Chapter 184 The Whole Job

Since Shen Yiyi entered the store, it was as if she had suddenly lost the ability to speak. She didn't say a word and just watched silently.

It was obvious that Zhang Yang was afraid that the two women would quarrel and fight, so he had to sit in the middle to mediate.

But when Xiao Shen came in, he saw this:
Zhang Yang was half lying on the sofa, hugging people on both sides, looking very happy.

"How can you do this, brother?"

Xiao Shen thought unhappily in his heart:

"Anna is the one who came forward, but who is that beautifully dressed sister next to her?"

In fact, Li Zi had the same question.

Oh my god! How come there are two of them at once, and each one is younger than the other?
The guy who just spoke looked like a nerd. From Li Zi's perspective, his figure and appearance were very ordinary.
The other girl looked very cute, the kind of cute that even women like her would like when they see her.

"Zhang Yang, can you introduce these two beauties to me?" Li Zi stood up and asked.

"Oh, I forgot this was the first time you met."

Zhang Yang walked among the group of people:

"Let me introduce you solemnly."

"This is Shen Yiyi, she is my junior sister and now a student at the History Department of Qingzhou University."

"Junior sister, this is Li Zi, you can just call her Sister Li. She was the one who bought your bronze chimes."

"It turns out to be my junior sister!"

Li Zi's face immediately lit up with a smile. She walked forward and shook hands with Xiao Shen, greeting him in a very familiar manner: "Hello, Junior Sister."

Anna saw this scene, blinked, walked up, shook Xiao Shen's hand and said, "Hello, Junior Sister."

Shen Yiyi was originally wondering why Li Zi called her junior sister. Did she also want to join the Tukeng section?

But as soon as Anna came up, she understood.

So both of them want to be my sister-in-law?

Have you asked my senior brother and master?
"Hey, why are you imitating me?" Li Zi asked Anna unhappily.

"Who learned from you? I already knew my junior sister, you came later."

"Who told you first come first served in this matter? Besides, I was the first one today."

"You are so ridiculous..."

"Stop, stop, stop." Zhang Yang stepped forward and stopped the two of them before they could ask the English listening questions.

Don’t you see there are outsiders here?
"Yiyi, this is the senior you mentioned on the phone, Liu Ruyan, right?"

Zhang Yang asked, looking at the girl who looked like a top student.

When he said this, everyone present instantly shifted their attention to Zhu Ruyan.

Senior Zhu raised her hand weakly:

"Actually, my last name is Zhu. Liu Ruyan is the name of the heroine in a cheesy online novel. You might have mixed it up. But it doesn't matter. Just remember that I'm Xiao Zhu."

"There's nothing much to introduce about me, so please continue."

"Don't go on. Yiyi said, Senior Zhu, you have something important to talk to me about. Let's get down to business first."

Zhang Yang finished speaking seriously, and Zhu Ruyan waved her hands frantically to refuse.

"No, there's no rush. You guys can argue first. I just happen to like eating melons."

“…” Zhang Yang was speechless for a moment.

"Who is making noise? It shouldn't be me, right?" Li Zi had sat back on the sofa without knowing when, and was talking while pouring herself tea.

"It definitely wasn't me." Anna stood beside Shen Yiyi, hugged Shen's shoulders affectionately and said.

This German girl finally figured it out. Her relationship with Xiao Shen was simply not comparable to that of Li Zi.

"Okay, it's me." Zhang Yang couldn't help laughing and said, "Senior Zhu, do you want to see me quarrel with myself?"

"Forget it, let's talk business."

Zhu Ruyan sat down at the table and took out a poster she had printed in advance from her file bag.

Then he stretched out his hand and motioned Zhang Yang to look.

This is……

Zhang Yang could only see a few snake-shaped characters from a distance and had no clue what was going on.

When I picked it up and saw the picture printed on the paper, a smell of wind and sand hit me in the face.

The picture shows an old man with a beard, a turban and Middle Eastern appearance, looking straight ahead with a smile on his face, and holding a mummy wrapped in bandages in his hands.

Right below the poster is a string of black characters that look like the language of a certain country.

"What does this say?" Zhang Yang looked at Zhu Ruyan.

The latter suddenly laughed and explained: "It says [Mummy is unsalable, help us]."

"The old man in the picture is Hawass, the head of Egypt's antiquities department."

"Is this a good joke? Is this an official poster or a private spoof?"

After knowing what the content was, Zhang Yang looked at the old man in the picture and couldn't hold it in anymore, so he laughed out loud.

But suddenly, he found that the mummy held in the hands of this old man named Hawass looked a little familiar.

Take another closer look.

Oh my god, isn’t this the Kun Kun mummy I made by hand?
Zhang Yang suspected that he was dazzled and rubbed his eyes, but no matter from which angle he looked at it, there was no doubt that it was a photoshopped picture?

He turned his head and looked at Shen Yiyi who was standing blankly on the side: "Junior sister, come over and take a look."

"I've already seen it."

Shen Yiyi pursed her lips, a bit like a child who had done something wrong.

Zhang Yang looked at her expression and widened his eyes in shock:
"What do you mean? You're not going to tell me that my mummy was really taken away by this old man?"

"Yes." Shen Yiyi nodded, not daring to look Zhang Yang in the eye, and whispered, "I didn't expect that things would travel across the ocean to Egypt."

"Egypt? Zhang Yang, all the mummies you made were sold to Egypt?" Li Zi asked in surprise.

She was really happy for Zhang Yang. It was like the feeling when she was a child and suddenly found out that the house her homeroom teacher bought was actually sold by her father.

"There's nothing to be happy about." Anna on the opposite side poured cold water on him.

"I've heard of this Mr. Hawass. He's known for being a strong man. If you bring this poster to Egypt, you'll probably end up in jail soon."

"I think so too." Zhang Yang nodded in agreement.

He was just about to ask Shen Yiyi whether she had sold this thing directly to the Egyptians, but Zhu Ruyan, who was standing by, couldn't help but jump out.

She looked at Anna with interest:

"Oh? There are people who know what's going on!"

"What the white girl said is right. It's really not right to do such a prank. The guy who made this poster is now in a prison in Cairo."

"So you transported this thing to Egypt?"

Zhang Yang looked at Zhu Ruyan in confusion.

This woman's behavior was a bit too obvious, and Shen Yiyi brought her here, which obviously meant that the matter was related to her.

"Yes, it's me."

Zhu Ruyan frankly admitted all this:
"Let me introduce myself. Besides being Shen Yiyi's senior, I am also the head of the Asian branch of the Global Archaeology Alliance..."

According to Zhu Ruyan, she joined this somewhat strange alliance when she was studying abroad in Egypt.

The founder of the alliance is an Egyptian doctor of archaeology.

This doctor was not a fun-loving person at the beginning. He was originally the backbone of an archaeological team under Hawass.

After being forced to write a paper using fake cultural relics, his faith collapsed and his mentality underwent subtle changes.

From aspiring to become an academic giant, to going to the dock to sell French fries.

Finally, this alliance was founded with the aim of uniting all practitioners who were desperate about archaeology and finding some fun in a world without good.

Kun Kun Mummy is the new fun they have just found in Egypt.

"You only know that Hawass is an academic giant, but you don't know how he exploited his subordinates. Almost every one of them was a beast of burden for him to satisfy his desire for power."

"Yiyi, please keep my words a secret. I really didn't mean to insinuate our dean."

"I really didn't expect this angle, don't worry, senior sister." Shen Yiyi nodded in response.

"Okay, let's continue talking about Hawass. This man is not only strict with his subordinates, but also with foreigners. He requires foreign scholars to conduct research and publish results only under the conditions that he approves."

"When I was on exchange, I was disgusted by the system he set up."

"Like this time, everyone clearly found something wrong with the chicken mummy, and even found problems in the carbon 14 test, but Hawass still insisted that there was no problem, and said that the chicken mummy proved that the ancient Egyptians had started raising chickens very early and had a developed animal husbandry industry."

"Do you think it's ugly?"

Zhu Ruyan finished her words indignantly and looked at the other people present, hoping to gain everyone's recognition and support.

But unfortunately, no one paid attention to her at first.

Anna is trying to understand what the Chinese word "乐子人" means;
Li Zi felt a little sleepy after listening to this. She had no interest in archaeology at all;
Shen Yiyi was analyzing Zhu Ruyan's mentality. She didn't expect that her senior schoolmate was so perverted.

Perhaps Zhang Yang is the only one who understands where the fun lies.

Did you really put the Kun Kun mummy that you made into a museum?

Will tourists from all over the world have to buy tickets to watch it in the future?

It’s a pity that it’s not on public display yet, because the recognition value backstage hasn’t skyrocketed, and that old Egyptian man did hide the thing.

Seeing that no one spoke, Zhang Yang took the initiative to speak:
"So now you're looking for me. Are you asking me to blow the whistle in the international media and say that I gave birth to that mummy?"

This was the biggest amusement Zhang Yang could think of.

But this senior sister Zhu just shook her head after hearing this:
"It's useless. Foreign media won't reprint domestic news. And you can't prove anything. They will just think you are just trying to get attention."

"My senior brother made a video!" Shen Yiyi expressed her opinion: "The mummy in the video is older than the one they dug out. Is that not okay?"

“Videos can be synthesized.”

"Then do another one." Li Zi said without hesitation.

"It's useless. People will say you are a copycat."

"Can't we just pick the two pieces up and compare them? Logically speaking, it's impossible for us to make them exactly the same if we imitate the pictures, right?" Anna asked back.

"Hawass won't pay any attention to you. He has already hidden his things."

"Just tell me what you want to do!" Zhang Yang asked the girl wearing glasses.

"I would like to ask you, Master Zhang, to make a few hundred more chicken mummies and take them to Egypt for a big job!"

(End of this chapter)