Chapter 77: Tizi's defeat, the Yuan Dynasty's early changes

"We are in the game!"

"It seems that I have no choice but to join the game myself!"

Yuan Tiangang looked at the bright moon in the sky and muttered to himself.

After he finished speaking, he leaped up lightly, leaving a phantom behind, and then disappeared.

And above the clouds in the sky, there was a person hiding his figure with mist. This person was none other than the Jade Emperor, and the thunderbolt was also his work.

As Yuan Tiangang disappeared into the vast mountains and wilderness, Jade Emperor Daojun waved his golden-patterned sleeves to dispel the mirages in front of him, so that they no longer reflected the scene below.

His expression was quite playful.

The birthplace of Yuan Tiangang may, it seems, be a little bit wrong and was thrown into Yuan Tiangang's tomb.

Jade Emperor Daojun can swear to the Jade Emperor that he really didn’t mean it, and it was definitely not because he was in a bad mood or had the intention of playing around that he specially found such a “resurrection point” for Gangzi!
Yuan Tiangang himself had taken the elixir of immortality. I hope Na Dutong doesn’t really think that the ancient people from the Tang Dynasty have come back to life, otherwise the suspicion on Yuan Tiangang cannot be cleared even if he jumps into the Yellow River!
It’s fun to think about it!

Hahaha!
Jade Emperor Daojun chuckled, then turned into a stream of golden light and disappeared into the sky.

Afterwards, he chose different landing locations for the other several people and was very satisfied with his masterpiece.

If he doesn't cause trouble, is he still the Jade Emperor?

.........

Tianshi Mansion of Longhu Mountain, in the back mountain.

Lu Chun looked at the Jade Emperor Daojun who seemed a little bit at a loss opposite him. He just put on a flattering smile as if the baby knew he was wrong and would definitely make the same mistake again next time. Lu Chun felt a pang of pain in his liver.

Good guy!
It's true that Lu Chun likes to stir up trouble, but he didn't expect that the Jade Emperor Daojun was so good at it. Gangzi "resurrected" from his own tomb, and beat the person in charge of the Southwest Region half to a pulp as soon as he appeared. He was really afraid that Naduotong's pursuit and interception would not be strong enough!

Lu Chun could already imagine Yuan Tiangang's future life, with no food to eat, so he might as well set up a stall to tell fortunes. His predictions were accurate and each divination was worth thousands of gold. He might as well go back to his old business!
Without exception, Lu Chun beat up Jade Emperor Daojun directly. There were two slap marks on Jade Emperor Daojun's chubby little face, plus the one on his butt, exactly four in total. It was obvious that he was severely punished.

What should you do if your child is disobedient? Most of the time, he is spoiled, so just give him a spanking.

The second generation master of the Pantheon was spanked by Lu Chun today, the kind that made him cry!

Jade Emperor Daojun poked at his little hands with tearful eyes, the Haotian Dao pattern on his forehead wrinkled together, and looked at Lu Chun cautiously, and asked: "Um, Master, if there is nothing else, can I leave first?"

"Walk?"

Lu Chun raised his sword-like eyebrows and said with a smile: "Where are you going?"

The Jade Emperor Daojun wrinkled his face and said pitifully, "Don't laugh, my Lord. It's not good for you to laugh. I'm afraid.

I have a lot of things to do. Do you think everyone is like you, a hands-off boss who leaves everything to me?"

Of course, the last few sentences were whispered by the Jade Emperor.

Lu Chun narrowed his eyes: "It seems that you haven't been beaten enough, do you want me to add more burden to you?"

When Jade Emperor Daojun heard this, he immediately shuddered, "No, please don't, I'm so busy now!"

"I have to manage the gods of the Pantheon, I have to arrange the expansion of the underworld, and I have to write novels, make TV series, run my Tianchen Group, absorb the spiritual will of all living beings, and use it to expand my incense and mind power."

"I get up earlier than the chickens and sleep later than the dogs. My position as the Jade Emperor is not as good as those emperors in the mortal world. At least they can still be willful and foolish sometimes. With three jobs added up, my shoulders are almost sore from exhaustion!"

The Jade Emperor cried, "Can you really bear it?"

It really makes those who hear it sad and those who listen to it cry!
But Lu Chun still nodded without hesitation and said, "How can I bear it! Isn't the plan to release you just to let you serve as a qualified tool?

Otherwise, do you want to develop a new world like the Three Pure Ones and the True Martial Daoist Lords?"

The Jade Emperor whispered: "Rather than working myself to death and overtime day and night, I would rather be reincarnated. A short pain is worse than a long one. A lifetime will pass in the blink of an eye!"

"Send me a clone to replace my miserable life!" "There's no point in wailing!"

Lu Chun curled his lips and said, "I'll give you some authority. When you have nothing to do in the future, you can go into Hongmeng Space to take over Yuanchu Daojun and be the reception administrator!"

Lu Chun patted the Jade Emperor Daojun on the shoulder and said very skillfully: "Come on, those who are capable will do more work. I am optimistic about you!"

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but twitch his lips. One person is doing four jobs, and even a donkey on a mill cannot be used like this!
"No, what about Yuanchu? Why should I take over his job?" asked the Jade Emperor Daojun sadly.

"He should be born soon. Anyway, some unexpected changes happened, which accelerated his hatching process." Lu Chun said a little embarrassedly.

"Then you want to find someone to temporarily replace you. Among all the Dao Lords, you are the only one who has a physical body that can exist for a long time."

"So I'm being forced to work hard again?"

The Jade Emperor looked miserable and knelt on the ground: "Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is howling, the world is vast, and there is only a branch of winter plum~"

"stop!"

Lu Chun knew that if he wanted the Jade Emperor to work hard, he had to put a "carrot" in front of him, so he continued to paint the cake:
“Well, after the Great Daoist Lord’s Evernight World is successfully stolen, I will allow you to reincarnate, which will be considered as giving you a break.

I won't rush you then, no matter how long it takes, just complete the task, how about that?"

The Jade Emperor Daojun asked doubtfully, "Are you telling the truth?"

"That's right, it's realer than real gold!" Lu Chun promised solemnly.

"Then I can try!"

For my own vacation, isn’t it just working overtime? I did it, even though there is no salary, no Yao Chi sister, no…

When I think about it this way, I feel like I’m at a loss (╥ω╥`)!

Lu Chun grinned: First give him a big stick and then add a sweet date, this kid is really easy to fool!

It was not until a few years later that Jade Emperor Daojun regretted his decision. In fact, he did nothing wrong. His only mistake was that he should not have been so naive and believed Lu Chun's words. Was that a holiday?

Someone's vacation ended just as it began. This is equivalent to hanging a fish on a fishing hook. In name, it is released, but after it swims around in the water, he catches it again.

He is simply not a son of a man!

Jade Emperor: What a non-human! The most tragic thing in the world is that the holidays are here, but Tathagata!

Dear readers, please guess which world it is!

After the Jade Emperor left.

Lu Chun slowly picked up a black piece and placed it on the Tianyuan position on the chessboard, with a meaningful smirk on his face: "Yuan Tiangang, join the game!"

.........

The world of Wu Geng Ji.

Tomb of Heaven.

Heilongtian suddenly woke up, and he covered his chest. A strange feeling seemed to be beating in his heart.

"This is... the feeling of a blood mark!"

"Ten punishments?"

"No, that's not right!"

Heilongtian frowned slightly, looked at his palm, and then, relying on a slight connection in it, found the source of his throbbing sensation.

(End of this chapter)