Chapter 15 Your mom said I have a big butt so I can have children
The drunk Zheng Yanru took a brand new pair of purple lace panties and forced them into Yu Xiaocheng's arms. Then she stared at him with blurry eyes and murmured, "If you dare to throw them away again, I will be rude to you, you little rascal!"

Looking at the dazed pretty mature rich woman, and then glancing at the seductive lace panties in her arms, Yu Xiaocheng was almost going crazy. He didn't expect that Zheng Yanru, who had been drinking, would be so fierce, which was very different from her usual style of a cold and sassy female president.

What's wrong with this woman?
How could drinking some alcohol turn you into this?
Horrible. So fucking terrible!

Yu Xiaocheng shrank his head and asked cautiously, "Aunt Zheng? Are you drunk?"

"No."

"How could I be drunk?" Zheng Yanru rolled her eyes, walked silently to Yu Xiaocheng's side and sat down, she opened another bottle of red wine, but this time she didn't use a goblet, she drank directly from the bottle, looking quite like a tomboy.

Hey, hey.
The goddess in my mind was destroyed just like that.

It was the first time that Yu Xiaocheng saw Zheng Yanru so free and easy. In the past, the pretty, mature and wealthy woman always had the image of being calm and composed, but at this moment, she was just straightforward and free and easy, but it had more flavor of life.

"Generally, people who are drunk say they are not drunk." Yu Xiaocheng smiled and said softly.

The pretty rich woman ignored him and drank the remaining bottle of red wine. In a blink of an eye, only half of the bottle was left. After putting the bottle down, she whispered, "Xiao Cheng."

"Ok?"

"I'm here." Yu Xiaocheng responded.

"Originally, I was planning to find a time to take you home, and then find a random reason to divorce you." Zheng Yanru pursed her lips and said leisurely: "You should know this. I told you, but... But now I don't really want to divorce you."

"why?"

Yu Xiaocheng asked gently.

Zheng Yanru bit her lip, her blurred eyes revealed a hint of trance, and there was an indescribable complexity between her brows. She replied: "Maybe it's really because I'm old, and I suddenly started to feel lonely. I want someone to accompany me, talk to me, go shopping with me, and I want to find someone to tell my inner depression to."

"Can't my mother do that?" Yu Xiaocheng said.

"Your mother is a woman"

"I mean, I want to find a man." Zheng Yanru turned to look at Yu Xiaocheng beside her. Her drunken face was full of delicate blush, and her eyes were sparkling with drunken charm. She whispered softly, "Your mother said that you have a MILF complex. You like girls who are a little older and have a fuller figure. Is that true?"

shit
Why did my mom even say this?

Yu Xiaocheng smiled awkwardly but politely: "This... this is half true and half false."

"Then I'll take it seriously."

Zheng Yanru pursed her lips and continued, "Your mother also said that you have always liked me and regarded me as the white moonlight in your heart. This should be true, right?"

"."

"Aunt Zheng, you are drunk."

Yu Xiaocheng replied earnestly.

Zheng Yanru suddenly revealed a gentle and sweet smile, stretched out her hand and pinched her best friend's son's handsome face, and said unhappily: "Little rascal, I suddenly found you to be quite cute. As long as you listen to me, I might have a sweet love affair with you."

Is she really drunk or just pretending to be drunk?

Yu Xiaocheng frowned, carefully looked at the pretty, mature, wealthy woman beside him, thought briefly, analyzed calmly, hesitated to speak, and finally made up his mind and said carefully: "Aunt Zheng, I want to have your body, are you willing?"

"Be greedy"

"By the way, I'll give you two more children."

Zheng Yanru, who was already unconscious, leaned against the soft sofa and answered in a daze: "Your mother said that my butt is big and perky, and I am suitable for giving birth to twins. And my breasts are also big, so it will be easy to raise children in the future."

confirmed!
She was already drunk to the point of being in a trance.

Yu Xiaocheng looked at the pretty rich woman who was drunk, then looked at the two bottles of red wine on the coffee table. He was speechless for a moment. If she had a plate of peanuts, she wouldn't be so drunk. What a guy, he forced himself to drink two bottles of red wine. If she didn't get drunk to death, who would?
at this time,

The pretty rich woman collapsed directly on the sofa.

“Oh” “I’m really impressed!”

Yu Xiaocheng sighed, silently tidied up the coffee table, then sat next to her, looking at her quietly, watching this pretty mature woman sleeping.

Zheng Yanru's sleeping posture on the sofa is like a kitten, with her limbs slightly curled up. She has an indescribable lazy and charming style. Compared with her daily cold and noble beauty, the beauty in her dreams is pure and peaceful, which is unforgettable.

"heat"

"So hot."

Zheng Yanru frowned, muttered to herself, and raised her delicate hands to unbutton her coat.

Seeing this scene,

The considerate Yu Xiaocheng took the initiative to unbutton the buttons one by one.

When the slim-fitting women's suit was unbuttoned, what came into view was a white shirt that was about to burst out, and it felt like the shirt would burst in the next second.

However, before Xiao Cheng could figure it out, Zheng Yanru turned around, facing the sofa, and curled up her body. The consequence of this sleeping position was that the loose suit pants were outlined in a perfect curve because of her round and firm buttocks.

"Aunt Zheng?"

Yu Xiaocheng whispered in the pretty rich woman's ear: "Shall I help you to the bedroom?"

Zheng Yanru slightly moved her head and replied hesitantly, "I can't walk anymore. Carry me."

"Row."

"I'll carry you to the bedroom."

Yu Xiaocheng put one hand under her body and the other hand between her knees, then he lifted up this ripe, curvy body with force.

A bit heavy.
But it’s important for a reason!
He walked into her bedroom, gently put her on the bed, took off her shoes, covered her with a blanket, and then Yu Xiaocheng turned and left.

Back to the living room,

Yu Xiaocheng hesitated whether to go home, but he was worried about the drunk rich woman. After hesitating for a while, he silently took out his mobile phone and called his mother.

"Hey?"

"Mom, that..." Yu Xiaocheng opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain to his mother.

"If you have something to say, just say it. If you have something to say, just fart!" Chu Fang said unhappily, "I'm still busy. Hurry up and tell me what's going on."

"tonight."

"I may not be able to come back tonight." Yu Xiaocheng replied cautiously.

For a time,

There was silence on the phone for a long time. Chu Fang said, "Be careful and don't get sick!"

"mom!"

"It's not what you think."

"I know, I know. Anyway, don't mess around outside. I'm hanging up now. I'm busy now."

beep-

Before Xiaocheng could react, his mother hung up the phone.

Done
The misunderstanding deepened.

(End of this chapter)