Chapter 216: Awakening of Seuss Dahl

Just as the limb-reattaching ceremony of the Wrathful Father God was taking place.

Thousands of miles away from Full Moon Academy,
Inside the hospital bed of Hughes Dahl.

Mr. Calvaro, the ostracized and exiled "living encyclopedia", is examining the body of Hughes Dahl.

"That's strange. He's not poisoned. Why hasn't he woken up yet?"

"How long have you been sleeping..."

"You make yourself like the Pope."

Shaking his head, Calvaro smacked his lips and prepared to leave the room.

On the one hand, the Tianming Royal Court sent over the opposing sword "Broken Star", saying that it was a weapon for Li Cheng. No one knew how that brat had done it, but he could make the Tianming Royal Court, which was a stingy organization, bleed so much.

On the other hand, he recently found some files that seemed to be related to the genocide of the vampire clan, and he planned to go back and investigate it thoroughly.

At this moment, a golden light suddenly flashed on Hughes Dahl's body.

"This is……"

Calvaro stopped immediately, turned his head quickly, and cast a detection spell on his not-so-good disciple.

At this moment, his pupils suddenly contracted.

[Xius Dar (Cult of Order), obtained a new title of God's favor - the one who knocked out the angry Father God.]

Calvaro: !!!
WTF?

Did Seuss Dahl knock out the angry Father God?
How can this be?

Hasn't this guy been lying on this bed all this time and never gotten up?

Could it be that this Hughes Dahl could experience a separation from his body?

Calvaro couldn't help swallowing twice.

With the advent of the abyss, the ability to leave the body has been banned. All related spell scrolls have been burned, and even Calvaro does not know this spell.

Could it be that this Hughes Dal knows something that is listed as a forbidden technique?
He continued reading with doubt.

[Xius Dahl of the Order Sect was able to knock out the furious Father God with just a few dozen pairs of underwear. This is truly rare.]

[His amazing power is breathtaking! ]

Calvaro: ???
WTF?

Use underwear to knock out the angry father god?

Damn it...

Calvaro quickly unzipped Hughes Dahl's pants.

"You really don't have any underwear... But you're too small, how come you look like a woman..."

Pulling up his pants, Calvaro fell into deep thought.

According to the title of this divine favor, he imagined the scene in his mind...

Seuss Dahl's soul first left his body, then he took off his underwear, and then traveled in front of the Furious Father God in the Abyss Realm, and knocked him out with a blow from his underwear.

Calvaro: “…”

Although it is unreasonable, this seems to be the only explanation...

"Am I sick, or is this world sick..."

Calvaro shook his head and decided to discuss the matter with the Full Moon Queen.

This matter was so weird and outrageous that he himself couldn't make up his mind.

The archbishop of the Order Sect simply wrapped himself in magic power and flew out of the ward.

Seeing him disappear, the Full Moon Queen, who had been hiding outside the hospital, showed up.

Anna: "The old man is finally gone. Counting the days, today is the day to knock out Hughes Dahl. He has been staying here, and we have no chance to do it."

Vivian: "Anna, you are talking nonsense again."

Anna: "What nonsense did I say?"

Vivian: "When did we knock Hughes Dahl unconscious? We saw that he didn't get enough rest, so we let him rest for a while and heal his injuries."

Anna: "..."

Anna: "I've told you many times, except when you're in love, stay away from Li Cheng's newborn Dong Xi, or you'll become weird."

Vivian: "Brother Li Cheng is not a newborn!"

Just as the two personalities of the Full Moon Queen were bickering and taking action, inside the hospital ward, the golden light was injecting the power of God into Seuss Dahl's body.

And he slowly woke up under this warm light.

"I... I seemed to have had a very long dream. In the dream... the last person I saw seemed to be Dean Man Yue." Xius Dahl opened his eyes in a daze, feeling the sacred power around him.

Sanskrit sounds also rang in his ears.

[Your Excellency, the Wrathful Father God Stunner, you have done your part for the survival of the Destiny Continent. Next, you will receive the blessing of the God of Order.]

【Please stay awake and receive the blessing. 】

"The angry father knocked out the person? Me? Is that true?"

Hughes Dahl was stunned, with a look of deep confusion on his face.

After standing there in a daze for two or three minutes, Hughes Dahl could not remember at all that he had any relationship with the Angry Father God.

then……

The confusion on his face turned into ecstasy.

"Hahahaha! I see! That's how it is!"

"When I was taking the test at the academy, I felt something was wrong! I didn't even know the Abyss Dragon, so how could I have cut off his dragon whip and taken away his beloved?"

"Now, I understand. I understand everything!!"

"The answer is... I have a split personality!"

"Once I fall asleep, my other personality will wake up, and he is the strongest man on this continent, a man among men, a male among males! He can cut dragon whips, stun rages, and so on without any problem!"

"Yes, it must be like this, hahahahahaha!!!"

Hughes Dar laughed wildly and looked at the power of order around him with great satisfaction.

Sure enough, I am the child of destiny!
"It's terrible, it's really terrible." Hughes Dahl looked at his palm and said, "I thought that my invisible hand could stir up the situation and manipulate the fate of others behind the scenes."

"I never thought that I could even control my own destiny!"

"Father, you are right, I am a genius, hahahaha!!!"

outside the ward.

The Full Moon Queen was sweating profusely as she watched the wildly laughing Seuss Dahl.

Anna: "What the hell is this guy talking about? I really want to hit him..."

Vivian: "We are here just to beat him up... Ahem, I didn't say anything."

Anna: "Anyway, there shouldn't be any useful information."

Vivian: “I don’t think so.”

In the bed.

"Hahahaha, that's right. Everything is just as I expected. Well, there should be only one round left for the Full Moon Academy entrance exam." Xius Dahl was confident. "And those two idiots, Li Cheng and Mu, don't even know that they have become my shields."

"Hahahaha, this is the power of my invisible big hand!"

"Once I enroll, I will definitely be able to conquer the Full Moon Queen and take over the entire Full Moon Academy! Hahahahahaha!"

"Who are you going to conquer?"

The sudden voice made Hughes Dahl's laughter stop abruptly. He was stunned for a moment, turned his head, and saw the Full Moon Queen with a gloomy face.

"..." Xiu Si Daer was silent for two seconds, then suddenly gave a wry smile: "Haha, Dean, you're here? I'm much better now, no need to worry about me..."

"Care, hehe." The Full Moon Queen narrowed her eyes, and two ice pans appeared on both sides of Xusdal's head.

"I was just kidding, I was just kidding!" Hughes Dahl knelt on the bed and kowtowed vigorously: "I was just talking nonsense, don't take it seriously!"

"I am young and frivolous, and I don't know much, Your Majesty!"

"Wait a minute!" Just as Vivian was about to take action, Anna suddenly spoke in her mind.

"What are you doing?" Vivian asked angrily, "Why are you trying to stop me? This insane thing actually covets us?"

"We are Brother Li Cheng's property. If he covets the two of us, isn't that just stealing Brother Li Cheng's things?"

"He deserves to die!"

"Sister... you, don't take me with you when you're in love... just give me five seconds." Anna wordlessly took control of her body, then walked to Hughes Dahl, took out a red ball, and stuck it into his nose:
"Okay, done!"

"Huh? Done?" Hughes Dahl looked at her in confusion, not knowing what she was talking about.

"Look in the mirror."

"In the mirror?" Hughes Dahl turned his head and looked at himself in the mirror with a red nose, feeling a little strange.

"Do you feel like a clown?"

"Ah?" Xusdal's face changed, and he finally understood what Anna was saying.

Before he could reply, there was a loud bang.

The two frying pans slammed together and hit him hard on the head.

Xusdal immediately became cross-eyed and fainted.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Anna grumbled in dissatisfaction: "I haven't had enough fun yet!"

"Don't waste time on him anymore, we have things to do today!" Vivian snorted.

"What the hell is there to do? Isn't it just making a robe for your brother Li Cheng? Tsk tsk tsk, so many precious materials are used. Are all the good things accumulated over the past ten thousand years used in it?"

"Oh, love-brain is terrible, but to be honest, it would be better for him to take good care of his body and prepare for pregnancy instead of giving him this, hehe."

Anna teased.

"You, what are you talking about! Damn, really damn!" Vivian's face turned red all of a sudden, and then she suddenly thought: "Hey, tell me, if we really have a baby, is it mine or yours?"

But unexpectedly, Anna didn't reply for a long time.

"Anna, Anna?"

"Ah?" Anna came back to her senses: "What little baby? Little darling? It must be yours. Humph, I don't want to have that damn scumbag's baby! I'm giving him a gift by stepping on him twice!"

"Okay, okay, I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep..."

With that, Anna's voice disappeared.

Vivian frowned.

This answer doesn't sound like Anna's answer at all. Normally, shouldn't she say that she is in love and has no right to snatch the child from her?

Moreover, Anna has been sleeping more and more frequently recently.

"What on earth is going on..." Vivian left the room dejectedly: "I hope nothing will happen."

And behind her, the power of blessing that was originally concentrated on Xiu Si Daer was slowly dissipating.

[Since the blessed person, Hughes Dar, did not receive the power of blessing, this blessing automatically goes to the second candidate.]

【The second candidate is...】

【Li Cheng.】
-
early morning.

The furious Father God, fully dressed, faced the rising sun and puffed out his chest.

From today on, he is a brand new man!

Although it is reversed.

It's still second-hand.

But it doesn’t matter, as long as he’s a man, it’s fine.

The two little ones, Li Cheng and Mu, stood beside him, one on the left and one on the right.

They had never felt that it was so difficult to suppress the corners of their mouths. "Explode with anger." The furious father god spoke slowly.

"The minister is here."

"This time, although you...received a reversal for me, you still managed to catch it. Since our merits and demerits offset each other, I won't punish you."

"Thank you, Lord Mian, for your magnanimity." Li Cheng licked his lips and tried to hold back his laughter.

"Well, what a pity." The furious father Shen Hua changed his tone and said, "Originally, I thought if you connected it correctly, I would take you to visit my treasure house, but I didn't expect that you connected it incorrectly, and this opportunity is gone."

"..." Li Cheng didn't have to hold back his laughter anymore, his whole face fell.

Damn, you said you won’t take me with you, so you won’t take me with you?

Fuck you! Those are all mine, mine!
You have a way to die!
“But…” The furious Father God changed the subject again: “Considering what you said about Lier, ahem, I can give you another chance.”

Hearing this, Li Cheng narrowed his eyes.
Good man, why don’t you give me Rihanna and still think about good things?

Angry Father God, I think you are really drifting...

Li Cheng thought for a moment, and then he smiled like a bright and cheerful boy again: "Regarding Lille's matter, there is one thing I haven't told you, Father God."

"What's the matter?" The furious Father God's heart suddenly tightened.

He originally planned to use the dragon as a sacrifice for the new whip.

He didn't expect that the dragon was a traitor and ran away, which made him very angry.

Now Lille is doing this to his sexual fetish.

If he ran away too, the angry Father God would not be able to accept it.

"Hehe, actually, this guy Lille has always been living in endless entanglement." Li Cheng looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with a resentful look.

Mu, who was standing by, saw this scene and knew that Boss Li Cheng was going to start something again, and he couldn't help but laugh: "Poof..."

"What are you laughing at?" The furious Father God glared at him.

"I think of happy things." Mu shook his head quickly.

"What happy thing?"

"I, I, I, my brother is awake!" Mu shook his head.

"woke up?"

"Yes, my brother was in a vegetative state before, and just now he suddenly woke up for some reason."

"Alright..." The furious father god nodded and ignored this heaven-defying thing that had gone astray twice.

He looked at Li Cheng again: "You just said that Lille has a problem, what is the problem?"

"Actually, it's not a big problem." Li Cheng said worriedly, "Father God, think about it, you are such a noble demon, and you are such a lowly creature."

"That's not a problem." The furious Father God waved his hand: "Identity has never been a problem in my eyes."

"It's not about status." Li Cheng continued, "What I mean is, Li'er didn't know that you... didn't have Jiji before. If he was interested in you, why didn't he go find you and offer himself to you?"

“Well, this is indeed a bit strange…” The Furious Father God picked up the thermos cup, blew on it twice, and took a sip.

He has always been fair and open in selecting concubines.

As long as you are a demon, you can find his contact information.

Lille liked him, so why didn't he just come to him?

"The reason is actually very simple." Li Cheng sighed: "Here, although he is a 0, his sexual fetish is actually..."

"Little Nanliang!"

"Puff!!!" The boiling hot water was sprayed on Mu's face by the angry Father God.

He looked at Li Cheng in shock: "What the hell?"

Xiaonanliang and Nantong, although they look the same, are completely different things.

Moreover, if Lille was a 1, it would be fine, it would just be barely close.

But he is a 0. How can a 0 like Xiao Nanliang?

Could it be that Nan Liang is in power?

Isn't this a bit too outrageous?
"This is the truth, Your Majesty." Li Cheng patted his chest, and I also guaranteed with my furious personality: "This is absolutely true. If you don't believe it, you can ask Lille at any time!"

“This…” The furious Father God fell silent.

"On one hand, I have an irrepressible love for you, and on the other hand, I have the XP system that I have had since I was a child." Li Cheng made a face full of bitterness and hatred: "Do you know? Brother Lier has been living in such a dilemma until now!!!"

"What should I do..." The Furious Father God also felt Li'er's pain and closed his eyes with compassion: "What a sad story, what a pity. What a pity. He was such a lovable little boy."

"I am 1, the Wrathful Father, but not Nan Liang."

"No matter how much he loves me, I am destined not to be able to give him what he wants."

"Father God, I don't think so." Li Cheng sneered.

"Oh? What do you mean?" he asked furiously.

"Father God, think about it, since he is hesitant here, doesn't it mean that there is a possibility of reversal of his XP system?" Li Cheng persuaded.

"Can this thing be reversed?" Bao Nu continued to wonder.

"Even the dragon whip can be reversed, so why can't a mere XP be reversed?" Li Cheng continued to persuade.

"If you want to die, just say so."

"Ahem, what I mean is that the reason why Er is struggling here is mainly because he has not received your love, Father God. If he received your love and understood the joy of being an address book, he would definitely be able to reverse the situation!"

Li Cheng's eyes were firm and his words made sense.

"Pfft..." Mu wiped his face and laughed again.

"What the hell are you laughing at!" The furious Father God turned around and glared at him.

"I think of something happy..."

"whats the matter?"

"My, my, my brother fainted again..."

"???" The furious Father God kicked Mu, the jerk, away and looked at Li Cheng: "You mean, you want me to use force? No, I am a gentleman!"

"Father God, how could you think of me like this? I would never come up with such a bad idea." Li Cheng patted his chest and promised: "My plan is extremely great!"

"A great plan? Tell me about it."

"To put it simply, it is..." Li Cheng looked around and confirmed that there was no one around before showing a sunny smile: "You, go and be Xiao Nanliang."

Furious Father God: “…”

"Of course, I'm not asking you to really be one." Li Cheng continued to explain: "I'm asking you to use the magic of transformation to turn yourself into a woman, pretend to be Xiao Nanliang, get close to Li'er, seduce him, and make him fall in love with you."

Furious Father God: “…”

"When the relationship heats up, the water rises and the boats become hot, and the fire burns at the first touch." Li Cheng continued: "Take off the hood and tell you that you are the wrathful father god!"

Furious Father God: “…”

"By then, it will be a done deal." Li Cheng was full of confidence: "Lille will understand that the one he likes is not Xiao Nanliang, but you, the Angry Father."

Furious Father God: “…”

"I call this plan the Lille Gay Plan." Li Cheng pointed out: "I am 100% sure that this plan will succeed. What do you think?"

Furious Father God: “…”

Faced with Li Cheng’s great plan, the furious Father God remained silent.

One minute.

three minutes.

five minutes.

Ten minutes passed, and Li Cheng couldn't help but become nervous as he looked at the silent and furious Father God.

Could it be that this guy's IQ has improved?
Should I use regeneration to escape?
"Good!" At this moment, the furious Father God shouted and gave Li Cheng a thumbs up: "Good, really good! I didn't expect that you have already made a package plan for me!"

"Rage, rage, what I said was indeed right. In this world, only you and I can be called heroes!"

"You are truly a genius among geniuses to be able to come up with such a plan!"

"Keep a low profile, and don't be too aggressive!" Li Cheng waved his hand.

"Well, then go tell Lille to carry out this plan!" The furious father waved his hand, full of pride: "Wait until I make Lille gay, oh no, wait until I capture Lille, I will take you to my collection, and you can pick out any item from there!"

The Furious Father God was quite satisfied, not only because of Lille, but also because Li Cheng had pointed out a clear path for him.

In the past, whenever the Furious Father God met the men he liked, he would always be unable to make a move because they were not from Nantong.

But now, he has opened the door to a new world!
That’s right, I can pretend to be a woman first, and then when the matter is done, I can show up as my original form!

The furious father god drew inferences from one instance and felt that this furious general was truly one of the rare wise men in the world.

He was furious and felt very lucky to have such a talent.

"Pfft." Mu, who was kicked away, rolled over again and couldn't help laughing.

"What the hell are you laughing at!" The furious Father God turned his head away.

"I, my brother he——"

"I've been putting up with you for so long!" The furious Father God pushed Mu to the ground and started punching and kicking him.

Li Cheng looked at the two people being so affectionate and quietly slipped back to his tent.

As soon as he arrived at the tent, he was happy.

I saw Lill standing at the door of the tent, waiting respectfully.

Greeting everyone every morning is a necessary procedure for him.

"Yeah, little Riko."

"Hey, I'm here." Seeing Li Cheng coming, Lille quickly put on a wry smile and ran over happily: "Master Nubao, yesterday, the suicide index in our camp rose by another percentage point!"

"All this is thanks to you, sir!"

"Keep a low profile!" Li Cheng waved his hand: "Xiao Lizi, you have performed well recently. In order to commend you, I have a reward for you today."

"Reward?" When Lill heard this, he was immediately overjoyed.

Hehehe, there is another reward, I am indeed the son of destiny!

Li Cheng, ah Li Cheng, you could never imagine that I have already reached such a high position in this trial. I, for one, have already passed it 100%!
"Yes, I found a girlfriend for you."

"Girlfriend?" Lil's eyes flickered.

Are you planning to reward me and seduce me with your beauty?

Furious General, Furious General, in your eyes, am I, Lille, such a person?

You are really good at judging people~
"Sir, where is my wife? Can I see her?"

Li Cheng: “…”

I thought I was talking about a girlfriend, how come she became his wife?

Li Cheng smacked his lips twice: "Well, I'll arrange for you to meet in the next few days."

"Thank you very much! Master Angry!" Lil was overjoyed: "By the way, is she pretty? Does she have a good figure?"

"As for her figure, she is very tall, with a big chest, a big butt, and long legs." Li Cheng thought of the angry Father God and told the truth, "Yeah, she also has abdominal muscles and a vest line."

"Ah?" Lill's blood boiled when he heard this.

With this figure, do I still need to care what my face looks like?

It’s not easy to chase a woman with this kind of figure out there!
He immediately knelt down and kowtowed to express his gratitude: "Thank you, sir, thank you, sir!"

"Don't thank me so early." Li Cheng added, "I am only responsible for introducing you two to each other. As for whether it will work out in the end, it depends on your performance."

"Xiao Lizi, you have to work hard! Don't embarrass me."

"I know, sir!" Lill was grateful and said, "I will work hard and I will definitely win, I will definitely win!"

(End of this chapter)