Chapter 109 Li Cheng Waited for His Crouching Dragon and Phoenix
【City Hall Interviewer (Level B):
[As an official in charge of recruitment at the city hall, your position is not high, but your power is not small. Congratulations, you have obtained a position card with a lot of benefits. ]
[Half-Demon Traitor (Rank A):
[As the second in command of the Half-Demon United Front, you have a huge status and power over the government and the opposition. Even the administrative director of the city hall dare not offend you. Your organization has grown stronger because of your existence.]
[The improvement in the Half-Demon United Front Organization's rating has allowed this position card to evolve from D-level to A-level. Please continue to work hard.]
[But please note that if you want to continue to improve the level of this position card, you need to effectively improve the status of the half-demon in the City of Fraud. ]
【You gain the ability to distribute position cards. 】
Two cards, one A-level and one B-level. Compared with the initial D-level, the speed of improvement is like rocket riding.
Even if the rewards were calculated now, the blessings bestowed upon him by the World Tree would not be less.
The position card of [Interviewer] was given to him by Peart. After all, the City Hall is a place with a fixed structure, and there are currently no vacancies in management positions. Interviewer is already the highest-level position card that Li Cheng can get.
But it doesn’t matter. Although his position is low, he has great power.
At this moment, all departments of the City Hall were frightened by Li Cheng's arrival.
Especially those department leaders who had discriminated against half-demons were trembling with fear.
Once Li Cheng sends all these leaders out to die, won’t their positions be vacant?
The position card [Half-Demon Traitor] is an even rarer upgraded position card. Unexpectedly, its status will become higher as Li Cheng's status increases.
This is also the reason why Li Cheng is vigorously developing policies to eliminate discrimination against half-demons.
As a half-demon traitor, it makes sense for him to elevate the status of the lower half-demons, right?
As for how to eliminate discrimination...
Through a series of policies, build a bridge between half-demons and demons?
Release a series of slogans, shout that the lives of half-demons are also lives, and organize a march in the city of fraud?
NO, NO, NO, these are things that ordinary players would do.
Li Cheng is an evil player.
His ideas have always been simple and direct——
If all the people who discriminated against half-demons are dead, then there won’t be anyone discriminating against half-demons, right?
What a rigorous logic.
"However, if I want to complete this plan, it will be a bit difficult for me to do it alone." Li Cheng held his chin and thought for a while: "Well, it will be easy if my other two generals are also here."
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Mr. Unknown, hello. There are two newcomers coming for an interview. Do you think I should find someone to interview them for you, or should I reject them directly for you?"
The secretary didn't even mention letting Li Cheng go to the interview on his own. In her opinion, Mr. Wuxiang came here just for vacation.
The so-called interviewer is just experiencing life.
How dare you let the leader’s children do hard work?
Don’t you want to mix with us anymore?
Li Cheng held his chin up and thought about it. At this point in time, there were only two people who could come to the City Hall for an interview. Well, it was very likely that they were the two of them.
He smiled and pushed the door open and walked out: "I'll go by myself."
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When he walked into the interview room and saw the two people standing in the room, Li Cheng was immediately happy.
A girl with pink hair and a pure and lovely smile on her lips.
A man with his underwear pulled over his head, with the stern expression of a paladin on his face.
Who else could it be if not Karenina and Mu, the two dragon and phoenix?
When these two guys saw Li Cheng, their eyes suddenly lit up.
"Brother~" Karenina smiled and rushed over: "Finally I see you, I'm so happy~"
"Boss!" Mu also cupped his hands: "Me too!"
The two secretaries standing behind Li Cheng were startled. They thought that the people who came were just two ordinary people, but they didn't expect that they were friends of Lord Unknown.
No, was there some evil spirit today?
Why do you big shots like to come to City Hall for interviews?
Can't you reveal your identities and let us line up at the door, hold up banners, and shout welcome?
Why do you like to go incognito so much?
At the same time, the two secretaries also felt relieved.
Fortunately, I didn't make things difficult for these two people just now.
Especially the idiot with underwear on his head. The two secretaries wanted to kick him out countless times, but they held back in the end.
Thinking about it now, it was a wise move, otherwise, who knows what the outcome would be.
"Well, Mr. Unknown, we will go down first. You can talk slowly."
"okay."
Li Cheng waved his hand and sat in the main seat.
When the birth of the generals came, he was still thinking about these two generals when they arrived.
"Oh my god, Boss Li Cheng, you're doing pretty well. You even have your own secretary!" Mu tugged at the underwear on his head, his eyes fixed on the beautiful legs in black stockings of those young ladies, secretly eyeing Miao Renfeng.
Karenina's face turned cold and she distanced herself a little.
She felt that Mu had become more and more perverted since he put Hughes Dahl's underwear over his head.
"Oh, it's nothing." Li Cheng waved his hand: "By the way, why are you two here at the City Hall? Did you land at the same birth point?" "No, we met later." Karenina smiled and took out a career card from her bosom - [Border Law Enforcement Officer (D-level)]:
"When I first arrived at this secret realm, I was assigned to the southern border. Then I encountered a group of border bandits who wanted to do something bad to me. I was so scared, Brother Li Cheng."
"Then what?" Li Cheng was puzzled: "You ran to the law enforcement bureau for help?"
It shouldn't be like this. Based on his understanding of the Law Enforcement Bureau of the City of Fraud, if Karenina asks them for help, she will definitely be walking into a trap.
"Yes, I did go to the Law Enforcement Bureau, but I didn't ask for help." Karenina smiled and said, "During the second round of assessment, I snatched two disposable relics from another team of pigs. One is called the Cognitive Impairment Field, and the other is called the Desire Magnifying Dust."
"After I ran to the law enforcement bureau, I happened to see them conducting an exercise, so I used the field of cognitive impairment to rewrite the perceptions of the law enforcement bureau and the robbers, making them both think that the other is a beauty."
"Then what?" Li Cheng raised his eyebrows.
"Then, I used the Astringent Amplifying Dust and dealt them a big blow!" Karenina laughed, "They immediately pounced on each other and had a lot of fun. The scene, with men on top of men and one man pinning down another, was just like a crime scene!"
"Good operation." Li Cheng's mouth twitched, and he asked in confusion: "But I remember that these two disposable relics only last for three minutes."
"Yes!" Karenina continued, "The effect of the relic will expire after three minutes, and the bad brothers will discover each other's true appearance, and then..."
"They just started fighting while vomiting!"
"He was still saying things like 'Nantong the damned, today it's either you or me who will die!' 'Do you dare to feel my heat!' 'My spear is not bad either!' 'Hey, you little Nanliang' and other things that I couldn't understand!"
"The entire area around the law enforcement bureau was filled with fireworks going off, bang bang bang!"
"I was so scared, baby~"
"Then, I took advantage of the chaos and ran into the Enforcement Bureau's archives room and added my name to the last page~"
As he was speaking, a magical newspaper floated into the room and slid onto Li Cheng's desk.
#The Abyss reported first-hand news that the Border Enforcement Bureau of the City of Fraud was completely wiped out in the infighting#
#The only survivor is the rookie police officer Karen who just joined the job today. According to her, the entire Border Enforcement Bureau was harmed by Xiao Nanliang. #
The picture accompanying the interview was of Miss Karenina smiling timidly.
That sweet, lovely, harmless, and pitiful appearance, just like someone who has just survived a disaster and is still not recovered from the calamity.
Lilith: ...
Mu: ...
Li Cheng: …
As expected of you, Miss Wolong, who was once chosen by the abyss. Your birth status has been recognized by me.
In the past, law enforcement was carried out by using oneself as a bait.
Now you're just using others to fish, right?
Li Cheng sighed and looked at Mu again: "What about you? What career card do you have?"
"Hehe." Mu sneered twice, tugged at his underwear on his head, and took out a career card from it - [Program planner of the border fraud sect (D-level)].
"Fraudulent sect, you actually sneaked into the sect?" Li Cheng raised his eyebrows.
"Oh, I've not only gotten in, I've even gotten into the upper echelons!" Mu puffed out his chest proudly, "The Border Fraud Sect has always been pursuing the most advanced fraud methods."
"They have always believed that only those who can deceive everyone are worthy of becoming the next leader of the sect."
"When I got there, they were having a fraud competition to see who had the best fraud skills."
"But I think their thinking is wrong. A true fraudster must not only be able to deceive others, but also be able to see through their disguise."
"Then..." Mu snorted, "Boss, guess what?"
"What's wrong?"
"The acting leader at the time thought my idea made a lot of sense, so he asked me if I had any way to elect a leader."
"Then what?" Li Cheng wondered.
"Hehe, I will blindfold all the fraudulent female believers." Mu held up a finger, "And let the male fraudulent believers, that is, their husbands, take out their big meats."
"Next, let the female believers find out who their real husband is by tasting each other! The couple with the highest accuracy rate will be the new leader!"
Li Cheng: …
"It's not over yet, boss. Guess what happened in the end?" Mu continued.
"What happened?"
"Well, the wife of the acting leader misheard the rules and mistakenly thought that the person who recognized the most followers would be the leader." Mu approached the two of them and whispered, "So, she reported the name of the owner of each one!"
"Exactly!"
Li Cheng: …
Lilith: ...
Karenina: ...
"Then, the other wives of the believers were not to be outdone and started to name the dishes together. That scene was so explosive!" Mu recalled what had just happened and sighed, "At that moment, I no longer believed in love."
"Then all the fraudulent believers started fighting."
"I saw that the situation was not good, so I chose to escape."
"Fortunately, I was smart and asked for the career card in advance, otherwise, I would have suffered a huge loss."
After listening to Mu's story, Karenina moved two steps to the other side, with the corners of her mouth twitching.
Even Li Cheng looked at Mu with a helpless look.
He felt that the level of birth of the Underpants Pullover Man, one of the two rising heroes, was still rising!
"Oh, right." Mu pulled at his underwear on his head. "Boss Li Cheng, how are you doing here? Why do I feel like everyone is afraid of you?"
(End of this chapter)