Chapter 167 Boys' Speed ​​Bump! King Zhou: It's not even close?

A new day, a new sky appears.

[Please slow down and watch! The latest collection of retards! ]

[Promise: This collection of idiot forums does not contain any spies from the philosophy forum.]

The ancients had seen the sky screen of the mentally handicapped bar before.

After this period of fermentation, I gradually realized that the Idiot Bar is a place for fun.

They all looked at the sky in a relaxed mood.

[I have connections! I know several 119-year-old immortal cultivators on QQ.]

Ying Zheng: "119 years old? What is QQ?"

"This idiotic bar is obviously a place for fun. Is there any basis for the news it says?"

[Isn't it said that medicinal wine can enhance sexual performance? Why are my lips wrinkled after soaking them for two days? ]

Sima Yan: "Medicinal wine? What kind of medicine should be used to make it?"

"My harem is huge and I am under great pressure. I need medicinal wine urgently!"

[Since you don’t read Romance of the Three Kingdoms if you are not a hero, then Cao Cao and Liu Bei who have not read Romance of the Three Kingdoms are definitely not heroes. ]

[Liu Bei and Cao Cao's behavior is exactly the same as in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which shows that they have also read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. ]

Cao Cao: "I said that in this world, only Liu Bei and I are heroes. It seems that future generations also think so."

[Environmental pollution is very serious nowadays. I can see garbage in the reflection of any river I go to.]

Jin Dynasty.

When Sima Zhong saw this, he shouted, "I don't allow you to talk about yourself like this!"

"The descendants of the mentally retarded are all good people! They all have very smart brains."

"You are much smarter than me!"

It can be said that Sima Zhong was very serious about watching the mentally retarded Tianmu.

But other ancient people did it purely for fun.

And the relaxing picture and music video continues.

[Speed ​​bumps for boys, do you know what they are? 】

[As we all know, one of the main ways of entertainment for modern netizens is to watch videos. ]

[But most of the videos are very boring to watch, and watching too much will affect your IQ. ]

[So most people will scroll past those videos at the speed of light, constantly looking for the next, the next, and the next video.]

【I will only stay and watch the video for a long time if I find it is something I like. 】

[This state of constantly refreshing videos is considered a high-speed state. ]

[And speed bumps mean that you stop and watch a video when you see it. ]

【Different groups of people have different preferences for videos. 】

[The speed bump for boys on the Internet, as the name suggests, means that when boys see this video, they often stop to watch it. 】

[So, what kind of video can attract boys to stop and watch it carefully? ]

[Instead of sliding away quickly, what about going directly to the next one? ]

……

Shang Dynasty.

Emperor Xin thought this question was very simple.

"As a man, what else can you see?"

"There are so many videos of beauties on the sky screen. Men in the future will definitely stop and appreciate the videos of beauties dancing or showing off their bodies."

"Speed ​​bumps for boys are beautiful girls videos!"

"In the words of later generations, what is it called? Brushing the edge! Yes, it's a video of a beautiful woman brushing the edge!"

Emperor Xin thinks that speed bumps for boys are like videos of beauties skirting the edge.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty expressed his deep agreement with this.

"I have been running hard!"

"The only one who can make me stop is a beautiful woman."

And in the Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng felt that the so-called speed bump for boys was the war that had appeared in the sky before!
For example, Huo Qubing attacked the Huns in the north!
For example, Guderian's blitzkrieg on Poland!

Or a super project like the Zhongnanshan Tunnel.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty also believed that wars and super projects were speed bumps for boys.

Different ancient people had different speed bumps in their minds.

And the sky screen video continues.

[Many people think that speed bumps for boys are like this. 】

In conjunction with Tianmu’s narration, several different videos of beautiful women dancing appeared on the screen.

Various borderline clothing.

Various online hot dances.

Many ancient LSPs couldn’t even walk after watching this.

Liu He could only say cheerfully, "Slow down? I'll just stop!"

……

【But in fact, the speed bumps for boys look like this. 】

[For example, when the Banana Song of Destiny plays, you know that Odebiao is pulling bananas again. ]

On the canopy.

The Burundian black man Odebiao, who had appeared before, was driving his 28-inch bicycle at lightning speed carrying 500 kilograms of bananas.

Gou Jian: "Well, Odebiao's spirit is indeed commendable. If it were me, I would also be willing to take a closer look."

[Pakistan Railway Repair Fairy, repair everything manually! ]

A Pakistani repairman appeared on the sky.

He used simple tools and manual labor to repair and polish the damaged vehicle bumper until it looked like new.

Purely handmade, he is a real repair wizard!

Zhu Youxiao: "His craftsmanship is so exquisite, I guess his salary must be very high, right?"

[Another example is the sword-forging competition. ]

The contestants on the skylight used gorgeous techniques to forge metal into swords.

This video uses a Malay sword as an example. The wavy blade is obviously extremely difficult to use.

Within the time limit of the competition, the participants of the sword-forging competition produced high-quality and durable swords, which made many experts in ancient cold weapons admire their sword-forging skills.

【Repairing horseshoes. 】 Huo Qubing: "They have developed horse hoof repairing to the height of an art!"

【Container blind box program. 】

【Use a high-pressure water gun to rinse the carpet. 】

[Of course, Bear Grylls’ survival in the wilderness is also indispensable…]

A short video ends.

The ancients had a preliminary understanding of what speed bumps for boys were.

Zhu Yuanzhang also said happily:

“The level of appreciation of future generations is really interesting.”

"These speed bumps they love are not as interesting as those beauty videos at first glance."

"But once you see it, you'll know it's really amazing! It's very interesting!"

"It's hard to look away from it."

"It's a pity that this video is too short. On average, each speed bump only lasts ten to thirty seconds, which is totally not enough to watch!"

“I really hope to have a chance to take a good look at the full contents of these speed bumps.”

And new sky-high videos continue to appear.

Same thing about speed bumps for boys.

【Ranking of speed bumps for boys on Hupu!】

【Come and see if there are any speed bumps you like! 】

【As we all know, Moupu is a very popular ranking and scoring place. 】

[So it’s normal that there is a speed bump ranking for boys, right? 】

[Let’s take a look at the latest ranking of Hupu boys’ speed bumps! ]

【No. 10, video of a certain youth group. 】

[Netizen comment: "Can people stop and curse? Isn't this a way of slowing people down?"]

[Ninth place, Jige videos and various secondary creation videos. ]

[Netizen: "How awesome is your brother Ji?"]

【No. 4090, graphics card review video. 】

[Netizen: "Can this card run CF?"]

[No. 7, it’s time for dinner again, brothers. ]

[Netizen: "Lafayette has paid the bill, I can't go, but I can't lose this money, so let my tutor earn it back for me."]

[No. 6, Global food sharing represented by Indian food. ]

[Netizen: "Clean and hygienic, brothers."]

【Fifth place: Ultraman Tiga. 】

[Netizen: "Remember to give me back the light! My future is dark now!"]

[Fourth place: repairing horse hooves, repairing cow hooves, and repairing donkey hooves.]

[Netizen: "In one word: awesome! The ultimate stress relief!"]

【Third place, Warcraft electronic cricket fighting. 】

[Netizen: "The ancient Greek god in charge of the canteen, I must eat immediately!"]

【Second place, football video commentary. 】

[Netizen: "Please don't believe that victory is as easy to come by as the dandelions on the hillside, but please believe that there are always some beautiful things in the world that are worth our full efforts, even if it means our death!"]

【First place Tom and Jerry! 】

[Netizen: "Even in this era of mobile phones, most people will put down their phones if they accidentally see Tom and Jerry on TV!"]

【No.11 in the top ten! 】

【Wilderness survival commentary! 】

[Netizen: "Young man, my adventure is over, it's your turn next."]

The video ended, and the audience below also expressed their own opinions on the boys' speed bumps.

……

《Bear Grylls! I miss you!》

"If you ask me to search for speed bumps, I won't do it, but once I see one, I won't leave."

"That's what we call a speed bump! Active searches are not speed bumps."

《Swordsmithing competition, I stayed up all night to watch it without noticing!》

"No! Are you installing a surveillance camera on my face?"

"Red Bull Suicide Squad deserves a spot."

"Tom and Jerry is definitely a speed bump. There are only a few lines, but I have been watching it for more than ten years."

"Excavators don't deserve to be on the list? This is the speed bump!"

"To be honest, my speed bumps are really rough. "

……

Overall, the atmosphere of the boys' speed bump videos is lighthearted and enjoyable.

The ancients also found it very relaxing to watch.

And enjoy the skylight in a relaxing process.

At first I didn't understand what a speed bump for boys was, and I thought it was just a simple video of a beautiful girl skirting the edge.

Until now, I have gradually realized that it is not only beautiful girls who can attract men!
It turns out that netizens in later generations like so many things that seem strange and bizarre.

But it’s actually very interesting content.

Many ancient people also enjoyed watching it.

As a result, I also gained a slight understanding of the Internet culture that later generations of netizens were exposed to.

Emperor Tianqi Zhu Youxiao touched the handicrafts he made and couldn't help but guess.

"If I were to show off my woodworking skills on the canopy."

"Can you also be a speed bump for boys?"

"If I could become a speed bump for boys on the sky in the future, my life would be worthwhile!"

Zhu Youxiao.

I am so envious.

I fantasize about being able to ascend to the sky.

But you don't have to ascend to the sky with your achievements, but rather with your carpentry skills.

(End of this chapter)