Chapter 85: Re-employment ability brought by Laolu
The two seemed to be playing a game of charades, but neither of them knew what was going on.
It turns out that in the script, Zhou Chaoxian was upset because he was being targeted by the Investigation Bureau.
When he returned home in the evening, his woman Cui Miaoxiang turned on the TV with the volume turned up very loud, and she was singing in the cloakroom while trying on clothes.
Zhou Chaoxian was already furious, and when he heard her singing to herself, he couldn't help it. He picked up his things and went to the cloakroom to beat his wife.
but……
He was indeed beaten.
It’s just that in the last second he was hitting with something in his hand, and in the next second he changed to a small flying stick.
This scene was described very explicitly in the script. Just reading the script reminded Shen Lang of the contents of those pamphlets hidden in the secret corners of street bookstalls when he was in school.
Thinking of this, the incident that happened during filming today emerged in his mind.
That semicircular patch of white is like two hills suddenly appearing on the white beach. Under the sunlight, they are tall, dazzling and charming.
The hill was only half exposed in the sunlight.
But it is this half that makes the lost traveler very eager to explore the full picture of the two sand dunes and the cylindrical short stumps on the sand dunes.
Back to the hotel.
Just after taking a shower, Shen Lang's phone rang.
Ning Hao's excited voice came from the other end of the phone: "Teacher Shen, Crazy Stone is out today. Guess how much money our final box office will be?"
Shen Lang was cheered up when he heard that. Yes, today was the day when "Crazy Stone" would be downloaded.
"How many?"
"Eighty-eight million..., hahahaha!"
Shen Lang was numb. He remembered that in another time and space, the final box office of "Crazy Stone" just broke even. He didn't expect that in this life, because of his time travel, the box office of this movie would soar so high from the beginning.
Eighty-eight million!
According to the previous agreement with Liu Dehua, he can directly take away 8.8 million, and that's after tax!
Isn't this getting better?
Haha!
"Teacher Shen, it's so exciting to work with you! You must be in my plays from now on!"
Ten minutes later, Peng Mo called: "Teacher Shen, from now on, you must be in my scripts!"
Can these two people change their words?
Or maybe you can take some practical action?
We also want to be someone like Liu Dehua, who is either filming or on the way to film every day, okay?
After hanging up the phone, Shen Lang was just about to do a free fall on the big bed in the hotel.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the old donkey suddenly appeared.
"Ding, the movie Crazy Stone in which Donkey Bao participated was a huge success, with the box office almost reaching thirty times the original investment amount..."
"If the box office exceeds the investment amount by ten times, Donkey will receive 1 special entertainment attribute entry! A small gain on the attribute panel! "
"The final box office exceeded the investment by twenty times, so Donkey Bao's reward will be doubled!"
Shen Lang got anxious when he heard this: "Wait a minute, old donkey!"
Old Donkey: “…”
"Eighty-eight million is approximately equal to ninety million, ninety million is thirty times, give me the approximate value of the reward as well!"
Old Donkey: "Goodbye, Donkey is leaving!"
"Beep beep beep..., damn, you come as you please, leave as you please, do you think my brain is a public toilet?"
Finally, Shen Lang compromised: "You win... Double is double!"
"Congratulations to Donkey Treasure. The box office has exceeded the investment amount by twenty times. Donkey Treasure has obtained the special entertainment attribute entry:
Silver attribute entry, intermediate level of villain acting skills in drama, skits, and folk art*1, growth attribute! Can generate secondary attributes! "
"Congratulations to Donkey Bao, the box office exceeded the investment amount by twenty times, Donkey Bao received the bonus attribute entry:
Gray attribute entry, one hundred and eight methods of thickening sauce 1! Growth attribute, can produce secondary attributes! "
"What the hell is this? There isn't a single decent grey attribute entry?"
"Old Donkey, can you please understand? I am an actor, not a chef. If you teach me 108 ways to thicken a sauce, what use will I have to learn?"
This time the old donkey decided not to remain silent. Its deep voice echoed in Shen Lang's mind: "It's good to have many skills. I am giving you a chance to find another job at Jiaoben Chicken. You can thank me!"
Shen Lang thought about it and it seemed to make sense. He heard that there was a big market for Chinese cuisine in Jiaopenji. If he got laid off or became unemployed one day, he could always go to Jiaopenji to cook Mapo Tofu with his skills in thickening!
Look, isn't this a misunderstanding of Lao Lu? Good man!
Let’s look at another attribute entry, thickening… No, it’s the intermediate level of villain acting in dramas, sketches, and folk art!
This is a bit awesome.
As we all know, drama, sketches and folk art are important components of performing arts.
Among them, many actors come from drama backgrounds.
Actors of this type either die miserably on the big screen or become extremely popular with their acting skills.
For Shen Lang, with the addition of this entry, isn’t it another channel for improving his acting skills?
Good thing!
I just don’t know when I’ll have the opportunity to perform in dramas and sketches.
He is not familiar with the people in those two tracks!
distressed!
"Ding!"
Hasn’t the old donkey left yet?
"Congratulations to Donkey Bao, the box office has exceeded the investment amount by twenty times, and Donkey Bao's chance of getting a small increase in the attribute panel has doubled!"
[Host: Shen Lang]
[Age: 38 years old]
[Appearance: 74+2+2=78. Your appearance has passed its peak, but your figure is well maintained. You are very [very bold] handsome among middle-aged people! ]
[Physique: 55+3+3=61, nothing good except strong kidneys, barely pass [barely bold]]
[Ability: 20+5+5=30. The villain's acting skills are one in a hundred, but the whole system shares the same roles, which lowers the overall score! ]
[Assets: one set of Tomson Yipin (temporarily frozen), one Lawrence Mercedes-Benz VS500L (temporarily frozen). ]
[Newly collected tags: Intermediate level villain acting skills in drama, skits, and folk art*1, 1 postures and methods for thickening sauce ·! ]
[First-level label attribute: acting skills]
[Sub-category 1: Intermediate villain acting skills]:
【Scammers】: 30/100;
【Sex Maniac Ⅱ】: 10/200;
[Peeping Tom II]: 0/200;
【Humbug Blind Flow II】: 0/200;
[To be developed]: 0/100;
[To be developed]: 0/100;
……
【Intermediate villain acting skills】: 60/100!
[Sub-category 2: Intermediate villain acting skills in dramas, skits, and folk art]:
【Drama】:0/100;
【Sketch】: 0/200;
【Crosstalk】:0/200;
[To be developed]: 0/100;
……
[Intermediate level of villain acting in dramas, skits, and folk art]: 0/100!
Below the two secondary attributes, there is an independent gray attribute.
[One hundred and eight methods of thickening]:
Missionary V: 90/100;
【Old Man VIII】: 50/100;
[To be developed]: 0/100;
……
【Posture method development progress】: 26/1000;
When Shen Lang saw the data, he gasped. Damn, missionaries and old men can also cook Mapo Tofu?
Why do I always feel sorry for the original owner?
Thirty-eight years of life, 13 times of thickening?
The kitchen is too small, bad review!
(End of this chapter)