Chapter 281 The Weakest Human God
"Maybe I don't like women, but I like pretty ones."
The Taoists looked at Queyin Daojun, and a sense of absurdity gradually emerged in their hearts.
"and many more!!!"
The Supreme Taoist Lord suddenly came to his senses and slapped each of the Taoist Lords present to wake them up.
"Cough cough!"
"What was I thinking about just now!"
All the Taoist Lords made a fool of themselves and turned their heads away, forcing themselves not to look at him. They could only say that the Taoist Lord Qipo was indeed worthy of the title of the Lord of Seven Sins, as he almost bewitched them to the point of losing their Taoist faith.
Lu Chun had noticed something was wrong from the beginning, and reminded Queyin Daojun: "Queyin, you better put away your magical powers first. I'm afraid that we won't be able to continue this business."
"Ala, this is so boring!"
Queyindu Lord smiled, restrained his "charm", and then sat quietly on the throne that symbolized lust, shaking his legs.
Lu Chun shook his head helplessly. He could only say that none of the Seven Souls Daojuns were worry-free. However, the meeting had to go on, so he had to ask Queyin Daojun, "Which world did you reincarnate into?"
Queyin Daojun said with a grin, "You can guess it!"
The hot-tempered Zhang Xiaochun was the first to lose control. With a revengeful mentality, he took out the Qingping Sword, put it on Queyin Daojun's neck, and asked, "Will you tell me or not? If not, I'll chop you off!"
I saw cold sweat on Queyin Daojun's forehead. He stretched out his hand and gently moved the sword away: "It's just a little joke, is it that serious?"
"As for ~?"
Zhu Xian Zhang Xiaochun grinned: "What do you think?"
All I can say is that every evildoer will be punished by his own evil. When faced with Zhang Xiaochun, the Taoist Master Shangqing Yujing, the Taoist Master Queyin Dao readily gave in.
Queyindoujun: "I said, I said, is it not enough? The world I live in is..."
I saw Que Yin Dao Jun took a deep breath and said, "Is it wrong to seek a chance encounter in a dungeon?"
Lu Chun: "?!!"
Supreme Taoist: "(☆☆), there is another world where you can collect Taoist talismans."
At the beginning of the Wu Geng era: "Tsk, why do I always feel that this guy and that Freya are a good match?"
Zhu Xian Zhang Xiaochun: "I totally agree!"
The Queen of Queyin said unconvincedly, "What? I am obviously from Hestia's family!"
Lu Chun: "What about your body? It doesn't look like it was just born, right?"
Lord Queyindou explained helplessly: "Who told me to reincarnate in the underground city? And you also know the mechanism of the underground city, how could a human be born in it?"
"So I was forced into no choice but to create my own life. Now I am a heretic who was reborn with the blood and essence of the original body as a mixture of monster flesh and human flesh."
Lu Chun: "Heretics? Are they some special monsters that have intelligence and can speak?"
Lord Queyin nodded. "Yes, they can use weapons on earth. Most of them admire the scenery on earth and want to coexist with humans and demihumans."
"Originally, only Uranus, Ganesha, and Fels knew about it. Later, Hestia's family rescued one of their members by chance and communicated with them. Gradually, they became friendly with them. Some of the family members knew of their existence. Because they were attacked by humans and monsters, most of them hid in unexplored areas where there were no monsters."
Lu Chun looked strange: "So where is the plot of your reincarnation world?"
Queyindaojun: "The plot hasn't even started yet!"
"I just used a human identity to get out of the dungeon, and then I met Hestia with my charm, hehe!"
Lu Chun held his forehead and said, "Okay, you don't need to tell me what's going to happen next. I think I should be very clear about it."
Lu Chun turned around and looked at the last two of the Seven Souls Daojuns and asked, "You two are the only ones left. Tell me, which world did you two reincarnate into?"
The Taoist Lord of Purification and the Taoist Lord of Stinky Lungs looked at each other. One of them controls laziness, and the other controls greed. The Taoist Lord of Purification yawned, and then said, "I'll go first. I was reincarnated into the world of One Punch Man and was just born. However, this world is also quite dangerous. After all, I was attacked by a monster not long after I was born."
Lu Chun nodded: "The One Punch Man world is pretty good. The upper limit of the world is relatively low, but what is valuable is that its story background has the universe. Boros's surface combat power can be the emperor of the universe. If it's you, won't you just kill people randomly?"
The Taoist Master of Purification looked lazy, lying on the table, yawning and saying, "Indeed, but I think we should be more careful about the Bald Demon King. According to my personality, I might choose to play games with him and then be a jerk."
"Forehead………"
Lu Chun was completely speechless.
The Supreme Taoist Master's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he doubted: "Can the Taoist Master of Elimination of Filth really achieve anything with his temperament? Why not call him back!"
The Taoist Master of Purification yawned again and changed his lying position: "Whatever you want, I'm fine with it... I need to take a nap first, sizzle!"
Lu Chun slapped his forehead and said, this is a meeting, not a place for you to sleep.
Lu Chun felt that as a big boss, his workplace was being reorganized by the newly born Taoist Master of Elimination of Filth.
Zhang Xiaochun wanted to wake him up, but Lu Chun waved his hand and said, "Let him be. You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, especially since he is really asleep. He would never sit when he can lie down, and would never stand when he can sit."
"Stinky Lung Daojun, what about you?"
I saw Stinky Lung Daojun smile bitterly and said: "The world I reincarnated into is a bit miserable, so I saved myself for last."
Lu Chun asked curiously: "What world?"
Stinky Lung Daojun: "Game Life!"
Lu Chun turned his head with a stiff neck: "Your reincarnation race is not human, right?"
Stinky Lung Taoist nodded helplessly, his face bitter and said: "Although I want to say no, but this is the reality."
Lu Chun held his forehead and said:
"What kind of luck do you have!"
Lu Chun knew about the world of No Game No Life.
In that worldview, the heavens and the earth collapsed, the stars shattered, and the gods and the fourteen races they created launched a thousand-year-long war to compete for the throne of the only true God.
From some day on, the sun burning with white flames disappeared, and dark clouds covered the entire sky.
After the death of the elves, their bodies turned into deadly ashes, floating between heaven and earth. This substance, called spirit bones, would burn the exposed skin directly if it came into contact with it.
There are fifteen races on this war-torn planet, and their strengths vary.
First up is the Old Gods at the top of the pyramid, followed by Phantasmagoria, Elf, Dragonite, Giant, Flügel, Elf, Dwarf, Fairy, Ex-Machina, Demon, Vampire, Tsukuyori, Werebeast, and Seaborn.
The suffocating class order is engraved in the bones of all living things, and the differences between races above sixth and below seventh in the hierarchy are even greater.
They use biology and life as boundaries. Higher-level races look down on lower-level races. Each of them possesses infinite life and terrifying destructive power. The weak can only protect themselves by banding together for warmth and using civilization and weapons that far surpass those of the higher-level races.
However, in this environment, there is still one kind of creature that survives.
That's human beings!
This is the only life born from nature, with a weak body, backward civilization, and zero magical adaptability!
In the eyes of the superior races, they did not even regard them as living beings.
Any war between two races can easily destroy the entire human tribe and the developing civilization. How on earth do they manage to survive?
no one knows!
Lu Chun asked tentatively: "I remember that the rules of that world are quite strict. Can the strength you shared still be used?"
Stinky Lung Daoist Lord nodded: "It can still be used, but the essence of your blood that I carry with me has been transformed into spiritual essence under the influence of the world's rules."
"He is just the weakest human god!"
(End of this chapter)