Chapter 73 Shen Lang's Dialect and the F*ck You

Shen Lang was excited to see people from the island city!

"Teacher Li, I want to learn a few words of Daocheng dialect from you. Can you teach me now?"

Li Qiu smiled and said, "Of course no problem, wait until I finish your makeup!"

"No!" Shen Lang turned around and said anxiously, "Teach me now, this is very important!"

Li Qiu discovered that Shen Lang was a nice person, but his behavior was strange sometimes.

The actors are queuing outside to get their makeup done, and you, Shen Lang, are staying in the car learning dialect. This...

"So what does Mr. Shen want to learn?"

[Guess who I am? I'll give you three chances! ...]

[No, there are still two times left! ...]

[Okay, okay, don't open your eyes! ]

Li Qiu smiled and said, "Well, Mr. Shen, listen carefully..."

"Guess who I am? Here you go..."

Shen Lang listened carefully to Li Qiu's voice and tone, paying attention to the subtle changes in her lips and teeth.

Just as he was studying hard, a light suddenly flashed in his mind.

It's incomprehensible, what attribute item is activated at this time?

Shen Lang used his mind to look at the entry in his mind, and it turned out to be...

Silver attribute entry——Parrot!
"Ding, I have detected Donkey's need to learn dialects, and the island city dialect is being collected..."

"Male and female voices, adjusting the voices..."

"Voice and intonation implantation in progress..."

"We have detected three sentences of the island city dialect... They have been implanted into Donkey Baby's language habits!"

……

Shit, this is how parrots imitate words?

No, I spent so much time on this skill, and this is it?

Cough!

"Teacher Shen, Teacher Shen!" Just then, Li Qiu's voice woke him up.

Shen Lang came back to his senses, his face full of shock.

"Teacher Shen, can we start putting on makeup?" Li Qiu was a little annoyed as she had been urged several times by the outsider.

Shen Lang swallowed and said, "Teacher Li, let me try to say what I just said. Please listen to see if it sounds like what I said!"

Li Qiu: "..."

Forget it. The crew paid her to come here mainly to serve this person. She has to obey whoever she serves. "Teacher Shen, you try it!"

Shen Lang tried to use his consciousness to control himself and imitate the three dialect sentences spoken by Li Qiugang.

[Guess who I am? I'll give you three chances! ...]

[No, there are still two times left! ...]

[Okay, okay, don't open your eyes! ]

Shen Lang was stunned. After saying these three sentences, it was indeed that taste.

It's the accent of the movie emperor Huang in another time and space.

done?

Parrots imitate others, awesome...

Li Qiu was also dumbfounded. She asked in a daze: "Teacher Shen, are you from our island city?"

"no!"

"So you just learned this from me, so you say it this way?"

"How about it?"

"So similar... No, they are exactly the same! Teacher Shen, you are amazing!"

Shen Lang: "Old Donkey, I misunderstood you..."

……

When Shen Lang got out of the car, the entire filming crew burst into laughter.

What's this person's look?
Her hair was almost shoulder-length and slightly curled at the ends. She was wearing a casual suit and a choker necklace around her neck.

how to say?

She is the type who wants to make a living in fashion, but her natural conditions don't allow it. She has big cheeks, puffy eyes, a bald mouth, eye bags and apple cheeks. She looks rustic as soon as she appears on the stage.

Ning said with a smile: "Teacher Shen, you said before that you wanted to play a dark-skinned person, and I was a little nervous, but after seeing your look, it's no problem, absolutely no problem!"

Han Ping patted his chest and said, "I told you, Teacher Shen's first subversive look was in People, and the makeup artist there is definitely the best in the industry! Invite Teacher Li Qiu, isn't that right? Problem solved..."

"Boss Han is indeed very meticulous!"

"Boss Han has thought it through so thoroughly!"

"Haha, it's all for Teacher Shen. It's no big deal..."

Li Qiu, who had just got off the car, seemed to be possessed by someone, his mind was in a mess: "What's going on? Another brainstorm for no apparent reason..." Everyone was chatting here, and soon after, Li Jing also finished his makeup.

Ning Hao decided to take part in the battle himself this time.

"Teacher Li, I'm so sorry to ask you to audition right after you got off the plane!"

Li Jing: “It’s okay, it’s okay!” (In my mind: We’re shooting the airport scene right after we got off the plane, so we can save money on the connection. As expected, funds are tight!)
Here, Ning Hao put forward Shen Lang's idea and asked Li Jing a question: "Teacher Li, do you have a catchphrase in Hong Kong that can describe the two emotions of surprise and anger at the same time?"

Li Jing thought about it and finally figured out one.

After solving the problem here, Ning Hao announced the start of filming!
"3.2.1.Action!"

The sound of the board was heard, and the international thief Mike had just got off the plane. He was wearing a black leather jacket, black trousers, black sunglasses, a white shirt, and a white suitcase, which immediately highlighted the image of a handsome international thief.

Mike, who was waiting for a car on the roadside, took off his glasses to stop a car, and Ning Hao's camera zoomed in:
Heipi stepped forward and covered Li Jing's eyes!
"Guess who I am? I'll give you three chances!"

The black knife in Mike's hand slipped from his sleeve!
"I think you got the wrong person!"

Everyone in the crew was shocked!

"No, what's going on, Teacher Shen? Where is this dialect?"

"Isn't Mr. Shen from the imperial capital? His dialect sounds fluent!"

……

"Shh!" Ning Hao turned around and glared at the crew members. The plot was still advancing and the actors' filming could not be disturbed.

At this time Shen Lang continued: "No, there are still two rounds left!..."

Mike: "Sir, please let go!"

"Okay, okay, don't open your eyes!"

Shen Lang left the camera, and Han Ping got into a taxi carrying Mike's white suitcase.

It was as if nothing had happened.

Only Mike was left looking around in confusion...

People are coming and going on the street...

Mike bent down to pick up the suitcase...

Gone!

The camera zooms in again, and Mike looks around with an expression as if he had eaten a fly!

"What the heck!"

……

"Clap, clap, clap..." applause broke out at the scene.

Ning Hao and all the cast and crew stood up and applauded Li Jing.

"Great!"

"It was a simple scene of getting off a plane, but it was filmed in a way that left a deep impression on me!"

"It's amazing! Teacher Shen and Teacher Li use their dialects just right!"

……

When Shen Lang and Li Jing came to the monitor, Ning Hao and Peng Mo were still applauding.

"I'll give you a lung...Haha, Teacher Li, this is absolutely amazing!"

Li Jing smiled modestly.

At this time, Ning Hao said to Shen Lang with a sigh: "Teacher Shen, no wonder you proposed to shoot in dialect. I listened to the effect on the spot, and it was really great. To be honest, have you been thinking about this for a long time..."

"Cough cough!" Shen Lang coughed repeatedly.

I want to say that I almost buried myself before, director, believe it or not.

At this time, Peng Mo asked: "Teacher Shen, aren't you from our imperial capital? Where is the dialect you speak from?"

"Island City!"

"What? Island City? Teacher Shen, how come you can speak the Island City dialect?" Peng Mo looked puzzled.

Shen Lang pointed at Li Qiu who was watching the fun beside him and said, "I learned this from Teacher Li when I was putting on makeup just now!"

"hiss……"

"temporary?"

"Is this true? Can you learn like this just by studying temporarily?"

Everyone turned to look at Li Qiu.

Ning Hao said: "Teacher Li, does Teacher Shen speak the authentic Daocheng dialect?"

Li Qiu nodded: "The pronunciation and intonation are more standard than the locals' island city dialect!"

"Hiss..." Everyone gasped again.

Just now?
The time when you put on makeup?

Is it possible to learn like this just by studying temporarily?
"Maybe Teacher Li has some special skills?"

Everyone turned to look at Li Qiu.

Li Qiu was confused: "Me? Do you have any? I guess...!"

　Do you have any memorable villains?
　　You can speak freely!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)