Chapter 316 Please bless me! Mummy famous scene

Chapter 316 Please bless me! Mummy famous scene
Li Shimin's thoughts were relatively simple and firm.

But other Tang Dynasty emperors.

For example, Emperor Gaozong of Tang, Li Zhi, was a little confused.

As an emperor who was not too ruthless, Li Zhi was very satisfied and proud of his military achievements.

Under his own rule.

The territory of the Tang Dynasty reached its peak.

Even far surpassing Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of that time!

And in order to conquer this vast territory.

The country's military burden is actually extremely heavy.

Before, Li Zhi wanted the Tang Dynasty to be at its peak of national strength.

Moreover, the Tang Dynasty’s military force was powerful.

Foreign wars can basically be won.

But with the sky curtain, these frontier poems specifically spoken appeared.

Li Zhi also began to doubt.

Perhaps the Tang Dynasty must wage war.

Perhaps Datang’s winning rate is indeed very high.

But military conquest has side effects.

It is indeed gradually eroding the Tang Dynasty.

So what should we do?

Li Zhi fell into pain and confusion.

Li Zhi wanted a solution.

but.

I really can’t think of anything, I can only try my best to maintain the status quo.

"Alas, I hope that the war of our Tang Dynasty can be won as soon as possible."

"I will also think of a way to increase the pensions for the wounded and injured soldiers."

And who was the Tang Dynasty emperor who suffered the greatest impact?

That person must be Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Li Longji.

Other Tang Dynasty emperors may have felt that some of those frontier poems were about themselves.

Li Longji read these frontier poems.

Plus the news of the Anshi Rebellion that we had learned earlier.

Let Li Longji know.

The Tang Dynasty went from prosperity to decline in his own hands.

Now Li Longji, since he knew about the Anshi Rebellion.

I have already fallen into a state of extreme self-doubt.

Now I have read these new frontier poems.

I even feel that all these frontier poems are directly attacking me!

As a very clever emperor, a complete political machine.

Li Longji has also been reflecting these days.

Not only reflected on his own control over the Jiedushi.

At the same time, I am also reflecting and thinking.

The entire Tang Dynasty military machine.

Is it too large and out of control?

"The problem of the traitor An Lushan has not yet been resolved within the Tang Dynasty."

“Plus, the military system has become ossified.”

“Maybe we really need to shrink.”

Li Longji stood up and sighed.

He stroked his gray beard with his hand.

He said helplessly:
"Whether the An-Shi Rebellion breaks out or not."

"But the Tang Dynasty was an era of unrivalled progress and determination."

"It's finally going to end."

"I no longer have extravagant desires, such as destroying Tubo or expanding territory."

"I even know that the newly conquered border lands will be out of the control of the Tang Dynasty from now on."

"I don't want to be the emperor of all time."

"Just hope for a smooth landing!"

Li Longji was already in a bad mood because the Anshi Rebellion might break out at any time.

After reading all of this, it seems like he was directly criticizing his own frontier poems.

While feeling even worse.

I also know that some things must be given up.

anyway.

The Tang Dynasty that he ruled.

It will eventually become a turning point for the Tang Dynasty.

……

soon.

A new sky also appeared.

[Even a mummy who has just been resurrected after being dead for thousands of years knows that you have to pay first to get someone to do something for you.]

A terrifying humanoid monster appeared on the sky.

This humanoid monster has the rough outline of a human body.

But it looked like a mass of rotten meat.

The close-up shots of the faces made the ancient people, who had not seen many horror movies, scream in fear!
Quite a few young girls and wives.

He fell to the ground in fright.

Not to mention young girls and young wives.

Even many grown men find it very creepy and don't want to look at it any longer.

Qin Dynasty.

Originally, when Ying Zheng saw the mummy appearing on the sky, he thought it was extremely ugly and scary.

I don't want to watch it either. But the title of this sky curtain.

It is really attractive to Ying Zheng!
Can you be resurrected after being dead for thousands of years?
Isn't this equivalent to immortality in another sense?

"Haha, even though I know it's probably fake, it's still necessary to take a look."

Ying Zheng remained calm and composed.

But the heart is longing.

Due to his desire for immortality, even Ying Zheng felt a little disgusted when he saw the mummy.

But after vomiting in my heart.

Watching the sky screen video carefully.

On the sky screen video.

Just resurrected.

A mummy covered in rotten flesh.

He walked up to a man who looked ugly, with murderous intent.

With the help of the light from the torch in the wretched man's hand.

can be seen.

The surrounding environment is very similar to a tomb.

Ying Zheng was such a smart person that he figured it out immediately.

"Tomb chamber? Grave robbers?"

"The mummy is the dead tomb owner?"

"The mummy has been sleeping for thousands of years."

"And tomb robbers broke into his tomb, and the sleeping owner was resurrected again?"

This time, Ying Zheng's eyes lit up!
Suddenly I felt that the mummy became amiable.

Because in Ying Zheng's conception.

The Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang that he was building was not only luxurious but also huge.

At the same time, they also want to be resurrected after death and achieve immortality.

be prepared!

Mummies also resurrect after death.

Isn't this similar to what I am doing?
Besides, as a feudal emperor, Qin Shihuang spent all his efforts to build his own mausoleum.

Naturally, I also hate tomb robbers.

Whether domestic or foreign.

Whether in reality or in the sky.

Now see the monster, the mummy, walking towards the tomb robber with murderous intent.

Ying Zheng only hoped that the mummy would slap the tomb robber into pieces with one slap to vent his anger!
Canopy.

The wretched tomb robber, who was frightened to death, let out a scream.

Not even daring to run away, he slowly retreated.

At the same time, he took out the cross amulet he carried with him.

The tomb robber pointed the cross at the mummy and said in English:
May God protect me.

The mummy didn't react.

Instead, he looked at each other with even more contempt.

His hand gradually rose up, as if he was ready to slap it to death.

Unexpectedly, the tomb robber suddenly took out a Buddha statue from his arms.

Facing the mummy in front of him, he said in broken Chinese:

【Please, Bodhisattva, bless me. 】

【Please, Bodhisattva, bless me. 】

Of course it is useless.

The mummy opened his mouth.

It seems that he has no intention of doing so and slaps the tomb robber to death.

Instead, he planned to swallow it in one gulp!
Ying Zheng also watched this scene with great anticipation.

And he seemed to feel that he finally understood.

Why do people in later generations make such horrific monster movies?

Ying Zheng also smiled and said, "Don't mention it, it's really cool to see this scary mummy swallowing a living person in one gulp!"

And Ying Zheng was looking forward to watching his mummy swallow the tomb robber in one gulp.

A large number of comments were also amused by the content of the movie.

They flew out one after another.

"This mummy is so scary! So disgusting! So creepy! It gives me goose bumps!"

《It’s really ugly! 》

"Is he ugly? I think he's pretty handsome."

"It's a classic movie, and it left a lasting impression on my childhood."

"If God really wants to bless you, he won't let you come here."

《I didn't realize it was in Chinese when I watched it, hahahahaha! 》

"Please, Buddha, bless me. The tone is so funny, but it's pretty standard."

《Bodhisattva: Sorry, we don’t accept cross-border business.》

《Bodhisattva: The area you are in is not in the service area.》

"Shouldn't we use Sanskrit when praying to the Bodhisattva?"

"The tomb robber has a statue of Lord Shiva hanging around his neck. He must be able to speak Sanskrit."

"It's strange that the Bodhisattva protects you! What you hold is a Buddha statue, not a Bodhisattva!"

"This guy has a lot of mixed beliefs."

"If you encounter a mummy, you should worship the Egyptian god Amun, right?"

"The high priest was very decisive in killing other people, why was he so slow in killing this guy?"

"It's possible that Imhotep was looking at a fool for fun at first, but he didn't expect that someone could understand what he said. "

"Don't say that this guy may be a bit mean, but he is timid and careful. He never fights a battle without preparation. He is a man who can accomplish great things."

《Buddha: Please use Hindi. Also, I don’t support business outside of Asia for the time being. Hahaha.》

(End of this chapter)