Chapter 211 Pain Ranking! A list of famous failed candidates, are you waiting for an old friend?
Most of the ancients continued to watch Tianmu's commentary on this American TV series with great interest.
Although I don't intend to learn how to behave like Hannibal.
However, its function of entertainment, stress relief and having fun watching TV is still very obvious.
And after playing Hannibal's commentary video.
A new sky appeared.
Maybe it’s because Hannibal was just released, so the new skylight looks quite painful.
[Ranking of human pain levels, this is the first one! ]
Pain is something that is no stranger to both modern and ancient people.
But pain has different levels?
So what hurts the most?
[When a finger is cut by paper, the pain index is 2 points. ]
[Stepping on a stone, the pain index is three points. ]
[Stubbed toe, pain index 4.]
[Biting your tongue, the pain index is five points. 】
The first few levels of pain that appear on the sky screen are all minor pains that are common in daily life.
Basically all human beings, whether ancient or modern, have experienced similar pain.
And don’t underestimate these types of pain, they are just minor daily pains.
But the damage caused seems to be no small at all.
《Bullet screen: It's already starting to hurt.》
《Oh my god, I feel so painful when I cut my finger with paper.》
"When my toe was kicked, I died on the spot."
"It hurts so much when I kick the wall with paronychia."
"The little toe of the foot that hits the corner of the table must have a name!"
……
[When scratched by a cat, the pain index is five points. 】
[The upper jaw was burned by hot pizza, the pain index is six points. 】
【Being scratched by glass, the pain index is six points. 】
[Hitting the wall with your fist, the pain index is seven points. ]
[Drowning and suffocation, pain index is seven points. 】
[Arthritis, pain index eight points. ]
【My period, pain index is eight points. 】
《Bullet screen: I am often scratched by my master, but it doesn’t hurt.》
"The glass is scratched at least ten times!"
"It won't hurt if you punch the wall too much, I've tested it myself."
"No? He almost died from drowning, and that's the extent of it?"
《Drowning doesn’t hurt, does it?》
"I have drowned before, and it was really uncomfortable, not much different from the pain."
"I think drowning is more painful than arthritis! I've been there."
"First of all, I'm a man, and secondly, I don't think my period hurts at all."
……
【Toothache, pain index 9 points.】
[My hand was pinched by the door panel, the pain index is very high. ]
[Sprinkle alcohol on the wound, the pain index is 11 points. ]
[Putting your hand into boiling water, the pain index is 12 points. ]
[Falling down the stairs, pain index 13 points. ]
[Extreme hunger, pain index 14 points. ]
[Whiplash, pain index 15 points. ]
[Pulling out a nail from a finger has a pain index of 16 points.]
[Tattoo, pain index 17 points. ]
《Bullet screen: I gradually started to lose control.》
《The truth is caught in the door.》
"This toothache is killing me!"
Does hunger hurt?
"You don't understand extreme hunger. It's really hunger to the point of wanting to die."
"Pulling nails is a punishment, and it can exceed 20."
"It's over, it's over. The sense of substitution is too strong. I'm already starting to feel pain."
"It really hurts when my nails fall off. Even though my nails are intact, I can feel it."
"Whiplash and nail pulling can be more painful."
……
【Fracture, pain index 18 points. 】
【Third degree burn, pain index 19 points. 】
[The face was hit hard, with a pain index of 20 points. ]
[Old wound torn, pain index 21 points. ]
[Gastric ulcer, pain index 22 points. ]
【Freezing frostbite, pain index 23 points. 】
[Migraine, pain index 24 points. ]
[Looking directly at the sun for 5 minutes, the pain index is 26 points. ]
[Burn by boiling oil, pain index 27 points. ]
《Bullet screen: gradually starting to get perverted.》
"People who have experienced gastric ulcers say that life is worse than death."
"I get frostbite every winter. It's so painful."
"I think it's okay to look directly at the sun. I do it all the time."
《Don't look at the sun!!! It can damage your eyes even if you don't feel it!》
"No wonder I am now nearsighted, astigmatism, photophobia and tearing. Is it because I looked at the sun too much when I was a kid?"
"I couldn't sleep in the past two summers because of migraine!"
"No wonder Cao Cao wanted to cut open his own brain, migraines are so severe!"
"Sister Cannon called me!"
……
[Lumbar disc herniation, pain index 27 points. ]
[The finger was cut off, the pain index is 28 points. ]
[Swallowing glass shards, pain index 30 points. ]
[Broken arm, pain index 32 points. ]
[Stabbed in the vitals, pain index 37 points. ]
[Shot in the chest by a pistol bullet, pain index 43 points. ]
[Being hit by a car at 50 kilometers per hour, the pain index is 43 points. ]
[Urinating kidney stones, pain index 50 points! ]
"Bullet screen: Is the lumbar disc so painful?" "Lumbar disc herniation is so painful that my mother is dying because of it!"
"The one who swallowed the glass shards is really a talent!"
《Fingers cut off?》
《Oh my god! My fingers were cut off! It’s scary just to think about it!》
《My arm, my king's power!!!》
《Touma is too experienced in many things.》
"Yang Guo calls him an expert!"
"Being hit by a car only hurts for a moment and then you don't feel anything anymore."
"Being hit by a car doesn't hurt at first... because of the adrenaline rush and the stress response."
"My grandpa used to pee out his kidney stones, and he said it didn't hurt at all."
……
[Kicked hard in the balls, pain index 52 points. ]
【Childbirth, pain index 57 points. 】
[Drinking sulfuric acid, pain index 62 points. ]
[Being hit by a train at 130 kilometers per hour, the pain index is 67 points. ]
[Burn to death by fire, pain index 70 points. ]
"Danmu: Deadly Chicken Fight!"
《Oh my god, my balls hurt! 》
《Would anyone drink sulfuric acid? 》
"If you get hit by a train, you'll die instantly. It shouldn't hurt."
《Salute to Mom! Mom, we love you! 》
……
The video is over.
However, netizens are still discussing it heatedly.
"Didn't you accidentally step on a Lego brick?"
Lego Anti-Personnel Mine!
《I was hit in the testicles by a 129km/h train and gave birth on the spot.》
"So Joan of Arc is really miserable."
"Being extremely hungry is really scary. Your body will tremble, convulse, and wail."
"If I get kicked in the balls, I can be unconscious for the whole afternoon. Don't ask me why."
"Then you are in pain shock and have been through the gates of hell."
"I recently watched Aaron's Cry in the Fire, and I realized that I underestimated those who have strong beliefs. "
……
This video, including the discussion, is over.
The ancients only gained knowledge from watching it.
Except for a few cruel officials, no one thinks this video has much practical significance.
The cruel officials did confirm the pain of burning.
But I feel that the fire is too pure.
Not torturous enough.
Except for cruel officials, most other ancient people had no use for this knowledge.
But the ancient people today would not seek meaning in every section of the sky.
Sometimes, watching the sky dome is just a pastime.
After all, during this period of time.
There are more and more funny videos, borderline videos, and purely popular science videos used to kill time.
Although these sky curtains do not involve improving national strength or political history.
But it was still fun to watch.
New canopy.
[A review of famous failed candidates in history, who are you waiting for? ]
【As we all know, failing the exam usually means poor test scores. 】
[But many people who did not perform well in the exams were actually very talented and accomplished a lot, and left their names in history.]
【Let’s take a look at the famous failed students whose names have been recorded in history. 】
【Ranked 13th on the list of famous failed candidates: Pu Songling. 】
[Examination results: He took eight provincial examinations in his life and became a tribute student at the age of 71.]
[Main achievements: He wrote Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio and was called Mr. Liaozhai.]
【No. 12, Wu Chengen. 】
[Examination results: failed three provincial examinations, and bid farewell to his examination career. ]
[Main achievements: Wrote Journey to the West, which is still the top domestic IP. ]
【No. 11, Li Shizhen. 】
[Examination results: He failed the provincial examinations three times and gave up being a scholar to pursue a career in medicine.]
[Main achievements: compiled the Compendium of Materia Medica, and was later hailed as the Saint of Medicine]
【Tenth place, Li He.】
【Exam results: failed because of taboo name. 】
[Main achievements: A generation of poetic ghosts, known as the third in the competition of Tang poetry. ]
……
The sky screen played the first few failed students.
Ancient people thought it was quite normal.
They are all talented people, but they did not get accepted in the examination, so they turned their talents to other directions.
This kind of thing is actually very normal.
Especially the ancient people of the dynasties after Sui and Tang, they all knew well the difficulty of the imperial examination.
Even though many are very talented in their own right.
It is not certain that you can pass the imperial examination.
Therefore, the ancients thought it was normal to see failed students achieve various achievements, such as writing books and becoming medicine saints.
But it puzzled the ancients.
The focus of the barrage discussion does not seem to be Pu Songling, Li Shizhen, Wu Chengen and others who have appeared so far.
《I came in after seeing the title.》
What am I expecting?
"I'm waiting for an old friend."
《I know what you are waiting for.》
《I think I guessed it.》
“I should have guessed it.”
《Are there any from Austria?》
《@Vienna Academy of Fine Arts.》
"You made these dumplings for this dish of vinegar, right?"
The ancients were a little puzzled.
Who are they looking forward to in this future barrage?
(End of this chapter)