Chapter 351: Chongqing's Pants-Shaking Crisis! Artificial Rainfall Makes Chongzhen Envy

Following Tianmu’s question, netizens also began to answer and comment.

"Ah? Isn't it the same for afternoon naps across the country?"

"Is it true? It's so exaggerated?"

"Really? All dogs need a nap."

"People in Shenyang really don't take naps. I go to college in Shenyang and classes start at 1:30 p.m. I really can't stand it!"

"In Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, most people don't sleep at noon. People in the north say it's too uncomfortable!"

"People in other places take naps, but shops in other places don't close at noon."

"I'm doing an internship in Shanxi recently, and it's great to fly to work at 3pm!"

"Every time my boss calls me, he tells me to come over at 3pm."

"When I went to Shanxi for training before, teachers and students all took naps. It felt like time slowed down and it was very relaxing."

《Saves a lot of carbs, haha.》

"People in Shanxi are dizzy with carbon monoxide."

《You will feel sleepy if you eat too much carbohydrates! 》

"There are many provinces that love eating noodles, but nowhere else is it like Shanxi."

"Are restaurants in Shanxi really closed at noon?"

"It's normal not to be able to eat at a restaurant at noon. Most restaurants are closed from 1 to 3 pm."

《Hahaha! It’s true!》

"My teacher said that taking a nap is a bad habit. I was shocked when I heard it."

"When I was a kid, I would get beaten if I didn't take a nap."

"In elementary school, you have to take a nap. You have to ask your parents to sign a nap certificate and then give it to the teacher."

"In my dream, I want to go to Shanxi to take a nap."

"This Shanxi native said: I saw this video at noon and I am going to take a nap."

"good afternoon."

This section of the sky video ends here.

The ancients looked at these collected from all over the Internet,

After the video content and memes about Shanxi people’s nap.

In addition, look at the barrage of comments posted by netizens in later generations.

It also confirmed the fact that Shanxi people love to take naps.

Regardless of whether the ancients realized it before or not, Shanxi is the province with the largest number of naps.

But now, everyone is convinced.

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang, was from Shanxi.

He also nodded slightly to indicate:

"Well, after watching this sky-high video."

"I have confirmed that Shanxi is indeed the province with the most siestas."

"It should be the only one in the country, right?"

But in the real Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin also started his rebellion from Shanxi.

Also a little curious.

“I haven’t noticed it before.”

"But now that Tianmu said this, I find that it is indeed true."

"Why is that?"

“There are so many provinces across the country.”

“Why is Shanxi the province with the most afternoon naps?”

……

Li Shimin was still thinking here.

But he didn't have much time to think.

Because new interesting sky-screen short videos have appeared.

And the title of the sky curtain.

It instantly attracted the attention of Li Shimin and all the emperors of all dynasties.

Jin Dynasty.

When Sima Zhong saw the sky curtain, he immediately shouted excitedly:

"Ah, this kind of operation still exists in the future?"

“This is amazing!”

"From now on, we don't have to worry about the weather anymore, and we can always have good weather and good harvests!"

"In this case, the people of my Great Jin Dynasty."

"I can definitely afford to eat meat porridge every day."

Obviously, Sima Zhong thought about the problem too simply.

But his excitement is understandable.

Because of the new sky,

The title is called:
【Large-scale documentary, the legend of artificial rainfall in Chongqing. 】

Artificial rainfall!

This word had a great appeal to the ancient people!

The ancients were afraid of floods and droughts!

In comparison, droughts are more destructive than floods.

tomorrow.

Emperor Chongzhen, who suffered from drought, saw the words "artificial rainfall".

My eyes suddenly widened!
"Ah, rainfall can be artificially produced?"

"Quick! Quick! Tianmu, tell me something!"

Amid the ancient people's great anticipation, the sky curtain officially began to play.

[When the people of Chongqing woke up, the sky seemed to have fallen and their pants had flown away. ]

Yaoku, this is the dialect of Sichuan and Chongqing.

It refers to underwear.

In conjunction with this sky-high narration, a pair of swaying pants fluttering in the wind appeared in the sky.

[The people of Chongqing will never forget this heavy day. ]

【Because Chongqing is between artificial rainfall and natural disasters. 】

【Choose man-made disaster.】

[Recently, the Sichuan and Chongqing regions have been experiencing mildly hot weather with a temperature of 42 degrees for a long time, with little rain. ]

[Plus, school is about to start, and I don’t want the hot weather to affect my studies. ]

【So Chongqing decided to cancel the school opening due to the high temperature. 】

[Manual rainfall was carried out in many areas of Chongqing.] [Hundreds of high-explosive bombs and rockets were fired.]

[However, the weather conditions were complicated, the level of artificial rainfall was poor, and there was a lack of experience. ]

[I accidentally used too much force and even created a mushroom cloud. 】

[For a moment, I couldn't tell whether it was artificial rainfall or a nuclear bomb. ]

[Caused lightning, thunder, strong winds and heavy rain in many areas throughout Chongqing.]

[The electric car that was parked well was blown away. ]

[The trees were also blown down.]

[Some sheds were blown down.]

[I was eating at a street stall, but the table flew away while I was eating. ]

[The most exaggerated scene is when a strong wind blows past.]

[Thousands of swing pants are flying in the sky! ]

[Black clouds are pressing down on the city, and someone's pants are flying everywhere. ]

[Netizens said that they have seen all kinds of rain since they were young, but this is the first time they have seen underwear rain.]

【After a rainstorm and hailstorm, the people of Chongqing suffered countless losses. 】

[The netizens who suffered heavy losses were forced to go to the comment section of Chongqing Weather and complain: You have to compensate me for my ice silk swing pants! ]

【The battle to defend the underpants was a big loss. 】

[The result was only a one-degree drop in temperature]

[As for how much water was produced by artificial rainfall? ]

[Netizens said, to be honest: the water rained for 5 minutes and then disappeared. ]

[I have heard of natural disasters, but this is the first time I have heard of a man-made disaster. 】

[I don’t know how many Chongqing residents will be forced to go out without a pair of pants after this crisis.]

【But there is one group of people who are very happy. 】

【That's the store that sells underwear. 】

[This overwhelming wealth has finally come to my family. ]

【But for most ordinary Chongqing people, they all said:】

[The people of Chongqing will never forget this heavy day. ]

[On September 2024, 9, the battle to defend pants in Sichuan and Chongqing officially begins! ]

[Even five-star commentator MacArthur commented on this:]

【Chongqing is really ahead of its time! 】

[After one round of artificial rainfall, everything was brought down except the high temperature. ]

【But please don’t worry too much, friends in Chongqing. 】

【It’s not a big problem.】

[Because in next door Chengdu, the artificial rainfall directly turned into hail. ]

[They are the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix. ]

The complaint ended in an interesting short video lasting just over a minute.

Netizens also followed suit in the comment section below.

"It's kiln pants, not rocking pants."

September 9: Chongqing will implement artificial rainfall to ease the hot weather.

September 9: Chongqing is hit by a large area of ​​disaster and is making every effort to carry out rescue and relief work.

"It's no use. The temperature was still 42 degrees the next day!"

"It rose by one degree after the rain!"

"After artificial rainfall, there was no cloud at all the next day."

《Next, it’s the real barrier-free direct shooting.》

"After the rain, the air is cleaner and the sun is hotter."

"I can only be thankful that there is no shackle hanging on the balcony, but my window was blown out."

"Outside my window, all the bean pods drying in the sun have flown away."

"Five or six of my flower pots were broken, and a few hundred dollars was gone in an instant. Pay for it!"

"A certain NN: China has developed a weather weapon."

"A certain BC: China is using weather weapons against their own people."

"I've been wearing these rocking pants for a year! I've just gotten through the break-in period! Woohoo!"

"It doesn't matter. You can still pick up the ones that float over from others."

"Who uses more than 100 high-explosive bombs to destroy the clouds?"

"The Dandelion Army was so greedy that they cried."

"No wonder some people say that the Meteorological Bureau is one of the most powerful artillery units in the world."

If netizens are saying that they are just making fun of something.

Local netizens in Chongqing, in particular, are trying to find joy in the midst of adversity.

Then the ancients must have been deeply shocked!
Although the ancients could also see it.

The short video on the sky screen just now was a joke, a fun thing, and a complaint about the poor control of artificial rainfall.

Instead, it became a man-made typhoon.

But one thing is certain.

That is artificial rainfall, and it is real!
It is not for future generations of priests and ministers to pray.

Instead, use cannonballs to hit the sky!
Alive, raining down from the sky.

This had great appeal to the ancients.

Especially those dynasties where droughts often occurred!

For example, during the Ming Dynasty, there was an extremely large-scale and prolonged drought that had not been seen in 500 years.

Several provinces have been hit by drought for five consecutive years.

Henan Province, the center of the drought zone, has been suffering from drought for seven consecutive years!
Therefore, Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty was most afraid of drought and most eager to create artificial rainfall.

Emperor Chongzhen saw the shot of anti-aircraft guns firing into the sky shown on the sky curtain.

Again I saw the scene of lightning, thunder, and stormy weather all over the city.

Think about it again, many areas of the Ming Dynasty are now barren and the victims are starving.

It seemed like countless people followed the bandits to start a rebellion.

It can only mean:

"Why doesn't the Ming Dynasty have such an artificial rainfall artifact...?"

"If I had the technology to make artificial rain."

"Then why should Ming Dynasty worry about drought?"

"They are really too strong in the future!"

"Since future generations have the ability to artificially generate rain."

"I guess there will never be droughts in the future, right?"

(End of this chapter)