Chapter 91 Sima Zhong: Go home, brothers!

Only Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin, burst into laughter when he saw this sentence.

"Hahahahahaha, the person who said this is so stupid, he actually mistook the sky for the sea!"

"The person who mistook the ground for the sky, the sky for the ground, and the umbrella for a boat is really a moron!"

Among the ministers around him, there were quite a few people of elegance and refinement.

Originally, everyone was savoring the philosophy contained in this sentence.

But when they saw the emperor laughing, they could only laugh along.

……

《Bullet screen: Is this fucking retarded? 》

《Fuck you, this is Li Bai, right?》

"Are the idiots not going to be accepted by this bar? "

《Beware of the invasion of philosophy bar.》

And the stupidity is still going on.

[You are what you eat. Suffering won’t make you a superior person, but eating people can. 】

Ancient people: "You tell me that this is something that a person with weak intelligence would say?"

Barrage: "Damn, Lu Xun, right?"

"I'm here to have fun, not to learn from Lu Xun!"

The idiot is still continuing to output firepower!
【Only after waking up do people realize that they have slept. 】

【To miss the past is to look for a sword in the long river of memory.】

[Looking forward to the future is like looking at plums to quench your thirst on the road ahead. ]

[Could it be that I am already dead and everyone is hiding it from me? ]

[If someone criticizes you for not being objective, it is probably because you do not conform to his subjective view.]

【Xiao Ming cheated and got full marks in his moral education exam.】

[I am the first and last place in the World Loneliness Competition. ]

[The doctor's treatment of me was very successful, and my failed life came to an end.]

Several consecutive posts are similar philosophical bar jokes of invasion.

The ancient people were stunned by what they saw.

So the ancients thought they understood what mental retardation meant.

Zhuangzi suddenly realized and said:

"It seems that in later times, the word 'retarded' means philosophy and thought."

"It's a place where philosophers gather together to discuss ideas."

"Is that so?"

Almost all ancient people had the same idea as Zhuangzi.

Everyone thinks that the Internet of later generations is stupid, and it is a place to study philosophy and ideas.

But at this moment, the style of the sky screen video suddenly changed!
The background music became light and cheerful.

At the same time, even the blogger's commentary style has changed.

[Do you think this is mental retardation? ]

[No, the above are all spies who sneaked in from the Philosophy Bar! ]

[It is an act of occupying the magpie's nest! ]

[As a yellow-carded old member of the idiot bar, I strongly condemn the above-mentioned behavior of posting in the idiot bar under the guise of idiots!

[If I can become the moderator of the forum one day, I will kill all the spies in the Philosophy Forum and the Poet Forum! ]

[Next, I will open my collection of highlights to show you what is called orthodox idiocy! ]

【Please look at the big screen! 】

[Why is the son one person, but the mother and son are two people? ]

Spring and Autumn.

Zhuangzi, who was originally immersed in the philosophy of idiocy, saw this problem.

Suddenly I was stunned.

Zhuangzi felt that this should be another question that contains philosophical principles.

But I still couldn't guess it.

[As we all know, there were seven major powers in the Warring States Period, and Qin only destroyed six of them. So why is it said that Qin unified the world? ]

Ying Zheng didn't expect that the idiot would involve his own Qin.

What's the problem?
"This question is too stupid, right? It's impossible for our Great Qin to destroy the seven kingdoms, right?"

"Unless Daqin destroys itself!"

"But is that possible?"

[I wore contact lenses to peek in the women's bathroom, but I was still caught? ]

[Why does the sun come out only after dawn? 】

[Which part of the chicken is the chicken fillet? 】

[The first person to land on the moon was Armstrong, but who was the first person to land on the earth? ]

[What legal actions are illegal? ]

[“No way! No way? No way?” Ge Jun shouted excitedly while writing the math college entrance examination paper. ]

[Death row prisoners must be executed first and then cremated, which is equivalent to dying twice. Why not just cremate them directly? ]

【Materialism, the eternal god!】

[Why do meteorites always fall into craters accurately? Did aliens install a precision guidance system?] [It's the sun shining on me, why do you say I'm the one shining on the sun?]

[The prison is so heavily guarded, so how did the prisoners get in? ]

[One minute on stage requires ten years of practice off stage, so why not practice directly on stage? ]

[I discovered a time loophole. One and a half hours is actually equal to three and a half hours.]

[Is burning paper for yourself during Qingming Festival advance consumption or advance savings? 】

[“Thank you for calming down the war.” French: It’s nothing, just a small favor]

……

Amidst cheerful background music and the hahahaha sounds from the barrage of comments.

This section of the sky video ends.

The ancients must have studied mental retardation seriously from the very beginning.

Treat the Idiot Bar as a place for philosophers to think.

In the end, they were all speechless.

Basically, they were speechless:
What on earth is this idiotic bar culture of later generations?

Is that really the place where a bunch of idiots gather?
But the screen says that only idiots are accepted. What does this mean?
It's so stupid that even ChatGPT can be stunned.

It is normal that most ancient people could not understand stupidity at first.

But when I watched the entire sky screen video, I laughed out loud the whole time.

Just look at the idiot, and feel like the emperor is back home?

That is true.

Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin, found it difficult to understand the philosophical questions in "The Foolish Forum" at first and thought it was not interesting.

Even a little angry!
But when he saw the topics of those orthodox idiotic bars later, Sima Zhong's brain instantly became active.

Completely hit Sima Zhong's radio waves!

Sima Zhong, who was originally a little annoyed with the idiot bar, now thinks that the idiot bar is simply too funny!
The people there are definitely all my close friends.

“Ah, what great questions they ask!”

"There are many things I have always wanted to ask."

"But when I was a kid, I would get beaten for asking these questions. Now when I ask these questions, few people answer. It really makes me depressed!"

"Hahaha, people in this mentally retarded bar are really nice. I like mentally retarded people too, right?"

"I wonder what I need to do to become mentally handicapped?"

……

New canopy.

【Do you know the importance of steel? 】

[In recent years, the steel industry has suffered losses and environmental pollution, and the news of its deteriorating situation has been heard frequently. ]

【Many countries and media outlets want our country to weaken its steel industry. 】

[And it is well-reasoned and seems to be done for the sake of future generations and the entire earth. ]

[So why do so many people dislike the steel industry? ]

【Perhaps the steel industry, as a typical representative of heavy industry, will be disliked by many people. 】

[But the steel industry is still the most important heavy industry in a country, no doubt about it! ]

[When comparing the strength of countries in World War II, in addition to the real military forces such as soldiers, artillery, tanks, and aircraft. ]

[When comparing economic strength, GDP and per capita income are often not compared. ]

[Because those are all false.]

[The real comparison is often in steel production.]

[That is the true indicator of a country's industrial capacity and military potential! ]

[The importance of steel cannot be underestimated. As a basic industrial material, it is widely used in many fields and is crucial to the development of modern industry and society. ]

【Steel is known as the skeleton of industry! 】

【It is the backbone of the industry and the basic industry for the survival and development of the country. 】

Outside the sky.

Seeing how much importance future generations attached to the steel industry, Ying Zheng nodded in approval.

"Bronze products still account for half of the production in our Qin Dynasty."

"I'm sure everyone has seen the advantages of iron weapons and iron farm tools over bronze."

"In the next period of time, Daqin's mining industry will focus on finding high-quality iron ore."

"The industrial focus of Daqin must be on iron smelting!"

Han Dynasty.

Liu Che also said proudly: "The Han army has completed the upgrade of equipment."

"The soldiers of our Han Dynasty are equipped with high-quality iron weapons and armor."

"But apparently it's not enough!"

"If the Han Dynasty's steel production can be increased tenfold, I will be able to equip a truly heavily armored army!"

"Their combat capability will be ten times greater than that of ordinary soldiers today!"

When it comes to this.

Liu Che also thoroughly realized once again the importance of steel.

But it is obvious that the importance of steel in the eyes of ancient people was only basic.

The real steel industry.

More important than important!
(End of this chapter)