Chapter 154 Aryan Superman! Florida Godman!

《Sudden change in style! 》

"Is the soldier king behind Sandezi?"

《The evil forces appear! 》

[The Beast of Omaha Beach! Hein Severo! ]

[During the Normandy landing, he fired 1.2 rounds of ammunition in nine hours, creating a terrifying firepower network.]

[On Omaha Beach, in front of the position that Heinsefro was in charge of, a total of 4184 American soldiers were shot and fell, half of whom died from his machine gun.]

[After the war, the American media also called it the Beast of Omaha Beach. ]

……

"Bullet comment: The Beast of Omaha is fake! The data is seriously inflated."

"The American machine gun fairy is real, and the German machine gun fairy is fake?"

"It is said that in an interview in his later years, Heinsefro said that he didn't know how many people he had killed and he regretted it."

《Says that I just want to live a peaceful life.》

"I regret killing 1000 people."

"That is, I dare not regret it."

[Tank killer! Günther Wizenz! ]

[Günther is a member of the anti-tank suicide squad. His main method is to use the iron fist with a range of only 30 meters and perform close-range anti-tank gymnastics.]

[Günther, as a single soldier, destroyed 21 tanks. ]

[The anti-tank suicide squad he commanded destroyed a total of 112 Soviet tanks and other armored targets.]

Han Dynasty.

Huo Qubing has always liked tanks and the German army's combat style.

Now we see the German army’s best soldier in later generations, who destroyed 21 tanks by himself.

I also admire it very much.

"If this happened in the Han Dynasty, it would be equivalent to him killing 20 Xiongnu Chanyu's heavily armed guards by himself!"

"This is also a courage that cannot be matched by ten thousand men!"

[Black devil! Erich Hartmann! ]

[Hartmann, known as the number one ace pilot in the history of world air combat! ]

[During World War II, Hartmann shot down a total of 352 enemy planes, ranking first. ]

[But Hartman said that his proudest achievement was that he had never left behind a wingman pilot in 1404 missions.]

When the song played to Hartman, the barrage of comments burst out again!
Aryan Superman!

《This is the real king of air combat! 》

《Air Combat Immortal!》

"Give him a Gundam, and he can travel around the world!"

"The Red Baron and the Black Devil! It's a kind of inheritance."

……

Tianmu continued to tell the story.

They are the Soviet ace sniper Vasily Zaitsev and the Stuka master Hans Rudel who destroyed two armored divisions alone.

And at the end.

[The King of Snipers in the World! Simon Haye, the White Death! ]

【Using the mechanical aiming Mosin-Nagant, sniper killed 542 Soviet soldiers. 】

[He was also good at close combat, killing nearly 200 people with a submachine gun, and killed a total of 705 Soviet soldiers in his lifetime.]

[In less than 4 months of combat time, an average of more than 5 people were killed every day. ]

[It brought endless despair to the Soviet army in the ice and snow, and was called the White Death.]

[Simon Haye also miraculously recovered from being hit in the face by a dum-dum bullet at close range and lived until 2002.]

……

A wonderful video of a WWII soldier.

Many ancient people were amazed at the terrifying killing power of the military kings of later generations.

It has also become a topic of conversation for many people after dinner.

And the new canopy is also fun.

[In Florida, you can live without living, but you can't live without living.]

【Let’s take a look at the latest Florida Gods List! 】

See the first two paragraphs of Tianmu.

Li Longji was happy.

"As far as I can remember, the people of Dazhou couldn't even tell the difference between genders."

"It made me laugh at that time."

"Now there's content about Dazhou again? Interesting."

Amid the ancient people's cheerful anticipation, the sky curtain began to play.

[A black woman saw a Christmas tree in a store and wanted to buy it for free.]

[And her way of buying for free is to stuff the Christmas tree into herself. ]

[Finally, after 60 centimeters were inserted, the woman bled profusely and passed out.]

【Obtained the Dharma name Twisted Tree Spirit.】

The appearance of the first of the Dazhou gods made the ancient people look at each other in bewilderment.

Warring States Period.

Lao Ai looked at the Christmas tree on the skylight and the black lady who was selling things for free.

He couldn't help but say thankfully: "Fortunately, the Queen Mother is not the black lady on the sky curtain, otherwise I, Lao Ai, really can't stand it!"

[A man in Dazhou covered his hands with peanut butter and beat up his neighbor who was allergic to peanuts.]

[As a result, the neighbor did not react at all, and the buddy got beaten up himself.]

[After testing, it was found that the peanut butter did not contain any peanut ingredients. The buddy was so angry that he took the manufacturer to court and won a huge compensation. ]

Zhuge Liang: "I understand. It's like preparing a fire attack, only to find that the haystack you prepared is full of sand."

[After a young man from Dazhou was bullied by five school bullies, he slept with the mothers of the five bullies to protest. ]

Sima Yan: "This kid is great. He can sleep with the school bully's mother at such a young age!"

[Heige from Dazhou wore a cow COS costume and mixed into the herd of cows to participate in the milking competition. ]

[A man in Dazhou was not panicked when he was checked outside. He took off his pants and fired at the people around him, repelling 15 people who were besieging him. He was named the Ice Shooter.] [Dazhou Congee Friends: A 23-year-old man who worked as a caregiver in a nursing home was arrested and imprisoned for secretly sucking the toes of an elderly patient in the middle of the night.]

[Splatoon: A Dazhou woman was arrested in a bar and took off her pants to spray during resistance, causing five law enforcement officers to be infected with gonorrhea and herpes. ]

[The King of Dog Licking: A man from Dazhou went to the house of a woman he liked after she left the house and licked the door handle for three hours.]

[An 80-year-old man in Dazhou subdued a crocodile with one hand, saying that he couldn't stand the crocodile's pretentiousness.]

[A 75-year-old man in Dazhou opened the crocodile's mouth with his bare hands and saved his dog. ]

[A man in Dazhou used a crocodile as a weapon and bought something for free in a store.]

[Two men in Dazhou invited a crocodile to eat meat, but were rejected. They got angry and forced the crocodile to drink alcohol...]

All kinds of weird news from Florida.

Either true or false.

But they were all funny comments and the ancient people were laughing.

Even Ying Zheng, who has been in a bad mood recently.

After reading all kinds of weird news about Florida.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Haha, interesting."

"I finally understand why it is said that in Florida, you can live without a life, but you cannot die without a life."

"Where is this Florida?"

"I really want to go and see for myself what kind of land nurtures the people of Dazhou?"

"Is there a place like Dazhou in the vast land of China?"

And in the Tang Dynasty.

Li Longji was even more amused and laughed out loud.

The emperor, who was good at entertaining people, couldn't help but sigh with a smile:

"Florida has a lot of fun, and it's full of anecdotes and laughter."

"If there's a chance, I really want to recruit a group of Dazhou people to come and perform, just for fun!"

A new day, a new sky appears.

【Inventory of emergency food for people in various provinces. 】

[When they start eating these, it means they are really out of food at home. ]

Zhu Yuanzhang saw the title on the sky screen and said with some doubt:

"Emergency food? Do you eat it reluctantly because you have nothing else to eat?"

"It's good enough to have something to eat, why are you so picky?"

"It can't be rice meat, right?"

Canopy:

[When people in Jiangsu started eating big cakes, it meant they were really hungry and had nothing else to eat at home.]

See the image of a big cake appearing on the sky.

Zhu Yuanzhang was a little confused.

The big cake on the sky looks delicious.

It is white, tender and sweet, and is definitely a very delicate pastry.

Why did people in Jiangsu in later generations not like to eat it?
[When Shandong people eat calcium milk biscuits, it means they have nothing else to eat at home.]

[And if you find sausages and bacon on the table of Sichuan people other than during the Chinese New Year, it means that their family has forgotten to buy groceries.]

[People in the capital said that if there were other snacks at home, they would never eat preserved fruits. ]

[Because no matter what ingredients are used to make preserved fruits, they all taste sweet. ]

[If I didn’t want to prove that I was a native of Beijing, I would never drink douzhi in my life. It tastes too bad. I don’t know why it became a famous snack. ]

[A netizen from Fujian said: If there is no choice, who would want to eat vermicelli? ]

[It tastes bad, and the more you eat, the more you eat. If you don’t finish a bowl of noodles within 3 minutes, the noodles will multiply infinitely.]

[Brothers from Northeast China will never eat canned yellow peaches except when they have a cold or fever.]

[Henan netizen: Do you know the fear of being dominated by beans? ]

[Bean porridge in the morning, bean noodles at noon, stir-fried beans and cold beans at night. Guess what we eat the next day? Bean rolls in steamed buns! ]

[Then the people of Jiangxi will not accept it! ]

[When Jiangxi people start eating green beans at home, it means that there are more green beans than can be eaten at home. ]

[Yunnan netizen: When we Yunnan people start eating wild mushrooms, it means that our homes... oh no... it means that the hospital will have work to do. ]

A lighthearted video showcasing the many regional delicacies of each province.

But these local delicacies make the local people feel tired of eating them.

Until there is nothing else to eat.

I will definitely not eat it.

However, most ancient people could not understand this.

Not to mention the ordinary people in ancient times who were starving.

Even many ancient emperors.

Looking at the dazzling array of foods on the sky, looking at the special foods from various provinces that are obviously beautifully made and look delicious.

One by one, tears flowed from the corners of their mouths.

Jin Dynasty.

Tears couldn't help but flow from the corners of Sima Zhong's mouth, even wetting his dragon robe.

"I envy the common people in later generations, they eat better than me!"

"But I am also confused."

"If the common people in the future can't even get used to the delicacies from the mountains and sea on the sky."

"Then why don't they just eat the meat porridge?"

"Don't they say that ordinary people like to eat meat porridge?"

Sima Zhong widened his eyes and looked at the sky in confusion.

The results were found on the new canopy.

It turned out that his own ancestor appeared!
He pointed at the sky and shouted excitedly!

"grandfather!"

"Is the person written on the sky curtain my grandfather Sima Zhao?"

(End of this chapter)