Chapter 49 Expansion Plan
After smelling the jade cicada in front of everyone, Uncle Dong started to retch.

After vomiting twice, President Zheng almost burst out laughing.

He was an expert on this. In Han Dynasty tombs, the jade cicada was a burial jade placed in the mouth of the deceased.

If it is unearthed properly, it can only be picked out from the mouth of the corpse.

However, what Mr. Zheng did not expect was that Zhang Yang could even imitate the taste.

cow.

Uncle Dong dry-heaved twice, then patted his chest and slowly calmed down.

He raised his head and looked at President Zheng with an angry look:
"Damn it, are you guys trying to trick me?"

"You deliberately soaked the jade in rotten meat to imitate the feeling of it just being unearthed, right?"

"No."

President Zheng would not be tricked, and responded with a confused look on his face:
"That's what it's like when you come out of a tomb. It does smell a bit bad, but you're overreacting."

"Uncle Dong, could this be morning sickness?"

"I'm pregnant with you, roll roll roll."

Uncle Dong waved his hands irritably.

He stared at the jade cicada for a while, and suddenly, without any warning, put it into his mouth.

This scene scared everyone around.

He was retching just now, but now he wants to eat it.

Are you that hungry?
But soon, Uncle Dong took the jade cicada out of his mouth and did not swallow it.

There was a puzzled expression on his face, and he muttered to himself:

"There's nothing wrong with the length and shape!"

"The sword technique is also the classic Han Ba ​​Dao, could it be the real thing?"

It turned out that Uncle Dong's action just now was to verify the size of the jade cicada.

But Zhang Yang couldn't possibly make such a low-level mistake.

In fact, when identifying ancient jade, in addition to trying the size, you can also lick it.

If it feels a little rough, it is usually real jade.

But the thing Zhang Yang imitated had a faint strange smell that was refreshing. Uncle Dong hesitated for a long time and really couldn't bring himself to eat it.

Therefore, his actions were doomed to be in vain.

Unable to figure out the reason, Uncle Dong put the jade cicada back into the box.

Then he asked:

"Besides the jade cicada, have you dug up anything else?"

"There can't be only one piece of jade in the Han tomb, right?"

"Of course there is."

General Zheng instructed his cousin to continue loading the goods.

I found a stool nearby and sat down.

The jade cicada just now gave him confidence, and Mr. Zheng felt that he didn't necessarily have to escape.

After opening the box this time, Uncle Dong raised his head with a complicated expression.

There was even a hint of resentment in the look he gave President Zheng.

"Uncle Dong, what's wrong?" Sarah asked from the side.

I wanted to help take out the things in the box.

"stop!"

"Miss Sarah, this thing is a jade plug, and the dirtiest anal plug, don't touch it."

Uncle Dong reached out to stop Sarah.

He picked up the jade butt plug and stretched it in front of his cousin.

This made Mr. Zheng's cousin's anus tighten.

Uncle Dong wants to test the jade cicada placed in the dead man's mouth with his mouth, so wouldn't the butt plug have to be...

"Come and smell it, buddy."

"I'm telling you, I can tell if you're really retching, so don't pretend."

"Oh, so just smell it."

My cousin walked up to it with a sense of relief, picked it up and sniffed it carefully, then shook his head and said:

"no taste."

"Hmm? No taste?" Mr. Zheng and Uncle Dong asked in confusion.

"impossible!"

Uncle Dong didn't quite believe it, so he took it and took a deep sip.

"Yue~"

Scored twice.

At this time, my cousin explained to Mr. Zheng:

"I don't know why. I had a fever last month, and after I recovered, I couldn't smell anything. The doctor told me that this is normal..."

After hearing this, Uncle Dong pinched his philtrum and questioned him:

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

"You didn't ask?" the cousin answered confidently.

……

After suffering two consecutive heavy blows, Uncle Dong was convinced.

He stuffed two wads of toilet paper directly into his nose.

Others seal their hearts and lock their love, but he seals his nose and locks his sense of smell and will never smell it again.

Without the interference of smell, he was able to identify things faster and faster.

Mainly because he had been breathing through his mouth, Uncle Dong’s brain was a little lacking in oxygen.

We can only quickly identify and finish the matter.

About ten minutes later, only the last piece of ancient jade was left.

A [C-shaped hollow dragon-carved jade pendant] made of white jade.

Uncle Dong held it in his hand and stared at the light for a long time, looking blankly as if he was photosynthesizing.

"this……"

"Is there any problem?" Mr. Zheng asked worriedly.

It won’t fail at the last moment because of a mistake in the last thing, right?

President Zheng couldn't help but stand up and even glanced at the stairs behind him.

"It's not a problem."

“It’s just a little too good.”

"I wonder if you know the first dragon of China..."

Uncle Dong subconsciously wanted to talk about the characteristics of this treasure.

When I turned around, I saw a black girl sitting on my face.

Damn, what's the point of talking to this kind of person?
Uncle Dong, long story short:

"Anyway, this thing is very valuable. It's at least a second-level cultural relic. Conservatively estimated, the market price is no less than 500,000."

How much? Half a million?
After hearing this, Mr. Zheng's eyes changed when he looked at Uncle Dong.

Thank you, Uncle Dong.

Just now he thought the other person's big bald head was dazzling, but now it seems that it is full of wisdom.

After reading everything, Mr. Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

He moved his chair and sat down opposite Sarah, gesturing for her to come in.

Now it's the buyer's turn to make an offer.

Sarah hesitated for a moment, discussed with the black girl and muscular man next to her, and finally stretched out three fingers:
"130,000 Euros, what do you think, Mr. Zheng?"

Mr. Zheng took out his mobile phone and calculated that 100 euros was exactly million RMB.

This is too little.

He spent 45 on costs alone. Now that the other party wants to take all the goods, how could he only make a few hundred thousand?
The two sides bargained and finally reached a deal at a price of 20 euros.

The money was directly transferred to Mr. Zheng’s overseas account.

Almost at the same time, General Zheng also gave Zhang Yang a "sold-out bonus" of 3 yuan as agreed in the contract.

This money is related to the seven-day no-reason return policy. If the product cannot be sold, you can return it. If it is sold, you will get a bonus. It is very reasonable.

Zhang Yang had a good attitude at that time, and now Mr. Zheng paid the money happily.

……

"3 yuan has been deposited into my ZhiXbao account!"

The announcement of funds arriving rang in Zhang Yang's ears.

He quickly pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and took a look.

The money was transferred by Mr. Zheng, which means the goods have been sold out.

He quickly sent an emoticon with the expression "Congratulations" to thank President Zheng for his support.

This kind of business is really profitable. Excluding labor costs, the net profit is 31 yuan, and there is no risk.

There is nearly half a million yuan in the bank card. This is the first time that Zhang Yang has been so rich in his two lifetimes.

It’s great.

"Brother, have you received payment for the goods again?"

Xiao Shen asked beside Zhang Yang:
"If we have money, can we use molten iron to cast this wall?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Yang looked in the direction of Xiao Shen's finger.

Directly in front of the two people was a collapsed courtyard wall.

This is the masterpiece of Wu Laoer next door. He said that he accidentally hit it when his tricycle was reversing.

Unexpectedly, it created a gap that was two people wide.

Then, Wu Laoer came through this gap and secretly took away a bronze bean from Zhang Yang's yard.

So it was obvious that he broke through the wall on purpose.

Zhang Yang wanted to call the police, but experience told him that it was useless.

There are two big bags of files on Wu Laoer at the police station. For such trivial matters, the most that can be done is coordination and some compensation.

After paying the compensation, Wu Lao Er will only become more aggressive.

This kind of disaster cannot be avoided unless you move.

Whenever Wu Laoer was short of money, he would start to covet the bronze artifacts in Zhang Yang's yard. This was not the first time he had done this.

Zhang Yang sighed helplessly.

Moving, where can I move to?
Wait, why do you move it yourself?
Zhang Yang's gaze passed through the dilapidated courtyard wall and looked towards the yard of Wu Laoer's house.

The Wu family’s yard is bigger than my own.

I can just spend money to buy his yard.

By then, Grandpa Lu will make jade artifacts in the yard next door, and Junior Sister will cast bronze artifacts in this yard. Wouldn’t that be perfect?

Zhang Yang shared his thoughts with Shen Yiyi.

After confirming that Zhang Yang had so much spare money, Xiao Shen expressed strong support.

She also felt that Grandpa Lu’s love of giving instructions had affected her ability to learn technology.

Xiao Shen even suggested putting up barbed wire between the courtyard walls to prevent Grandpa Lu from coming over when he gets bored.

"We'll talk about this later."

"By the way, Junior Sister, when will your grandpa come back? I just asked him to go collect jade artifacts, why did he take so long?"

"I don't know either. Maybe he betrayed his master..."

Before Xiao Shen could finish his words, there was a knock on the door.

She trotted over to open the door.

After the door opened, the first person to enter was Grandpa Lu.

Behind him followed a wealthy looking old lady.

Shen Yiyi's grandmother passed away a long time ago. At this time, her grandfather came with an old lady. Zhang Yang smelled a strong smell of gossip.

What was a bit surprising was that there was someone following the old lady, and it was:
A big bald head?

(End of this chapter)