Chapter 486 Ending
Shen Lang scored a goal by stopping the ball, dribbling past the opponent, and finally using a lob shot, a shot that was not very powerful but very entertaining to watch. The scene was boiling with excitement.
"Fuck! Team Daxiang actually scored a goal!"
"This is different from the sad beginning in the movie script!"
"No matter what, even if the Chinese national football team lets the game go, they can't do this, right? They actually let an amateur team that came out of a movie score a goal!"
"Let's be honest. Even professional players would find it difficult to have the physique, skills and overall perspective to perform the moves that Shen Lang performed just now, right?"
"More than a professional player, what Shen Lang did just now, which national football player can do it? Even if it was just a performance, he was too fierce!"
"No, I think Shen Lang's most amazing thing is his calmness! Just now, he was being chased from behind, tackled from the front, and the goalkeeper blocked his shooting angle, but he just shot with a lob... He's so calm! Shen Lang has a big heart!"
The barrage of comments in the live broadcast room flew down like snowflakes, and everyone was stunned by the skills Shen Lang had just demonstrated.
What was even more surprised than the audience were the players on the field.
Ma Tingxiao is still staring at the football in the net in a daze.
"In the end what happened?"
"How did Shen Lang break through himself?"
"Why can he use the pendulum technique so easily?"
"Shen Lang must have some basic skills! Yes, he has played football before, and he must have been on a professional team! Otherwise, how can we explain such a high level?"
……
At this time, Shen Lang was surrounded by a group of Daxiang team players, and everyone went crazy.
This movie star, this internationally renowned Oscar-winning screenwriter, this big brother in the crew, what the hell, is there that he can't do?
He is omnipotent!
He's even so good at playing football!
Awesome!
I don’t want to talk anymore, awesome!
At this moment, Shen Lang was omnipotent in the eyes of everyone, a god-like existence.
"Fuck, Brother Lang, who taught you how to play football? You must have practiced this before, right?" Peng Mo!
"Brother Lang has a foundation in martial arts, and his physique is something that the rest of us can't compare to. He knows all the Wudang Tiyunzong and Shaolin Yiweidujiang. He must have used Qinggong to make the breakthrough just now!" Zhang Yiming!
……
The Chinese national football team members who were passing by were stunned when they heard this.
Only at this moment did they remember that Shen Lang was not only a world-famous movie star, but also a kung fu superstar.
Just recently, he defeated boxing champion Holleg.
Thinking of this, all the national football players broke into a sweat.
"Who said in the locker room that he wanted to hit Shen Lang's calf? Isn't this a bit like looking for shit in the toilet?"
"What the hell, he's a martial arts master, how can he do this? Is he still kicking?"
"How should I play next? I still have tens of millions of dollars at home and a model wife. I don't want to offend Shen Lang and spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair!"
……
Shen Lang and the other players of the Daxiang team naturally did not know that the mentality of the Chinese national football team had quietly changed.
In the following time, as soon as Shen Lang touched the ball, these defenders seemed to have lost their souls.
Especially Ma Tingxiao, that was not defense at all, he was just a runner-up.
Shen Lang was confused. He broke through as soon as he got the ball. He didn't care about any tactics and just headed towards the opponent's court with his head covered.
Just after thirty minutes of the first half, Shen Lang had completed a hat trick.
"The players of the national football team seem to have concerns!" said Teacher Huang.
Teacher Liu: "That's right, they barely had any defense against Teacher Shen Lang, the whole team was absent-minded, and they were timid when performing their technical moves!"
"Although it was a friendly match, the performance of the Chinese national football team was really incomprehensible!"
……
The fans in the stadium were already angry at this time.
Everyone scolds and mocks the Chinese national football team, but ultimately it is because of the love in their hearts.
But what about them?
We played a friendly match with an amateur, makeshift team, and they conceded three goals in the first half. The team had no fighting spirit at all, and even after three goals, the players on the field were still strolling.
Seeing this scene, the Chinese national football team's homestay in Shanghai was so angry that they cursed: "They don't even have any shame!"
Seeing this situation, Shen Lang felt that there was no point in staying on the field.
He took the initiative to walk to the sidelines and asked the "head coach" Wei Xiang to make a substitution.
Head coach Wei Xiang was already excited, and when he saw Shen Lang proposed to leave the game, he thought he was tired, so he quickly took off the suit he used to show off, revealing the Daxiang team jersey underneath!
"What? Shen Lang asked for a substitution? He's leaving the court?"
“Hahahaha, head coach Wei Xiang actually stretched on the sidelines just like in the movie!”
“Will he [perform] a funny scene for us where he steps on a water bottle on the court?”
……
As the fourth official raised the card, the head coach of the Daxiang team replaced Shen Lang.
When Shen Lang left the field, the entire audience stood up and applauded, bidding farewell to the guy who scored three goals for the national football team.
No matter whether this game was a tacit game or not, no matter whether the Chinese national team let the game go.
But for Shen Lang, who is over 40 years old, what he showed on the court deserves everyone's respect.
How many people in their forties can run like Shen Lang, be as flexible as him, and have such a big heart?
Shen Lang did it!
In the live broadcast room!
"Although Shen Lang has a foul mouth and likes to offend people, he always keeps his word!"
"That's right. The Sea Cucumber Team challenged him, and he immediately formed a team to slap the Sea Cucumber Team in the face!"
"The Sea Cucumber Team will not let us win. Their faces are swollen, and they will not consider anyone's face. There is only one explanation for their defeat, and that is Shen Lang is really too strong!"
"Impossible, this is impossible!"
"Impossible? Before Shen Lang knocked down the gold belt boxing champion, do you think he was just bragging and trying to attract attention?"
"Shen Lang made the delicious [Beauty's Liver] on the spot in front of so many guests. Before that, did you think he was bragging?"
……
The live broadcast room was silent.
Let's think back, indeed, this guy Shen Lang seems to have some kind of magic. No matter how incredible his pretense is, he will always succeed in the end.
Looking at the field again, after Shen Lang left the field, it seemed that the Chinese national football players woke up all of a sudden, and they fought fiercely throughout the field!
But the Daxiang team...
Did the Nima Daxiang team take banned drugs?
Why are they all as fierce as Shen Lang?
"Zhang Yiming scored a goal!!!"
"Oh my god! Wei Xiang scored a goal!!!!!!"
"Oh shit! Chang Yuan and Peng Mo cooperated well and Peng Mo scored a goal......"
“This world is crazy!”
The end!
Shen Lang was interviewed by CCTV.
"Hello Shen Lang, what do you think of today's score of 8 to 1?"
Shen Lang looked at the dejected Chinese national football players passing by, and smiled at the camera: "Friendly match! Both sides were very restrained. Especially the young men of the national football team, they showed a very high level of skills and tactics! Both sides played very relaxed! And the atmosphere was harmonious and friendly! I hope we can have a chance to compete again in the future!"
The reporter smiled and turned around to see Ma Tingxiao hurriedly walking by with his face covered. She hurriedly said, "Captain Ma, can I interview you? Captain Ma, oh, Captain Ma, wait for me..."
(End of this chapter)