
"..."
"Others don't know what kind of person I am, but I didn't expect that you couldn't understand me either!"
Gu Jialan was startled: "Could it be that he remembered..."
"I, Shen Lang, am an upright person. I act for a living, but I never bring the bad things in the play to life outside of the play. In the future, I will make sure that all the accusations against me will be slapped in the face by my integrity!"
Gu Jialan's heart skipped a beat. What on earth was wrong with him? Why did he care so much about Shen Lang's affairs?
Just as she was blaming herself, she suddenly heard a strange voice on the other end of the phone: "Shen Lang, you have so many resources in your notebook, which one is good?"
"If you have a bird, choose a bird. If you don't have a bird, choose a yarn ... Sanji Caihua! Wang Zhuo, I'm on the phone. Don't bother me next time!"
Gu Jialan on the other end of the phone: "Shen Lang, get out of here..."
(End of this chapter)