Chapter 77 A Little Accident
Just another ordinary day.

It was not until noon that Shen Lang lazily got up, washed, and ate.

I am used to taking out my phone to check Weibo while eating red oil wonton!

Today's visit volume seems a little different!

[Beautiful Girl Warrior]: @沈浪就不惟惟诺诺V, Mr. Shen, Jingcheng sent three Weibo posts to help you promote "Crazy Stone"! Are people showing off their affection so unscrupulously now?

I clicked on Jingcheng’s Weibo and saw that this girl was really promoting his new film.

"I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt in the cinema last night! I really recommend everyone to watch Crazy Stone!"

"@沈浪不再惟须诺诺V, @《疯狂石》, your new look is so... speechless! It's hard for the makeup artist!"

"Haha, @徐晴天, @Crazy Stone, Big Brother's woman!"

Shen Lang smiled slightly and returned to his homepage.

[Unruly Leg Hair]: Shen Lang, why are there suddenly so many celebrities endorsing your new film today?
Shen Lang was a little confused. Many celebrities? Supporting?

He opened his Weibo friend list and clicked on it. Sure enough, Zhang Yixin, Pan Jie, and director Huang Lu all mentioned "Crazy Stone" in their Weibo posts.

Well, I have good relationships with people, there’s nothing I can do about it!
However, director Huang Lu's Weibo aroused Shen Lang's curiosity.

[Director Huang Lu]: @Kong Hui, after reading the teacher's review, I felt like I was back in school! I will definitely buy a ticket to watch Crazy Stone today!
Kong Hui?

Why does this name sound so familiar?

Shen Lang frowned and thought for a long time but still couldn't remember who this person was.

Click @孔辉……

The next second Shen Lang was stunned.

Kong Hui? Uncle Kong?

Sure enough, the name of Uncle Kong’s latest Weibo post is [Stone, going crazy soon]

The fresh dialect narration style, the classic lines with a black humor style, the unique narrative technique of interlocking links, the absurd yet logically rigorous storyline, coupled with the staggered montage techniques and timely Peking Opera and other soundtracks, make up this "Crazy Stone"!
hiss……

Shen Lang took a deep breath. Uncle Kong, an old man who seemed to care about his foreign language learning and who would brag to the aunties in the park, could actually analyze a movie so professionally?
He looked up and read Kong Hui's profile.

It says, former president of the Imperial Capital Film Academy, chairman of the China Film Association, secretary general of the China Screenwriters Association, president of the China Television Artists Association... (200 words omitted below!)

Damn it! Shen Lang couldn’t help but want to swear.

This Uncle Kong? He is actually a giant in Chinese movies. No, Uncle Kong, are you serious?

Where is that creepy vileness when you call the kid and ask him about learning a foreign language?

Shen Lang was shocked and looked down:

【This play is not only directed well, but the screenwriter is also very skilled. 】

[The hand gesture used by Hei Pi when buying a ticket in the movie! ]

[The two old men exercising by the river, the lady who said "hooligan" on the cable car, each appearance is a metaphor for the plot! ]

【…】

[The screenwriter has polished the details to an extreme! ]

【Let's look at the actors' performances! It makes me feel that this is the best movie with the best performances by actors in the mainland film and television industry in the past five years! 】

……

Shen Lang finally understood why the previous Weibo post said that so many celebrities supported "Crazy Stone"!

When I clicked on the comments, they were filled with big yellow Vs.

Any few of them can be picked here and they are all powerful figures in the mainland film and television circles.

These people then comment and forward...

Shen Lang opened the crew's Weibo with trembling hands.

He was immediately stunned.

Suddenly, countless comments appeared under the crew’s Weibo account, which had been deserted before.

And there are many celebrities among them.

[Liu Xinyu]: @Kong Hui, old dean, after listening to you say so much, I am really moved. I will buy a ticket to watch it tonight and come back to hand in my homework to you!

[Li Yaxuan Studio]: @Dean Kong Hui said it’s a very good play, we must go for it tonight!

[Ganges Water in the Periodic Table]: Is it really that good looking? I'm so curious! [Huang Yuzhe]: I've seen it, and I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt! Brands accompany you on your journey!
……

That night, more and more people came to the cinema to buy tickets for "Stone".

"If you need money, just ask your dad for it. Just tell your dad that you were kidnapped. I don't believe your dad doesn't care about you!"

"Fighting with Daddy is endless fun!"

【Hahahahahahaha...】A burst of laughter broke out in the cinema.

The camera cuts to a light rail car, where Dao Ge, Xiao Jun, and Hei Pi, played by Shen Lang, team up to deceive people...

At the beginning, Xiaojun was hugging his clothes and closing his eyes to rest. At this time, a man dressed in Bangbang walked into the picture.

The man was wearing a blue jacket, had flowing hair, and was holding a standard bamboo pole in his hand.

"It's Shen Lang!"

"Fuck, it's Shen Lang, this look... I'm almost laughing my ass off!"

At this time, a classic scene of Shen Lang in the play appeared. The camera was focused on his face, and he shook his head handsomely, with the other half of his hair covering his forehead.

"Hahaha!"

"Why can't I help but laugh when I see Shen Lang's every move?"

"No, he acted really well, so naturally! He looks exactly like the Bang Bang I saw when I was a kid!"

As the plot develops, the three people's old-fashioned scam is discovered by everyone in the carriage, and everyone in the carriage avoids it.

At this time, the woman next to Hei Pi seemed to have no reaction.

Just when all the audience were curious about what was going on.

The scene changed, and an older woman hurriedly walked up to the woman and made some sign language gestures to the woman next to Heipi.

original……

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"It turns out this lady is disabled! I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!"

"These three fools still want to cheat money? Hahaha..."

……

It exploded, it exploded completely, and it was an all-round explosion!!

Anyone who has seen the movie will talk about the funny parts in the movie after leaving the theater.

"Brand, accompany you on the road!"

"I'm gonna give you a lung..."

"You insulted my personality and my intelligence!"

"Thunder could strike you eight times, but you wouldn't get hit once!"

Overnight, the whole society was filled with "Crazy Stone".

At work, men's toilet
"I'm used to it. Squatting and pulling are healthy!"

A young couple eating at a food stall.

Man: "I was a body artist in Hong Kong, but I was forced to become a tabloid reporter. Don't you think this is forcing a good woman into prostitution?"

Woman: "You simply have no talent, don't get me wrong!"

Man: "The world has changed. There are no good people anymore!"

Woman: "You've been talking all night, if you keep talking nonsense to me, go to sleep on the sofa tonight."

male:"……"

Ning Hao: "Teacher Shen, what happened? Why did it suddenly explode...?"

Shen Lang: "There was a little accident..."

Peng Mo: "Fuck, why are you reciting lines too?"

　water?

　　nonexistent!

　　I was born with little water!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)