Chapter 32 Gao Wei: Humor and Beauty

Chapter 32 Gao Wei: Humor and Beauty (Please vote)
Han Dynasty.

While eating meat and drinking wine, Liu Bang looked at the sky happily, his gaze fixed on it.

When Liu Bang and Xiang Yu were fighting for supremacy, they didn't even look at the map so seriously.

Lu Zhi, who was standing by, saw the American beauty on the sky curtain dressed so shamelessly.

He was furious and rushed to Liu Bang to complain.

"You are already so old, but you are still like a sex-crazed devil!"

"What are you looking at? Come back to my room with me!"

If it were under normal circumstances, Liu Bang might have followed Lu Zhi back.

Liu Bang often said: "There is no need to fight with this woman!"

But this time Liu Bang said with great dominance:

"Humph, what do you know as a woman?"

"Don't you know that in the future, the United States will be the world's most powerful country?"

"Now that the Sky has finally shown American content, what's wrong with me learning some in order to revitalize the Han Dynasty?"

"You are really short-sighted! Go back and don't bother me."

Although Lu Zhi was tough and claimed to be the largest shareholder in the founding of the Han Dynasty, she often criticized Liu Bang for no reason.

But when faced with major events, Lu Zhi was still able to tell the difference.

Lu Zhi also knew that it was said on the sky that the United States would be the world's number one superpower in the future.

It is also necessary for the Han Dynasty to learn from the advanced experience of later generations.

So Lu Zhi just grumbled a few words in dissatisfaction, but didn't say much more.

On the canopy.

Up Master Xiao Ma asked the beautiful lady:

How many genders do you think there are in this world?

【Beauty: I think there are countless genders. 】

【Xiao Ma Ge: Can you give some gender examples to our audience? 】

[Beauty: Uh... this question is a little difficult to answer. ]

[Because some genders are fluid, if I give examples of some of them, it may cause some misunderstandings and lead some people to interpret my words in a different way, so you know this question is difficult to answer.]

[Sorry, I don’t know…]

The ancient people could only watch with regret as this coolly dressed Dazhou beauty gradually left.

Boss Cao was particularly regretful.

But despite his regret, Cao Cao said verbally:
"This woman is average, big breasts and no brains!"

"If you can't even answer such a simple gender question, you must have no talent."

"I like people who are talented and good at playing music."

Canopy.

Xiao Ma Ge then asked questions to a business elite man who had his hair combed like an adult and wore a handsome suit.

Still the same question, asking him how many genders he thinks there are in the world.

The business man heard this question.

Immediately treat it as a formidable enemy!

He waved his hands, indicating that he was in a hurry to go to work. He pretended to look at the watch and took out his cell phone and ran away frantically.

Brother Ma jogged along with the business man.

I just can't catch up.

Fortunately, Xiao Ma Ge interviewed the business man’s colleagues again.

But after this colleague heard the interview questions.

Just keep yelling right there.

He avoided the subject and spoke for the whole five minutes without saying a single word about gender!

There was no other choice, so Xiao Ma Ge found a fourth interviewer, a worker with a typical red neck.

In order to complete the interview, Xiao Ma Ge gave the other party 10 dollars.

[Uncle: How many genders? This question is a bit complicated. You know, I don’t have a very high level of education…]

[I am a man, my wife is a woman, and one of my sons is a male transgender.]

[Xiao Ma Ge: So you mean you think there are three genders? Male, female and transgender? ]

[Uncle: I used to think there were only two genders, but now there may be many...]

[Uh...gender issues are not important. What's important is to respect everyone's own ideas...is that what you said? Right?]

At this point, the worker's mind suddenly opened up.

He listed many genders in succession.

Cats, dogs, Walmart shopping bags, helicopter gunships, etc.

After saying a lot of genders in one breath, the video ended. Then the ancient people of all generations could not understand it.

Shang Dynasty.

King Zhou, who was having a party while looking at the sky curtain, was now full of confusion.

"There are men in the world, there are women in the world, isn't this a question that a three-year-old child knows?"

“Why is it so difficult for the American people of later generations to answer?”

"And that Wal-Mart shopping bag in the answer? What the hell is that?"

King Zhou Di Xin couldn't understand it.

It doesn’t matter, Zhuge Liang said he didn’t understand it either.

"It should be a simple question, but why is it so difficult for the American people in Dakota on the sky to answer it?"

“Even in later America there were many different genders.”

"But you just need to answer it. It shouldn't be difficult."

"And those people on the canopy were very cautious when answering, as if they were afraid of saying the wrong thing."

"Liang really doesn't understand this."

Northern Qi Dynasty.

Gao Wei, the last emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, looked at the American people on the screen and saw that they couldn't even answer a simple question about their gender.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing!

"Hahaha, it seems that there is a lot of nonsense in that sky curtain!"

"What did you say before? The United States is the most powerful country in the world?"

"But why are the American people so stupid?"

"With such stupid people, can a country still be a strong country? I don't believe it!"

“I can’t even answer the question about gender, haha!”

"I dare to conclude that the man who can't answer how many genders there are is definitely a fool!"

"But seeing them hemming and hawing is quite amusing."

Wantonly mocking the low intelligence of the American people in later generations.

Gao Wei suddenly reached out and attacked Feng Xiaolian again.

"Tell me! My beloved, what is your gender?"

Feng Xiaolian also liked to joke, so she reacted immediately and cooperated with Gao Wei.

"I don't know. People in later generations don't know. I'm just a fool. How can I know my gender?"

"How about you come and see for yourself, Your Majesty?"

After saying that, Feng Xiaolian's body softened and she lay sideways on the table.

She posed her body in a lying position, making it easier for Gao Wei to study her gender.

I guess they don’t have time to continue looking at the sky dome for the time being.

Soon a new sky appeared.

It may be a related video of brushing, so it is another video about gender types in the United States.

[Official announcement! The list of genders officially recognized in the United States is here! 】

Before looking at the sky, the ancients also made guesses.

But even the most ambitious guess is that there are only 10 genders in the United States.

And amid everyone's speculation, the video officially began.

[In the United States, recognized genders include male, female...]

【Let’s talk about some common genders first. 】

[Intersex: People who identify themselves as both male and female.]

[Transgender: A person who has changed his or her gender through surgery.]

[Non-binary people: People who identify as neither male nor female.]

【Cross-gender people: People who identify themselves as some gender other than male or female.】

[Genderless people: People who think they are not of any gender. 】

[Genderless: People who think that their gender is genderless, but please be careful to distinguish them from non-gendered people. ]

Seeing this, Confucius could no longer jump.

"Ah? Has the rituals and music of later generations become so corrupt?"

"But wait!"

“Is this just the common gender?”

"What about... those uncommon genders?"

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