Chapter 316 I am already an adult, let me tell you a story! (Please give me a monthly ticket!)
"!!!"

Jiaxijiye blinked, feeling a little confused and unhappy.

He is already an eleven-day-old adult and no longer a baby who needs breastfeeding!
“O Lord!”

"Go back and rest according to the thirteen auspicious rituals. You should get as much sleep as a child!"

The immortal Zhongyou put his hands together and bowed.

"???"

Hearing this, Indra blinked and looked puzzled.

Why had he never heard of this ceremony?

"What are these auspicious thirteen rituals?"

Indra asked.

Hearing this, the immortal Zhongyou stood up slightly, stood with his head tilted, and said with a smile: "I summarized and created these thirteen auspicious children's rituals. The moment I created the rituals, the great heaven summoned me and asked me to assist Kashijiya!"

"I think!"

“This must be God’s guidance to me, to let me use and spread these thirteen auspicious children’s rituals.”

The immortal Zhongyou shook his head with a smile on his face.

what? !

Created by the immortal friends!

Indra was quite surprised and looked at his friends in amazement.

The immortal Zhongyou smiled slightly.

The next moment, he flipped his cane, and a piece of wood orange leaf appeared in his hand. He flicked it lightly, and the wood orange leaf tumbled in the air.

Swish!
A flash of golden light instantly shone out from the leaves of the citrus tree and turned into a patch of light and shadow.

"After a woman becomes pregnant, she must first perform the [Pregnancy Ceremony] to pray for a son to be born soon; then the [Abstinence Ceremony] is performed, and the husband must control his desires!"

"Four months into the pregnancy, my wife performed a [pregnancy-preserving ritual]."

"If they separate, they will have to go through a [birthing ritual]."

"The baby will undergo a naming ceremony eleven days after birth, and a leaving ceremony will be held four months later, allowing the baby to go outdoors."

"The [feeding ritual] begins at six months."

"After one year, a [hair-shaving ceremony] is performed to remove the fetal hair."

"At the age of five, the [ear piercing ceremony] begins, and the ears are pierced; in the same year, the [entrance ceremony] is held, the sacred thread is worn, and the Vedas are studied."

“When the study is finished, you can have a [graduation ceremony], which means that the child is about to enter the second stage of life - the home-living stage.”

"The next step is the most important [wedding ceremony], which marks the beginning of the family residence period!"

"After getting married, a [house ceremony] will be held, where the bride bids farewell to her parents and moves to her husband's house!"

“That’s about it!”

“I summarized and created them all!”

The immortal friends nodded slightly.

As he spoke, the light on the leaves of the tangerine tree became brighter and brighter.

Lines of mysterious Sanskrit appeared in between, appearing before the eyes of the gods.

The words of Immortal Zhongyou were just a simplified version. In the golden light, line after line, words appeared and were generated quickly downwards, adding details.

For example, in the [Hair Shaving Ceremony].

The baby's head is washed with holy water, all the hair is shaved off as a sacrifice to the gods, sprinkled into the river, and calming turmeric powder is applied to the top of the baby's head.

Jiaxijiye also raised his head, opened his mouth slightly, and looked at the flickering light and shadow in astonishment.

Shave your whole body!

Jiaxijiye immediately covered his head with his hands.

He doesn't want his hair to be shaved!

"Shave your head!"

"Dedicated to the holy river, if I throw the shaved hair into the Ganges, the goddess Ganges will definitely take it as a provocation!"

"After all, Ganges didn't get to adopt the child, and ended up receiving the fetal hair that was sent to her."

Indra took in the scene.

He shook his head, his heart moved, and he couldn't help laughing.

"My Lord, your ritual is quite good, but you got the wrong person!"

"Gashijiya doesn't need this!"

Indra said.

His eyes were focused, with a smile in his calmness, and he slowly looked at all his friends and immortals.

"He needs to learn martial arts now!"

"The sooner he becomes a skilled warrior, the sooner he can save the three realms!" "These are not important!"

Indra said.

Hearing this, the Immortal Friends frowned and shook his head.

"Castle Crashers, how can you say such a thing!"

"These thirteen rules are strictly divided and summarized according to the Vedas. Each one contains auspicious power and can protect future generations."

“Whether it is Mahadeva, Narayana, or Brahma, I believe they will approve.”

"O Homo sapiens! O Guardian!"

"This is an auspicious ritual that I created after traveling all over the human world! It is my ascetic practice!"

"How can you say it's not important!"

"How can you deny this auspicious ceremony!"

The immortal Zhongyou frowned.

He clenched his cane and his face looked a little grim.

This was an auspicious ritual that he had worked so hard to come up with, how could he say it was not necessary!

Hearing this, Indra smiled.

He shook his head, turned around and walked to his seat, sat down steadily, and then smiled calmly at his friends and immortals.

"Friends of the World!"

"Have you ever heard the story of 'Little Pony Crossing the River'?"

Indra said.

"???"

“Never heard of it!”

The sage friends were puzzled and looked at Indra questioningly.

The gods also blinked and looked at each other, their eyes filled with confusion.

Little Pony Crossing the River?

They hadn't heard of it either. Could it be that this was a story heard by Indra's incarnation, Karmapa?
Jiaxijiye was also full of curiosity and interest!

"Everyone, please sit down and let me tell you slowly!"

Indra smiled.

He waved his hand, and a faint golden light floated out from his hand, like the morning glow, falling in front of everyone's eyes and turning into a huge blanket.

Everyone sat cross-legged on the ground.

"Listen to this story between animals!"

"On the earth, there is a mare whose color is like moonlight. Her wisdom is as bright as her mane. She is the wisest among animals!"

"She has a child!"

"One day the mare will need the foal to carry the load across the river alone."

Indra is telling the story.

Strands of divine light shone out from the blanket and were projected into the air, transforming into a strong and beautiful mare and an agile foal.

Indra continued.

"The pony walked to the river, met a bull, and asked if he could cross the river!"

"The river is very shallow, barely above my calves," replied the bull!

"But a squirrel nearby jumped down and stopped him, saying: The river is very deep, and my companion fell in and drowned."

Here Indra narrates.

The foal in the light and shadow stood by the river, raising its hooves from time to time, but did not dare to move forward.

"The foal returned home in fear and met its mother!"

"This wise mare said, other people's experience may not be suitable for you, so go and give it a try!"

"The colt came to the river again and entered the river!"

"Then he discovered that the river was neither as shallow as the bull said, nor as deep as the squirrel said!"

Indra said slowly.

Jia Xijiye suddenly realized and said, "What suits others may not suit you!"

The gods also blinked and looked at the immortal friends.

"..."

Upon hearing this, the immortal Zhongyou's face darkened. He understood the story.

But this story is clearly a mockery of him!
Swish!
The next moment, the immortal friends stood up.

(End of this chapter)