Chapter 208: Tribute to the No. KDA Person in Human History! Kublai Khan: Did Mongolia lose?
Originally, Zhu Di believed that the crimes of the colonists were innumerable.
People who watch the video in later generations must also know this.
But what puzzled Zhu Di was that he saw many comments praising the British colonists.
"The countries colonized by Britain are all very rich. I envy them."
"I used to make $8000 a month doing odd jobs. It's great just thinking about it."
"That's right! There are fewer people abroad, so the houses are cheap and the rent is low. After working for 5 months, you can buy the store and achieve financial freedom!"
"Fortunately, Britain defeated the Maori and left behind a developed country that contributes to human society in the future."
"Isn't your country far ahead? Compare it with New Zealand?"
"As a primitive tribe, the Maori were not killed by the British. Now more than 10% of New Zealand's population is Maori, which shows how lucky it is that advanced technology is in the hands of civilization."
"Maori now have a high legal status in New Zealand!"
"I really want to immigrate there and embrace civilization! They even treat primitive people well!"
Zhu Di was dumbfounded.
Do colonists have such a high status in the minds of Chinese netizens in later generations?
Is there something wrong with my cognition?
Or is there something wrong with the understanding of netizens in later generations?
And the sky curtain also began the final part.
[In recent years, New Zealand has done a good job in protecting the Maori people.]
[The Maori people, the indigenous inhabitants of New Zealand, have now exceeded one million. ]
[Before that, the Maori population had dropped by 90%, leaving less than 5 people.]
[Even the colonists once thought that the Maori were about to perish, and the colonists said: "As kind and compassionate colonists, it is our responsibility to smooth the pillows on which they lie dying"].
The canopy ends here.
Zhu Di was less doubtful.
The Maori were nearly driven to extinction.
This is the impression I have of the colonists!
The comments just now said that being colonized by Britain was very cool, very happy, and very enviable.
It also says that the colonists embraced civilization.
This really made Zhu Di a little confused!
"These comments from later generations praise the colonists to the sky. It really confuses me."
And in the Yuan Dynasty.
Kublai Khan saw that the British colonists had no trouble conquering them.
More than 90 percent of the Maori were killed.
They have been turned into a rare race.
I couldn't help but admire him.
"Think of our Mongol expedition to the west, massacring countless cities and killing countless people."
"Everyone says that wherever the Mongol army went, no grass grew."
"But now it seems that our Mongolians' killing efficiency is still a little behind that of the British."
"We need to find a time to send an embassy to England to learn from them."
"Ask them how to kill more efficiently."
"By the way, someone once said that the great Genghis Khan was the person who killed the most people in the world."
“I’ve always thought it should be like this.”
"But now, after seeing the level of the British, I suddenly lost my confidence."
"Is it possible that the person who killed the most people in the world was the British emperor?"
"It shouldn't be possible, right?"
……
Kublai Khan thought about it casually and didn't care much.
And then a new sky appeared.
Because I just talked about the reason why Britain was a colonial country, the new skylight is also related to colonization.
[Which piece of territory does no one want? ]
【As we all know, disputes and even bloody wars between countries are often caused by territorial disputes. 】
【Don't even mention the rich and fertile land. 】
[Even remote uninhabited islands, wastelands and deserts are fought over by countries. ]
【But there is such a piece of land. 】
[Neither of the two countries surrounding the land wanted him.]
【This despised land.】
[It is the Bir Tawil region located between Egypt and Sudan, covering an area of more than 2000 kilometers. ]
【But why doesn't anyone want this land! 】
[This is going to involve some history.]
[This region, including Egypt and Sudan, was once a British colony.]
[In 1899, British colonists drew a straight line on the map as the border between Egypt and Sudan.]
[If you are from a local indigenous tribe, your bed is in the south room, and your wife's bed is in the north room.]
【Congratulations, you are now people from two countries, and this is a transnational marriage. 】
[Originally, this straight line border is ridiculous, but it makes sense. ]
[But in 1902, Britain drew a new border. ]
[Based on the original straight line, it was slightly detoured. ]
[The smaller and more barren Bir Tawil region was given to Egypt.]
[The Hala'ib Triangle, which is larger and covers 20,000 square kilometers and is coastal and rich in resources, was assigned to Sudan.]
【The seeds were planted.】
[This may not have been a big problem at the time.]
[After all, both Egypt and Sudan are actually under British jurisdiction. ]
【But as the independence movement gained momentum, the colonial system collapsed. 】
[After the founding of the country, Sudan and Egypt had territorial disputes. ]
[Both countries want the Hala’ib Triangle, which has an area of 20,000 square kilometers, a population of 20,000, and is located along the coast and can develop resources such as oil and gas.]
[In order to gain an advantage in legal terms.]
[So Sudan and Egypt both claimed sovereignty over the Hala’ib Triangle.]
[Therefore, both sides believe that the Bir Tawil area belongs to the other side. ]
[The legal basis of Egypt is the border drawn by the British in 1899.]
[The legal basis of Sudan is the border line drawn by the British in 1902.]
If Egypt claims Bir Tawil as its own territory, then it will have to recognize the Hala'ib Triangle as Sudan's territory.
[Similarly, if the Sultan wants Bir Tawil. ]
[Then he would have to admit that the Hala'ib Triangle belongs to Egypt.]
[Because of this, Bir Tawil has become a region that no country has claimed ownership of. ]
[It is one of the only unowned lands in the world. ]
[Currently, Egypt holds actual control over Bir Tawil and Halayib.]
[After all, the Sultan was too busy to take care of himself and had no interest in fighting for that small piece of land. ]
[But Egypt has not claimed ownership of Bir Tawil, probably ready to give the land to Sudan at any time.]
The same short science video.
This is the first time that many modern audiences have heard of the land of Bir Tawil.
The styles of the comment section and barrage are basically the same.
"Saving flow: Whoever takes the small one will automatically lose the big one."
《Classic English.》
"The shit-stirring stick stirs shit everywhere."
"Traditional skills: hidden dangers of territorial disputes."
"England has always made its colonies hate each other wherever it goes, so that it can profit from it."
"A little-known fact: more than 90% of the world's current geopolitical conflicts are caused by Britain. "
"Britain has harmed at least 40 billion people around the world and is now in danger of geopolitical conflict."
《Salute to the first KDA person in human history! Queen Victoria of Great Britain! 》
"I want it, just build a country!"
……
Yuan Dynasty.
After watching this short video and combining it with the comments from later viewers in the comment section, Kublai Khan basically confirmed it.
"It seems that the British Empire in this later generation is very powerful."
"In terms of killing, I, the Mongols, lost. My Mongol expedition to the west was just a temporary killing."
"Not only will this British man kill people for a while, he will continue to cause harm for hundreds of years!"
"I don't like them."
"The UK is an island country, but if we take advantage of the fact that it has not yet fully developed."
"Build a strong Mongol navy."
"Is there a chance to strangle Britain's rise in its cradle?"
"Some people always say that the rise of the Mongol Empire led to the deaths of 100 million people!"
"But...if I destroy Britain ahead of time, wouldn't that be equivalent to saving a billion people or even more?"
"Then my great Mongolia has done a great deed!"
……
After watching this sky-high video, I was reminded of the evils that the British Empire committed around the world in later generations.
People are all feeling a little unhappy.
Fortunately, a new sky soon appeared.
The sky curtain began to play amidst a relaxing little tune.
[Hello everyone, as we all know, Moupu is a place that loves rankings extremely. 】
[Today we are going to talk about the ranking of classic work quotes as reviewed by netizens on Mopu.]
[Take a look at these classic workplace quotes. Are there any you have used before? ]
……
[No. 10! Can you come and work overtime on the weekend? ]
[Netizen comment: "I'll go to your closet to work overtime!"]
[No. 9! Young people should not always think about making money for themselves when they go to work.]
[“If I don’t make money for myself, how can I make money for you?”]
【No. 8! It doesn’t take up anyone’s working time. 】
[“It doesn’t take up working time, so the meeting will be held at night or on weekends, right?”]
[No. 7! Why do you leave right after get off work? ]
[“Why should I come to work on time?”]
[No. 6! If you don’t do it, there are plenty of people who will! ]
[“To be honest, I really don’t want to do it, but there are people who do, so I have to do it.”]
【Fifth place! Got it! 】
[“Ancient slaves said ‘yeah! Modern slaves say ‘got it.’”]
【No. 4! Involution does not necessarily lead to success, but not involution will definitely make you feel comfortable. 】
[“There is no precise definition of hard work or not. Doing things within one’s ability is also a kind of wisdom. Some people are not born to be that kind of person.”]
【Third place! As long as you are willing to endure hardships, there will be endless hardships to endure. 】
[“When I heard this, I saw Odebiao pooping bananas in faraway Africa. Well, I’d better go take a paid shit and watch some videos of Odebiao.”]
[Second place! You should be worthy of your salary! ]
[“My monthly salary is 58,000 yuan. The company is my home. My monthly salary is 2,500 yuan. I decide whether to go to work or not.”]
[First place! A real man is born in this world, how can he be depressed and inferior to others for a long time! ]
[“Before the salary increase, this sentence was the only true God, but after the salary increase: If you don’t abandon me, I am willing to worship you as my foster father!”]
This is a fun short video.
No great pictures though.
But the ancients could probably see that the quotations in the video reflected the attitudes of many people at work in later generations.
There is a kind of cynicism and spirit of finding joy in suffering that is unique to later generations.
Although the work concepts of many of them did not conform to the ancient national conditions.
Most ancient people would not agree with this.
But it's also fun to watch.
The next video is also fun.
Quite a few ancient people, especially those after the Three Kingdoms period.
After seeing the title of the Tianmu video.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
(End of this chapter)