Chapter 125: Banana Symphony of Destiny! Which is the poorest country in the world?

Outside the sky, after watching Huo Qubing's short but extremely brilliant military career.

The Qin court was completely convinced.

Meng Tian, ​​an expert on fighting against the Huns, also said enviously:
"Huo Qubing was a brave man. Even if the former Wu An Jun were reborn, he would not be more than this, right?"

Ying Zheng had mixed feelings.

Seeing the generals of the Han Dynasty in later generations, they defeated the Huns, the biggest threat to the Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng was somewhat envious in his heart.

What would happen if there was also Huo Qubing in my own Great Qin?

But such a powerful Huo Qubing happened to be a military general of the Han Dynasty in later generations.

Moreover, Ying Zheng has gradually figured it out.

According to the calculation of time, it is very likely that this Han Dynasty will replace the Qin Dynasty.

Therefore, Ying Zheng was very reluctant to admit the strength of the Han generals.

But now, I have to admit it.

……

Early Han Dynasty.

Liu Bang shouted: "Descendants of the future generation named Liu Che, you must be more careful! Hurry up and let the famous doctor take care of Huo Qubing all day long!"

"Don't let the most shining star of the Han Dynasty die at such a young age!"

At the same time, Liu Bang thought of Han Xin again.

Although Han Xin's rebellion had been suppressed.

But if Han Xin, who had just turned 30, had commanded the army during the Siege of Baideng.

Can he defeat the Huns?
If Han Xin were allowed to lead the Northern Expedition against the Huns, what kind of effect would he achieve?
During the reign of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty.

Liu Che was horrified.

Originally, Liu Che was very happy to see Huo Qubing being praised on the sky curtain.

Later, Liu Che was even more excited when he saw the Northern Expedition against the Huns, which he led, winning battles one after another.

I can't wait to send troops.

Achieve or even surpass the achievements described on the sky.

But then Tianmu said that Huo Qubing died at the age of 24.

This made Liu Che break down instantly!

Although the current champion is only eighteen years old.

But Liu Che didn't want Huo Qubing, a god-given general, to only be able to use him for the last six years!
As for Huo Qubing, his expression changed slightly when he saw that he would die at the age of 24.

But now, Huo Qubing looked at the future Chinese people on the sky, discussing and evaluating himself.

My heart has calmed down.

And feel a huge sense of pride.

Huo Qubing stood up and smiled calmly.

"Haha, I didn't expect that I would actually achieve such a great feat later on!"

"Not bad! I'm very satisfied!"

"But this also motivates me to strive for greater perfection. Otherwise, my actual achievements in the end will not be as good as what is shown on the sky."

"That would be a joke!"

"As for my life span..." Huo Qubing paused.

"I'll pay attention."

"But if God has destined me, Huo Qubing, to die at the age of 24, then I will live my limited life."

"Burn it completely!"

Huo Qubing's eyes became firm.

An idea that was more magnificent and even more incredible than the one on the sky gradually took shape in my mind.

……

During the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin and Li Jing watched this sky curtain together.

Naturally, Li Shimin also approved of Huo Qubing's extraordinary performance.

But when I saw Huo Qubing being introduced on the sky curtain, it also mentioned that Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, had wasted the country.

This made Li Shimin feel superior as he silently compared himself in his heart.

"Champion Hou Huo Qubing is indeed very strong."

"But my Tang Dynasty's destruction of the Turks is more powerful than the Han Dynasty's attack on the Xiongnu."

"Duke Wei, you quickly wiped out the Turks, and it cost very little of the country's financial resources."

"It allowed the Tang Dynasty to remain prosperous despite years of war."

"This is the advantage that our relationship as monarch and ministers has over that of Emperor Wu of Han."

“It also makes me feel deeply proud and proud.”

"You also attacked the grassland empire in the north. What Huo Qubing did, you also did."

"And you did it faster and easier than Huo Qubing."

"In my opinion, Lord Wei, you are the real ceiling of military commanders!"

Being praised so highly by His Majesty the Emperor, Li Jing was naturally filled with pride.

In addition, Li Jing reviewed his resume.

It was indeed quite glorious, so Li Jing actually agreed with Li Shimin's evaluation of himself.

However, Li Jing was not completely complacent.

Instead he said:

"I did achieve some minor military exploits. Judging from my military achievements alone, I am indeed not inferior to General Huo Qubing."

"But we should also pay attention to the age of Huo Qubing when he achieved this achievement, and pay more attention to it."

“He is a pioneer without precedent”

"He reversed the situation during the Han Dynasty more than a thousand years ago, when our Chinese dynasty was at a disadvantage against the grassland overlords, the Xiongnu."

"After him."

"The offensive and defensive forces change shape!"

"What we have done is just repeating what Huo Qubing accomplished."

"As a pioneer, Huo Qubing did not have much experience to draw on." "But he did it."

"To this day we still need to learn his tactics."

"And to this day, his military exploits remain the highest goal for military commanders of all generations."

"So, no matter how much I destroy the Turks, I still dare not say that I have surpassed Huo Qubing."

……

And in the Song Dynasty.

When Song Gaozong Zhao Gou saw the last large and dense screen on the sky curtain, all of them were praising Huo Qubing.

I can't help but feel a little sour.

"Humph, isn't Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che a tyrant?"

"Among all the emperors of China, he cannot be said to be at the bottom, but he can definitely only be said to be of average level."

"Fighting the Huns reduced the population by half, what's so great about that?"

"If you really want to become an emperor whose name will go down in history, you have to be like Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty."

"Although I also like Huo Qubing's performance on the battlefield, if I own Huo Qubing and let him fight against the Jin people."

"They will only waste the Song Dynasty's territory!"

"And I will be cursed for eternity."

"I, Zhao Gou, disdain to be the Emperor Wu of Han. Even if you give me ten Huo Qubings, I still won't do it!"

……

a new day.

A melodious tune began to play on the sky curtain.

In today's Internet-savvy world, netizens knew it was the all-time popular fate song as soon as they heard it.

Although the ancients did not know what song this was, they found it very pleasant to listen to.

And with the accompaniment of the Banana Symphony of Fate, the picture gradually appeared.

I saw a black man riding a strange two-wheeled vehicle at high speed.

Behind him, there was a pile of bananas.

As playback continues.

More black people appeared on the screen.

They rode strange two-wheeled vehicles and worked hard to transport bananas.

At this time, Tianmu also began to explain.

[Internet meme encyclopedia: Odebiao pulls banana. ]

[Odebora bananas refer to bananas grown in abundance in Burundi, Africa.]

[Some poor locals make a living by transporting bananas. ]

[The bicycle, which made noises everywhere except the bell, was loaded with an exaggerated number of bananas. ]

[Hundreds of kilograms of bananas are running wildly on a downhill road. If you are not careful, the car will be destroyed and people will die. It is terrifying to watch. 】

[These black guys who are desperate to transport bananas are also collectively called Odebiao. 】

[An old 500-inch bicycle loaded with kilograms of bananas! And it was going so fast! It must be very dangerous. ]

[This also aroused widespread curiosity among netizens. ]

【At the beginning, everyone was just there to watch the fun. 】

[See how these black guys use cheap 28-inch bicycles to transport an exaggerated number of bananas, running wildly on the road without caring about their lives. ]

[In the beginning, the Odebiao meme was a purely funny meme.]

【However, as the documentary narrators explained, netizens gradually learned more. 】

[These Odebiao are all hardworking and diligent local people. ]

[Netizens saw their indomitable and courageous spirit of surviving and struggling on their own in difficult environments.]

[They were born in the poorest countries in the world, doing jobs that could get them killed at any time, but they still played an unyielding symphony of fate to their fate! ]

[Odebiao is not pulling bananas, but the lives of thousands of people! 】

[So Odebiao gradually won the respect of netizens, and then developed into a kind of Internet cultural meme. ]

This video is very short.

However, netizens’ response to this short video was still very enthusiastic, and they posted many comments and comments.

"If I hadn't been born, there would be no one pulling bananas in Africa!"

《Odebiao is a spirit! 》

"If you don't know Odebiao, how can you eat bananas?"

"Everyone laughs at Odebiao, everyone is Odebiao!"

"Odewumuwienenyeltwinwiwuwenmubenousa once said: I can't stop the car when it is full of bananas, and I can't support the family when it is empty."

"Five hundred pounds is the limit of the 28-bar, not my limit."

《Pedestrian: What's the drive type of your car?》

"Odebiao: Eight Drives."

《Pedestrian: How is that possible? There are not even enough wheels.》

《Odebiao: Eight-character drive, eight-character drive.》

"Another day of seeing the colonists' great lack of morality."

……

The ancient people outside the sky were also in a relaxed mood when watching this video.

Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Li Longji, was even more amused by the jokes and poems about Odebiao played behind the curtain.

Li Longji couldn't help laughing and said:

"No? Are all these netizens from later generations so talented?"

"The various comments are simply so talented!"

"Are they preparing to take the imperial examination?"

Watching Odebiao's videos is just for fun, and in the joyful atmosphere of fun, new sky-screen videos are also updated.

[Which is the poorest country in the world? ]

(End of this chapter)