Chapter 240: Fishy, ​​Cat Raising Experience
"My son! My son!"

"Where are you two princes?"

Seeing a man in armor as fat as a mountain and as bloated as a ball, crying and shouting for his parents, rushing into the mansion like a pig and a dog, the man was none other than Chu Lushan, the hawk dog among the three dogs of Xu Xiao's six adopted sons.

"My two princes, I finally get to see you. For the past three years, I have been thinking about you day and night, and I have lost my appetite!"

Chu Lushan looked like he was crying bitterly. He slid to his knees in front of Xu Fengnian and Xu Chunlin, and was extremely flattering to them. When he touched Xu Fengnian's wrist, which was so thin that it was bone-thin, he cried even more heartbrokenly.

"My prince, you have lost weight. I am so heartbroken!"

"Don't want tea or food?"

Xu Fengnian rubbed Chu Lushan's fat face hard and deliberately joked, "But why do I feel like you've gained dozens of pounds?"

"He has lost weight, absolutely lost a lot of weight. If you don't believe me, I will weigh it right away. If it weighs one pound of meat, I will cut one pound of meat. If it weighs ten pounds, I will cut ten pounds." Chu Lushan assured again and again.

Xu Fengnian looked disgusted and asked, "Why do I need your meat?"

"You can feed it to the dog!"

puff!
Xu Chunlin spat out a mouthful of tea and couldn't help but give Chu Lushan a thumbs up. No one else could be so flattering.

I couldn't help but sigh: "General Chu is really a good brother to us brothers!"

"Hey, you two princes, please be polite. Just call me Lu Qiu'er."

Without further ado, Chu Lushan directly stated the purpose of his visit today, and said with a sly smile, "The two princes have been traveling for three years, so I guess you haven't been to brothels often."

"A new courtesan has arrived in Zijin Tower. She is extremely talented and beautiful, and is also good at sword dancing. That grace, wow! That appearance, tsk!" Chu Lushan said as he smacked her face carefully.

"It's the best in Liangzhou. As soon as we arrived, we were waiting for the two princes to come back. That waist, hey, those legs, huh, I wonder if the two princes have time?" asked Chu Lushan.

"I'm free~"

Xu Fengnian hesitated for a moment, then looked at Xu Chunlin, gave him a look and asked, "Are you going or not?"
Xu Chunlin shook his head, stood up, patted Xu Fengnian on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you can go by yourself, but remember to bring the person back to me. I'm in need of a raccoon slave. Oh, and let Old Huang go with you. He has traveled with you for three years. Even if he has no credit, he has worked hard!"

Xu Fengnian nodded, then followed Chu Lushan out with his arm around his shoulder, followed by a little clay figurine dressed as a man with a resentful look on its face and a cheerful Old Huang.

After watching Chu Lushan and Xu Fengnian leave the house, Nangong Pushe noticed something was wrong and asked, "Why did you specifically ask that old servant to accompany you out? Is there anything special about him?"

Xu Chunlin glanced at Nangong Pushe and said, "How do you think a playboy can return safely after traveling abroad for three years?"

"You mean the old servant...?"

Nangong Pushe now felt that there were many hidden talents in the Beiliang Palace. Who would have thought that such a mean-looking, toothless old servant could be such a master.

Fortunately, Xu Chunlin did not tell Nangong Pushe Lao Huang's true identity, otherwise he would be even more amazed.

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In the evening, Xu Fengnian came back in a rage.

Well, I was just teasing a fish, and before I could even think about eating it, I ended up covered in the fishy smell. If it wasn't for Old Huang, I would have been injured.

And his younger brother got a beautiful woman for free.

Xu Fengnian looked at Xu Chunlin with suspicion on his face and asked, "Did you know this a long time ago?"

Xu Chunlin pretended to be dumb and said, "Know what? Know that you were assassinated? Or do you know about the courtesan Yu Youwei?"

"Chunlin, you're cheating me again!" "Aren't there all the parts missing from your body? What did I cheat you of?" Xu Chunlin said with a smile.

As he spoke, Xu Chunlin looked at Yu Youwei who was holding the white cat. He picked up the white cat named Wu Meiniang with one hand and held it in his arms, caressing it.

It's strange to say, Wu Meiniang was about to get angry, but as soon as Xu Chunlin picked her up, she seemed to be dependent on him.

Xu Chunlin touched the white cat, which was neither bloated nor thin. His touch was extremely smooth, like snow-white satin, just like the enchanting figure of its owner. Even a little more or less would not be inappropriate. The spiritual white cat had a pair of eyes that were as bright as rubies and were extremely beautiful.

Yu Youwei was a little anxious when she saw Xu Chunlin taking away her life, but when she saw Wu Meiniang enjoying it, she couldn't help but curse inwardly: You have no conscience!
Xu Chunlin is extremely powerful, how could he not have heard it clearly?
He came to Yu Youwei, gently lifted her chin with his fingers, and admired her deep cleavage. She was indeed the most beautiful person in the world, with her toes invisible when she looked down.

It's much better than Jiang Ni's poor figure.

Among the many maids in this mansion, Jiang Ni can be said to be the one who saves the most fabric.

He smiled evilly at Yu Youwei and said, "This cat is smarter than humans. It knows that good birds choose trees to inhabit and good beasts choose people to serve. But why are you so stubborn, my master?"

"Pooh!"

"How can a man be like an animal and abandon his master and father?"

Yu Youwei turned her head away, but her words were still harsh, just like a cat with its claws bared and teeth bared, bluffing.

Jiang Ni wanted to stop it, but due to the tyranny of the great devil Xu Chunlin, she couldn't even hide behind Xu Fengnian, so how could she dare to support him?

That’s right, Jiang Ni, the proud little girl, is most afraid of not Xu Weixiong or Xu Xiao, but Xu Chunlin, a man who eats both meat and vegetables.

Jiang Ni knew very well that if she fell into Xu Chunlin's clutches, no one in the Beiliang Palace would dare to say a word. As for Xu Fengnian, Xu Chunlin's hobby since childhood was to beat his father during meal times, and then beat Doudou after beating his father.

Wu Su dotes on him, Xu Xiao is afraid of him, Xu Fengnian gives in to him, eldest sister Xu Zhihu loves him, second sister Xu Weixiong protects him, and younger brother Xu Longxiang is even more obedient.

In short, Xu Chunlin's words asked Xu Longxiang to punch his father Xu Xiao, and Xu Longxiang would definitely do it without hesitation. In his eyes, his second brother is always right.

As a result, Xu Chunlin became the emperor of the family, and the bottom position in the family naturally belonged to Xu Xiao.

As we all know, there are five levels in the Beiliang Palace, family emperor position Xu Chunlin > family status Wu Su Xu Weixiong and Xu Zhihu > family younger brother position Xu Longxiang > family lower position Xu Fengnian > family bottom position Xu Xiao.

It’s hard to describe Xu Xiao’s suffering!
Xu Chunlin was not angry at Yu Youwei's silent resistance. Instead, he carried her on his shoulders. Yu Youwei wanted to struggle, but Xu Chunlin slapped her on the steep buttocks, causing waves, just like teaching a disobedient kitten a lesson.

It can be imagined that there must be a bright red five-finger mark on the snow-white plumpness.

"Ah, put me down!"

Yu Youwei felt embarrassed and annoyed, and punched Xu Chunlin's back with her pink fists, but to him it was just like a tickle.

Disobedient cats need to be disciplined, otherwise they will stretch out their claws every day. It may be fun at first, but after a long time, you will still prefer the clingy cats.

Of course, Xu Chunlin also has a way to deal with this kind of cat. He just needs to convince it with some words.

Xu Chunlin carried the beauty back to his own yard, sharing the burden with his brother. It was really painful!
"Humph, you are incompetent!"

After he left, Jiang Ni, seeing that she couldn't protect her own people, stepped on Xu Fengnian's toes and left angrily.

"Ah, it hurts, little clay figurine, you are rebelling!"

Xu Fengnian covered his feet and cried out in pain.

(End of this chapter)