Chapter 225: Miss Bakugo's Love Brain War
An hour later, they were in the forbidden forest within five kilometers of Hengshui’s first camp.
The north wind is rustling, and the snowflakes are fluttering.
Although it is summer, the temperature in the whole forest feels like winter.
The chirping of insects and birds disappeared from inside. Everything was silent. There was no trace of human beings, as if no life had ever existed.
The flowers and plants around him hung their heads shyly, as if they had sensed the scent of love and couldn't bear to see what would happen next.
But there are still a few flowers that bloom proudly, and people are curious about this hard-won splendor.
Now is the time to fall in love!
It was at this time that the two male protagonists of this blind date event appeared on the scene.
The first to appear is the Wrathful Father God, who commands the entire Wrathful Father God territory. He is the source of all rage, the god of war of the abyss, and the endless pioneer.
Today, he attacked in the form of Miss Bakugo.
The bucket-like waist and abdomen connect the upper and lower parts of the body, and above it are eight exposed breasts, in two rows on the front and back, with RGB lights wrapped around them, flashing with the breathing.
Below are two three-section long legs over 1.8 meters long. Every inch of skin is covered with jade feet, wrapped in stockings of different colors, which is very charming.
The only attractive part of his body was his face, which was covered by a huge green helmet, making it impossible to tell what was inside.
Opposite him, the other male protagonist admiring his ancient god-like appearance is Comrade Lil, a self-proclaimed genius from Full Moon Academy.
His face was twitching at the moment, and all his facial features were wrinkled together, revealing an expression that no human could possibly show.
"This... this is the daughter of the Great Will?!!!"
"Did the Great Will have sex with the worm?"
Lil's mentality exploded. He guessed that this explosive lady would be a little ugly, but he didn't expect her to look like this.
This is no longer a question of whether it is ugly or not, right?
Can this thing still be called a living thing?
He immediately felt something was wrong...
How could a great being like the Will of the Abyss have such an ugly child?
Could it be that I was cheated?
"My Lord, I, I don't think I can do it..."
Lill began to back down in his heart.
"Lil, have you forgotten the promise that the Wrathful Father made to you? Have you forgotten why you came here?" Li Cheng fooled him:
"Besides, you don't need to think about it carefully. If the Abyss Will looks like a fairy, would it still be your turn?"
"This..." Lil's heart skipped a beat, and he thought to himself, so that's how it is.
Sure enough, there is no free lunch in this world.
All the gifts from fate have already been priced.
It is precisely because the daughter of the Abyss Will looks like this and cannot find a boyfriend that she invites a son-in-law to live with her.
In other words, one must be able to endure what ordinary people cannot endure, and do what ordinary people cannot do, in order to successfully ascend to the top and become the son-in-law of the abyss!
"I knew it was not that simple..." Lil took a deep breath, his eyes gradually turned cold, and his voice became more heroic: "What a pity, what a pity, Angry God General, Furious Father God, you two still underestimated my Lil's tenacity!"
"God has given me a great mission, and will make me endure the pain of falling in love with an ancient god who defies the heavens!"
"I, Lil, will never regret this life!"
He was full of ambition and righteousness, and although he spoke only from his heart, his aura and charm immediately conquered the angry Father God.
He looked at Lil, his eyes full of stars.
This man is so manly!
Licking his lips, the Furious Father God was about to step forward to enjoy the delicious food.
Unexpectedly, Mu's voice rang in his ears: "Wait a minute, Father God, you can't go up yet!"
"Why?" The angry Father God frowned unhappily.
"Have you forgotten your current identity? You are a little Nanliang!" Mu said coldly: "You are a girl, a girl! Be reserved! Do you understand?"
"Does Nanliang also need to be reserved?" The furious Father God was puzzled.
"Of course!" Pink-haired girl Karenina also said at the right time: "Girls should behave like girls. Not all men like nymphos. What if you are too nympho and scare Lill away?"
"Now that you say it... it does make some sense." Upon hearing this, the Furious Father God nodded silently and decided to be patient for the time being and enjoy the delicious food when the flowers are in full bloom and the moon is full.
Inside the tent, Mu and Karenina, who were controlling everything remotely, looked at each other and both felt that the other was extremely smart.
Hahaha, we will definitely not lose in this love brain war among these geniuses!
The first one to confess must be you, Lil!
"But I can't just stand here, can I?" the angry father god asked again.
After all, he has always been a proactive person. Making him stand here without moving is more painful than killing him.
"Of course, as girls, we must know how to show our charm, do you understand?" Karenina thought for a moment and suggested.
"Show your charm? How do you show it?"
"Of course, it's to show off your beautiful body! Stupid!" Karenina said anxiously: "I designed such a perfect body for you, show it off!"
"That's it..."
Feeling the urgency in her words, the Furious Father God no longer cared about her disrespect. Thinking of the dancing postures of the women he had seen before, he began to move.
He first grabbed his eight breasts and began to twist his body back and forth.
The eight huge thunders struck with a bang, up and down, left and right, up right and down left, down and down, left and left, right and up and up, making a strange sound like a symphony.
Lill's face turned paler and paler.
The eyes of the angry father god flickered. Could it be that he doesn’t like Da Lei?
What a troublesome man.
There was no other way, so the furious father god leaned down again, stroking his three-part legs with his hands, making a gesture that he thought was extremely charming.
The most amazing thing is that those tentacle-like feet of the ancient gods actually moved by themselves under his control, as if they were dancing.
As it squirmed, it made a rustling sound.
Lill's face suddenly turned seven or eight shades paler!
"What should I do? He doesn't seem to like it very much." The Furious Father God was anxious and shouted in his heart: "Fengshe, you are not unreliable, are you?"
"Oh, he is just unreliable!" Mu Shishi said, "Father God, the charm you displayed is too weak. You must let Lille know that you can use your amazing power to bring him happiness!"
"How...how do we do this? Use magic?"
"What magic? I'm talking about sexual happiness, not happiness, but sexual comfort. Do you understand?" Mu showed an expression that said he was a child who could not be taught.
"Does it mean that in the future, when you want to make him subdue you, you will have to use magic?"
"Oh, I have never bothered to use such means!" The furious Father God snorted coldly: "My strength is my confidence!"
"That proves how strong and powerful you are!" Mu continued to fan the flames.
"what should I do?"
"Look for any big trees, and then..." Mu Jili muttered a lot, and after hearing it, the angry father god's face flushed.
His ruddy complexion frightened Lille even more.
next second.
The furious father god snorted coldly and jumped onto a big tree.
Lill looked at him with a pale face, not knowing what this wild lady from Nanliang was going to do next.
The next moment, the furious father god took a deep breath, did a split, and sat down on the tree trunk.
Then he rushed down directly from the treetops.
And the towering tree was also split into two halves by him using a splitting fork!
It's a tree chop!
In order to prove his toughness, the angry father god used crotch-splitting to chop the tree!
After coming down, he licked his lips with satisfaction.
If he hadn't been wearing a green helmet, Lille wouldn't have been able to see his expression and would have probably fainted from fright by now!
Even so, Lille was frightened to the point of being almost speechless.
And this is not over yet!
The furious Father God squatted down, held down half of the tree with his dragon whip, grinned evilly, and began to spin madly!
The big tree followed his movements, twisting and turning in a spiral beside him, making a whistling sound!
It directly turned into a small tornado!
It's a bird turning into a tree!
In order to prove his strength, the angry father god used the bird to turn into a tree!
What is even more terrifying than the bird spinning the wheel is the bird spinning the tree!
This scene made Lille stunned.
He could already imagine what kind of sexual life he would lead next!
I could even feel a dull pain in my groin!
A wave of nausea rushed to his head. Lill turned his head and bent over to vomit: "Ugh!!!!"
Furious Father God: “!!!!”
He stopped the bird-turning-tree movement and angrily questioned the two little ones:
"What's wrong with you?"
"I'm going to make you sick to death here!"
"You two, are you deliberately trying to prevent me from being happy?"
"Ahhhh! If I lose Lil, Father, I don't think you'll need your ditch anymore!"
"Ah, this..." Mu looked at Karenina and felt something was wrong.
It's impossible. This furious father god has shown such charm, why hasn't Lille confessed his feelings sincerely yet?
It's impossible. If such a charming woman didn't look too weird and was from Southern Liang, Mu would have been attracted to her.
On the other side, Lille was kneeling on the ground, vomiting continuously.
Li Cheng's voice rang out: "Lille, you've come this far, are you going to give up just like that?"
"I...I won't give up."
Lill wiped his mouth and stood up.
His eyes were full of flames, which were powerful flames representing fighting spirit!
After paying so much, the ditch is filled with stuff, and my eyes have become so filthy that I am almost blind!
Now that things have come to this, he has made up his mind!
We must capture Miss Explosive!
Not only to win!
And she has to confess first!
"Master Angry God General, what should I do? How can I take down Miss Explosion?"
"Oh? Li'er, I feel your determination! As expected, you are the real hero!" Li Cheng smiled faintly and gave a thumbs up: "Then next, let me, your love strategist, help you to accomplish all this!"
"Okay, Lord General!"
"First of all, you have to praise Miss Baobaozi!" Li Cheng said calmly: "Girls all like to be praised, and Nanliang is the same!"
"Praise? Praise?" Lille was dumbfounded.
Miss Baobaozi, is there really any part of her body that deserves praise?
"How could there be none? A true gentleman is a man who can stand up even when faced with a goal that he cannot even accomplish!"
"Is this really the extent of your awareness?"
"Don't let me look down on you!"
"I, I, I... I am a real gentleman!" Lill roared, suddenly raised his head, staring at the angry father with eyes full of flames.
"Ms. Explosion, you...you, your big thunder! There are really a lot of them! Too many! I love them so much!"
"And your legs, wow, so many legs, and they are divided into three parts! I love them so much!"
"But all these combined are not as great as your amazing power! Your ability to chop down huge trees will definitely make me happy in the future!"
"I just vomited, and I just accidentally had the illusion of having dinner with you!"
Lill uttered countless words of praise in a row.
The more the angry father listened, the happier he became, and his face turned redder.
"Hahahaha, so that's how it is, so that's how it is!"
"Fengshe, Father, you two did a great job, great job! Obviously, I have conquered Lille! There will be a great reward, a great reward!" "I'm going to take him down!"
"I'm going to confess to him right now!"
Hearing this, Mu and Karenina couldn't be happy at all.
Damn it, he actually had the nerve to say such flattering words. It goes without saying that there must be a military advisor behind him.
Moreover, the military advisor's strength is definitely not inferior to the other two.
Is it Li Cheng’s elder brother?
If this goes on, the two of them will lose to Li Cheng in the battle of love brains!
The two little freshmen looked at each other and saw the burning desire to fight in each other's eyes.
Boss Li Cheng (brother), you are the challenger!
"Father God, please don't be impatient!"
Karenina cried out.
"What's wrong? Lil is so delicious, I can't help myself!"
The angry Father God is in a hurry.
"You have to think it over carefully. If you confess first, your status after marriage will be lower than Lille's!"
Karenina emphasized.
"What? Is there such a saying?"
"Of course, the one who confesses first is the loser!" Karenina slammed the table, "By then, if Nariel wants 50 times a day, you have to give him what he wants. You really won't be able to do anything! Do you want to live like this?"
"Then...then what should I do?"
The angry Father God sweated profusely, 50 times a day, is that something a human can do?
"You have to be arrogant, do you understand?" Mu interrupted at the right time: "As long as you are arrogant enough, men will be fascinated by you!"
"Really? No, what on earth is tsundere?" The Furious Father God wondered.
"Oh, it means that I dislike him, insult him, but I love him!" Mu continued: "You believe us. If only I said so, it would be fine. Now that we both say so, how can it be false?"
“Is this really the case… Heterosexuality is really troublesome…” The furious father gritted his teeth and decided to give it a try.
But he had never been arrogant before.
What should I do with this arrogant person?
I have no idea at all...
Just as the furious father god was thinking hard, a bolt of lightning suddenly flashed behind his head!
He remembered!
He remembered the tips Li Cheng gave him!
He slowly took out the piece of paper filled with trash.
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[Hey, hey~ You can't let a small fry be teased like this and become speechless, right? You're so weak~]
[Hehe~ You don’t think you can bully me just by giving me a thumbs up, do you? No way, no way, how can you bully others? You can only bully yourself~]
[It’s so easy to bully small fry, hehe~ Their words are boring~ There are idiots everywhere who can only say sweet words]
「What? How could a small fry think of such a thing? Ugh, take your dirty gaze away~ It’s disgusting.」
【Miscellaneous fish...】
"I see, I see! There's no mistake, this feeling of liking and disliking at the same time! This is tsundere, this is tsundere!"
The Furious Father God looked at the quotations of the miscellaneous fish and realized something.
At the same time, he also admired Li Cheng very much.
It turns out that this final secret is to be used at this moment?
Furious, have you reached this point?
Planning from thousands of miles away...
You are truly a god!
"I used to dislike this thing. Haha, I am narrow-minded, I am narrow-minded!" The furious Father God looked up to the sky and roared: "I can do this question! I can do it!!!"
"What...what's the noise..." Lil looked at him stupidly, not knowing what was going to happen next.
The furious Father God walked slowly towards him with three legs, and mixed his voice: "Hehehe, Brother Lier, you don't think that just a few words of love will make others confess first, right?"
"Hehe~ You little bastard Lil, you're so weak!"
"Ugh..." Lil immediately covered his mouth.
He swore that he had never felt so nauseous in his life.
A monster that is extremely disgusting and like an ancient god is now speaking like a female ghost and making such a cute gesture.
I can’t bear it anymore, I absolutely can’t bear it anymore!
The Furious Father God was amused when he saw Lill covering her mouth with her face flushed with shyness.
Sure enough, this is the decisive blow, this is the decisive blow!
"Hehe, Brother Lil, hehe~ If you confess to me first, I will wear white stockings tonight, you bastard, you bastard~"
"I...I...I..." Lil was about to cry, tears welling up in his eyes.
Are you moved to tears? The furious Father God is so happy that he continues to speak: "Hey, confess your feelings to me, little bastard, hehe~"
"I...I..." Lil finally couldn't help it and yelled, "Dan MDD! Speak properly!"
The words fell.
All sounds stopped abruptly.
The furious father stared at Lill blankly.
Lil also stared at him blankly.
It’s over, it’s completely over now!
Lil, Lil, what are you doing?
You were so close to taking him down!
The furious father god was also stunned. He couldn't understand why Lil, who was ambiguous just now, suddenly started scolding him.
Did he do anything wrong?
Just then, Li Cheng took action.
He snapped his fingers lightly and controlled the dragon and phoenix aliens in Lille's body to convey what he wanted to say.
Lil listened to the voice and said shyly, "Oh, it's getting late, Miss Explosive, your charm is really overwhelming. Let's not stand here, let's go to the woods and have a good date, okay?"
"Oh..." The Furious Father God was stunned for a moment, and then he broke into an extremely brilliant smile.
I didn't expect that Lille would be so bold when we met for the first time.
How dare you invite me into the woods?
Hahaha, it looks like he’s going to gallop like a dragon on the first date!
"Okay, let's go! Hehehe!"
.........
Only after seeing the two men go into the woods did Li Cheng cut off the call with Lille.
Seeing that he had taken another step forward and was about to break through the ninth stage of Abyss God's Chosen experience, he smiled with satisfaction.
Torturing these two people, the escalation rate is too fast.
I won’t say much about the wrathful Father God.
This Lille is truly a person whose holy body has been tortured from birth, and the amount of pain experience he has gained is terrifying!
It’s a pity that we won’t be able to see the scene of mouse traps catching dragon whips today.
After all, Li Cheng had to endure this extreme pain when he lost everything in the enraged Father God.
That was his carefully chosen, best moment.
Now, there are more important things to do.
"Father, Your Majesty." Prime Minister Rui knocked on the door and came in: "The army is ready to go, just waiting for your order, and then we can set off!"
"Okay!" Li Cheng smiled and followed him to the garrison.
The True Mother Goddess had also been waiting here early.
Seeing Li Cheng coming over, she frowned for a moment, but soon turned into gloating: "Haha, Father God, do you like the artifact I gave you?"
"Oh, you mean that ring? I like it very much!" Li Cheng smiled brightly.
"Hehe." The True Mother Goddess sneered, thinking that he was just holding on.
After all, what use is a magical weapon that only takes effect after you die?
You say you like it so much. If you really like that thing, haha, I will tie myself up and be your slave!
Just wait, Angry Father, not only is this artifact of no use to you.
You also can’t get the other two artifacts.
In other words, you can only touch it once or twice!
After I win this war, gain military merit, and unlock the Eye of True Vision, everything you have will be mine.
I'll let you know the price of angering me!
I'm going to put a leash on you and make you my dog!
“Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe…” The Real Mother Goddess laughed out loud.
"Mother Goddess, Mother Goddess?"
“Hehehe, hehehe…”
"Mother Goddess?"
"Ah?" The Real Mother Goddess coughed twice, realized her own gaffe, rolled her eyes at Li Cheng, and stopped talking.
"Isn't Ms. Zhen going to the front line?" Li Cheng asked again.
"Of course I won't go. Leave the matter of sending troops to fight to my generals." The True Mother Goddess snorted coldly.
"Okay, got it." Li Cheng nodded and turned to look at the demon soldiers who were ready to go.
The total number of soldiers here is less than 10,000.
But they are the elite among the elite of the two forces.
The strength is not lower than level seven.
There are also many ninth-rank generals.
Looking at these abyss demons, Li Cheng deeply realized that it was normal for the Destiny Continent to be beaten unilaterally in this game.
These strongest men in the Destiny Continent can only be regarded as good elites in the abyss.
If there were no barrier of the world, the Destiny Continent would have been extinct long ago.
But after today, these elite troops will almost be gone.
The power gap between the Destiny Continent and the Abyss will be significantly narrowed.
And having lost these elite True Mother Goddesses, we will have to bear the consequences of failure in this war.
What kind of attitude will she show then?
Li Cheng used his demigod power to stuff a pair of twins into the bodies of all the soldiers, while smiling at the general of the Real Mother Goddess:
"Then I wish you good luck in martial arts."
"Hehe." The True Mother Goddess also laughed.
Angry Father God, Angry Father God, you still think you have gained such an advantage.
You don’t even know that your death is approaching!
Hahaha!
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